“Scarlett Johansson is still hanging out in a bikini, with Nate Naylor” links

ScarJo‘s ass is still in a bikini, on vacation. [Pop Sugar]
Good blind item! I‘m guessing…?? Camilla Alves? [LaineyGossip]
A seal nearly KILLED Shakira. [Dlisted]
Review of 21 Jump Street. I can‘t help it, it looks funny. [Pajiba]
Some X Factor chick got into it with Whitney Houston. [Evil Beet]
Blake Lively has a crazy stalker. [IDLITW]
Jessica Chastain‘s style is really starting to bug. [Go Fug Yourself]
Lil Wayne is going to be a baby daddy for the 5th time. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Why is Jeremy Lin a thing? Eh, I‘ll take him over Lana del Rey. [Gawker]
Photos of Marston Hefner‘s girlfriend after he beat her up. [Yeeeah]
Doutzen Kroes with her baby! [Moe Jackson]
My state, Virginia, is full of anti-choice a–holes. [The Frisky]
Ivana Trump will never NOT wear a bikini. [INFDaily]
I like Khloe Kardashian‘s outfit except for the shoes. [Celebuzz]
I love that Matt Damon & his wife had a date at a fashion show. [A Socialite Life]
Courtney Stodden‘s latest trainwreck. [PopBytes]
Jessica Alba‘s natural bitchface takes a turn for the worse. [The Blemish]

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  1. Christine P says:

    I find it amazing that people who consider themselves “open minded” refer to others with varying opinions as a-holes. How childish. Firstly, being opposed to fetus destruction is not anti choice. Many people (and this has not been proven incorrect to date) consider the union of sperm and egg life. Its called an opinion. Learn how to form one, and respect others.

    • Kaiser says:

      You said it – it’s your opinion. When people legislate their arch-conservative religious opinions, it’s anti-woman, anti-choice horsesh-t. My body is the not the property of the state, or of the church. My opinion.

      • aelhoo says:

        Couldn’t agree more.
        (Or put it more succinctly!)

      • Rose says:

        Well said Kaiser, I wonder does Christine P support rape too- “Another bill was advanced requiring a woman undergoing an abortion to have a “transvaginal ultrasound” — i.e., to require a doctor to insert a speculum and then an ultrasound probe into a her vagina against her will and reflect that image onscreen”
        That’s bloody rape where I’m from.

      • Jackie says:

        good for you, kaiser!

      • Chatcat says:

        There is hardly ever middle ground on this topic for us women…however, thought “Rose” was a bit over the top in her response…not really in the spirit of opinion relating to “the safe environment without fear of harassment, excessive negativity, or bullying” of this site. On this topic, I stick with the old saying…you have to do for and live with yourself…not anybody else!

      • xxodettexx says:

        Tell it, Kaiser! {{love}} how others’s PERSONAL choices are coming between decisions that should ONLY pertain between my doctor and i… grrrrrr

      • Ida says:

        Brilliantly put!

    • Scal says:

      The opposite of being pro-choice is being anti-choice.

      I’m pro-choice and pro-life and I would never have a abortion. I’d like to live in a perfect world where women weren’t forced into situations where they had to have a abortion. I’d like to live in a world where babies can be born to a family that loves them and will take care of them. I mean…does anyone really WANT people to have abortions?

      But I’m also not going to impose that CHOICE on anyone else. And to take that choice away and to impose one group’s religious opinion on abortion isn’t being pro-life- it’s being anti-choice.

      • aelhoo says:

        The language that is used by the “pro-life” crowd distorts the conversation.

        I’m PRO-choice and they are ANTI-choice (not Pro-Life). No one is anti-life for cripes sake!

      • lu says:

        I get it too, i love babies and i before i also agreed with those who oppose abortion, but when you hear child abuse to the point where parents kill their defenseless infants my mind changes, not so long ago i heard the Baby Brianna Lopez case,it was just the worse thing ive ever heard. why bring a child into a place where it is not wanted. that perfect place your talking about is very far from reality.

      • Franny says:

        Well said Scal. No one who is pro-choice is running around throwing out abortions like candy at a parade. No one is being forced to have abortions – those who are pro-choice just want to have the option if it comes down to it.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        Very well said. I have no clue if I would ever have an abortion. I go out of my way to not be in a situation like that by using birth control and not being a druggie but $H!t happens and I want to make the choice myself not have some religious MAN who will never be in that situation do it for me.

        PS: As for who it is, I don’t think it’s Camilla. I think it’s someone older because it says she thought she was past child bearing.

      • TheOGSasha says:

        Au contraire — suicides are Anti-Life.

  2. Bubbling says:

    Doutzen’s legs are infinite

  3. nycboots says:

    Girlfriend has a boatload of cellulite for a 28 year old.

    • Beatrix says:

      I, too, am surprised at this.

    • Franny says:

      UGHHHHHHHHH. Not this again. I will bullet point the last conversation for everyone:

      – age (above age 12) has little to do with cellulite. If you have cellulite at 19, you are likely to have it at 29, 39 and 49 as well.

      – you can’t exercise off cellulite

      – cellulite appearence is genetic

      – 90% of women have cellulite

      lay off people. WE ALL HAVE IT.

      Also, that’s not a “boat load”. That is where cellulite appears the most – on the back of thighs and on butt.

      • AudreyS says:

        THANK YOU!!!

      • hater says:

        keep telling yourself that

      • Charz says:

        yes I agree! finally some pictures of a celebrity looking normal in a bikini. My thighs have looked like this since I turned like 13. It sucks reading such mean comments about it.

      • AquaticMusings says:

        Ok, “hater.” I will keep telling myself that because it is true. I have seen people who are toned have cellulite, but when do you really see cellulite on someone who is extremely in shape? Hardly ever. I think it does have everything to do with diet and exercise. My legs/butt naturally have little to no cellulite. HOWEVER, if I gain, say, 5-7 pounds, where there once was no cellulite there definitely will be! It is just how it goes. Definitely part genetics but also weight fluctuation/diet/exercise.

      • Erin says:

        THANK YOU!!! The backs of my legs look the same so it’s nice to see that on a beautiful young woman. Lay off to the haters that love anorexic women!

      • Esmom says:

        So true. Even people who are insanely fit can have it. A woman at our pool, fitness nut, has the most sculpted arms, six-pack abs, great legs…and yes, still a bit of cellulite on the backs of her thighs.

        I’m not saying some women don’t get it, I have one friend who does not have any (although she is an “apple” so she tends to have a belly no matter how thin the rest of her body is). But those who are prone to it are mostly kinda stuck with it.

      • Ida says:

        Agree. I have her body type and about as much cellulite as she does. Has been the case since I was 16.

      • TheOGSasha says:

        Those stats might help us normal women sleep at night, but they’re a bunch of b.s. — ANY woman — ANY woman — who gets toned & builds up her muscle mass will GREATLY reduce her cellulite. Most women don’t have lifestyles that can accommodate 2 hours of exercising a day, and add in sitting down all day at work, and there is only so much that can reasonably be done.

        OTOH, ScarJo — whose only job in the whole wide world is looking good — SHOULD and COULD TOTALLY reduce that cellulite (and it IS a heck of a lot of cellulite).

        And FTR, 100% of women have cellulite — even athletes — they’re just toned enough that the cellulite is basically invisible to the naked eye (and as I said, ANY woman can achieve those results if they put the work in — start running — not walking, RUNNING — 5 miles a day, 6 days a week, throw in 1/2 an hour of squats 3 days a week & eating a lean protein, whole grain diet with a gallon of water a day & I promise you that your so-called “hereditary” cellulite will be, for all intents & purposes, gone within a year).

    • Ella says:

      Actually, I just think her legs/cellulite are completely normal, as opposed to being photoshopped away.

    • Happy21 says:

      I dislike ScarJo immensely but find some sort of comfort in the fact that she has that much cellulite. So many women have it and hate it. It is not fun and it sucks.

      I have a friend who is 100 lbs overweight and she has ZERO! Talk about a piss off!

      • ZenB!tch says:

        @Happy 21….ooooh! That really bugs me. I’m shaped like Scarlet but with the horrid SI covermodel boobs. I hate to looks over and see a woman twice my size who has better legs than I do. Some women do not gain there. I think its the apple shape vs the hour glass or pear. I console myself by reminding myself that no matter how fat I get, I have a waist.

    • normades says:

      Cellulite isn’t about being fat or skinny. I know lots of really thin girls who have it, and bigger gals that have none. Something about fat reserves.

      That said, ScarJo has a lot and does not look that good in a bikini (for reasons other than the cellulite). /sorry/

    • skipper says:

      I would put up with cellulite for a butt like that.

    • Amy says:

      I didn’t realize age was a factor (and apparently it’s not). I’ve had cellulite since I was a teen. Boo.

  4. Blue says:

    Lil’ Wayne is gross. Why would you want to be with a man who already has 4 kids with 4 different women. But I guess when you go from waitress to millionaire rapper’s wife that makes everything okay *eye roll*

  5. Tiffany27 says:

    I am DYING to know who that blind item is about. Any guesses?

    • Anonny says:

      It says “she thought she was past the point of another child,” so I have to disagree with the suggestion about Camilla Alves. I’d look for someone who is older…closer to 40ish.

  6. AudreyS says:

    I’m glad to see her cellulite – it can be found on most women, thick AND thin. Love the Lainey BI – never would have thought Camilla is a good guess!

  7. Allons - y Allonso says:

    Why is Scarlett Johansson?

  8. Franny says:

    If people use their religious beliefs to try to control government policies that affect healthcare, I’m pretty sure that’s an a-hole move. If people try to take away the choice that a woman has about her body (and anything growing with in), you are against having a choice…therefore anti-choice. See how that works?

    Go thump your Bible elsewhere please. And stay out of my health.

    • MBGB says:

      With pleasure. Now stop asking me to pay for your birth control pills. Deal?

      • AquaticMusings says:

        What? Who’s birth control pills are you paying for? Silly. If I want birth control covered in my health insurance (which I pay for, thank you) then can I also opt out of paying for your excessive number of children that you birth because you choose not to use birth control?

        I can’t stand these comments saying, I’m paying for this persons ___ (fill in blank). Such a petty argument. I would surmise that “paying” for someone’s birth control produces QUITE a less hefty $$$ bill than paying for multiple births, social work, and welfare programs…

        Yeah. I’d rather “pay” for someone’s birth control.

      • Tweakspotter says:

        Thank you MBGB!!

        Go “thump” your VAG anywhere YOU want just stay out of my WALLET! I could care less what you do with YOUR body, just don’t ask me to pay for YOUR CHOICES.

        And good for YOU Aquatic PAY AWAY that’s YOUR CHOICE. I’d rather not HAVE to pay for either. I would rather like the CHOICE as to what my taxes (Which I pay a lot THANK YOU!)are paying for especially for those who dont pay anything. I’d rather my taxes go to Life centers, homeless shelters, foster kids, cancer and AIDS research!

        Oh am I yelling?? LOL! Sorry…

      • Franny says:

        I pay for my own insurance,so your wallet is not paying for my vag thumping, thanks. This isn’t about “hey government, pay for my abortions, I’m such a slutty whore” – its about having the choice to make it if I needed to.

        You can’t make the arguement that you don’t want your tax money to pay for abortions because then you also have to say “I don’t want to pay taxes for politicians to fly all over the place and eat fancy food, I don’t want to pay for food stamps for those without jobs, I don’t want to pay for the uninsured to get healthcare, and I don’t want roads built in parts I don’t drive in”. That is not how taxes work, and if they did, no one would pay them.

        All most of us want is for religious beliefs to stay out of healthcare policies. No one is forcing you to have an abortion, but if I get raped, I want the choice of not having a child concieved in such circumstances. I don’t want that choice taken away because some middle-aged man made the decision for me.

        Also, birth control is a lot cheaper than a birth in a hospital and 18 years of raising a child. Unless you would rather have your tax money go to that instead? But then you can’t make that arguement either. Guess you’ll have to choose which you prefer – paying more and more taxes to pay for all of the children that were conceived because mothers couldn’t afford birth control, or use some taxes to help pay for BC but not all of the children.

        I’m going to go get my vag thumped now, and know I can do that all day long if I wanted to since that is my choice.

      • xxodettexx says:

        i am co-signing Franny and AquaticMusing’s comments… totes agree

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I don’t want to pay for a skank who has 50 kids (on purpose) and is on welfare. That costs more than BCPs or abortion.

      • AquaticMusings says:

        I wish I had the choice to do away with your randomly capitalized words. Sounding like your extremely pissy never really helps anyone’s point. Plus, it just sounds like the schizophrenics who come in the hospital with what we in the field call “word salad.”

        My point, along with many others, is that birth control is cheaper than a boatload of babies. But, whatever, perhaps I am just “vag thumping” (whatever this may be).

        Or maybe you are just having a bad day because you don’t believe in any form of contraception and your 10 children are swarming around for your attention, your bills are overdue because they cost a lot of money, and what not.

        Oh, wait, can’t be because you pay A LOT of taxes. Haha. Okay. As do I. Conservatives aren’t the only folks who have high-paying jobs.

        Although we definitely have forked tongues, hooves, and horns…

        Thanks for making me smile.

      • AquaticMusings says:

        I second not wanting to pay for someone who has an inordinate amount of children. But I do anyway. I don’t have a choice, really. Oh, wait, I do – I could just not pay for my health insurance and be uninsured. Hmmm – pass! You live your lifestyle of hating on contraception and I will live mine in favor. I don’t want children right now and I am actually saving you money.

        With my young age and fertility I could easily be on baby number 5 by now!!

        I have actually been saving you money this entire time. You can send me a thank you card if you wish. I don’t even mind if it has spit up on it or crusted mac and cheese.

      • MariPily says:

        I’m a Christian. I want to pay for her birth control pills, her IUD, her NovaRing, her spermicide and her condoms. I want to pay for sex education in school. I want my tax dollars to fund agencies like Planned Parenthood and Family Planning Waivers. Why? Because I DON’T want for her to end up at an abortion clinic, destroying what I believe is an innocent life. But even if she does have to make that choice, which is never an easy one, I don’t want to make her feel any worse than she already does. I would want to be there for her, as Christ is always there for me. I don’t ever want to take away a woman’s right to choose, all I can ever hope to do is reach out to any woman in that situation, and let her know there are alternatives.

  9. Zigggy says:

    On the last ScarJo post someone compared her to “a pouty toddler with a cold”- I have NOT be able to get that out of my head!

  10. T.C. says:

    i think scarjo lools good. she looks like she is having fun and doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her body. good for her.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      Her choice of shorts this time around says otherwise. She must have read all of the body snarking comments and decided to cover up 😔 Now we’ve given the poor woman a complex.

  11. Carly says:

    Eva Mendes for Lainey’s blind item, that’s my guess.

    • Zigggy says:

      It sounds like it’s for someone who already has kids, and is possibly older, and didn’t think they could have more.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I thought Aniston but she doesn’t have kids either. Eva Mendes is younger than Aniston.

        Demi Moore didn’t finally get knocked up by Ashton did she?

      • normades says:

        “past the point of another child” = Over 40 actress with 1 kid already.

        “Without all his access, it’s a totally different life” = someone with a more successful husband.

        Camilla Alves is only 30 so she has plenty of time to have another.

  12. Erin says:

    Umm, I’m pro-life and I’m also pro-birth control. That doesn’t make me anti-choice now, does it? You’re either pro-choice (abortion) or pro-life (no abortion). Quit with the pc language already.
    Also, for those of you who are pro-choice, Google the Jaffe memo. Pretty disturbing stuff.

    • xxodettexx says:

      umm, FALSE. I am pro-choice, which means that i LITERALLY stand for the WOMAN’s (aka the people that house the incubators, er i mean uteri) INDIVIDUAL CHOICE (aka, the reasoned choice made between said uteri-havers and their professional medical doctors)… i AM NOT pro-abortion (god, i am so over this lame argument) nor am i AGAINST life (hell, unlike the rigid views held by religious extremists, choice goes **both** ways! for and against)…

    • Johanna says:

      That jaffe memo is sure something & big bad Barack Obama is behind it! Get real!

  13. Tiffany27 says:

    Oh good grief. I’m pro “mind your own business and do what you feel is best for you and your life”.
    Everyone should try it.

  14. kit says:

    It always suprises me that you can be totally black and white in this pro or anti choice issue.
    Everyone is different and every woman has her own story. I wouldn’t be so quick to draw a line in the sand and say absolutely yes or no.
    I really believe abortion should not be another form of birth control, only a last resort. But how easy is it for young people in the US to access birth control? And do they have the education in place so they can make an informed choice?
    I can’t imagine living in a place where the state decides what I can or cannot do with my body, that creeps me out…what’s next?
    And forcing a rape victim to bear the child???? That’s downright evil!!!!

  15. alex says:

    I didn’t have cellulite until I gained like 30 pounds my junior year of college, then I did, and I lost the weight but it’s still there, along with some of the stretch marks. It’s not as bad as it was though.

  16. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    I see Courtney Stodden is starting her campaign to pose for playboy. Either that, or it’s a campaign to be Hef’s new girlfriend. A playboy bunny shirt and a captains hat? Really?

  17. ZenB!tch says:

    Birth control prevents abortion and welfare mamas…. move along.

    • normades says:

      Exactly. I’ll never understand why people who are anti-abortion are also anti birth control. Sex happens.

  18. Courtney says:

    Do you think that the blind item could possibly be Sofia Vergara? she has a son who is around 20

  19. mia says:

    Scarlett is looking like Chelsea Clinton these days.

  20. rhj says:

    sounds like rose is very convicted re free choice. then let her….amnd those who think like her….pay for it themselves out of pocket. why should the state subsidize the destruction of human life?

    • Latona says:

      “sounds like rose is very convicted re free choice” –how exactly do you reach that conclusion from rose’s comment?

      “why should the state subsidize the destruction of human life?” –well, the fact is that it does. hundreds of examples, the most evident being the army.

  21. Miranda says:

    She looks so ordinary!

  22. Jane says:

    That article on the Anti-abortion bill is about the scariest thing I have ever read. I can’t even believe there are places that even considers such human rights violations! I hope there are people out there protesting against a bill so anti-women. If in New Zealand anything like this ever gained momentum I would make sure it didn’t go unchallenged. I don’t care if you are against abortion that is your CHOICE, but nobody controls another persons body ever. Go Kaiser! Your opinion is important and modern. I thank you for publicy showing disgust at this madness!

  23. hateonit. says:

    can we all shutupppp about whatever it is that everyone is fighting over. we all have our own opinions. whatever. anyway. Scarlett has cellulite so what? did no one see the recent pic of sarah whatever her name is from modern family when she was taking pic with Ashley tisdale? her bottom was not appealing and shes extra young and reallllly thin. it just happens. normal. move on.

  24. demian bichir says:

    The blind item is about Paula PATTON.