Kim Kardashian isn’t turning over her financial records in her divorce case

Kim Kardashian

The header photo is what you will see before you are murdered by Our New Kat-Faced, Bangsy, Zombie Overlords. “Brains…. Must eat…brains…” Seriously, Kim Kardashian put this photo up on her blog and said this is how she would look with “light eyes”. Some girls just can’t pull it off without looking like a zombie. I’ll admit, I’m one of them. I’ve never even tried colored contacts, I know I would look like hell without my brown eyes. Brown-eyed girls unite! May we all find our light-eyed, Fassdongy husbands.

Anyway, in other Kardashian news, Kris Humphries has filed paperwork with the court to force Kim Kardashian to do a full-disclosure of how much money she made during their 72-day marriage:

Kris Humphries has just put his soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian on notice that he wants a full accounting of money earned during their 72-day marriage, and accuses the E! reality star of breaching fiduciary duty, RadarOnline.com is reporting.

Kardashian and Humphries were married in an extravagant on camera wedding at a mansion in Montecito, California last summer. The subsequent wedding special on E! was a ratings blockbuster, but there was trouble immediately between the newlyweds and Kardashian filed for divorce after only 72 days of marriage.

According to court docs filed by Humphries: “A husband and wife are subject to the general rules governing fiduciary relationships which control the actions of persons occupying confidential relations to each other. This confidential relationship imposes a duty of the highest good faith and fair dealing on each spouse, and neither will take unfair advantage of each other.”

The documents accuse Kardashian of breaching the fiduciary duty, because, a source tells RadarOnline.com, “Kris feels that Kim hasn’t given an honest and accurate accounting of money they made while they were married. Kris has complied with turning over his bank records, credit card statements, but Kim hasn’t, and she has been stalling. Kris didn’t want to take her to court over this, but he isn’t playing Mr. Nice Guy anymore.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Humphries has laid down the gauntlet to Kardashian, vowing he won’t be bullied by her anymore and has instructed his attorney to stop settlement talks in their ongoing bitter divorce battle.

“Kris is furious about reports that he is making Kim’s life hell. It’s absolutely ridiculous, and he is telling his friends that he won’t be bullied by her anymore,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. “Kris has told his lawyer to no longer attempt to reach a settlement with Kim. It’s a waste of time and he is ready to take this to trial, and he will. This was the last straw for Kris because Kim is attempting to drag his family into this drama and that crosses the line. Kris just wants the truth to come out and that is what the courts are for. A judge can decide if the marriage should be annulled on grounds of fraud. What is Kim so afraid of and why is she fighting their divorce going to trial? Kris’ name has been trashed in the press by Kim’s camp for a very long time, and he has the right to fight back but he isn’t doing it the way she is, and he will have his day in court.”

[From Radar]

I’m barely paying attention at this point. I mean, I kind of understand why Kris is playing it this way now – the “I’m a victim, Kim and her family are crazy and money-hungry” legal strategy. Sure, if Kris has done a full financial disclosure to the court, then Kim should too. And Kim should stop whining to Us Weekly about how she wants everything to be “over” and how she’s ready to “move on.” It sounds like she’s the one holding everything up – and I really think she should just pay Kris off and be done with it.

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Photos courtesy of Kim’s Twitter & Celebuzz blog, additional pics by WENN.

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  1. Eve says:

    Yeah, that was my first reaction when I saw the banner picture: Zombie Cher!

    “Brains…. Must eat…brains…” (because she doesn’t have one of her own).

    • HA! says:

      Ah, these Kuntashians, never cease to amaze me with their stupidity and “plasticness”.

  2. Snowflake says:

    Good for Kris H! If a nice guy like him is putting the screws to her, it’s for good reason. Go Kris H!

    • autumndaze says:

      Yes! I second this sentiment.

      When this divorce is over, and it will get ugly, I hope the Kartrashian family drops from all magazine and blog news in a blaze of burning garbage ala Paris Hilton.

  3. paola says:

    oh really? now she has blue eyes? and purple hair? and yet very ugly..

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      Those eyes and veiny boobies make her look like some kind of Lemur Daytime Hooker with a bowl job <– That's what caused the confusion, let's hope it was due to dyslexia.

    • sup says:

      is it me or are the eyes purple too? or violet?
      it looks almost as bad as the time she appeared in a blonde wig. she looked trasy then and here she looks like a gaga wannabe.

  4. Scarlet Vixen says:

    Those boobs are SOOOOO GROSS.

  5. Eve says:

    By the way, that would be the first time one becomes smarter after turning into a zombie.

  6. heatheradair says:

    nice to know nail salons are tacky and over-lit no matter where you go or how fancy you are. They all feel like elementary school classrooms inside…..

    • DeltaJuliet says:

      All I could think of when I saw that picture was “That poor woman” (the manicurist). I would be scared to death to touch KK.

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      Not mine. Looks like a lovely spa retreat. Of course the deluxe is over sixty bucks, but it’s worth it for the massage chairs and paraffin wax treatment.
      Hmmmm. She would be smarter as a zombie, at least she’d never make her ugly cry face again.

  7. Laurie M. says:

    I’m glad he is requesting the financial records. Why is she stalling & what is she trying to hide? Sorry Kimmy – a marriage is a LEGAL partnership and the courts can, and most likely will, demand those records. If she didn’t want legal entanglements with Kris, she should have passed on doing those engagement and wedding specials for E!
    Kimmy wants a divorce rather than an annulment, and every divorced couple I know turns in financial records. She’s nothing special in the eyes of the law, or the eyes of most of the public!!

  8. bee says:

    Kris Humphries will always be a dummy. He was an idiot for marrying Kim and believing that she loved him.

  9. Agnes says:

    busted, overdone and photoshopped, as usual.

    and if the court orders her to do a financial disclosure, she will have to do one. a court order is not a suggestion – it’s an order. her disliking the fact that she has to do it is irrelevant.

  10. Lenna says:

    I really do love that dress in the last pic though….

  11. PrettyTarheel says:

    Ugh, I can’t believe I have something nice to say…She has a great jawline. At least that’s one thing that’s a bit harder to fake-you have to have the chin implant and I don’t know if a jaw extension is possible. I’m obsessed with strong jaws and chins, I think that’s why I love Angelina, Eva Mendes, Jessica Biel…

    • polk8dot says:

      Of course jaw extension are possible. They have been done all the way to Rita Hayworth’s time, at least.
      In fact I read somewhere, maybe on AwfulPlasticSurgery, that she did probably have a chin and cheek implants as well as jaw lengthening and nose job, and possible lip implants. And that’s just on her face!
      Oh, yeah, I can TOTALLY see how she can think we will all buy into her ‘I’m a natural beauty’ garbage.
      Her ‘natural beauty’ was no beauty at all. She used to look just simply between ‘pretty’ and ‘meh – nothing special’, and clearly very ethnic. She took great pains to remove any signs of ethnicity from her face, and I do not think there is a single original feature left on her face anymore.
      ‘Natural beauty’, BWahahahahaahhaahaa!!

  12. hillbillygirl45 says:

    That first picture was the scariest thing I have EVER seen!! OMG, you reckon she really thinks she looks good here? She looks like a Jersey Shore reject to me, and that’s pretty frikkin’ bad. She could also pass for a tricked out drag queen. Now, as far as the financial disclosure is concerned, she’ll never do it. I think she’d rather pay Kris H. off than do that. Wonder if PimpMama still thinks the fake wedding was a good idea? Damn, I’m gonna have to get the brain bleach out……

  13. rlh says:

    Soooooo tired of the “nude lips.” I know she thinks it’s her “thing” but it is boring now. She looks better with some color on her lips, breaks up the monochrome thing she seems to favor.

  14. NeNe says:

    Regardless of how dumb he may be. I believe that he is doing the right thing. Who the f**k does she think she is? I’ve never heard of a judge saying that financial documents are not needed. Either way, as far as, I can tell, she’s going to have to submit them. I personally think she is stalling, because it keeps her in the spotlight. What more could a famef**ker want????

    In the last pic, I betcha she is googling herself!

    While I cannot stand this WITCH… I think that she was a 1,000 times prettier before all of her surgeries. Now, she looks like a freak. She is one step away from looking like Joan Rivers.

  15. mel2 says:

    If she wanted it over so badly she would pay Kris off and move on but NO she loves being a media whore that she is.

  16. Talie says:

    You know she would love a big, public trial. But she should be careful. Usually big sideshows like that just destroy the brand completely…ask Paris Hilton after he overblown jail sentence. She was done after that.

  17. Franny says:

    I wish I had darker eyes most days. I have blue eyes but I refer to them as “dead eyes” all the time.

    • iseepinkelefant says:

      Bite your tongue! I wish I had light eyes. That’s the problem with living in America, our predominant color is yucky brown (sorry Kaiser, no unity here). I really need to move to a country with a sunlight deficency (like England or Sweden or something).

  18. bagladey says:

    I thought she was eager to get this marriage over with? I want the disclosure more than Kris H. does, LOL. I really, really want to know how much money that schemer Kim K. made off of the whole engagement/wedding fiasco, because imo except for everything that was touching Kim’s body that wedding was a cheap production.

  19. Marla says:

    It’s scares the bajesus outta me to learn that if you put blue contacts in your eyes your hair turns blue ! Lol… ” this is what I’d look like with blue eyes ” ! Blue eyes, hair, Photoshop, fake boobs,nails, tan….ect ! Oh…no no brains.

    • polk8dot says:

      What a dumb ‘ho.
      I you want to show people how you look with ‘blue eyes’, let the fricking blue be visible to start with. Do not pile 5 lbs of mascara and eye-liner on top of them, and don’t shove a nasty, 5-times too thick horse hair wig over them. The way she made the picture, you can actually see everything BUT how she’d really look with light eyes. She never gave them a chance to stand on their own.
      And besides – why even bother? I do not get the whole point of this picture? What, she just googled herself that morning and decided that there was not enough traffic linked to her, so she just HAD to release a pic trying to start a controversy? Does she even understand what that word means? Kim – nobody give a flying Fck anymore. You’re as stale and moldy as a month-old bread. GO AWAY, URGHHHH!

      • Happy21 says:

        I agree wholeheartedly with your rant!

        You said everything I would have liked to say but much better!

        I hate her eyelashes. It always looks like she has spider legs stuck on there.

        And can she not close her F**king MOUTH!??

  20. K.at says:

    She looks like a Cro-magnum type of caveman in the pedicure picture

  21. lucy2 says:

    Plastic face!

    Unless there’s some sort of iron clad pre-nup, I’d think financial disclosure is a given. She’s just worried about everyone hating her more when they see how big a scam she and her hideous mother pulled off with this wedding nonsense.

  22. Shelly says:

    I don’t much care for Kim at all, but I still don’t think she owes Kris a dime. They weren’t together long enough.

  23. anonymoose says:

    Mouth-breather.

  24. Magoo says:

    She looks exactly like her Mother, Kris Jenner in that picture…

  25. anonymoose says:

    She is wearing sunglasses INDOORS? while reading her smart phone? Fool!

  26. Dawn says:

    Well finally he is getting to the truth, she is simply a waste of time…one big waste of time and the more you try and be nice to her the bigger bitch she feels she is entitled to be. She owes to him exactly half of whatever she made off that sham of a wedding and she owes him an annulment on top of that. I am sick to death of her fans (and some non-fans) blindly following her baloney that she tried to love him but he was soo mean to poor little pee on me Kim, just so mean. After all he tried to move boxes into her home, her home! How dare the lout! She, not he asked for the divorce. God this woman gets uglier by the millisecond. Expose her once and for all so we can stop looking at the ugly and listening to that fake little voice.

  27. sup says:

    idg why people buy those fake cheekbones. they don’t look good on anyone. megan fox and madonna ruined their faces with it. it’s fug and doesn’t look like a natural facial structure at all

  28. Relli says:

    Oh so this all the hard work she talks about, huh? Sitting through hair & make-up, getting her nails done, having her picture taken professionally. Let alone having the time to sit around and think about “what would I look like with blue eyes, let’s do a photo shoot to show everyone because I AM SURE they want to see too.” Had to take at least a meeting or two with everyone to pull it together. Seriously I cannot believe she is a grown women sometimes. I am sure in comparison to some trust fund babies she does more than philander idly but barely.

  29. Bella says:

    Agree! She should listen to her own whining!

  30. Sugar says:

    from the opinion of ol hazel eyes (me) she (Kim) really does think she’s the shit!?!
    & FFS (that’s fiduciary to u Kim) just do the right thing where this man is concerned & don’t drag it out for FFS (that famewhores to u Kim )!

  31. Rosie says:

    Kimbo Bimbo’s face is getting more jacked everytime I see new pictures of her. Can’t….smile…face…to …..tight! Team Kris!

  32. Ruth says:

    Why would Kim eat brains? She doesnt use her own..

  33. Diana says:

    I just find really disturbing that on that header shot I can’t stop looking at those fake boobs. I mean, if the note hadn’t alert me of the whole color contacts thing, I wouldn’t have notice! She wanted everyone to see how she would look light eyes, yet the picture she uses is one where they are almost cover by her hair and all you can see are those boobs practicly thrown right at your face! Disturbing, I say!

  34. jwoolman says:

    Gee, what’s the hangup? Need more time to cook the books, Kimmie?