I’ll have you know that I looked around for a good ten minutes before I simply gave in and decided to write about The Sad Ballad of Basketball Humphries. I need to come up with a better name for this junk. Fake-Marriage-gate? Too much of a mouthful. “Kris & Kim: The Neverending Divorce”. Eh. I’m not at my best today. Anyway, Page Six – who are acting like Kris’s spokespeople at this point – claims that Kim Kardashian took my advice and simply offered Kris Humphries $7 million to just walk away and leave everybody alone. Page Six says that Kris “refused” the settlement offer because he wants Kim to admit that everything was faked. Ugh.
Kris Humphries is refusing to divorce Kim Kardashian unless she gives him a “public apology” and admits “the entire wedding was staged by her and her family.”
Sources tell us Nets star Humphries is holding back on a divorce settlement with the reality raven and even turned down a $7 million offer from her to “shut up and go away.”
A friend of Humphries told us, “Kim’s camp is depicting him as money-hungry, but in fact he turned down a $7 million settlement. Her camp is putting out stories about ‘Kim’s divorce hell’ hoping he’ll cave in, but he won’t.
“Kris wants Kim to admit to fraud, to admit the whole thing was staged for publicity, to make a public apology to him because he really wanted a marriage,” our insider said.
Humphries and his camp are furious at what they claim is a campaign by Team Kim to attack him in the press. One friend added, “They are trying to spin Kim as the victim, but Kris isn’t going to stand for it.”The divorce has been stalled because Humphries took the unusual step of filing for an annulment based on fraud. He is also demanding Kim reveal how much she earned during their 72-day marriage, claiming she hasn’t given an honest account of the money made from their wedding. According to reports, Kris has complied with turning over his bank records and credit-card statements, but Kim so far has not.
Our source added Kris is particularly keen to disprove Kim and her mother Kris Jenner’s claims that they didn’t profit off the wedding.
But a source close to Kim insists she never offered him $7 million and is not attacking him in the press, because “she just wants to move on.”
Kardashian, 31, and Humphries, 27, married Aug. 20 in a lavish ceremony watched by more than 10 million on E! The reality star announced she was filing for divorce less than three months later, citing “irreconcilable differences.” Reps for both Kardashian and Humphries declined to comment.
[From Page Six]
Well, Kim has been playing the victim in the press, but I don’t really think she’s gone out of her way to “attack” Kris. Kris does a good enough job at making himself look like an a–hole, Kim barely has to lift a finger. In fact, whenever Kim speaks, I’m reminded of how much I dislike her too. Anyway, I’m not sure what to make of this. I kind of think that if Kim had actually offered Kris $7 million to STFU and go away, he would taken it, and he should have taken it. If he’s drawing this whole thing out just to get Kim to “admit” certain things, he really is an immature, whiny little jerk. Plus, we already know this whole thing was a giant, fake catastrophe.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Kim‘s Twitter.
Oh, but to have Kim herself have to say in public that she scammed all her adoring fans? Ha! I’d love it. Cherry on the cake of her career.
LOL, I’ll pay to take bite of the cherry cake that has Kim’s admisssion of faking in it.
Me too. Admit it was all for publicity and to up your show’s rating’s. The man is hurt, he was used. I’m Team Kris Hump on this. Don’t take the money let her apologize.
The wedding was staged and you do not have to look any further than the fact the some of Kris’ family members were disinvited to the wedding when the fire marshall said the venue could not handle the number invited. Disinvite members of the grooms family so no celebrity was told not to come?? Absolutely the first red flag the whole thing was just for ratings. Oh, and the Humphries was all flown coach to California? Please.
I think Kris deserves at least $7 million, but I’d hold out for even more.
Yeah, and before he ran into the Klan, he didn’t have a rep of being an a-hole, and an immature, whiney little Jerk. He’s got every right to hold out to try to get a little dignitity back IMHO.
Sorry, Team Kris all the way! I think he is completely in the right.
Yep yep. I’m with you.
Me too! He just wants the truth to come out! Why should he settle for $7million if Kim made $17 million from the wedding? What if her and her mom are hiding other profits? I don’t think the fact that he wants the truth to come out is immature….I would too if I were in his position.
I agree-I think he wants to expose them for what they are. Nothing wrong with that.
I totally agree with you GO KRIS GO
Team Kris as well.
I don’t think he is a jerk nor a rude person.
I feel like this is a pro-kardashian piece.
Team Kris all the way,he’s clearly not after her money, he just want the truth to come out
Me too. He’s been trashed all the way through this saga — from before the wedding until now. I don’t blame him one bit for wanting to expose the bullshit.
If I see one more tabloid cover of a “devastated” Kim, I’m going to go postal. The only devastation in her mind is what will go on with her bank account if he wins.
Co-sign! She’s getting what she deserves!
I’m on Team Kris too. I think that family did everything they could to exploit that relationship and then try and make him look like the bad guy. Get everything you can from those fame whores Kris!
He was voted the most hated player in the NBA! I’d want her to admit it too
Team Buffoon.
He’s entitled to half of that profits from that sham.
Yeah, I don’t know how anyone could say they would like or respect him more if he took the $$$ and STFU rather than wanting the truth exposed. Geez.
Agreed!!
Im with you, I’d like to see her and her family fade away, I hope Kris gets everything he can, afterall he was humiliated by that trashy family for being in love with the HO. Anyway, Good Luck Kris H.
….” but I don’t really think she’s gone out of her way to “attack” Kris. Kris does a good enough job at making himself look like an a–hole, Kim barely has to lift a finger.”
Wait. What?
I know, I said the same thing too..maybe the Kardashians have gotten to Celebitchy? be afraid….
Maybe they bought this site like they did “E” and TMZ LOL; oh and also the Daily Mail in the UK
Exactly!!!
I thought that too. People don’t hate on Kim for nothin’. She’s a bad person.
The guy got duped and he could be crying to the press and doing tons of interviews to make some cash and sway public opinion but he’s NOT. He is disgusted by this family and he wants to expose them for the money-hungry, fame-obsessed selfish arrogant a-holes that they really are.
I’m 100% sure that Kim offered him money to go away because she thinks that money can get her anything she wants. Unfortunately for her she married a guy who, although terribly immature, is still a stand up guy who doesn’t care about money.
This is going to get ugly. More power to him in exposing the Kartrashians!
This!
Exactly. This bitch thinks everyone & everything in life has a price, because in HER world, it DOES!
She has no concept of mid-western values and a family’s good name. She’s “branded” her name, and it’s a trashy brand at that.
I know!!!! Why is Celebitch kloset kk fans???
UM I see Cele/bitchy is drinking the kool-aid too !!!!!
I noticed that too recently. Team Kris!
Celebitchy should be ashamed really for defending Kim. It seems tacky to me and they will loose readers soon if they defend these bimbos.
Publicity. She just can’t get enough.
im pretty sure “staged” it s all about Kardashian. everything for money bcs money is everything. they r disgusting. the same feeling about “ex husband”
Yowza – that sideview really shows the extent and results of her “face messing.”
Let’s list them, shall we:
– Oddly positioned and jutting cheek implants
– Over-plumped lips
– Restructured nose and “Jackson-like” nostrils
– Unnatural hairline
– Bizarre eyelashes
– No soul
I’m surprised she posted this although in her mind she probably never takes a bad photo. I love a good narcissist tweet with my morning coffee.
lol @ “no soul”
no soul–omg hahahahahahahaha
Kris is “money hungry”? He learned from the master/mistress, Kim.
Hope he continues to annoy her.
Hey! She works HARD for that money!
*snort*
I think Kris is in the right – the dumb lug got himself a good lawyer to protect his interests. When you are asking for an anullment, ‘fraud’ can mean so many things, not the just the obvious ‘kim is a fraud’ angle. I think Kris is doing the right thing for himself in asking for an anullment, especially considering how religious he claims to be. I’m interested to see the outcome…
Kris Humphries got played!! Everyone knew this marriage was not going to last. Kim will never admit it, however, she was NOT in love with Kris Humphries. Both of them deserve the humiliation they are getting from their fake marriage.
She can’t even give the peace sign properly…wtf?
In Britain that is an ‘up yours’ sign.
haha, that’s called “throwin up the deuce.” i did it in pictures once..when i was 12.
Kaiser, what exactly about asking (even insisting) her to tell the truth makes him “whiny” and “immature”? If the split were private, that’d be one thing, but that was never her or her pimp mother’s intent, clearly!! What you call “whiny” and “immature,” I call “honest” and “justified” in this instance. Rock on, Kris!!
it wasn’t even a year ago that they got married? It feels like this whole saga has been going on much longer than that.
She will never admit the whole thing was staged so what will they do? Bore us with this forever and ever????
What should happen is for someone on that show to get her or her money grabbing fam to say it on tape and post it for the world to see, now that would be something!
This site is becoming way too pro-Kardashian here.
I know, right?
Lately, each Kardashian/Humphries post I jump in here and defend Kris in the interest of objectivity and common sense.
Imo it doesn’t seem pro Chris, I see them both being called out on their BS behavior. Yes, both of them!
@Mauibound:????
The point that we are making is that this website’s stories on the Kardashians have been biased in their favor lately, and that we are in Camp Humphries.
Quit blaming Humphries for the public and scandalous way in which this divorce is going to play out.
Team Humphries!!
Go kris, go kris……way to make her up the settlement. cant blame u one bit.
The picture of the girl with the cornrows isn’t Kim – I’m pretty sure it’s Kourtney. Sad that I even know that.
Anyway, why the bashing on Kris Humphries? Sure, he’s a douche for falling for Kim’s crap, but we should be celebrating him – he’s actually trying to get Kim to PUBLICLY ADMIT that she is a BIG FRAUD! We should be saying good for him. Her family does nothing but promote articles in trash rags saying how he was so mean to her, yet she claims she wants to “move on”… Sigh. Good for Kris for sticking to his guns.
I don’t think so, I think it is kim. Why is her hair line like that? It looks like pieces of hair are glued on a bald head. No ones hair line looks like that.
everyone knows it was fake. the dude should just step away from it all, step out of the sh-t that he (albeit willingly) stepped into.
BUT i totally agree with him for wanting to expose this trashbag.
@Agnes
Me too! Team Kris!
So wanting the truth to be told is immature and whiny…
The truth needs to be told because she made it seem like it was him being the asshole.
Kim, has always played the victim when things don’t go her way…
Either way it goes Kris good luck with getting her to get that done
Who would have thought that “Dumb Hump” who was gullible enough to marry her, could be the one to expose “The Kash Kollectin Klan” for all their fakery.
He seems like a moron, but I’m rooting for him. I hope he keeps after her until they have to admit it was all a money and fame seeking sham.
Why are we supposed to be siding with that wretched Kim Kardashian again? Hell no, I agree with Kris – he should fight back against all her spinning and BS.
Team Kris! Kim K is a selfish, vapid, idiot and this piece is DEF Kim slanted which sucks because she is obviously a soul-less witch!
A THIRTY ONE year old woman sticking out her tongue and fingers in a photo? She is stuck on junior high maturity apparently. It won’t hurt my feelings one bit if he exposes her and Mama Kris and all their lies
At least she isn’t sticking her tongue through that peace sign. That is one of the most disgusting poses there is, no question.
So true!
Team Kris here! He is taking a stand for what we all want, the fraudulent truth. Nothing whiny about it.
Seeing that pic with her fingers up and her tongue out, the first thing I read off of it was “f*** you”… Call it what you want but it doesnt look good.
He seems like such a moron! Why did he have to take part in this sham wedding anyway? Did he honestly think Kim K would have a change of heart and actually fall in love with him? I’m rooting for him now, yes, but I think it would be wiser to accept the money and walk away (As long as she is offering it, anyway, which won’t be for long). People already know everything was set up.
Ogre and the tramp.
Knowing it was fake is one thing, but, hearing/reading it was fake would be SO much better! Rub ALL the money-grubbin’ fame-hos noses in it. Make them admit it was all for money……just like Kim’s sex tape…the whole Kardouchian Klan are all fakes.
I love Chris!!!!!!
He is standing up to those faker then fake a ss people!!!!!
Never disagreed with a story more. Team Kris for sure. Kim is terrible and I hope she does have to admit it was all a sham. Then maybe they’ll all go away for good.
TEAM KRIS….Everyone thinks he is stupid but personally I dont think so. He has a backbone unlike the other Kardashian men and thats why he is out of there. I hope he humilates the crap out of her but if she can take a pissin* on her I dont think anything can phase her. She is immoral, greedy and insulting to women as a whole. She will end up alone, cat faced and hugging her Louboutin shoes.
There are too many witnesses fed up with these repellant Kardashian people for her or her family being able to lie or refuse.. pay him whatever he asks and be done with it.. Everyone hates you..
umm don’t worry dude everybody already knew. you disgraded yourself and became a big fat joke like the rest of ’em
“If he’s drawing this whole thing out just to get Kim to “admit” certain things, he really is an immature, whiny little jerk.” Okay to write this you must really be having a bad day! Never, let me repeat it, never is one a jerk for telling the truth, again never. This tramp has had it way too easy, she went after him, she talked him into this, she pretended that she wanted children with him, she sat back and laughed as her awful family bullied him and god only knows what other lies she told him and you call him the jerk? So he wants her to be truthful with her public that she married him for ratings…and you call him immature. Hmmm I don’t think so. This is why the big whore makes more money; people play into her “money is everything” bit. Hell yes Kris should take the money BUT not until he makes this whore admit she and her pimp planned the whole thing so she could pretend to be normal and not a whore. No divorce for this tramp, just an annulment and lots and lots of money paid out.
Yo, sister, you so right! Everyone here is gunning for truth. That’s why CB is wrong and your right.
Co-sign! Go Kris!!
Great comment for calling out this awful post. Thank you!!
This must be the 80 millionth time I’ve seen this exact same headline – can’t these two just settle their sh*t already??
I think if he really was an immature jerk,like you say, then he would be talking crap to every media outlet that would listen!
He’s going after them to say “I’m not the one! You messed with the wrong guy!” I don’t blame him one bit. Keep it up Kris.
The Kardashians used him for publicity until Kimmie said “Enough.” (all while counting her money) then dumped him. You don’t do that sh&T to a person. You just don’t.
Ok, Kris was stupid for marrying her in the first place but I don’t see how wanting Kim to be honest and fess up to the marriage being fake makes him a jerk. Personally, it makes him look even more like an idiot for not realizing this sooner. I don’t think he would go out of his way to look like this much of a fool of this were about money.
That being said, if Kim admits fraud it puts her and her family in a precarious position. Even if Kris loses his bid to get an annulment, Kim’s reputation will not survive if this thing goes to trial. As you can see, Kim and her people know this and are trying so hard to settle with Kris to prevent that from happening. However, time is running out. I said it from the beginning, Kim better just suck it up and agree to his demands because admitting fraud means she can spin this and say she did it to get him off her back and her reputation won’t take the dent that it would if this whole thing goes to trial. Also, if Kris wants the annulment bad enough then I think he needs to meet Kim halfway and admit to fraud as well. Whether or not he actually committed fraud isn’t the point, if he wants it bad enough he needs to meet her terms too.
No. Why should he admit to fraud if he beleived in the marriage?
How is this fame-whore still famous?
How does she still have “fans”.. Fans of what?
Ah, no. LOVES it that Kris is demanding Kim fess up that all was fakity fake.
I seriously doubt that the Kardashian Klan wouldn’t have walked all over Kris in a divorce and I am really glad he is fihgting them on this. That trashy group is ALL about money and I hope Kris teaches them a real lesson in their wallets!
Does the hand gesture have a meaning in America? Cos here in the UK it means f u but I’m thinking she can’t possibly know that?
I’m an American and I didn’t know that. Here it’s sticking up the middle finger. In the US throwing up deuces a way of saying that you’re leaving. I’m sure she thought she looked cool when she did it
Team Truth….and it is not some publicist’s bought and twisted “reality”. Go Kris H.
I’m over it all at this point. (I feel I must make a disclaimer that my son has been extremely ill. I have maybe a good 2 hrs of sleep since Friday night.) Kris is as bad as she is. He married that train wreck and is pissed that it ended before he was ready. He has done his share of pissing and moaning about it. They both have more money than I will ever see. Sign the papers, take the settlement and go away! Seriously? I have a hard time buying that if things were so dang staged that he still married into it. He knew what he was getting into and still went head first. It really is too bad since they definitely deserve each other.
Plus let’s be honest, I had no idea who he was before he married her. I don’t care if it is staged. (I do think it is but whatever.) I am just irritated at the constant childish finger pointing at who is more at fault. I know let them duke it out in the ring in sumo suits. Hell, we could sell tickets, pay-per-view and t-shirts then donate it to a charity. Now that would be entertainment.
No Nilber, it’s not him who’s done the pissin’ and moanin’. It’s Kim who’s been doing it all along by running to the tabs, going on her other
Pimp’s radio show (Seacrest) and saying “Poor me poor me! on the mag covers all while getting paid while this guy keeps getting trashed! Why should he stand by while they make him look like the bad guy?
Kimmie to the media: “THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING TO POOR LITTLE ME CAUSE I’M A PRINCESS!”
Oh man I really hope that this does go to trial! I know that it’s the one thing that this family is dreading!
Girl, did you this week’s US Weekly cover mess? Like I’m some kind of rube who just fell off the hashish truck and doesn’t know that she’s full of bull & this is her own self-created “divorce hell?”
There’s not a “Bitch, please” big enough to cover the BS she’s trying to feed people.
(BTW, have you watched American Horror Story’s version of what happened to “The Black Dahlia?” V-e-r-y interesting…)
She has always pissed and moaned, nothing new. There is no way that anyone is that stupid and blind, he knew what he was getting into. The Kardashians have been fame whores for waaaay too long to not have known what he was dating. Love in never that blind.
I know it’s hard to believe, but to some people there are things in life that are more important than money.
I live in Minnesota and although it may be passe’ in Kardashian land, here, people actually still value the truth. To us, it doesn’t seem odd at all that K.Hump would rather clear his name than accept hush money from a whore.
Exactly what you said. Couldn’t have said it ANY better. I live in another state, but I obviously have a Minnesota state of mind…LOL!!!
🙂
Hey Marie,
Fellow Minnesotan :0)
I am with you on this.
See, that’s what I said lower thread: she doesn’t “get” the concept of the family’s good name, because she sold her’s out a long time ago.
She’s just a brand, and a trashy one at that.
Oooh good one. Yes, integrity. Something that is foreign to the Kardashians. Keep it up Kris, keep it up!
Is celebitchy drinking the K’s kool-aid? I hope not. Hello?
That second pic of her really scares me; she looks like a mannequin.
Team Humphries.
Watches go on the left hand.
Unless you’re left handed.
I am team Humphs too. If he doesn’t want to settle for money why should he have to? I mean all of us want to see her admit is was fake and he is our champion or we should be his champion. Go Kris H. It is looking like the Klan messed with the wrong man. Scott and Bruce should take lessons from this guy and learn how to get their balls back. The longer he drags this out the more likely everyone will get tired of her. I do not watch the shows anymore and rarely read the stuff about her. I only read this one because it seemed to be about how little Kimmie and Mamma Kris are going down. So tired of their crap and I used to be a big fan of the show. Oh and I can’t stand when people stick their tongues out in pictures it looks so childish and stupid. Yuck. Little Kimmie probably wants everthing to go away so she can move on to Kobe. Those two deserve each other and she looks just like Vanessa so the kids will never know the difference.
His association with her destroyed his image. She should admit that most all she does is fake.
Kudos to Kris, stand your ground and don’t back down….sorry folks, I don’t mean sound like a dr.suess book)
What if, and this is a long shot, everything is BS? I mean they painted Kris as this guy with such good values, and I’m not saying he isn’t, but he really loved the media attention. How do we know this isn’t all a game? If he was in on everything too? Khloe and Lamar have their thing going. Kourtney has Scott, a baby, and a baby on the way. Kim had nothing but that stupid clothing store they pretend to actively run. She needed something. Which is the reason I think she got married in the first place, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Kris was in on all of it. He is making money right now off of it. His NBA career has been pretty iffy for the past 3 years. She is in higher demand, because people want to talk about it. This could all be some serious bullshit.
Team Humphries for me!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2123723/Kris-Humphries-delighted-make-teenage-cancer-sufferer-fan-VIP-basketball-game.html
Awwww that’s sweet. He did strike me as a pretty nice guy who was just kinda dumb and only good at one thing, basketball.
Kim should be made to pubically and legally declare that it was all. A sham. Remember pimp mama admitting she gave no help to hump’s parents to get them out to the wedding? Kimmy was making all her kash and refused to help her hubby have anyone he cared about at her wedding. It was always about her.
Totally agree, skeptical!!
Too bad THE TRUTH is just so boring. Is there anything interesting about these people? Anything at all?
Team hump. Love how they edit Kim & Kourtney take ny to make him look like a total douchebag and he still comes off better than those idiots.
Yeah they edit their shows in a way to put them in a good light. There’s a clip though where Kris is saying that he’ll move his stuff into Kim’s house.
Kim tells him “no, you’re not!” (she’s such a spoiled brat! LIke a 3yr old who’s kicking and screaming!) then Kourtney tells her:
“You’re such a b&^ch Kim.” KImmie (w a dumb smirk on her face): “why?” Kourt: “you just are. He’s trying to make an effort…blah blah”
I’m surprised E! kept that in, but I’m glad they did.
Oy! She’s pure class. They are all clearly subscribing to the no such thing as bad publicity mantra. Oh no..I’m sorry…shes a DESIGNER and a BUSINESSWOMAN. Yes, I forgot…and I am a SUPERMODEL and an INTER-GALACTIC ASTRONAUT.
You don’t get it. He really wants (and deserves) an annulment. That’s important to him. He said vows in public, in front of his family and his pastor and his God. He meant them. Doesn’t matter to Kim and she is baffled that it could possibly matter to anybody else. But it does matter to Kris H.
Will be amusing if an old-fashioned boy from the Midwest will be the one to finally bring the K Klan down, though, just because he wants them to tell the truth…
Hold your breath, I have something nice to say about our Lady Kuntrashian: I like that she doesn’t wear those uber-trashy glued-on fake plastic fingernails. End of comment.
I used to like this site so much until they decide to post the daily kardashians stories every single day,ugh!!
I was really hoping celebitchy would update this story like they have when commentators have disagreed (like in halle and ga posts) saying they see that they were too hard on someone and they see our point. This is as close to unanimous as it gets team Kris and nothing. CB, please get outta the kardashians pockets and know ur audience. 🙂 love to read this site but we all hate the kardashians. Please catch up.
*typed on my phone.
Team Kris!!! All the way. Go get them Kris. There was nothing wrong in marrying the woman you loved. I saw that you honestly believed in the goodness and redemption of people (aka Kim). Kim knew that you loved her but as you are now finding out her soul had already rotted and there was nothing you or anybody could do to save it. Based on your pre-Kim years you were a very decent guy and still is. Stay strong and confident.