Justin Bieber’s international concert tour is quickly turning into a shambolic mess of epic proportions. These are photos of Bieber arriving at the Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris, where he was mobbed by female fans, one of which got close enough to him and dared to touch that stubble-free face. Almost immediately, the girl was snatched up by the Biebs’ security camp because — let’s face it — what was she thinking? Nobody is allowed to touch the Bieb except Selena Gomez; and quite frankly, the girl is lucky that she didn’t end up on the receiving end of a puny Bieber punch like that pap who still amusingly claims that Bieber f—ed him up.
Yet all jokes aside, Europeans are currently learning that Justin Bieber is bad news simply for existing. In Oslo, Norway, such a frenzy whipped itself up at a concert that 49 tweeners were injured. Naturally, no males were injured because they don’t do Bieber, which is probably the only way that boys are clearly superior over girls. Here are the details from TMZ:
Oslo’s mayor has launched an investigation into yesterday’s near-catastrophic Justin Bieber concert in Norway — after 49 teenage girls were injured in the fandemonium … and 14 were taken by ambulance for emergency care.
No one was seriously injured, but Mayor Fabian Stang groused, “I have already called on the Emergency Planning Agency to examine the entire event from the planning stage to its implementation. We have to find out what went wrong and why it happened.”
TMZ broke the story … Oslo police nearly declared a state of emergency as tens of thousands of teenage Bieber fans descended on the city, mobbing the streets.
Mayor Stang said it got so bad … he had to hide behind a tree at one point to avoid getting trampled.
Some people even tried to use inflatable rafts to reach the stage.
After the concert, Bieber was whisked away on a police cigarette boat.
[TMZ]
So are officials truly questioning “what went wrong“? To begin with, they invited Justin Bieber into their country. Keep the kid out. He’s nothing but a headache. Let this be a warning to all countries outside of North America, where there is no hope of getting rid of the Biebs.
Injuries aside, this is still kind of a funny story. Before the concert in Oslo, Bieber himself was chased by hordes of screaming fans as well. Here’s some video footage of the phenomenon, and these girls will surely be embarrassed when they grow up. But that’s not all! Watch this video and meet me below.
Like I said, it gets even better. During Bieber’s concert in Paris, he reportedly took a breather and ran backstage, and (according to TMZ) promptly walked right into a window. Here’s the video, which I cannot stop laughing at (in a slapstick sort of way), but I feel kind of bad about it because he may have suffered a concussion. Bieber = MAYHEM.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting the glass-walking video as a new story, and I fell for it, but it’s an old video.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN
Bwaahahaha…maybe that will knock some sense in him (but I’m sure it won’t).
How embarassing for all involved.
Is that an old video? Because he looks even younger and his hair is back to being the Bieber Helmet of Doom.
Yep, it’s an obviously really old video.
The footage of Bieber hitting his head on door is very old footage. I saw this at least a year ago.
I suspect the boychild needs glasses but is too vain to use them.
I love how the security guards (all 2 of them) basically just stand there during the first video. Crazy.
My cousin once walked into a glass door when we were at a family party. It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Luckily, he was ok and the glass didn’t break, but that smooshed face was priceless.
Umm the video of him walking into glass door was on Ridiculousness awhile ago. Bieber was a guest on the show and he even laughed at it. My husband and I love that show, it’s pretty funny!
My daughters best friends Mom is a teacher at the elementary school that was featured on the Ellen show when Bieber was also on the show. I didn’t see the show but she said he was super awesome and cool. Its a rough/poor neighborhood
and he talked honestly to the kids about being poor growing up. Shopping at goodwill and even being cold and taking from his schools lost and found. Hes a really decent kid and gave a lot of these kids hope.
Wow I didn’t know that! Almost makes me like him…….but no I still can’t stand him Lol!
I didnt either. He changed and wowed people and their opinions. Sure tho, at 18 still does dumb stuff im sure, but it seems like he makes an effort to be a good guy.
He is the most harmless super famous popstar I’ve seen. I love mocking the Beibs but I sure don’t hate him.
I did watch the show and he was extremely generous to that school. He donated a lot of his own time and money to them.
Hahaha, Beiber hitting the glass is hilarious, sorry but it reminds me of the Windex commercial with the birds..
I fell down a flight of stairs once, I think there were 20 steps total. Each one I hit on my ass down to the floor. I know his pain! LOL
Ha!!! That footage of him hitting the door remind me of Arnie (Leo Decaprio) in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape!!! Match in the gas tank, boom boom.
Can this kid not pull his pants up? Someone get him a pair of suspenders, ASAP damn it!
i love that video of the girls who found out they couldn’t get any bieber tickets. they reacted like they were just told their whole family had been killed. it was hilarious. they need to be shown those videos when they’re older just to shame them!!!!!!
I’ve been waiting for a Bieber story……I helped out at my son’s school last week when they were doing field day. My assignment was “dance party” and when they kids were choosing the songs to dance to, someone scrolled past a Bieber song and all the kids were like “NOOOOOOO! Not Bieber!” I was so relieved 🙂 The reign of terror may be coming to an end…….
haha I know! I babysit 3 kids (8, 10, 12)..the 8yo girl cannot stand the Biebs and the 12yo boy was getting called Biebs because of his hair/bangs, so he cut it immediately. It’s funny that when kids are getting “bullied,” they are being called ‘Bieber’ LMAO
Bieber is “ova” at my daughter’s school. They had a school disco and when a Bieber song came on they all pulled faces and the majority walked off the dance floor. The word on the street is that “Bieber’s so lame, mum”. I can’t wait for his 30mins of fame to expire and pray that his fanbase don’t grow with him. I’m old enough to remember what real talent is. Not these fake wannabees taking on fake gansta poses and phrases…tuff Bieber?? Puhlease.
I wonder if Selena saw that pic of the girl touching his face and was all like, “Back off, B*tch.” haha you know those two are prob way dramatic about stupid crap like that.
In one of his interviews, GQ maybe, didn’t his publicist say Biebs was 5’9″? Um, does he only let men that are 6’5″ or taller to stand next to him???
Biebs looks like he may have requested that fan to “touch” him again LATER–he looks like he loves it–LOL
I’ve sooo heard that he gets his on the side away from Selena–Usher is training him to be sneaky.
LOL Cocaine is soon gonna be the only way out.. AHHAHHAHH cant wait!!!
Yeah, free concert in the middle of the city. Always a bright idea. Until 49 girls get trampled by 490 who don’t get a toss about anything but getting to see their idol. Why does no one take these idiots to task about the real possible consequences over the ‘free concert’ publicity stunt schtick?
“they don’t do Bieber, which is probably the only way that boys are clearly superior over girls.”
I’m sorry.. WHAT? Young girls liking the biebs makes boys better than them? Why wouldn’t they like him? He has catchy songs and is EVERYWHERE. He is an ideal tween idol. I’d rather tween girls were listening to Bieber than doing actually harmful things. He doesn’t sing about drugs or violence, and seems pretty harmless.
I agree with you. While my daughter doesn’t like him, I don’t think there’s anything bad about liking him. Preteen girls are into such stuff. I was into New Kids. I don’t really think there’s much of a difference. (I do wish there wouldn’t be so many references in the media to his sex life, but that’s not really his fault now, is it?)
I don’t think she meant liking him makes them inferior, it’s the fact they lose their minds and act like fools about him. I mean, is he really worth someone losing their life over?
I saw that video the first time and I was really hoping there was a new one, because if he did that TWICE, that would be so awesome.
He’s starting to look less like a child. My 12 year old daughter can’t stand him. Thinks he is an affront to music.
Omg the comment thread is hilarious XD
Also: those are some ugly ass shoes, damn.
“OWW!” He sounds like my 3 year old! (But I love the attempt at the gangsta “S’up yo” afterwards. Nice recovery.)
I sincerely hope that he’ll never come back to Norway. I don’t think we can handle it as a nation:). Utter madness!
Yay, another Norweigan!!
Message – WARNING – to Bieber; Stay the hell out of Norway or I will abandon you in Svalbard where you’ll be eaten by a bear.
Saw him on Le Grand Journal last night. He gets points for answering “ca va bien” when asked “ca va?”. All his questions were handeled with humble gracious answers. He is getting great media advice from someone.
I ran full speed into a locked glass door one time. It was awesome. It was at work too…too bad it was in the only part of the bar that doesn’t have security cameras!!!