I have an honest-to-God question: does Lindsay Lohan tell crack-lies because she’s afraid of “getting into trouble” or does she just crack-lie because it’s second nature to her? Like, lying is like breathing to her. Like, Lindsay doesn’t know who she is unless she’s lying her ass off. What would have been the big deal if Lindsay had simply admitted that she was driving her Porsche at the time of her accident, an accident that was HER fault and not the other driver‘s? Sure, there would insurance issues, both with the Lifetime film and with her car insurance. But wouldn’t it simply have been easier to start with the truth without going out and creating a neverending cycle of crack drama, crack lies and crack denials?
Anyway, the latest in a long line of “Yeah, Lindsay has never been sober” moments. TMZ reports that “law enforcement sources” are telling them that Lindsay had an open container of alcohol in her trunk at the time of the accident. She was carrying said alcohol in a water bottle – which is her absolute favorite way to get her drink on, by hiding it in a water bottle:
Lindsay Lohan was driving with an open container of alcohol when she crashed into a truck Friday on the Pacific Coast Highway … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
Both law enforcement sources and the tow truck driver tell us … cops confiscated a plastic water bottle from the trunk of the Porsche, and our law enforcement sources tell us the bottle contained alcohol. Another law enforcement source tells us the bottle was actually in the debris field and scooped up along with other parts and placed in the trunk before it was towed away.
It’s not a violation to carry an open container in a trunk, so Lindsay is in the clear. And according to cops she had no alcohol in her system.
Nevertheless, Lindsay has been to rehab several times, so it’s not the swiftest move to roll with booze.
Of course the LAPD is all “Meh.” They were meh about LL LYING to them too. They were meh about Lindsay getting coked up while on probation, while taking court-ordered drug tests. They were meh about her doing any and all cracked-out activities over the course of the past five years. The California justice system has thrown up their hands – they no longer give a crap. They never did. The California justice system’s current thinking is “Let’s just cross our fingers and hope that this fire crotch terror doesn’t kill someone, but if she does, we still won’t do anything.” It’s disgusting.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Oh Im Shocked NOT, shame she is being given ample oppertunities to sort her self out but still she manages to mess up a good thing shame
OK gonna sound like a dunce but is it really an ‘open container’ if its in the trunk and not the actual car? Especially since the cops were too stupid to breathalize/or give her a blood test? I can totally believe she was driving drunk but these cops are so unlikely to actually get these things right when it comes to this monster.
If they didn’t breathalyze/ blood test her, how can they state she didn’t have alcohol in her system?
that’s my point. If the booze was in the trunk and they didn’t test her for alcohol (which I don’t think they did I doubt there will be any consequences from this info). The onus was on the cops to test her if they didn’t she’s considered innocent of DUI.
Apparently she was breathlyzed, and blew o.oo. I cannot believe it.
Maybe a witness will come forward that saw Cracky or the assistant tossing the “water” bottle out of the trunk. Wasn’t the accident like, at noon or early afternoon? perhaps Lindsey hadn’t had time to get her drink on yet.
An open container is any bottle with booze in it that is not sealed from the manufacturer, like a still corked bottle of wine or a sealed bottle of vodka. Taking vodka from its original bottle and putting it into any other container makes it an open container no matter where it is stored.
thanks…I’m also curious what the charge of open container is on it’s own without DUI or DWI charges? I’d guess a slap on the wrist which may or may not be thrown out?
I’m not getting my hopes up that there will be any ramifications to this chicks actions until she seriously harms or kills someone.
I suspect her lawyer could argue that since it was found on the road, that it was not hers. The dopey police in LA County will do nothing to prove it was hers (fingerprints, anyone?) because she wasn’t drunk, allegedly, so it will be a huge non-issue legally. I hope that it will be another nail in her coffin professionally, however.
I am still hoping they did a blood test that will show something illegal…and the cops are waiting to get those results before they act (and will then include evidence of the open container and lying to the police as part of a larger set of charges). A girl can dream.
Furthermore, I refuse to drive with an open container, even in the trunk!
There’s always room for PD error (as illustrated by our stellar LAPD)!
What can I say? Another great set of Crackroach pics. Thanks Bella for the correction the other day:)
It would not surprise me at all if the cops picked it out of the debris and put it in the trunk. Sigh, eye roll, etc.
She sucks.
How can you all just be so distrustful? Why being so cruel?
See, that booze wasn’t even for LL… it was for her car! Sure, because she drives alcohol-powered engines, always. ‘Cause that’s her style, bitches.
/sarcastic tone
/eye rolling
/patience
My understanding is that anyone who presents at an Emergency Department complaining of injuries sustained in a motor accident has their blood taken by law. So it wouldn’t matter if she did a runner from the scene, by showing up at hospital they’d test her anyway. She’s learnt that now though. Next time she hurts herself and flees she’ll throw a wad of cash at a vet to treat her on the sly.. and give her a couple of bottles of ketamine and morphine to go.
LL was given a blood test as well as a urine tox screen for drugs/alcohol at the hospital. Results are always given to law enforcement when accidents are involved.
Nope. Don’t buy it. Furthermore, whatever she tested for won’t count because she left the scene prior to LLEOs arriving (see also January Jones) and therefore cannot be proven in court that she ingested PRIOR to said accident.
Yeah, I know, it sucks balls. But that’s how it is, and the Cracken is NOTHING if not CRAFTY.
Color me surprised. Not. Its so sad all the opportunities and time she has wasted. Sadly i feel like if she wasnt working that she’d end up Dana Plato tragic.
That I believe. I once caught my son when he was 20 with Vodka in his Gatorade bottle leaving the house when he was home on break. He wasn’t going anywhere but damn I was pissed off at him for that.
If your son was 20 at the time, I don’t see it as a problem unless he was driving. I’ve done the same thing, putting vodka into a bottle of water or topping up a bottle of coke with 2 oz of rum, but I would NEVER get behind the wheel of my car. Even if I’ve just had a beer I prefer to wait a few hours.
@some bitch: The legal drinking age in the USA is 21, so if her son was only 20 I think @Chatcat had the right to be upset–especially if the family rule is ‘No underage drinking’ or ‘Ask first–don’t be sneaky.’
@Scarlet Vixen, that’s right, I tend to forget this! I live in Canada, drinking age is 18 or 19 depending on the province. My Mum and Dad were pretty lenient with me but would be furious if I ever got plastered. It wasn’t a huge deal to have one beer on a Friday night at the house when I was sixteen. Cultural difference I suppose.
Oh ChatCat-where are the delusional excuses for your son’s behavior? Where are the cries of “It wasn’t his Gatorade! He was carrying it for someone else! Someone spiked his Gatorade with vodka when he wasn’t looking!” You would NEVER hack it as a delusional Lohan parent, Chat!
You need to instill defensive behavior, not accountability! 🙂
Hee-hee! We had a set policy with our oldest: If you’re going to drink (we were under no delusions) you’re going to do it at home and no one’s going anywhere. (Same with the teen sex; no delusions; and the “condom drawer.” But don’t do THAT in my home while I’m home.)
Ladies…the reason I was pissed was because I didn’t think of it myself! lol
I tell my boys THE AGE is 21! Don’t do it or I will kick your ass or shove your teeth down your throat and be really pissed then because of all the cost spent on f*ckn braces. Obviously I don’t believe for a moment that my little bobo bears are listening to me, but I hope that my little Come to Jesus speaches makes some impact. 🙂
Absolutely under no circumstances are they to drink and drive!!! Can’t stress it enough but I do try that as well.
No drinking and driving; no getting into a car with anyone whose been drinking. Call one of us and we’ll come get you, no questions asked. (It worked with my oldest two, now almost 22 and 18.)
CHat cat – don’t stop with the “speeches, warnings” whatever you call them. They ARE listening! My kids are in their 20’s now but two have independently said to me that if they are about to do something they know isn’t the greatest idea, they can actually hear my voice in their ear, NAGGING, for lack of a better word. And it always makes them think twice. All my kids have said things about my “lectures” and applied it to situations they found themselves in, in life. So, definitely do not stop doing what you’re doing!
It happens. Could be worse. I’m big fan of her and I wish her only all the best.
Why do you still want to be her fan? Honestly. You can wish a drug addict the best all day and it still isn’t gonna happen btw. She doesn’t deserve fans. But that’s your choice. 🙂
It could be worse, it can be worse, and it will be worse. I am no fan of a person who insists on driving drunk and putting other people’s lives at risk. The stories are all conflicting, and the original story was that she went on to work and was NOT subjected to a breathalyzer at the time. I don’t understand why she doesn’t have to have a breathalyzer in her car like most people who have had DUIs.
I hate when people “root for” this selfish inconsiderate horrible girl. I’m rooting for all of the innocent people who have to drive on the same roads as she does. I hope they all make it home safe despite her attempts to take people out with her car.
I think the reason people root for her is because in many cases you or anyone else really knows the whole story. You are making a lot of assumptions. If she had been drunk it would of been obvious..and with her past record I’m sure the cops were all over her and her demeanor. Also…there have been many actors (Robert Downey for example) who have struggled with rehab multiple times and has turned his life around because people believed in him. So maybe you shouldn’t judge so harshly when you know absolutely nothing about this incident.
She wasn’t subjected to a drug/alcohol test because she left the seen of her own accord PRIOR to law enforcement’s arrival. (hang on…have to catch my breath after using that whole “law enforecement” phrase with regard to the Cracken…ok. WHEW. I’m good.)
That renders any results invalid, as she could have stopped to get a drink or taken something to “calm her nerves.”
Ain’t LA county GREAT?
@Mel, big difference. RDJ took RESPONSIBILITY for his actions.
Do we have to copy that rap sheet onto every post and keep adding for people to understand the delusion and the NOT wanting to take ANY responsibility for what she does.
She is a dirty, STD ridden whore, addict, no-talent monstrosity filled with lies. She hits babies in strollers and still drives with alcohol in her car. Please let this sink in.
Somebody copy and paste that rap sheet, will ya?
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BLOHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience
October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.
Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.
July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.
Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.
Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.
January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.
February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.
March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.
March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.
May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.
May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.
May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.
July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.
July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.
July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.
August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.
August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.
October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.
November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.
December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.
May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.
October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.
March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).
March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.
April 12, 2009: The cops are called after Lindsay tries to break into than girlfriends Samantha Ronsons house. No charges are ever filed.
March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”
June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.
October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.
February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.
February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.
April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.
April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.
April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.
April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.
May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.
May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.
May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand
May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.
June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.
July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.
July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.
August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.
August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.
September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.
September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.
October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.
December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.
January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.
January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.
January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.
February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.
April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.
May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.
June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.
June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department
July 1, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is summoned to court for not completing her community service on time. The judge gives her a 1 year extension.
August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.
August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pitbull for mentioning her name in his song
September 14th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan makes a scene at a fashion event and throws a drink at an unsuspecting waitor which was meant for a photographer who later trashes her on twitter.
October 13th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is kicked out of her community service due to lack of participation. She would not show up for days and when she did attend she would only stay for one hour and leave.
October 14th, 2011- Lindsay, after finding out that she has been skipping on community service, it is also found she is blowing off counseling which was mandated by the court. This is direct violation of her probation.
Oct 19th 2011- In court, Judge Saunter revokes bail and tells Lindsay directly to complete 16 hours of community at the Los Angelas county morgue to be started on October 20th.
Oct 20th 2011- Lindsay is a no show at the county morque. This is direct violation of the judges orders
Oct 25th 2011- Lindsay Lohan decide to pose fully nude in Playboy while mom, Dina, overlooks the photoshoot.
November 2nd 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets another slap on the wrist. The judge sentences her to 1 day in jail for violating her probation. She also must serve the rest of her community service at the morgue.
November 9th 2011- Lindsay Lohan checks into Los Angelas county jail and serves only 4 hours of her 30 day sentence due to “overcrowding.”
March 3rd, 2012- Lindsay tries to make her comeback on SNL. She later gets slammed by critics for reading cue cards. She later blames the writers of the show.
March 14th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan leaves a club and hits a man with her car and runs off. She later switches seats with her passenger. No charges were filed.
March 15th, 2011- Lindsay is seen the night after the alleged hit and run coming out of yet another Hollywood club.
March 18th. 2011- Lindsay Lohan puts herself under house arrest to avoid any trouble until her next court hearing.
March 29th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan has finally been taken of formal probation. She gets strict orders from the judge to quit clubbing and shapen up.
April 4th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is involved in an alleged altercation and assault at The Standard Hotel and Night Club a few days after the judges warning. She denies that she was even there but 3 witnesses and a surveillance videos says otherwise. No charges are ever filed.
April 19th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan gets into yet another altercation at the same nightclub. A woman’s friend alleges Lindsay threw her drink at her friend. Her father Michael who was present denies the story. No charges are ever filed.
April 23, 2012- Rosie O’ Donnell slams Lindsay on the Today Show saying she is in no position to work and is horrible for the role of Liz Taylor. Michael Lohan fires back saying Rosie is a loser.
April 24, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is late to shoot her guest spot on Glee. Cast member later slams her on twitter saying it was unprofessional.
June 3rd, 2012- Reports come out slamming Lindsay Lohan portraying Elizabeth Taylor. Reports form people on set she is a mess, missing lines and constantly needs cigarette breaks.
June 8th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is in a serious accident on the Pacific Coast Highway when she rear ends an 18 wheeler. Her and her assistant are rushed to the hospital with injuries and later released.
June 8th, 2012- The driver releases a statement saying Lindsay tried to escape the scene of the accident and payoff the driver.
And this account doesn’t include the clipping of a baby in stroller IN A CROSSWALK RIGHT AFTER HER LICENSE WAS RE-INSTATED!
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BLOHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience
October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.
Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.
July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.
Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.
Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.
January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.
February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.
March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.
March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.
May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.
May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.
May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.
July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.
July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.
July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.
August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.
August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.
October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.
November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.
December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.
May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.
October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.
March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).
March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.
April 12, 2009: The cops are called after Lindsay tries to break into than girlfriends Samantha Ronsons house. No charges are ever filed.
March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”
June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.
October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.
February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.
February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.
April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.
April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.
April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.
April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.
May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.
May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.
May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand
May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.
June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.
July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.
July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.
August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.
August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.
September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.
September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.
October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.
December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.
January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.
January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.
January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.
February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.
April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.
May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.
June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.
June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department
July 1, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is summoned to court for not completing her community service on time. The judge gives her a 1 year extension.
August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.
August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pitbull for mentioning her name in his song
September 14th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan makes a scene at a fashion event and throws a drink at an unsuspecting waitor which was meant for a photographer who later trashes her on twitter.
October 13th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is kicked out of her community service due to lack of participation. She would not show up for days and when she did attend she would only stay for one hour and leave.
October 14th, 2011- Lindsay, after finding out that she has been skipping on community service, it is also found she is blowing off counseling which was mandated by the court. This is direct violation of her probation.
Oct 19th 2011- In court, Judge Saunter revokes bail and tells Lindsay directly to complete 16 hours of community at the Los Angelas county morgue to be started on October 20th.
Oct 20th 2011- Lindsay is a no show at the county morque. This is direct violation of the judges orders
Oct 25th 2011- Lindsay Lohan decide to pose fully nude in Playboy while mom, Dina, overlooks the photoshoot.
November 2nd 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets another slap on the wrist. The judge sentences her to 1 day in jail for violating her probation. She also must serve the rest of her community service at the morgue.
November 9th 2011- Lindsay Lohan checks into Los Angelas county jail and serves only 4 hours of her 30 day sentence due to “overcrowding.”
March 3rd, 2012- Lindsay tries to make her comeback on SNL. She later gets slammed by critics for reading cue cards. She later blames the writers of the show.
March 14th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan leaves a club and hits a man with her car and runs off. She later switches seats with her passenger. No charges were filed.
March 15th, 2011- Lindsay is seen the night after the alleged hit and run coming out of yet another Hollywood club.
March 18th. 2011- Lindsay Lohan puts herself under house arrest to avoid any trouble until her next court hearing.
March 29th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan has finally been taken of formal probation. She gets strict orders from the judge to quit clubbing and shapen up.
April 4th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is involved in an alleged altercation and assault at The Standard Hotel and Night Club a few days after the judges warning. She denies that she was even there but 3 witnesses and a surveillance videos says otherwise. No charges are ever filed.
April 19th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan gets into yet another altercation at the same nightclub. A woman’s friend alleges Lindsay threw her drink at her friend. Her father Michael who was present denies the story. No charges are ever filed.
April 23, 2012- Rosie O’ Donnell slams Lindsay on the Today Show saying she is in no position to work and is horrible for the role of Liz Taylor. Michael Lohan fires back saying Rosie is a loser.
April 24, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is late to shoot her guest spot on Glee. Cast member later slams her on twitter saying it was unprofessional.
June 3rd, 2012- Reports come out slamming Lindsay Lohan portraying Elizabeth Taylor. Reports form people on set she is a mess, missing lines and constantly needs cigarette breaks.
June 8th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is in a serious accident on the Pacific Coast Highway when she rear ends an 18 wheeler. Her and her assistant are rushed to the hospital with injuries and later released.
June 8th, 2012- The driver releases a statement saying Lindsay tried to escape the scene of the accident and payoff the driver.
And this account doesn’t include the clipping of a baby in a stroller IN A CROSSWALK RIGHT AFTER HER LICENSE WAS RE-INSTATED!
Yo, Mel. Here’s something we know: Lohan crashed into guy’s rear of car. Smashed her own car up so it’s totaled. Coulda easily killed him or her. Lied about driving to avoid punishment. Ain’t that enough? Or you need more in order to get pissed?
That list is amazing. You forget how many times she’s messed up over the years. No wonder she keeps on behaving like this when she never gets punished for any of it. If anything, she’ll get worse thinking nothing sticks.
I suggest anyone in LA who gets busted for traffic infringements, (you know, like getting really drunk and running over a child or something), that Lohan has set a precedent. So thanks for the offer of 15 years in prison, but you will take a week of community service, like she gets. Oh and you’ll get it done in about 3 years or so. Cheers, your honour.
If this woman commits vehicular homicide on anyone, I hope some gifted lawyer will help their family sue the State of California legal system for dereliction of duty.
Even if they don’t make a dime, the rest of us need to see that day in court.
I’m sure there’d be plenty of people who would donate money to cover the legal costs to see that show.
It’s a really interesting idea that one. Considering you can sue anyone else whose negligence results in injury or death of an innocent party, you should be able to sue the police dept for dereliction of duty as well. If a doctor kept making huge mistakes and the hospital knew he was a mess, did nothing about it, and someone eventually died, that hospital would be liable. It’s criminally negligent and I don’t see why this situation is any different. They are responsible for keeping the roads safe, they know someone is a menace and they choose to ignore it. It becomes their fault too.
Thanks Bella, had a premiere to run off to and didn’t have time.
Up early with rare hangover from three drinks. I thunk it was the rich food, actually. Blohan I am not. No tolerance for living hard. I LIKE my looks.
Stupid blohancrackenroachscreeeee!
Your right, it does happen sometimes to people. The point is, it happens ALL THE TIME to her. That’s what the problem is. It’s a pattern with her.
And the crack goes on…(sung to “The beat goes on”).
or more like ‘crack goes the weasel’…and I didn’t know Rosie O’Donnell was in that Liz movie too?
She can’t tell the truth because that would involve accepting blame, and that doesn’t happen in a world where nothing is your fault.
My theory is that she has been acting her whole life. Acting is lying–pretending to be someone else and saying lines that have nothing to do with truth in a convincing way. She has earned (way in the past) great praise for pretending to be other people and saying lines that were not true. As she grew up and continued to act, she found comfort in the identities of others, especially Marilyn, whose pain probably seems similar enough to her own. The drugs and booze helped her forget who she was or what her issues were, and that helped, too. Thus, her identity was arrested in a time when she felt good about who she was–a child, and an actress–and she has never emerged past that developmentally. As such, she just lies because there is no truth, nothing true about who she is, what she wants, anything. This is why “playing herself” on shows like SNL and Glee was a flop: she has no sense of self, no center core of self that other people have. Hers is a world in which there is simply no difference between the truth and lies–it’s all the same thing. Whatever people want to hear and/or will believe and/or will pay for is all that matters.
This is not to suggest that playing ET will succeed. She is way too far gone for that.
Well said. I tend to agree with you.
Ya and in addition to that chronic lying is part and parcel of the behaviour of a person struggling with addiction/substance abuse issues. That’s partly why it’s so difficult to recover from addiction.
Well said and sadly, probably the truth.
Or you could just say she’s a piece of sh!t. That just about covers it.
Agreed.
I prefer sack
She’s stunted; like Katy Perry and Rhianna and Taylor Swift and numerous others who can’t seem to mature beyond their teens.
There is a theory that famous people, especially famous actors are stunted at the age they became famous. So George Clooney, whatever his issues, is always a grown up whereas Lilo is forever 11. It takes great strength of character and the people they surround themselves with to outgrow the stuntedness.
Well LAK, that certainly covers a myriad of f*ck ups, doesn’t it?
Interesting that they said it was “found in the debris field” then “placed in the trunk”. I hope she goes to like Texas with some coke, and they lock her ass up
Hmmm..that’s incriminating!
So what was in the pink bag that she hid and asked the truck driver not to mention to the police?
the pink bag probably contained the bottle of vodka or gin she fills her water bottle from.
and drugs of course.
Shhhh, Happy Mom, its Sea Jasper, remember?
How I WISH the authorities had gotten possession of that pink bag. Damn.
Her antibiotics (STDs); an 8-ball or a “teener” (gotta be prepared); RX drugs (for which she has no RX); an ice cold BIG bottle of vodka; and her Clan of The Crackbear Book of Excuses at to why NOTHING is EVER HER FAULT!
(Did I miss anything?)
I always knew that wasn’t water she was drinking from a bottle at the clubs when she was shackled with a tracking device on her ankle. her life can only end in tragedy.
If the bottle was in the debris field and THEN scooped up with the rest of the junk and put into the trunk, then it was probably IN THE CAR (not the trunk) at the time of the accident. It didn’t look like the trunk was damaged in the accident from the pics we’ve seen.
I agree that it had to be in the car and got thrown out in the crash or they tossed it out the window when they crashed. The trunk is in the front of that car, which was all smashed in. But they won’t bother to try to prove it was hers/in the car because…they really don’t want to deal with her or try to punish her b/c it costs too much money and makes everyone look foolish when she gets off. It’s easier just not to pursue charges in the first place. IMO.
LOL! Shows how little I know about Porsche 911s! But, yes, the point is still the same and ITAWY that they wouldn’t waste time trying to pin it on her, even if there weren’t questions about where it came from.
Lying is second nature to Blohan. Look at both of her parents. They are both compulsive liars too.
is’nt she tired, i would be utterly spent if my whole life was filled with drama and court cases. when is this ever going to end.
The trunk is in the front on a 911 and it was totally smashed up. Hard to see how someting could be placed in there afterwards or why?
She’s a hopeles recidivist and I’m sure Cali law enforcement and courts just want to scrape her off their shoe.
She’s just a bad advertisement for how ineffective the system is at rehabilitating low level habitual criminals.
Good point! I was wondering how they could say it was on the trunk when it was found in debris outside, but for sure, why would they put it in a smashed up, probably non-working trunk before towing it? Something doesn’t seem right. Not that if ever does with her really. 🙂
The tow company has to pick up all the debris from an accident and put it back in the vehicle. If the trunk is open it’s easier to throw the debris in it then having to open the doors of the car and throw it all in there, possibly damaging someone’s personals. You know this bitch would sue if a kleenex inside was shredded by the tow truck driver so putting it all in the trunk was the best option.
Was she driving a 911? Not all Porsches are created equal.
Yep, the one she smashed up was a 911.
So THAT’S why the Cracken lives on – engine in the front! DAMMIT JIM!
Can we trick her into spending some time in Texas or some other state where they prosecute repeat offenders to the fullest extent?
Makes you wish they had filmed this mess in Canada after all. I’m sure they wouldn’t put up with her shyte.
I believe her DUI’s ALONE would constitute “hard time” in TX. And I don’t even LIKE Texas. But my attitude might soften if they caught and incarcerated The Cracken. *winkwinkknudgeknudge* Texas and film industry; let’s make it happen’ cap’n!
i saw a documentary on Arizona once…..let’s just say, if i ever visit that state, i will be on super duper good behaviour.
Yesssssss, we will lure her that the yacht scenes will be shot on Lake Mead. Oh wait, that’s NV, does it extend to AZ? Then we use the Colorado river.
Someone make this happen! I wanna see her in that AZ chain gang thing they have going!
Yeah, AZ’s the asshole of the dessert.
Yup I just spent a weekend in hotter than hades Scottsdale & our cab driver filled us in on how hard they are on driving under the influence & the cops came into the resort I was at at the pool & arrested a guy right out of the pool cuffed him & took him out in front of all @ least they let him put his flip-flops on.
Seriously, AZ has weed “speed traps” and L-O-V-E-S the money they get from unsuspecting visitors.
What an idiot. One of these days her stupid entitled ass is going to kill somebody because she decides to get behind the wheel after drinking.
Maybe she has to carry a bit of alcohol with her so she won’t go into withdrawals…
I never read the article due to extreme lack of interest but a letter to the editor in response to a Blohan story in Vanity Fair referenced serious mental illness in her family tree. I don’t doubt it. She’s done for.
She’s 26 next month, a year and a half and she’ll join the “27 club” ya’ll. Even though she’s not talented or anything; I bet you it’s her dream.
Pray she doesn’t take anyone with her!!
She is a disgusting human being! I use to, sorta for a few minutes, feel sorry for her because addiction is a hard thing to overcome, but there is much more wrong with her than that! Mark my words, she will kill some innocent person/people and I just wish there was some way to make all the law enforcement that let her get away with everything share all the responsibilty, and a jail cell with the b¡Tch! 🙁
If she’s so Hell-bent on killing herself, then she needs to stay in her own home.
LL, don’t get behind the wheel. Ever. Some of us have children, family members and friends that we cherish. Stop putting their lives at risk, you selfish, foolish ass.
Not to go all Se7en on you guys but WHAT WAS IN THE PINK BAG???
I say again: Her antibiotics (STDs); an 8-ball or a “teener” (gotta be prepared); RX drugs (for which she has no RX); an ice cold BIG bottle of vodka; and her Clan of The Crackbear Book of Excuses at to why NOTHING is EVER HER FAULT!
(Did I miss anything?)
How about some sea jasper, some Red Bull and a GPS to keep track of Samantha Ronson?
You forgot some dirty syringes, her favourite razor blade, and a book to write really awful poetry in.
To all the lawyers, especially in Cali, is there ANY way Lilo will actually serve time since that dumb law about only serving in jail if its a violent felony? Does she actually have to commit a violent felony?
And also, I wonder how the IRS is going with the audit on her, maybe she’ll have to serve time for that
Lindsay doesn’t know how to NOT lie…her Lone drug addled fried remaining brain cell doesn’t work like the rest of the world’s population…remember she lives in Lindsay’s world whereby normal laws, rules and moral behaviour (not to mention telling the truth) do not apply
*raising shot of delusion* 😉
I feel sorry for the people of California who have to worry about LL driving on their streets. Since the LAPD sure doesn’t care. Smh…
I know this is totally mean, but maybe she’ll take someone hostage (which OF COURSE won’t be her fault) and she’ll pull a suicide by cop.
It would mercilessly end this mess.
I just…I have a headache, and I just CAN’T with THIS BITCH today. I’m sorry, Ladies.
*pass me something to drink and maybe that’ll help*
I have a remedy for your headache bella. Okay might not cure your headache but should make you forget you even have a head 😀
1 part Schmirnoff raspberry vodka
2 parts Vermeers (Dutch chocolate liqueur)
pour over crushed ice
garnish with cherry
(I call this bad girl a Schmeer)
CLINK!!
ps works for broken fingers too 😉
Oh, skuddles, that sounds SO. GOOD! Mmmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate! (I have a face-ache, too – genetically bad teeth.)
If I had my car (should be here on Thursday) I’d totally go get ALL those ingredients and down the whole batch! 🙂 (Am I sounding Blohan-esque?)
(And can you BELIEVE I had to take off the splint to do dishes yesterday?!?!? The F*CK?)
I hope you do try this bevy sometime bella, you will LOVE it, trust 😀 Just something about Vermeers… it blows other chocolate liqueurs out of the water (smoother and less sickly sweet).
Broken finger girl shouldn’t have to do dishes! That was the only positive when I broke my own finger… hubs did dishes for a month 🙂
skuddles, I will order that brand on-line if I have to! (I HATE sickly-sweet.) Hubs thinks putting in an appearance and bringing home money is sole responsibility right now. I’m hiring someone, for which he can pay. (Two can play that game!) 😉
Love your plan bella. You should be keeping that hand as immobile as possible for a full month – and then limit strenuous activity for another month or so. My surgeon was adamant on those points – said overuse now will lead to bigger problems later (and knuckle breaks are often the worst). So yeah, go hire you some help girl!
Geez now I have a craving for a Schmeer but sadly they discontinued Vermeers in my area a year back… buggers 🙁
Aww, f*ck, skuddles! One of my BIL’s is coming over tomorrow – hubs said he’d pay him to help.
So, do I have to go all Trader Joe’s or Cost Plus World Market to find this stuff?
Had a good one the other night. Vodka (Blohan’s fav!), grapefruit juice, champagne and chandon.
Mmmmmm. The Queen Bee.
I’d be more shocked if she DIDN’T have alcohol with her at all times.
Funny. Since Lohan’s crack up we ain’t been subjected to no more pics of Dirty Lindsay pretending to be Liz on set. What happened? Somebody tell her to lie low? She get canned? Guess even Lifetime don’t want this kinda publicity.
Sadly, there are newer pictures of her ON SET on other sites, like X17 and Celebuzz. Still bewigged and bloated like a beach ball head.
The Cracken will never learn, and why should she? She’s entitled you know.
I think the accident was caused by her general stupidity and maybe some prescription drugs. The alcohol was probably for later on set. LOL
How do you explain to kids that if you do bad things you go to prison when this trick keeps getting away with so much? They really need to set an example by putting her in prison, because all people get from this is that Cali law is negotiable.
didn’t even read the whole article…at this point re LILO…it is what it is. She will never change. Of course she had liquor with her. Duh…and when is she ever without it??
I think the reason she blew a zero was the cause of the accident-she was reaching for the vodkah20 bottle @ that moment her assistant probably yelled look out then BAM. She didn’t have time to get her drink on thus her shocked demeanor @ the ER. Actually I think she reached deep into her “actors” soul to play “in shock”.
Lohan is concerned about nudity????
“Lindsay and her team are concerned about the nudity that is involved. Lindsay would be required to do full frontal nudity, and the sex scenes are very, very graphic. Yes, Lindsay has posed nude for Playboy, but doing it in a movie is completely different. Lindsay needs to make sure that she is comfortable with it, and that this is something she can handle as an artist. It’s expected that Lindsay will sign the contract in the next two weeks, as filming begins at the beginning of July. Lindsay has admired Bret’s work for a very long time, and one of her favorite movies is Less Than Zero,” the source added.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/06/lindsay-lohan-nudity-naked-canyons-movie