“Lady Gaga makes her film debut in ‘Machete Kills’ & there’s already a poster” links

Lady Gaga is making her film debut in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills. [Celebuzz]
Rest in peace, Lupe Ontiveros. [Dlisted]
I love the headline “Goop Turkish-t”. Classic Goop! [LaineyGossip]
Jon Hamm is cheating on his girlfriend with Jon Stewart!!! [Pajiba]
Ashton Kutcher is destroying Mila Kunis’s pretty. [Pop Sugar]
Katy Perry does have a nice rack. I’ll give her that. [Yeeeah]
Live feed of brown bears catching salmon: it’s kind of awesome. [Jezebel]
The Fug Girls can’t wait for Liz & Dick. [Go Fug Yourself]
Pink has a new single and video. [A Socialite Life]
Rich geek bought some original Spider-Man artwork for more than $650K. [Wonderwall]
Dane Cook is such an idiot. [ICYDK]
Review of The Veronicas’ new album (who?). [PopBytes]
LMAO: the 5 stages of Twihard Grief, as seen by Twihard tweets. [The Frisky]
Jon Cryer’s daughter is adorable. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Rihanna’s red one-piece is rather cute. [Moe Jackson]
Happy 39th birthday, Kate Beckinsale! [CityRag]
Personally, I do not think Amber Rose is showing off a “gut full of Wiz”. [Bossip]

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  1. Dawning Red says:

    You know, when “Liz and Dick” has its premiere broadcast, we should totally have an open post thread here doing real-time commentary on it.

    • babythastarsshinebrite says:

      I think that’s a fantastic idea!

    • valleymiss says:

      Great idea! I woul sooo participate in that! (Although, wait, I don’t have Lifetime so I guess I couldn’t.)

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Genius, Dawning Red! We could have a full-on crack tail-gate, minus the courthouse red carpet entry. Full bar, crack-snackage, the whole shebang!

    • erika says:

      U R BRILLIANT!!! I LOVE IT!

      we could skype it? i don’t think CB could handle all the instantaneous posting…mine stop posting after i do 4 or 5

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Yes! I don’t have Lifetime either but I would still love to see the commentary!

  2. eb says:

    Wolf skin? Real?

    We had just had to put to sleep our rescue wolf-hybrid (his time had come – arthritis not responding to medication anymore and elderly onset epilepsy). The sweetest, most family oriented creature ever. I hate to think that this glamorous portrayal would lead people to harm these magnificent creatures.

    • islandwalker says:

      EB- so sorry that you lost your beloved furry friend. Our son has a wolf mix and she is by far the sweetest, shyiest and most loving animal ever. That poster is disgusting.

    • Tiffany says:

      I don’t think they would have used a real wolf for this.

      • Pia says:

        Don’t be naive, that is as real as it gets.

      • Tiffany says:

        Pia, what are you talking about? It is from a movie set…a place where they will use the most affordable materials to get what they need. A whole real wolf like that would be very expensive. A fake one would be a bargin.

      • Nance says:

        I also think this is fake.

      • dhhgdc says:

        It’s real and it’s not really expensive at all to get a wolf hide like that. Check out etsy or your local taxidermy shop or your hunter friend.

        It would be a lot more expensive to make a fake one that looks that real, I would think.

    • Jag says:

      Considering that a recent movie used real dead wolves in its production, I would believe that the wolf in the picture is real. That’s disgusting.

  3. Kris says:

    They should put more shade on her face. I can still see her fugly face.

  4. cmc says:

    “Gut full of Wiz”?! Classy. If I ever get knocked up, that’s what I’m calling it.

  5. Dahlia Verlaine says:

    You know what would have made a better poster – This beautiful wolf still alive with a skinned gaga wrapped around it!

    • lilred says:

      Soooo need a like button for that or just a pick of the beautiful wolf, without that piece of trash in it at all.

    • Christina says:

      The wolf was alive but died bc of her horrible stench. They have a keen sense of smell and the poor thing just couldn’t take it any longer.

  6. RocketMerry says:

    Well, if rumors are true, drugs are undoing Mila’s prettiness.

    I so hope it’s not true, for her sake (even though I can’t stand her smug “I’m so much better than you” face).

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Drugs would explain why she is willing to be seen with Ashton. He has that supplied vibe. DOUCHE!

      What drug ages you and makes you look fat?

      • RocketMerry says:

        Whatever Linsay Lohan is taking? 🙂
        I dunno, maybe heroine after some time and I guess syntethic drugs do some unpredictable things to a body.

        But I just like to hope she is NOT doing drugs. Nodoby should, ever. If somebody gets tempted just put a LL pic under their nose.

  7. the original bellaluna says:

    So, is this Machete mess the reason Caca & Blohan were hanging out?

    • Newtsgal says:

      Hey Bella….
      You know that slag has tired to attach herself to anyone who is higher up the rope of life, in an effort to climb up from the bottom of the barrel that is her career….LMAO!
      ***CHEERS***

    • Kl says:

      No. Cocaine is the reason.

  8. Newtsgal says:

    PETA Meltdown in 3, 2, 1

  9. Kl says:

    Hate the poster. Hate the use of animals in it. Hate gaga.

    But I sure live her new lips. “Born this way” my ass.

    • Tiffany says:

      I doubt that is a real wolf. Outrage about nothing.

      • Kl says:

        I doubt that is a photoshopped wolf. Gaga clearly have zero heart for animals with her earlier use of fur.

    • corny says:

      the beast with the fake lips is getting all the negative publicity she feeds upon. She should kiss her own ass with those duck lips. there! now she’s happy

  10. Rux says:

    Did anyone here watch that stupid telephone video with Beyonce and her…this bitch can’t act as much as I can stay off Celebitchy.

    Robert Rodriguez has lost the last shred of respect I had for him after that Rose McGowan fiasco.

  11. Blue says:

    Lmao those Twilights fans are crazyyyy. Do they know it’s not real life?

  12. some bitch says:

    Gaga has become so repulsive in the past few years. So sick of her, which is sad because I really enjoyed The Fame.

  13. Oi says:

    That poster is ugly, on so many levels.

    Did I miss the post about K-Stew cheating on Rob with ORLANDO BLOOM back a while ago?? Seacrest covered it on the radio this afternoon! Guess that explains why he and Miranda are on the rocks. If its true and he knew it was about to be made public…

  14. hatsumomo says:

    You know, I like the idea of Amber Rose being pregnant. I warmed to her and Wiz Khalifa being together(much better than her and Kanye) And I can easily imagine her being a great mom. So congrats to her if its true.

  15. Beatriz says:

    Those can’t seriously be Gaga’s legs…maybe her old legs, when she actually had an ass, but no way in hell that her legs look this nice now with all the weight she lost.

    • Jayna says:

      Gaga is heavier these days. She is definitely heavier this tour compared to the last leg of Monster Ball.

  16. Trillion says:

    Dane Cook has always been unfunny and unoriginal. Now he’s cementing his reputation as a class Z jackass. I guess if you can’t get famous for being talented, you always aim for being offensive… Anyone can do that.

  17. jojo says:

    Why do I have a feeling caca’s acting will be on par with madge’s?

  18. TheOneAndOnly says:

    You’re spot on jojo gaga has little talent or depth it’s mostly marketing to tweens and soccer moms that aren’t familiar with the last 40 yrs of music; her musical problem is she isn’t gaining new fans while recent news reports show that Pink floyd, jimi hendrix zeppelin classic is still selling – and that telephone vid is one more reason why vids really are passe all the best ones were from the 80s when the form was new fresh and interesting.

  19. Cleveland Girl says:

    Not trying to be funny here, but she literally looks like she has a penis here. Does anyone else think this, or am I seeing things??

  20. Aud says:

    That’s a horrid promotional poster.
    Even though I’m not a PETA lover, I can see why they’d be miffed over this poster.

  21. yo' mom says:

    with the shadowing she looks like a cross between scar jo and madge *braces self for attack!

  22. asda says:

    Gaga’s legs look deformed at the top in the poster. No one has thigh muscles shaped like that.

    “Born this way”… yeah, birthed through the Photoshop filter canal.