These are some wonderful new photos of Kellan Lutz and non-Kellan Lutz, otherwise known as Nikki Reed. Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed often get stuck together doing Twilight promotion, and it looks like this last promotional tour will be no different. Kellan and Nikki made appearances in Dublin over the weekend, meeting face-to-Lutz with Irish Twihards, signing Twihard things and posing for Lutzy Twihard photos. I really have to ask: would you really want your photo taken with Kellan Lutz? I think I might. I wouldn’t wait in line for Kellan Lutz, but if I ran into Kellan Lutz, I would make Kellan Lutz pose for photos. You know Kellan Lutz probably makes a great Lutzy duckface.
By the way, did you know that Kellan Lutz goes out of Kellan Lutz’s way to help out Lutzy little old ladies? True story! Kellan Lutz humbly discusses Kellan Lutz’s heroic and beautiful actions:
Kellan Lutz is a gentleman despite his fame.
“I am a big helper at grocery stores,” the muscular “Twilight” star told us during a GQ event. “The other day at the store there was an old lady that was sweet as a button — I feel like she came out of an animated movie — and I asked if she wanted some help, and we got talking. She had such great life stories, and I had fun lifting the bags she had.”
Lutz continues,“She was like, ‘Can I tip you?’ I was like, ‘No, no. I just had some time on my hands.’ ”
Hahaha, that’s SO Kellan Lutzy. Kellan Lutz just wanders around grocery stories, stalking Kellan Lutz’s new victims looking for Lutzy ladies to help. Kellan Lutz won’t even accept a tip. Kellan Lutz doesn’t even need the thanks of a grateful Lutzy nation. Kellan Lutz just likes to help people. All you need to give Kellan Lutz is a smile and your car keys and your wallet, lady. KELLAN LUTZ!!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Did y’all know that Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene starred in an indie movie. Together. As a couple. I’m totally curious as to how bad this move probably is.
That movie came last year and flopped.
This guy’s starting to creep me out
His PR people should keep him in a room and not let him talk. Every time I’ve seen him on an interview show etc. it is soooo embarrassing. The guy is not the brightest light. And his eyes really bug me. Both he and Channing Tatum have what I consider “lizard eyes.” Squinty and cold looking eyes. Just don’t get any heat from this guy at all. Yuck!
Kellan Lutz is just campaigning for the Oscar he plans on winning (ha).
ha ha it’s a grass roots movement. first stop Grocery Man, next stop Oscar
I ran into Kellan and Peter in a bar at a convention once and Kellan took me into the kitchen to talk to me and take pictures. Peter didn’t really want to but followed Kellan’s lead so he wouldn’t look like an a-hole. Honestly, I think Kellan is very nice and he totally did a duck face in my pictures. He is very handsome/pretty in person though. I wanted to ask him for beauty tips.
I have second this. I’ve met him a few times and he genuinly is very nice. It reads obnoxiously what he says, but this guy is a nice person.
When they were filming in New Orleans, he volunteered his free time to help a charity build houses for the homeless. You didn’t see this anywhere except the charity’s websites and Twilight blogs reposted it. Only two minor cast members joined him. The rest of the cast partied. Do you think Taylor or Rob would ever get their hands dirty?
And I think he also visited a children’s hospital. He really is a nice guy.
Aw, that’s so nice! Thanks for telling us.
He really sounds like such a nice guy. He’s just dumb as a box of rocks. Calling paps to pose in a tree reading a book? Talking about how he’ll win an Oscar? Egotistic and dumb. But still somehow endearing.
I like the guy. He’s a big, dumb, sweet-natured doofus who isn’t intelligent enough to accurately assess his own talent. Meh. He’s a lot nicer than many Hollywood egos, so let him have his moment to shine! Within a couple of years, we’ll have forgotten him. It’s unfortunate, because reading articles about him here is hilarious.
Michael Fassbender can only (in his best dream) wish to have teeth as perfect as Kellan.
So basically you have nothing interesting to say.
Kellan Lutz is inevitable. Kellan Lutz so Kellan Lutzing himself that there should be a Lutzy daily dedicated to Kella Lutz. Now on the next chapter Kellan Lutz will talk about Kellan dong. Le Kellan sigh…
LOL
*Dead* This is Celebitchy, One Nation Under Kellan Lutz With liberty and Justice and Kellan Lutz’s Serial Killer eyes For all** ***
**Whether You want em or not
**** Those Eyes Glow in the Dark, BTW
Ahh Kellan Lutz, humanitarian, soon to be Oscar winner and supected serial killer.
You forgot about his Lutzy work in the field of Lutz chemistry …
Kellan Lutz would like everyone to know that Kellan Lutz is not a serial killer. Kellan Lutz does not look for his victims at the grocery store. Kellan Lutz prefers Craigslist for that.
Hahahaha Lila!
Actually, half the fun of the Kellan Lutz posts (besides Kellan Lutz himself) are the comments! Keep them coming.
Lol, he makes it so easy! He had time on his hands to just wander around a market?! I thought he was a super busy important probable oscar winner and chemist!?! The serial killer vibes are definitely not in our imagination! He really is creepy. Kellan Lutz foreva!
Do people find this guy attractive? He looks like a neolithic, mouthbreathing meat-head to me.
lololol
You know he’s not Ryan Lochte right? He studied chemical engineering.
And yet, who says he passed it?
K-Lutz is not bright. Please don’t pretend a semester or two of a chem degree makes him smart.
I was watching 30 Rock with the famjam the other day. He walks onto screen. I start rambling “It’s KELLAN LUTZ! It’s Kellan Lutz playing Kellan Lutz!”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDo5PCkvsi8
Comes in around 48 seconds in.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
For what it’s worth, Kellan has been known to be very generous with his fans. Not only taking pics and signing stuff but chatting them up, giving out hugs, the whole deal. However ego driven that may be, people walk off happy. He makes for a fun celeb encounter, that’s for sure.
For the record, this is not Kellan Lutz posting the comment.
I have witnessed this. You can approach him and he’ll be super nice, and if during said encounter you give him a gift he’ll thank you publicly on Twitter. I mean who does that?
Dude is cheesy but he’s very nice. The blogs just like mocking him.
I have no idea who this guy is but b/c you say he is nice in person, I shall not add to the mock-fest. I am glad you were left with such a good impression of him. It’s always more fun when a celebrity is pleasant in ‘real life.’
He’s so much fun to mock though! 🙂
I do it good-naturedly, because he may be deluded, but he also seems very sweet.
‘stalking Kellan Lutz’s new victims’
LOL!! Kaiser, I love your Lutzy posts!
Maybe he should re-think the tips thing – he might need the cash in the not too distant future….
Agreed! Kaiser should cover more Kellan Lutz. Send a pap to stalk kellan lutz on kellan lutz’s stalking missions and we’ll get our daily fill of kellan lutz! (i’m always rofling in class at the lutzy posts and my prof is giving me side-eye)
What happened to him?! He didn’t always look so creepy.
I have no problem defending this guy but please PLEASE stop wearing make up!! He’s always wearing foundation, at least. And some kind of lip balm.
Kellan Lutz always seems happy and upbeat. I just can’t snark on this guy.
I just wanted to state my support for all Kellan Lutz posts! This kid opens his mouth and magic comes out- never enough. LOL
I Know Right?! His Dumb posts full of Kellan Lutz are really the Kellan Lutz Gift that keeps on giving, on dreary days and the like
I can’t comment on that quote. lol
How did the proper name in place of pronouns start? I went through the archives and I couldn’t find it.
It never stops being funny btw.
Kellan Lutz. Haha. Aww. He’s so precious.
I think he is honestly a nice guy but he is just not that bright … he seems so childlike I ALMOST feel bad for these posts … BUT … I don’t. They are just too awesome … it’s the one bright part of the coming Twilight movie.
You know, he should work on that whole “grocery store/helping you haul your purchases out to the care” thing—might be a nice fallback career if this acting thing doesn’t work out.
He’s cute enough to talk about and make fun of, but unless he starts doing some acting gigs that aren’t of the huge box office variety, he’s always going to be relegated to the press junket with the non-headlining stars of his flicks.
Did he have plastic surgery? His face looks different.