There are a lot of things the NYPD has to deal with on New Year’s Eve. Raucous parties. Drunk drivers. Drunk subway passengers. In fact drunken New Yorkers in general are a real problem. Have you ever tried to understand a guy with a Brooklyn accent when he’s angry and yelling? Now add some alcohol to the equation and he might as well be speaking another language. And those are the more minor worries of the police. There’s always the worry of terrorism, especially when large masses of people are gathered in a public space.
But what’s most anxiety-producing to the NYPD this year? The Jonas Brothers. And frankly, I don’t blame them. I find them incredibly worrisome too. Though unlike me, the NYPD has slightly better reasons than “they annoy the crap out of me.”
They may be nothing more than three skinny teenagers with nice hair, but they’ve struck fear into the hearts of New York City’s finest.
The New York Police Department – which has heroically handled terrorist attacks, blackouts and riots without a whimper – is being cautious over the “mob scene” that could result when the Jonas Brothers perform in Times Square at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest on Wednesday night.
According to a source, police officials fessed up to their concerns in a recent meeting with producers of the show.
“So they’re now planning on using extra [security] men for support,” the source says. “It’s going to be crazy because everyone will be in Times Square to watch them perform on the show.”
If the extra cops can’t quell Jonas-mania, maybe Mother Nature can. The forecast for New Year’s Eve is currently a bone-chilling 17 degrees, with a chance of rain or snow.
[From People]
Something tells me that 17 degrees can’t get in the way of a Jonas Brothers fan. I really love the comparison to all the things the NYPD has handled with aplomb – but the real fear lies with a straight-laced boy band. Or rather their fans. Pre-teen girls can make some insane noise though, and could easily deafen officers if they’re not careful.
General hysterics and fainting should be prepared for. Near my house there’s a retirement home and I always see private ambulances parked out front, just waiting. I think an equal philosophy should be employed for the Jonas Brothers. Not for anything major like a heart attack or a stroke, but for teenagers throwing up from excitement and twisting their ankles in a mad dash to kiss Joe Jonas. Hair pulling and crying may also occur in masse. I don’t blame the NYPD for being stressed.
Here are the Jonas Brothers appearing on Good Morning America to donate coats as well as a check for $10,000 to the Warm Coat & Warm Heart Drive on November 28th. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.
‘Near my house there’s a retirement home and I always see private ambulances parked out front, just waiting. I think an equal philosophy should be employed for the Jonas Brothers.’
Jaybird that is funny shit.
Only because the force of the banality of JB’s music will turn all of the NYC adolescent male population GAY in about 1/10th of a second.
A drunk Brooklyner earns a one way ticket to a detox tank yes? How do you civily restrain an equally obnoxious but sober Jonas Brothers fan without looking heavy handed. What’s the age range for these clowns’ fans anyway?
Is their 15 minutes up yet? Please?
Thousands of besotted 14 year old girls? I’d be feckin’ terrified too. At least the drunk angry Brooklyner would be somewhat predicatable. And their screeching won’t perforate your eardrums nor will their fake nails make their way into your jugular. Yep, I’d say the Hell’s Kitchen shift will look pretty tempting to some of those poor policemen after a few minutes LOL
I’ve personally dealt with anxiety attacks my whole life. It started when I was just a child and I’ve had to cope with them since then. I found a solution that has helped me get them done once and for all. I will tell you that it wasn’t quick or easy, but after a while I was able to finally get rid of them. I’ve finally got rid of them and its like I’ve started a new life not dealing with panic attacks. I also saw a Dr. Oz special a few days ago, sometimes it isn’t a panic attack that is the root of the problem, I’d also recommend talking to your doctor. I wish you the best!