GO HERE to see Lindsay’s latest photo shoot. Just go to the link, you’ll thank me. Lindsay Lohan is still in Brazil, and I guess she needed some extra cash for mysterious reasons (*sniff*), so she arranged for a photo agency to do a bikini photo shoot on some Brazilian beach. We don’t have access to the photos, which isn’t that terrible considering Lindsay looks cracked-out, bruised, strung-out, jaundiced and really gross. I wonder how much the photo agency paid her? An easy $20,000 maybe?
You might be asking yourself, “Why is Lindsay still in Brazil?” The Answer: because she’s the Cracken! Her “promotional gig” is over, she got paid to party and go clubbing or whatever, and now she’s just staying in Brazil because she doesn’t want to go back home.
Lindsay Lohan is extending her Brazilian vacation. The troubled 26-year-old star, who’s been in South America since Thursday for a promotional gig with John John Denim, isn’t returning home to the U.S. just yet, a source confirms to E! News.
We’re told that Lohan made her way to the São Paulo airport tonight only to decline to get on the plane back to New York City.
“She’s staying on her own dime,” a source says of LiLo, who tried to get someone else to foot the bill for her extended stay in Brazil.
Lindsay has since left the airport with her friend Patty and checked into the Emiliano Hotel. Her manager left the country without her.
“She is staying against everyone’s advice,” a source says.
LiLo was scheduled to leave Brazil today for New York before heading back to L.A. for this month’s Coachella music festival. But as we told you exclusively earlier today, the Liz & Dick star wanted to stay longer to hang out and have “fun.”
Lohan has had a whirlwind few days partying (and working) in São Paulo and Florianópolis. Her festivities have included hiding under tables, deejaying at John John’s bash at the Café de lá Musique nightclub and dodging pesky photographers.
Can Lindsay be extradited from Brazil? I think she probably could be, but she wouldn’t be for the smaller crimes she’s accused of. So, in theory, she could just stay in Brazil for the rest of her cracked-out life and not have to deal with the “rehab” or the jail or the probation or whatever. But if she doesn’t come back to do her time (eyeroll), a bench warrant will probably be issued and if she ever steps foot on American soil again, she’ll be arrested. But right now… she still has time. She doesn’t have to turn herself in for another month and a half I think. She’ll probably come back for Coachella.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
I have absolutely NO objection to Lindsay staying in Brazil.
Yeah, please keep her, Brazil! Adios, Crackie!
I have. She should go back to her country and face the consequences of her crack actions.
We’re tired of her, and “consequences” are something she NEVER faces. Keep her.
Nooooooooooo! We have enough evaders here in Brazil!
HOLY COW – LOOK AT HER NOSTRILS IN THE FIRST PHOTO!!!!! They are LINED IN COCAINE.
I’ve never taken it – but even I couldn’t miss it… lovely…. not shocked, but our roads (and filming sets / prop closets) would be safer without her in the US…
What’s with the bruises on the legs?
Besides being a complete crackhead, she’s a drunk. Drunks have bruises like that all the time from falling over. Gross!
She’s probably malnourished since all she consumes are drugs and booze. A simple vitamin deficiency can lead to easy bruising. Also, she’s a redhead. A ginge if you will. They tend to bleed longer and bruise easier. And i’m well aware that some people think the redhead clotting factor is a myth, but there’s more proof to say they bleed longer and more easily than others.
I too am of the fair skinned Irish genes and have been known to bruise when the wind blows 🙁
Yup. Our fair Irish genes lead to bruises we’ve no idea how we’ve gotten.
She might just bruise easily. If someone touches me, I bruise and bruise badly. I constantly have bruises all over my legs and I can never remember how they got there. Even when I was little, I’d have bruises up and down my shins. My mum said it looked like someone was whacking me with a stick up and down my legs!
Devon
I get horrible bruises on my shins from shin splints. They occur on the same part of the shin with both legs. And I have a lunch bar and a few coffee tables in my home that are shin level. If you’re a runner… I feel your pain.
Her Pimps are hard on her!
ITA. I bruise easily and often don’t even know why I’m bruised, but in her case, I think it’s probable that there are fists involved.
I am the same. Delicate skin damages easily and its easier to break blood vessels.
Why oh why did I go to the link showing the photos? Don’t know what’s worse, the bruises all over her legs (notice how red her knees are, guess she spends a lot of time on them) her flat as a pancake ass, or her deflated and sagging boobs. And I’m sorry, curvy is not a word I would use to describe that mess.
She wants to stay in Brazil? Well since this brat seems to get everything she wants, let her. Good bye and good riddance.
I’ve seen meth addicts take a better photo.
I highly doubt this. LiLo is perfectly capable of making herself look awful. No need for you to exaggerate how she looks.
I understand people will take out their aggression on these posts Lindsey is awful and her own worst enemy, but Anonny. Come on. Meth addicts look terrible. And there’s a possibility she is a meth addict to a certain extent, but that doesn’t make her look worse.
I was just going to comment that have quite literally met truck stop hookers with less bruises, better figures and more class than this trick
Kitten Mittens!?!
Is that an Always Sunny reference??
Too bad for her that she ruined her beauty because her beautiful face is really all she had going for her. Her body is gross and she has always had a flat ass and no waist or hips.
HOLY.SHIT.
Her body…what the fuck….
for. real. ugh.
I know, RIGHT?!
Altho it’s a really minor detail, WTF happened to her boobs?! Is it just the bikini top that’s doing her no favors, or what? WEIRD boobage. *scratches head*
I don’t know why anyone would pay to see her in a bikini. She looks so cracked out, and I am sure there are tons of hotter women in Brazil. I see hotter women at the grocery store! She looks so completely rough.
Probably because said women actually eat, as opposed to Cracken who just drinks & drugs.
Haven’t been myself, but aren’t Brazilian women somewhat legendary for their beauty? So I’m doubting whatever got LiLo invited down there was about the need for a sexy woman in town.
It’s all courtesy of the crack and booze diet! Slightly distended stomach, flat butt, no muscle tone, and free bruises! Sexy, right?
I’m scared for life.
Nobum
She is the picture of health. In that pic (on this site) where she’s blowing a kiss, her nostrils look pretty white inside.
I know I’m in the minority on this one, but aside from the bruises I don’t think she looks bad. Honestly, she looks way better than the vast majority of people I see at the beach on the Jersey Shore.
I’m not defending her behavior or choices, I just think people are harder on her appearance than they should be because of the way she lives her life.
La Lohan has the strangest butt. It is so small and yet, so saggy at the same time. I can’t remember the last time I ever thought she looked cute or at best, ok.
Good point. In all fairness to the Cracken, some or all of these pictures might have been altered to make her lose worse than what she already looks.
She has a grandpa ass.
In past photo’s her butt looks the same, flat and saggy. She could easily get a perky one by doing squats and some other exercises.
Picturing LL doing squats/exercising made me LOL! 😀
Those bruises are insane! Yes it’s true that redheads and others who are fair often bruise easier, I’m one of them. However…something still has to cause the bruises! We don’t bruise from thin air! That’s either falling down all over the place drunk/high…or something else I would rather not think about.
My fiancé is a redhead and he bruises badly too (like big bruises that are dark in colour). However, like you said, he really has to hurt himself to get bruises like the ones Lindsay has on her leg. Something else is going on besides just falling under tables in nightclubs…
I got a gigantic purple UGLY bruise from an airline seat! It was hideous and stuck around for weeks.
I’m unfortunately among those who bruise badly myself, having always been the color of a piece of chalk my whole life. As a little kid when I played outside, I was one giant bruise all the time.
But I’m curious about Lindsay’s, due to where they are.
I’m fair and whenever I drink too much I inevitably end up with bruises on my legs. Sometimes they are as bad as hers and yet I don’t recall really whacking my legs. I’m not blacking out either I just do get some nasty looking bruises like that for no real reason.
Alcohol thins your blood & makes you bruise more easily.
Wow, she has the body of an old woman, no tone. Clearly the only working out she does is lifting the bottle/ciggie/crack pipe
not necessarily in that order.
COULD BE A CRACKHEADDDD
I’m sorry, Brazil.
Thank you, Andy!
Well said.
Sorry Brazil! Please, that’s where they grow the best pot and coke plant meant to be imported to the US. They also have drug addicts there.
Enjoy Brasil sweetheart!, love that country!
MY GOD, that bitch is going to spread her crackherpes here!!! I say this in the name of my fellow brazilians; just take your goddamn paycheck and go away!
EDIT: I read on Daily Mail she already took a plane back home. I feel more relaxed now.
That’s what her johns say to her when her services are done, right? “Just take your goddamn paycheck and go away!”
Hope she stays there permanently!
It doesn’t matter where she goes to party. She will always be our Cracken; born and raised in the US.
You make it sound like that’s a good thing…
Just….um….no.
She and MeAnn should get together for a bad brain/weird body photoshoot. Imagine the horror.
It isn’t fair to LeAnn to be put in the same sentence with Lindsey Lohan. Rimes is no crackie.
And you know that, how?
She does these things to stay in the news. I my self would like to see her permanent residence in one of the really hot, sandy burka wearing countries.
Somebody, anybody, just take her to the side and slap her repeatedly until the police come to haul her stupid ass away.
*raises hand* If you’ll kindly fly my arse to Brasil, I happily volunteer! 😀 (And I have rather large hands, and some hefty rings.)
Wow, that gut! Look at how it dunlops over her shorts as she’s bent over! Is it possible evey part of her body is sagging? How can she look at these pics of herself and Not RUN to rehab? Looking at them make me want to take a shower, run to the gym and start a juice fast.
The extensions…what will it take for this girl to recognize that long, ratty hair < short, healthy hair.
She looks like someone who has never worked out a day in her life. She might be thin but she looks very unhealthy.
I was thinking she looks incredibly skinny in these pictures. You can pretty much count the bones of her spine & see ribs.
That is the ugliest bikini – the top part is hideous.
It’s an unusually large top which makes me wonder why? What kind of bruising is she hiding under there?
Was thinking the same thing….
The link won’t work for me :(. I’m sad.
http://www.celebridoodle.com/celebridoodle/2013/04/lindsay-lohan-sports-bruises-on-her-legs.html ,try this
Thanks!
more than bruises ,they look like some skin condition to me
You’re right. If those bruises are real (they could be photoshop enhanced), I would never wear a bikini to show them like that. She should have worn pants to the beach.
I don’t think Lindsay is capable of feeling shame.
Bread and Circuses, truer words have never been written on this site!
They are real. She has been papped the whole time she has been in Brasil and those were also in some entering the club pictures.
Sucks when your johns bruise you up like that.
Lilo still has remnants of orange self-tanner on her, worn off in most places, but obviously there. Does anybody see dirt, too? She is normally a rather grimy.
I noticed in those pics of her in her bikini it seems like her belly button is too far up… its like in the middle of her tummy, not the bottom of it where most people have a belly button
Yes yes YES!! I noticed that too. It got me to thinking that there’s a hidden crack baby out there. If you notice there also looks like scarring at the top of her bikini bottoms.
I thought that was a tummy tuck scar. I’m not gonna lie. Her bod is not what it could be for 26 year old former movie star, but if I had her tits and tummy, I would live in a bikini. But I’d also replace the occasional bottle of vodka with a salad and a healthy run.
I thought I was seeing things, but it sure looks like my hysterectomy scar.
I thought hysterectomy too! My first thought was fibroid scarring from keyhole surgery. Could it be? I wonder why someone so young would have a hysterectomy? Endometriosis? A hysterectomy could explain the odd body shape too.
Ok, I’m not one to pick on people’s bodies but how does your butt do that? I mean…
It *has* to be there. It has a use and it just…
…wasn’t.
My ex-bf was almost ass-less, poor guy, it was practically concave and he had a hard time keeping his pants on. His ass looks better than hers.
in the second picture she have the nose full of white shit !
She has 120$ worth of coke just sitting inside her nostrils. I’m so grossed out.
she is getting paid for partying and drugging and constantly evading the law!
my god, she is a VERY clever hot mess..
So is she preggo or what?
What was the powdery white looking substance on the bikini top? Geez, she really looks bad.
“Cuz the rock man got ’em and their butts just dropped”. – Sir Mix -a- Lot!
Tchau, Crackie. Desculpe, Brasil!
Love your GP icon, as always! =3
Thanks sweetie:)
Is there no exp. date on crack(ie)?
The Daily Mail obviously doesn’t know the definition of the word curvy. Her figure is definately not curvy. Ewwwwwww is the only proper term I can come up for her and her figure.
also she has a strange divet on her abdomen right at her bikini line. Liposuction canula scar?
Yeah I noticed that too! I posted something way down on the comment thread. It also looks like her belly button is too high on her stomach as well. Like she had a tummy tuck or something. Is there an illegitimate crack baby out there somewhere that she’s hidden from the world?
WTF happened to her? Lohan used to be so pretty. She has the body of a 50 year old drugged-out hooker.
Bruised fruit. Yuck.
I’m 50 and I think I may look better than that. Lord, I hope so.
It’d be a challenge NOT to look better than that. You’d have to be Quasimodo or something.
I would stay in Brazil too. Her money will go further and she doesn’t have to deal with Michael or Dina. That’s enough to make anyone run.
If Lindsay had decided to stay indefinitely, you know Dina would’ve been on the next flight in, following her prized livestock no matter where she goes.
Her weave is so cracked-out.
She is shaped just like Dina. Not a good thing. I have seen elderly women in FL whose bodies look like hers. They have a reason…age.
And the sad thing is, because she has big boobs (no matter how droopy they really are), and ratty hair to her waist, she still genuinely thinks she’s a hottie.
She has really destroyed her looks, her reputation and her career. She seems bound and determined to flame out and she turns her back on every chance to redeem herself and any helping hand (unless it holds a big stack of money).
Where are her siblings….maybe she’s just in Brazil to shine the light/share her “gift” with more of the world (barf)..Gag me with a spoon (I miss the 80s 🙂
I probably have a good thirty pounds on her, and I know you’d all want to see me in a bikini more than her. At least I look like I eat and drink more than Vodka and Coke.
And her butt makes me feel a lot better about mine. How in the world is it that small and flat, but so saggy? It’s like having small boobs, they should be eternally perky.
Wtf has she been doing to herself. You’d hope that she’d be enough of a narcissist to keep herself looking good…she was so beautiful a six years ago.
I’d rather see Mama June in a bikini than her, Richard Simmons in a speedo and Mr. Smurf you too.
The body is horrible, knowing her age and how she got it…… to tragic for words.
Don’t mistake that for sympathy, she wanted it she got just what she asked for.
Poor Brazil. My aunt lives near Sao Paulo, I hope she is safe!
I do think LiLo had a teardrop boob job in the past because those droopy boobs look suspicious, and she had them even when she was extremely thin and bony= implants.
Her butt looks like Paris Hilton’s when she was flashing everybody at clubs and stores years ago, flat and saggy.
She does not have good skin, her face, her bruises, the sagging, the beer tummy. There is so much the body can take.
Pathetic. And she used to look fresh and pretty.
“She’s staying on her own dime”…. LOL, yeah right! No doubt she’s connived/blown/bartered her way into a free stay from some sucker. Not to mention, Lindsay doesn’t have two dimes to rub together. Anything she earns belongs to the IRS and whoever else is suing her at the moment.
Sounds like she went to the airport but had a hissy fit and bailed on the flight last minute – against everyone’s advice. This should be very entertaining 😀
Oh my god, beer-tummy and what is going on with her ass? It’s creepily small, too small, compared to her first half.. her figure is terrible, and I’m not even talking about her skin.
Yeah I asked my husband yesterday if Brazil extradites to the US. He said yes, but I figure neither the states of CA or NY will bother. The only one who would go get her is her dealer.
But the Coachella thing is a good point.
As far as I’m concerned, keep her! She can’t drive there can she? The Brazilian citizens are safe, and we are as well!
Well i got my number #1 for 2013 deathpool
Who’s your #2? I was thinking Rihanna, both because of her major alcohol & substance abuse, & her being with Chris Brown. Not a good combo.
The body, the bruises, the booze.
This children is why you never do drugs.
Of course if you do enough drugs you will think you are FINE looking like that just like Linds.
Those bruises look like someone grabbed her legs and pounded her on hard.
What a sad waste of a person.
She’ll be back.. She’s another one that loves the spotlite. I have to say she looked peaceful on the beach? No phone, not smoking, just very calm. She hasn’t been seen like this in a long time. I hope she turns things around.
Most people are calm right after a fix. Bet that “water” bottle helped too.
I want to believe, but it’s just not coming for me.
This was a staged photo shoot in exchange for cash.
I hope she did enjoy the day–it looks like a wonderful beach–but you can’t trust the narrative the pictures portray. She was posing.
Oh my gawd! Those pics are hideous! Her ass is way too saggy for her age, she wasn’t even trying to hide her fat rolls, and the bruises, well what can I say other than WTF??? She’s clearly delusional and on the road to self destruction.
Can someone please explain her hair to me? Seriously, I don’t get it. She looks bald. Her forehead has grown, and then all of a sudden there’s three feet of hair. Do they glue extensions underneath? Is she bald?
How funny are those DM captions?!?
“Got the giggles? The Mean Girls actress couldn’t hide a fit of laughter, despite the fact that she was by herself.”
“Fixing her hair: At one point Lindsay played with her red mane, scraping it back into a ponytail.”
“Life’s a beach: Lindsay seemed reflective at one point, perhaps looking back on the last few weeks.”
“Lounging: The actress moved around on her towel as she spent her last day in Brazil chilling out.”
“All by herself: The star stretched out on the sand, putting her hands on her head at one point.”
“Posing: The star, who will soon be heading to rehab, struck a series of poses as she spent the day on her own.”
“More make-up: At one point the actress sat up to apply more lipgloss to her already heavily made-up face.”
“Halle Berry moment? Lindsay slowly emerged from the sea, looking like she was trying to recreate the Oscar winner’s James Bond scene.”
hehehe
The captions are bloody amazing.
If those pics are the photoshoot, it’s laughable. Truly laughable. And what an unhealthy, malnourished body. The clear delusion there is … I mean, you can only shake your head.
Stay in brazil lindsay for the love of god make it ur new home. America dosent want u stay there they can have her. Its better this way cus everyone in brazil can hold there own against the cracken. Brazil will eat her alive if messes up there.
She’s advertising her services.
With all the trouble that shes in and all the mounting legal issues she has at home, she personally has every incentive to stay in Brazil. Everyone knows Lindsay has no intention of going to rehab, it was just a plea bargain to avoid going to the slammer . Lets see how long she decides to “extend” her stay in Brazil, is she going to transfer her residency and if so is she going to be a fugitive?
Thing is im usually one for sticking up for peoples bodies. All things considered (drugs drink not exercising or looking after herself whatsoever) she doesnt look that bad. And saying how she looks makes you want to go on a juice fast? Rly? shes skinny and sick, not fat..
I think she may have been or still is bulimic. Either that or she chews and spits her food. Coupled with the fact she drinks and takes drugs that equals a body like that
I used to suffer from bulimia and I had a nasty body it was thin but also untoned and nasty looking
No. She is what is called ‘skinny/fat’
Fading/uneven spray tan…check
Unwashed, poorly done extensions..check
Scary bruises…check
Stomach gut that mimics second trimester..check
Flabby, untoned limbs…check
Delusional brain that still think it’s 2005…CHECK!!!
Is it just me, or does her belly button look too high on her stomach? Like it’s closer to her boobs than her crotch. And did that look like a scar at the top of her bikini bottoms? Like maybe she got pregnant at one time and had a tummy tuck? Or am I just imagining things?
Her belly button is just under her diaphram
Well that’s not normal. I’m speculating that there’s an illegitimate crack baby that she had in secret awhile back. I don’t know if you noticed, but it looks like some puckering of the skin just at the top of her bikini bottoms in some of the pics. Like a scar or something. To me that just screams tummy tuck. She’s never been big enough in her life to have ever needed a tummy tuck.
If that is true that she had a baby and gave it up that would explain everything.
She has really destroyed herself, hasn’t she? And not just her career.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OT8j4kt5VM8/TjrOpQJEbeI/AAAAAAAAN74/ZJXqhVNsoVk/s1600/Lindsay+Lohan+hot+%25289%2529.jpg
I used to be a fan too.
I always go back to the purple bikini in VF:
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/12/ab1a04b22d73e07b610fe80dfa1ef527.jpg
Of course, that was almost 10 years and 0 trips to the gym ago.
She used to be stunning, and even on a couple of these desatrous pics, in the right angle, she still has some of her former looks but for the most part, she’s just a crack-desaster.
One of the captions of Lindsay looking particularly bloated is: “The tanned star seemed to be having a whale of a time on her own…”.
Mean. But I still snerked.
LOL! Thanks for my laugh for today 🙂
Lindsay, pls go back home ! We don’t need you here 🙂 Actually, I read on the newspaper today her manager or whatever is offering her services as a dj for twenty thousand US dollars a night.
Where is her ass??!?! It’s non-existent!! 😮
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/03/article-2303353-190FBB09000005DC-741_306x738.jpg
What is with her face in that 4th photo, fresh lips and chheks – she really does look like a blow up doll now!
Such a shame as she once had incredible natural beauty, now evrything has been destroyed then ‘replaced’ with bad and obvious plastic surgery
Since her latest “profession” seems to be performing like a blow-up doll, I’m guessing the lips and the look are for professional reasons, no?
I guess no one bothered to mention her that the alcohol-bloated abdomen and the skanky bruises are not hot. Nor are the obviously saggy breasts in that supportless top.
They call that a photoshoot? She is so out of shape!
Her ass almost looks like when someone has had ‘implants’ put in to make it larger/more perky, then has them removed. The skin will have had to stretch to accommodate the implant, & without the implant, is just loose skin.
Exactly! My 99 year old gma has a perkier ass than LL!
Please keep her there….On a side note, countries that do not have extradition treaty with the US sadly, Brazil is not one of them….The United States maintains diplomatic relations, but does not have extradition treaties with the following countries: Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, the Central African Republic, Chad, China, Comoros, Congo (Kinshasa), Congo (Brazzaville), Djibouti, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Macedonia, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican, Vietnam and Yemen.[citation needed]
The United States is currently negotiating an extradition treaty with Taiwan. (Source: Wikipedia)
That was great. Thank you! I clicked on and my nine year old son peeked over and said, “Those are some ugly legs.”
What has she done to her face? It’s bordering on scary. Soon, people will be wearing Lohan masks on Halloween, and not for the right reasons. They’ll actually be trying to scare the crap out of someone.
What happens if she breaks the law in Brazil? She seems to find it hard to keep out of trouble she may not find things so lenient there. Paying with her own money LOL Yeah right no one believes that probably will skip the country and leave it unpaid and will say she thought someone else was paying like she usually does. As for the pictures who would pay for those? The bruises and that awful bikini. Gross.
Ok, I will say it; When people drink in excess all the time, do drugs, don’t take care of yourself, not sleep (due to being high) and behave as she does, the body starts to show externally how unhealthy it is. Bruising like that is what you see when someones liver is being affected by all the drinking. She can say whatever she wants but she won’t live to be the age she looks at this rate. Her skin is even yellow looking. I am a ginger and that is not the coloring that can be chalked up to that. She needs help.
*Looks at pics again*….No words… Omg.. She is gross……
The blowing kiss photo looks like she has cocaine residue in nostrils!!
AGREED – she doesn’t even bother hiding anything anymore…..
Am I high(like the cracken) or does her face actually look a bit better in these pics?
My liver and kidneys sent me a message: I hurt~!~
If my kidneys and liver hurt I can only imagine what her liver and kidneys are feelin right now! :p
Right? My liver and kidneys hurt just looking at her! LOL :p
She actually looks pretty good in a bikini all things considered. She never had an amazing body and apart from a bit of booze bloat and the bruises she looks about the same as she did years and years ago. Clearly her face has borne the brunt of her lifestyle.
Gross! She looks like she has never worked out a day in her life. Flabby, flabby, flabby. I don’t need extra motivation to work out, but if I needed it, this would be it.
what’s the duration of her Visa? Americans need visa to go to Brazil.
I would like to know why does she think it’s cute to make that face, you know, when she’s blowing a kiss. Every time she does that I’m like, UGH.
It’s really quite sad because I think she’s actually a good actress and very pretty…. I’m afraid we will be reading about finding her dead in some seedy hotel someday …..
I say hysterectomy scar. It looks like my Mom’s scar. When could blohan have carried a pregnancy to the point of needing a tummy tuck?
I was just speculating because how did her belly button get so high up on her torso?
I just remembered too, that cdan had a blind a week or two ago about an actress that hid a pregnancy and a cousin is raising it. This also could have happened way back when before she became such a joke. Like right after Mean Girls. It seems like it was after than she went all cray cray.