Brandi Glanville in a plunging little red dress at the Bravo Upfronts: cute or tacky?

Here are some photos from the Bravo Upfronts, which were in New York on Wednesday. I kept waiting to get these photos yesterday, but they came in super-late, which is fine because now we get to really talk about everyone! First off, this is what Brandi Glanville wore to the Upfronts. I’m fascinated by this dress. While I’m generally not a fan of “illusion netting,” this is a great example of illusion netting done well – it matches her skin really well, and it really creates the illusion that the dress is standing up on its own. Brandi also looks much better here than she did last week at that McWrap event. Her hand has healed too! That’s good.

Here are all of the RHOBH women together – how did I not realize that Kyle Richards is so short?

There were other Bravo “stars” at the Upfronts too, of course. Let’s see… here are the Real Housewives of the OC. CB already covered Vicki’s surgery which – to me – makes her look like a blonde Bristol Palin. That’s not a compliment.

Kim Zolciack, a Beyonce wiglet and Kim’s husband Kroy. That wiglet is cray.

Why is Joanna Krupa a thing?

NeNe Leakes looks completely different every time I see her.

Teresa Giudice… that hairstyle IS NOT HELPING.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Sandy says:

    Trashhhyyyyy

    • Edward says:

      Forget about her dress. Fleann Rimes had another twitter breakdown. This time it’s all about bio-moms and bonus-moms. What a mess.

      • Sue says:

        Really-Leann is always taking care of her kids, they are very very lucky, how can you b-rate someone for looking after their step kids and treating them like they are their own-lots of people won’t.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Yup. As I make the rapid descent into mid-thirties, I’m looking to older women to show me how to look fashionable, sexy, AND classy, without being too matronly—not getting any help from these ladies. There’s a point where you just have to accept that only twenty-somethings should ever rock the “cheap hooker” look. And even then-reserve it for clubbing, please.

      • Jenny says:

        Should I be embarrassed to say that I find it both cute and trashy? Brandi is probably a little long in the tooth for a dress like that, but I think she looks great in it. Personally, I don’t think I would have felt comfortable wearing that at any age.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Fair enough. She can get away with it for sure.

      • Rachel says:

        I think the dress is very cute. Maybe a little *too* low cut. But I wouldn’t mind seeing it on a young 20 something starlet.

        There comes a time when a woman has to realize that continuing to dress like you’re 20 just makes you look ridiculous. You can dress appropriately for your age and still be sexy. The Guidice woman’s dress for example is very flattering and sexy, yet sophisticated.

      • Pandy says:

        I think it’s a cute dress but she looks a little too old in it. This coming from a woman who is fighting her age lol. It’s a little too young tho, seriously.

  2. elceibeno08 says:

    It is a matter of days before LeAnn Rimes if photographed by the paparazzi wearing a dress just like the one Brandi Glanville is wearing. I don’t understand why LeAnn would want to copycat her. I mean LeAnn is pretty too.

    • Lolly says:

      Were you looking at Leann through the bottom of a beer mug?

      • elceibeno08 says:

        Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I do believe that if LeAnn gained some weight and made herself up nicely with her own style she would look pretty. She has a nice smile and she can charm people with her singing.

      • Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

        LOL @ Lolly !!! 😀

    • Jayna says:

      LeAnn once was a cute girl before Eddie and starvation f’ing with her face nonstop and teeth and mouth and overtanning. The fillers she is now using make her look odder and very hard.

      Brandi was beautiful until she f’d up her face with too uch botox, too many fillers, etc. Now she’s just a plasticized 40-year-old pretty woman with a great body.

      Regarding your other comment, LeAnn doesn’t need to gain weight. She has gained weight back and dare I say is at a very flattering, sexy weight. She actually has shape again.

      • Vesper says:

        I thought LeAnn looked better thinner. She looks too meaty now. Everyone used to rant about LeAnn being too thin, but doesn’t anyone notice Brandi’s legs? They are like tooth pics and she has no muscles. At least when LeAnn was thin she had muscles.

  3. bea says:

    Looks like a super slutty ice skater to me.

    • HappyMom says:

      Great description.

    • BooBooLaRue says:

      Agreed. Though a younger woman, like Hough could pull it off. These women are amazingly low class, aren’t they.

    • Tinkerbell says:

      Perfect description. She has a great body but trashy taste. The dress is WAY to young for her no matter how great her figure is. Cant take the trailer park out of the girl.

    • Lulu.T.O. says:

      Ahh..yes. That’s why it looked familiar. Very Tanya Harding.

  4. Jess says:

    I actually love the dress, but on someone 20 years younger. Her butchered face doesn’t match the fun, youthful vibe of the dress.

    • elceibeno08 says:

      I totally agree. Finally somebody had the guts to point out Brandi’s chicken cutlet cheeks. Although she has beautiful figure the dress is too young.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        ALL the dresses are too young and very trashy IMO-the fabrics, the cuts. Ugh. At least Brandi’s dress is a little flirty/whimsical.

        Still, Brandi has a killer body–she would look amazing in something clingy but simple-this dress reminds me too much of Marchesa.

      • The Original Tiffany says:

        Ice skater and Marchesa go hand in hand. Yuck.

        Speaking of hands. Why are we pretending that Brandi “burned” one of her hands? She had both hands done with a laser or peel. Please. We are not stupid. Or is there some strange accident that causes women to fall into hot oil with the backs of both hands, but nowhere else including the fingers? A perfectly square and linear “burn” that is also perfectly even. Snort.

        No one in this mess can tell the truth. Do not get a flame around any of the housewives, they would all just combust into a fireworks shows of botox and plastic. Boom!!!

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        No way, Tiff!!!!!! Brandi is so “real” and “honest”, she would NEVER lie about plastic surgery!!!!!! Never ever ever ever!!!!

        😉

      • april says:

        Agree – she’s so real and honest that she admits only to botox in her face. I think if you have had chemical peels on your hands, vag rejuv. breast implants, etc., which she does admit, you’ve done a lot more to your face.

  5. Ellie66 says:

    That’s a whole lotta plastic! The all look weirdly related.

    • Dingo says:

      Jep. My face kind of hurt just by looking.

    • bros says:

      i think she looks the best out of everyone, oddly enough. everyone else is looking squat and rough and wearing cheap looking dresses that dont even fit! joanna’s face looks good but that dress is a disaster.

    • Azurea says:

      They ALL look tacky as hell. Do they all shop at Frederick’s of Hollywood?

      • Vesper says:

        Yolanda looks tacky? Far from, her dress is a classic shape, and the material is quality. It is wrinkling like it doesn’t fit perfectly, but that might be because she is pressed against someone.

    • ya says:

      That’s what I was thinking too — I don’t know all of their names, but I had trouble telling a couple of the blond ones (I think Brandy and someone else) apart at one point.

  6. Sarcasmo says:

    Brandi, I really kind of dig you, but you need to stop. For REAL.

    • missiecoco says:

      yep was going to write something similar. Wearing thin…. time to stop attending every single event and shut your mouth for a while

  7. Enn says:

    It says something when your dress is the trashiest of all the Housewives.

  8. Samtha says:

    Uh–has Kyle always been that busty? Maybe it’s just the dress and bra combo, but man. I never noticed she had those.

    Brandi looks cute AND tacky. Her face does look better.

    • arock says:

      kyle looks like a dude. man hands, that stance- yikes. theyre all a hot, plastic mess and the ones from NJ look like missing links. its like being at a dog show, theyre all the same thing but you have to go with the one with personality. brandi (forgive the comparison to a dog, shes lovely) is the one with personality.

  9. endoplasmic_ridiculum says:

    I feel like her face is looking better – maybe she’s reading the comment boards and letting the filler dissipate a little.

    A little filler never hurt but when your surrounded by people who overdo it I think the sense of what is ‘normal’ gets skewed.

  10. Erinn says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a forehead as small as Teresa’s before. It almost just doesn’t look real.

    • Isa says:

      If I were her I would have my hairline lasered back.

      • Jenny says:

        Yes!! I would have done it a long time ago. I would think it would be fairly simple. Maybe bangs?

      • prayforthewild says:

        This x100000000!

        I have thought that so many times! Monkey head needs to talk to Kimmie about laser… Wow, never thought I’d say that.

    • virginia5 says:

      I have a small forehead too, but Teresa takes the cake for having the smallest aha.

      • Aussie girl says:

        Totes!! I have always thought her hair line was weird. But that hair style does not help!!

      • Shannon says:

        Fergi has a forehead like that. The hair line starts down real low. It’s funny looking.

    • The Original Tiffany says:

      Erinn, shh. Not a forehead, that is definitely a three-head. 🙂

  11. V4Real says:

    If you’ve seen the show that’s so Brandy but I like the B-tch.

  12. virginia5 says:

    sorry but brandi just rubs me the wrong way. I feel like she trys too hard to act like she is twenty.

    have you seen the pics of her shoving her tongue down the nerd’s(from go-dadddy) throat he even looks disgusted by her.

  13. Isa says:

    Joana is a real housewife too, isn’t she? I don’t even watch the shows.
    That is a good example of illusion netting.
    I don’t think her hands would have healed that fast.

  14. FLORC says:

    I have no hate for Brandi. She has an amazing body and she’s rocking that dress! She’s also being business smart. To stay on RHO she needs to stir the pot and be overtly sexy. And she needs that paycheck since post divorce she had no credit. She’s not looking for a hand out and she’s doing well starting from scratch. No hate. I am jealous of her chest. I know it’s fake, but it’s good.

    And come on girls. Of course she looks fake. Most women in hollywood do by that age!

    • Bex says:

      Fuuly agree with you FLORC. I also think that Brandi has her sparkle back, her eyes look happy in these photos.

  15. Lolly says:

    Brandy needs to put it away.
    All these women should do a PSA on why you shouldn’t get cosmetic surgery. They all look like perpetually suprised, undernourished trout.

  16. Mauibound says:

    Brandy, you look great now leave your pretty face alone!

  17. brin says:

    She looks great, very Brandi! Hope she is back home to her kids soon cause wewe is nutso on twitter.

    • Mags says:

      If my Stepmom pulled the crap LR does she’d have no teeth left. I can’t wait for those boys to grow up and find out for themselves.

    • ronnie1213 says:

      Please elaborate. Thank you.

      • Jane says:

        Go to the Leann thread her on CB and you’ll catch all the action. Leann has totally overstepped her bounds of morality causing a ton of people to be pissed off at her-here and on Twitter.

    • littlestar says:

      I agree brin, she looks great! As you say, very Brandi. We’re not going to catch her in a pantsuit anytime soon lol. I have to say, her boobs look amazing in that dress. And it looks like she is starting to lay off of the fillers, which is good. She’s a beautiful woman and doesn’t need all that crap in her face.

  18. Cinnamon says:

    she looks great because she can pull off that dress. she’s tall, lean, and has perky fake boobs that dont move much so its all good. i think kyle should wear longer dresses though because she is short and her above the knee dress ages her and makes her look more stout than she is.

  19. Cidee says:

    Say what you want about them but the RHOBH look so much better than the rest of these broads. Too much filler and botox? Probably – but they still leave Atlanta, OC and NJ in the dust. (Apologies to NeNe -still love ya’, Rocky).

  20. bar world land says:

    Ugh Brandi’s face. I can’t even.

    Any time I think about getting plastic surgery, I just look at this lot and realize a few wrinkles are going to look a hell of a lot better than looking like I lost a fight with a leaf blower.

  21. bravocueen says:

    Brandi looks AMAZING. Good God I’d love to rock that dress. I’m too old and no amount of surgery could make my boobs stay where hers are! This picture alone will cause a panic in LeeMan’s underwear.

    I’m not a giant fan of Joanna, but my gosh she looks great. She’s stunning.

    I like Vicki’s new face but she needs a new do STAT. I love Alexis’ new hair, she looks classy and in control. Am I seeing things or is Slade’s benefactor actually copying Alexis? I’m glad she ditched the extensions but I’m not feeling her hair. WTFRUCK is going on with Tamra’s hair? She’s what, 45? Not a good look for her. And she looks preggers.

    I refuse to watch on second of NJ but Teresa looks great. She does have a low hairline but I suppose that’s better than receding. Melissa has a fivehead right now, but in 10 years she’ll look like Bob Neuhardt.

    NeNe’s dress is all kinds of bad.

    • Jayna says:

      Joanna Krupa is an absolutely stunning woman. I have to admit that, even if I can’t stand her loud mouth.

  22. Crc says:

    Was her hand ever injured or was that just an excuse to justify those awful gloves?

    • judyjudy says:

      Me thinks it was just an excuse. She seems to be a pro at excuses and back peddling.

      • lem says:

        I think she legitimately burned her hand(s). she tweeted about the burn before she wore the awful gloves ( a solid week before) so I don’t think it’s backpedaling. my guess is that she is probably mostly healed at this point and just put some makeup on her hands to cover the fresh pink skin.

      • The Original Tiffany says:

        See my post above. Please tell me how you burn the backs of both your hands but NOTHING else. Impossible.

        I’ve seen a lot of accidental burns in the hospital and none look like that. So nice, square and even. Not deep, just a square surface on the backs of both hands. Did not even burn the fingers-it is a burn miracle. Interesting when her friends came onto CB and said it was a peel before Brandi tweeted CB.

        I do have a bridge for sale for those of you who think that was accidental.

      • Debra says:

        She tweeted about the Laser on the hands the day she had it done.. a few days before everyone went crazy about her gloves.. she wasn’t trying to hide anything or making up stories

      • The Original Tiffany says:

        tweeting a gossip site and saying you “got your hands burned” isn’t quite copping to a peel.

        Tons of people thought, just like Lem, that is was accidental.

        Her hands and elbows are not aging well. I wonder if these plastic women will start injecting fillers in their elbows soon. If so, a RH will sport it first.

    • SouthernGal says:

      She had her hands lasered or something like that. It burned her really bad and that’s why she was sporting the gloves. If you read her Twitter, it is all there even a pic of her hand.

    • Tinkerbell says:

      She tweeted that she got her hands lasered. She’s obsessed with anti aging procedures. She’s on her way to looking like a bad plastic surgery case.

  23. judyjudy says:

    I think Brandi would be stunning if she dressed herself better. She always looks cheap and a little desperate.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Exactly. She’s so tall and thin, she could wear anything so why chose this? Oh well….

  24. Dirtnap says:

    I actually love Brandi’s dress, the color is lovely on her, and I am amazed at how smooth the skin on her chest and neck is! I’m younger than Brandi but I look older in that regard. I say, rock it while you’ve got it, girl!

  25. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Not a Brandi stan but out of all the women here, she has the best body and dresses/carries herself like someone who has always been beautiful. Does that make sense? I just think the rest of these ladies look incredibly insecure and try-hard.

    Now if Brandi would just leave her face alone, she would look great. She doesn’t need that junk…

    • Jayna says:

      Brandi has a gorgeous body, but her legs are too thin. Nice long legs, but not very shapely, more stick like. She’s good at standing in a way to camouflage that. I would rather have her legs than fat legs, though LOL, so minor criticism. She’s small-boned in the shoulders and arms, ribcage, etc., and I am too, so I always like Brandi’s lean lines.

      But out of all the women there, Joanna Krupa has the best body, shapely, and killer legs, and really a beautiful face. You just can’t see it in the dress she has on. But Joanna is so obnoxious it offsets her beauty.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        I think her legs are amazing-very thin though you’re right, not shapely per se…

        Which one is Joanna Krupa? Oh I see-she’s the pink one..she’s pretty but I’d like to see her not looking so real housewives-y.

    • littlestar says:

      You’re right, she has a ton of self-confidence (and in a good way, not a conceited way). It really does show in the way she carries herself.

      • Jayna says:

        I disagree. She does have self-confidence but far form a ton. For such a pretty woman who once looked much younger than her age at 40 to look in the mirror and not be comfortable in her own skin to the point she keeps messing up her face with fillers, botox, injections, on and on, and is looking more and more plastic, is not a woman brimming and overflowing with self-confidence. It actually makes me sad for Brandi that she was so pretty and isn’t happy with herself to the point she messed up her looks.

        Give me women like Julianne Moore and Cate Blanchett who seem to be very self-confident women and comfortable with their looks as they age, thus exude self-confidence.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Ehhh….You picked two good role models but I would say that the difference is that Cate and Julianne are actresses-very good ones in fact-whereas Brandi is a former model, right?
        I think Julianne & Cate probably had to work hard at developing their craft and developing personalities while Brandi was really just a paid mannequin.

        Listen, I think I’m pretty confident but with every year that passes, I freak out more and more about the changes that come with aging.
        I can grant Brandi a bit of understanding when it comes to that kind of thing. If it’s hard for me, it must be BRUTAL for someone who made a career based on her looks.

      • Jayna says:

        @TheOriginalKitten: You’re right, they are actresses. I was trying to pick women in their forties and fiftes who used plastic surgery to a minimum to enhance their beauty. Julianne is 50 and gorgeous and, let’s face it, obviously has done stuff to stay looking so good. I am in my thirties and will do whatever it takes to stay looking good. I’m vain. But I won’t destroy my looks because of trends and start looking plasticized.

        As a model, Brandi should know what is better and not. What is odd is she made fun of Adrienne Maloof and others for their plastic surgery, and now she’s being made fun of for going too far. She doesn’t see it. Blowing up your face and overbotoxing because it’s the latest trend is not being self-confident, because she actually hurt her beautiful good looks. That’s someone looking in the mirror and not seeing how pretty she was with already minimal use of procedures.

        I will use a model then to compare. Elle McPherson, at 50, looks feakin’ 30, because she has great genes, sure, but does minimal stuff, and didn’t overbotox, overfill her face and lips. She is so damn youthful looking and her face moves. Brandi now looks older because of her obsession; whereas, she looked early thirties before, very fresh looking, natural looking. Now looks like a plasticized but attractive 40-year-old in the face. She has a harder, less natural look now.

        Elle realizes a frozen, overstuffed face with no smile lines does not equal youth. A face is supposed to be able to move. Girls in their twenties have more lines than these Real Housewives women. So odd.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @Jayna-Ah, ok, I see what you’re getting at now.

        I guess that’s what I don’t understand-there are definitely women (like the examples you mentioned) in Hollywood who have gotten minimal stuff done to their faces so why do we not notice (or question *if* or *if not*) on them but the women featured here look like aliens? Is it a matter of the doctor’s skills, genetics and facial structure, or is it just them going overboard? Or all of the above?

        I’m just saying that I haven’t closed the door to possibly getting something done as I get older but the fear of looking like my face is a mask overrides my vanity. There has to be a happy medium right? Or is it just an inevitability that if I start, I’ll end up doing more and more and look like a freak?

      • april says:

        Sorry, I disagree. I think brandi is very insecure and lacks confidence.

    • Audrey says:

      She was a model, her job was to know how to get photographed in the best possible light/position/look.

  26. Lupe says:

    Is that a real bob on Gretchen, or it she faking it? Either way, cute!

  27. Dee Cee says:

    So many ick examples of extreme tacky-unflattering fashion.. so hard/sad to choose a winner..

  28. Yelly says:

    Nobody above age 20 should be wearing that dress!

  29. HotPockets says:

    Real Housewives of…or rather, poster girls for why you should never get plastic surgery. After witnessing all the cosmetic surgery travesties in the last few years, I am more than excited to age naturally. What shocks me the most with Brandi, Madonna, Adrian Maloof etc etc is they still all look their age, if not older, so what’s the point to clinging onto something that can’t be bought?

    • dagdag says:

      This are my exact thoughts.

      All look older, in a weird and wacky way., like ageless. 40, 50, 60 years? No telling.
      I am new in the gossip scene (do not own a tv), it is fascinating. In their own categories, blond, darkhaired, young, middle aged, etc., they all look alike. I have a hard time to recognize a certain face.

      A very shrill world.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Their age is: alien.

      • The Original Tiffany says:

        When I worked in a hospital in Newport beach all the women looked like this. All look the same nebulous, alien age and they are frightening.

        Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman stand together, one is aging naturally and looks gorgeous. One looks an alien with waxy, smooth skin. You choose who looks better. I know who I’d pick.

      • HotPockets says:

        Pulling your face back and freezing it with botox doesn’t look youthful by any standards. Youth is something that nature gives us and cannot be recreated artificially. I have nothing against people who decided to have any cosmetic surgeries, but quit trying to cling onto something and embrace the way you’re SUPPOSED to look. There is something so beautiful and priceless about a natural beauty, that in return, it makes you seem ageless.

        I cringe when I hear people say Madonna looks good for her age, no, she doesn’t, since when does chicken cutlets, face lifts, botox and lord knows what else look good. It’s unnatural and when someone has such extensive plastic surgery, that’s all I can see, nothing else.

  30. meh says:

    so much plastic surgery

  31. Jayna says:

    For the RH event, I like it. The color and the whimsy of it really works on Brand.

    I watched the second part of the RHOBH reunion, and Brandi with all her fat cheeks, botox and big fake lips looked mean and older. I can only describe it in the way that she looked so soft next to those catty biotches the last reunion. Madonna on her 2007 tour looked luminous, so soft and pretty, large eyes. I remember being in awe of her, that whatever minor filler work she did, etc., it worked. Fast Forward to now and all the fillers and cheek implants honestly make Madonna look meaner and harder at angles and older and the cheeks make Madonna’s eyes smaller.

    At least, here Brandi looks softer. Maybe it’s the hair camouflaging it or maybe the fillers have gone down finally or maybe softer makeup. At least, she’s out of her God-awful, own dress line, tacky, cheap designs she was wearing.

  32. Samigirl says:

    Christ, the woman’s body is INSANE. I think she looks fab and I am in LOVE with that dress!

  33. Jayna says:

    I honestly think Taylor would be so pretty if she took out those lip implants. She has pretty brown eyes and pretty skin tone and killer dimples. But those lips are so distracting. My friend took out her her upper lip implant, though it was never like Taylor’s anyway, and she looked so much better. I like Taylor’s dress on her, just a little too long

    Kyle, bless her heart, LOL, her body just doesn’t wear clothes that well. I have never seen her and gone, wow, in any outfit she is in. At least she has beautiful hair going fo her.

    Lisa always looks nice.

    Blue dress and blue shoes, just no. Nude shoes or some other color with that dress. No, Yolanda.

    Gretchen looks all kind of awful.

  34. Rita says:

    I think Brandi looks great here. The make-up is right and she can still bang that sexy little dress.

  35. janie says:

    She sure has the body for it, wow! That being said… I think it’s a little too young for her. A couple of inches longer & it would work. She looks the best of all these ladies

  36. Stubbylove says:

    I’m surprised that area didn’t explode with all that crazy at one event.

  37. qtpi says:

    Trashy or not… Brandi can wear the hell out of a dress. No wonder Leann is coo-coo.

  38. Dawn says:

    It seems she was advertising that she is available. Every other person seems to dress appropriately. I think she loves her new found attention and knows that the trashier she is the more attention she gets. Trashy seems to sell for her and I don’t see her backing off any time.

  39. Diana says:

    Tacky. With Brandi, the word is ALWAYS tacky.

  40. Jen34 says:

    So much money, so little taste.

  41. VanillaDeeLite says:

    She looks crazy hot! Werk it while you can, I say. People are acting she’s ready for the retirement home or something, she’s ONLY 40! And looks great for her age.

  42. j.eyre says:

    Holy hairpiece, Batman!

    That wiglet needs it’s own show – The Real Wiglets of the Housewives who Purport to be Real?

  43. someone says:

    She was so close to having a perfect look. If the dress wasn’t cut out in the boob area it would be great. The bottom half and the sides of the top are very flattering. It was the same with her Oscar dress. The bottom was great but the boobs were wrong. With Brandi it’s like it starts out stylish but then veers towards the slutty side. If she stayed away from flashing her breasts she’d be better off.

  44. bambilee23 says:

    Brandi looks freaking hot! I love her.

    Ok, I tried to make a parody video of season 3 episode 6 of RHOBH based on Mauricio’s wandering dong. Can you guys help me and tell me what you think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJM-QcboBiw

    I thought it was so funny, but my friends totally don’t get it. When you compare it to the actual scene, it’s hilarious to me!!

  45. KellyinSeattle says:

    NeNe looks ridiculous, like she’s going for the cheerleader look. I can’t stand the Real Housewives!!

    • Inconceivable! says:

      I agree. That hairstyle she wears is ridiculous. And she makes fun of Kim Z. all the time for wearing a “Wig!” I don’t like Kim or Nene, but lets not pretend Nene has never worn a wig or hairpiece herself (unless her hair is naturally a different color in the back than the front),

  46. Pop! says:

    So this is how Strawberry Shortcake would look if she was forced into prostitution.
    Brandi’s dress should be burned.
    And never spoken of again.

  47. Grant says:

    Joana Krupa is on Real Housewives of Miami, my dear.

  48. Patrice says:

    I don’t think it’s that Kyle is short; just rather that she’s standing in the same space as Brandi and Yolanda who are both frmr professional models and 5’10/5’11 and also wearing major heels…

    I never realized what great legs NeNe had before 🙂 Go NeNe!

    Theresa, I can’t even. AT ALL.

    And finally: The only thing worse than the (somewhat) recent phenomena of 40-something women spending hundreds of thousands of dollars in (futile) attempts at looking like their “in their 20s” again is seeing them all gathered together in the same room 🙁 YIKES. Time to stop all that ladies, it isn’t working!! Own your age with pride a la super sexy and talented tv ladies Christine Baranski, Connie Britton and Dana Delany 😀 They’re all unbelievably classy, gorgeous, and most importantly, proud to be who/what they are!

  49. Isabell says:

    Brandi’s face distracts from the boobs. She’s beginning to remind me of Jigsaw from the Saw movies.

  50. skuddles says:

    Not one of this women possesses enough class or fashion sense to fill a thimble…. skanky lot.

  51. citygirlsf says:

    Brandi could wear a proverbial potato sack and look hot. I love her.

    Vicki’s surgery looks really good. Distracts from the icky skin, which her makeup just makes worse.

    Meow.

  52. Alana Fajina says:

    I usually read (and comment) on the other comments before I post my thoughts, but I just gotta yell this out first: “Hey Joann Krupa, 2004 Paris Hilton called and she wants her dress back!!” WHY is it that *some* women think that just because something is expensive, it equates to good taste? TACKY, is what that is, and not the good kind!
    I like Brandi’s dress!! If she would’ve done something like this (but maybe longer length) for the Oscars, it would have suited her a ton better. I didn’t even realize the netting was there until I clicked on the post. I’m too booby (chesty?) to wear something like that, so I always admire when women can rock that look. A tad jelly too. If I did it, it’d look hella porny- but that’s for hubby’s eyes only ;p

  53. I Choose Me says:

    Hm. I wanna say tacky but once again she pulls it off. I may not be a fan but she owns what she wears and I like that.

    Some of these ladies could benefit from some panty hose and my goodness they’re all starting to look like waxy cardboard cutouts of one another.

  54. TheTruthHurts says:

    She and the dress are gorgeous. God she is teeny tiny but tall! If you got it, flaunt it baby!

  55. Cinderella says:

    They’re not at a garden club luncheon, they’re at a BRAVO event. Of course Brandi can wear that. She looks great.

    Gretchen looks really cute, too.

    Joanna may be a mess when she drinks too much, but she is still smokin’ hot.

  56. Jennifer12 says:

    Brandi is beautiful and can look amazing in most clothing. But it’d be great if she chilled on the hoochie mama look sometimes. The netting IS well done. Brandi, don’t mess with your pretty face and de-hooch a bit.

  57. Vesper says:

    I think low neckline and longer hemline or higher neckline and shorter hemline are much sexier than low neckline and short hemline. I like the idea of the bottom of the dress, but something about it looks cheap. It’s probably from Brandi’s line, all of her dresses look cheap. Like the dress colour on her, hate the belt and even more so the purse. The gold shoes are okay, but the belt and purse should have been a different colour.

  58. Rose says:

    I just met Kyle and Mauricio in DC today! She’s super short, 5’3 probably, but very nice in person.

  59. Jess says:

    Brandi looks GREAT! The dress is very original and daring, just like her. LeAnn will probably attempt this look and FAIL. It’s so very sad for LeAnn to try to emulate the woman her husband cheated on…you would think that would set an alarm off in her head.

  60. The Original Tiffany says:

    Wow! Never again do I EVER want to hear about LR being the famewhore in this triangle. About her calling the paps, about her working out in her driveway.

    I bought Brandi’s book, was on her side through this. I’ve been on CB before this whole story broke and have read this whole saga. I am really disgusted and disappointed by this and I am pretty sure my opinion has swung to the side of all these people just disgust me now. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2304850/Brandi-Glanville-beams-delight-works-incredibly-toned-figure-handsome-personal-trainer.html

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      “It’s Leanne’s fault! Leanne tweeted that Brandi was going to be working out so Brandi HAD to show up wearing her underwear and she HAD to wear a full face of makeup!!! Leanne and Ediot are ruining Brandi’s life! It’s not her fault that the paps showed up and started taking pictures of her because of Leanne’s tweet!!! She was just trying to work out in a public park with her trainer!!! And look how AMAZING she looks!!!! Leanne should be SO jealous of Brandi’s bangin’ bod!!!!!!!!”

      How was that? Did I miss anything? 😉

    • The Original Tiffany says:

      Kitten, you always know exactly what to say.
      Please marry me. xo

  61. virginia says:

    Maybe its just me but lately Brandi is looking so “Tranny” esp. being tall with all the work, looking more manish-not a good look Brandi-Quit it whatever is makin you look this way.

  62. SydneySpy says:

    Slags. All of them.

  63. Dredz says:

    It would look better had the skirt been longer. Are these pictures photoshopped? There was an article with tons of photograph on DM about this event and they all look rough/less flattering.

  64. Dirty Martini says:

    That dress would be adorable on Taylor Swift.

    Brandi is too,old and too used to pull it off without the word “skank” coming to mind. But then again I think that word almost every time I see a pic of her.

    She is just one mere step,up from LILO.