Us Weekly’s big Thanksgiving Week cover story is… Lucifer’s Homegirl and Bachelor Ben. They’re hooking up, apparently. She’s 58, he’s 31. I don’t paint these May-December romances with the same brush every time, but Bachelor Ben has mother issues, correct? Anyway, this isn’t the first time we’ve heard this particular rumor. I think Kris and Ben have probably been “hooking up” for a while, even though both have denied it (and probably will continue to deny it). But this Us Weekly story has the look and feel of a plant by Lucifer’s Homegirl.

Bachelor, meet your new bachelorette! Kris Jenner may still technically be married to Bruce Jenner, but the Keeping Up With the Kardashians momager has moved on with Ben Flajnik, sources reveal exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. The two began a fling shortly after the Season 16 Bachelor contestant appeared on her daytime talk show Kris in July.

“They started hanging out. It got romantic right away,” an insider tells Us of when they first met. “They’ve been hooking up.”

Flajnik has since denied the two are dating. “Here we go again. Hey @usweekly maybe put a call into me once and a while for some fact checking. Sincerely, #TheTruth,” he tweeted Tuesday, Nov. 26. In fact, Us did reach out to Flajnik via email on Friday, Nov. 22; he replied, “Oh, jeez, ha. I’m over this.”

Jenner, 58, exclusively confirmed to Us in October that she and [the] former Olympian Bruce Jenner, 63, had separated after 22 years of marriage. The estranged couple have no immediate plans to divorce.

“There is no animosity. We are united and committed to our family,” she told Us at the time. “We are happier this way.”

For more on the star’s shocking hookup — including Jenner’s first impression of Flajnik and what her daughters Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe think of the Bachelor hunk — pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands now.

[From Us Weekly]

Eh. I barely care. It’s just Bachelor Ben, after all. I guess he doesn’t want it to get around that he’s banging Kris Jenner – he’ll look like a guy with no game whatsoever. Meanwhile, Radar has a lengthy story about how Bruce Jenner is over it too, and he doesn’t care who Kris is banging. But Kris is still pretending that she has as much going on as any of her daughters, so she’s making this into some kind of psychodrama. A source told Radar:

“It’s all about preserving the brand. It would look really bad if Kris was publicly in a relationship with a much younger man after just announcing the split with Bruce,” the source revealed.

So much so, Flajnik shouldn’t expect an invitation to Kris’ annual Christmas Eve party.

Said a source, “Kris will keep her boy toy away from her family. She knows if Ben were to make an appearance at her holiday festivities, tongues would be wagging. It’s definitely a May-December romance — and nothing more!”

As Radar has reported, the couple — married since 1991 — is planning to file for divorce once their reality show concludes at the end of 2015. Filming for Keeping Up With The Kardashians is slated to finish in mid-2014.

“Kris thinks a long drawn out separation will keep viewers coming back for more and the show needs it, at the moment,” a source previously told Radar.

[From Radar]

Dear God. Someone needs to tell Kris Jenner that no one really cares that much. We’re vaguely interested in Kim’s comings and goings and Khloe is tolerable, but that’s about it.

Speaking of Khloe, In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week is about how Kris was banging OJ Simpson around the time that she got pregnant with Khloe, so Khloe could be OJ’s daughter. We’ve heard that rumor many times before as well, but I still don’t think Khloe is OJ’s daughter. I think it was Kris’s hairdresser – Khloe looks just like him!!

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