Reese Witherspoon attended the Golden Globes as a presenter last night, and her whole vibe was a little strange, right? First of all, I thought she looked weirdly… padded. Reese has been getting pap’d a lot recently, and she’s usually in miniskirts or leggings or skinny jeans, so I have a good idea of how skinny she is these days. It felt like this Calvin Klein dress was not showing off her figure properly. Either that or my initial instinct was right, and she had padding under her dress. I swear, she either got a boob job or…? I don’t even know. I do like the dress in general – it’s a pretty color, the silhouette is great, it’s flattering. The problem is mostly Reese’s styling.

Reese also seemed strange to me because from the neck up, it was like she was doing some kind of “Mid-Western soccer mom” thing. Vanity Fair and Gawker’s Twitter feeds were mocking her, saying that she was working the whole “America’s Sweetheart, heartland mother” thing because she wants people to forget about her liquor-soaked arrest in Georgia. Could be. I definitely think that’s what she was trying to achieve with those Mom Bangs. They were STIFF too. They did not move at all – the only thing worse than bangs trauma is UNMOVING bangs trauma that had to be hairsprayed into place.

I’m also including photos of my girl Elisabeth Moss. She finally won something! She won Best Actress for a Miniseries for Top of the Lake. I wasn’t crazy about her J. Mendel mullet dress, but she looked comfortable and she worked it like she loved it, so good for her. I hated her hair too. That was the biggest trend last night: awful hair.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.