Chris Hemsworth was out and about last Friday in Santa Monica. According to Fame/Flynet, he stopped by a wireless store and in one of the photos, it looks like he’s carrying THREE phones. Um, is Chris buying burner phones? Does he not want Elsa Pataky to have ALL of his phone numbers? Is one phone for just Elsa’s calls and then he has a “business” cell phone? So many questions.
Anyway, I know these aren’t the most exciting photos in the world, but we haven’t had that many solo Chris Hemsworth photos lately, and I thought you guys would appreciate some arm p0rn. His arms do look really good, don’t they? Chris lost a lot of weight last fall when he was working on In the Heart of the Sea. I’m pleased that his body seems to be snapping back to normal, which is to say… LARGE. There’s probably a little bit of sympathy weight gain going on too – Elsa Pataky is eating for three, remember? She’s carrying twins. So Chris and Elsa are probably enjoying their meals these days. Savoring every bite!
We probably won’t be seeing much of solo Chris in the future too – whenever Elsa gives birth, which will probably be in a month or two, Chris will be the father of three children under the age of two. Epic.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Damn he is so good. Gorgeous. He’s bulking up for Avengers 2, which will start shooting in 3 months. I wonder how long Thor’s hair will be in this installment – it’s well on its way to hit his butt cheeks by the time we get to Avengers 3!
Thorpunzel, Thorpunzel, let down your hair!!
That’s it, go home. The internet has been won today. We can all try again tomorrow.
Thoréal. Because he’s worth it.
@Anna I wonder if Remora is going to stay on location with him while filming. I hope we get some hot pics from the set.
Hey someone just said Chris has a love child we don’t know about.
Speaking of Avengers 3 I think that’s the time we will see Batman v/s Superman. I heard it got delayed for a couple of years
File under ‘movie I really dont care about despite their best efforts’….
I too have heard about a love child but was unable to find anything online about it…..do you have a link?
It hasn’t gone past his chest in the comics so I doubt it’ll go down to that booty hahahaha
I’m only attracted to Chris when those arms are bulging. He has gotten HAWT again now that he has those muscles!
His whole backside is on display in Rush.
Just looking like a normal Aussie bloke- but a tad pale.
No, not any more. He still looks good but.. no.
With a bag on the head and shirtless,i say YES
Why noooooot? I mean, it’s not like I need the competition, but I am offended on his behalf 🙂
Oh well more for Anna and me.
ha, I think it has to do with Remora, I just can’t see him without seeing her now, booo! Also, I need to hear more about this “love child” V4.
Oh, trust me, we love him DESPITE Remora, right V4?
And WTF with the love child story? NOOOOOOOOO. His only other known serious and long-term ex-gf never had a kid, so… when did he have the time? I also think that as hands on as he is with India, no way he wouldnt be in his kid’s life. Which we’ve seen no sign of.
@Z down thread posted about the love child. This is my first time hearing about it. Other posters are asking for details. @Z if you’re reading this you can’t just drop a bomb like that and then run away.
I haven’t found any evidence of a child prior to India Rose. I think that is a made up story.
And to bring calmness back into you lives Anna and V4, please enjoy Chris busting some moves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4lZ1XqPrR8
Or more sophistmacated if that’s your style…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPjoMow2EFs
Dance off with Tom…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KBE-zbxH3E
I have to say I have seen cardboard cut outs with more flexibility than Chris, but I give him top points for even trying (most Aussie guys wouldn’t!). The boy can’t sing either…
OMG THAT SECOND LINK!!!
He sings along! And he makes faces! I cannot even ***goes into her fantasy land to work on her wedding dance routine***
Oh secret squirrel you made my day. Now I can run off into happy land. Thanks for throwing some Tommyboy in there.
Nice, thank you!
@Anna and V4Real- In these shots, he looks good, but all he desrves is a hate f**k from me. Why is he looking annoyed with the cameras? You know this game Chris, you PLAY this game!
Now take your cloths off and get in my bed!!!
*snickers at Marty* awesome
I kinda like that funny, skeptical face he’s making! He’s chill…
You know he is on his phone to Hiddles saying “What the F&#% is the scoop with Elle?”…
Same. Once I noticed that he has kinda short, stubby legs I can’t unsee his dachshund-esque bodyshape!
“his dachshund-esque bodyshape”
@Tapioca your comment has officially killed any sort of sexual attraction I feel towards him lol
Now that you mention it, he does have a dachshund-esque body type!
OMG, this makes me laugh.
Thank you for the good-morning cackle, Tapioca.
🙂
I think it’s just a poorly fitted outfit. Here’s the full-body view: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mat0Zk5f1roxh90o1_1280.jpg
Better? 🙂
I’ve tried to want to hit it, but no. I do adore him though and see him more like a goofy big brother.
I can’t wait to see him out and about with twins. I think there will be a perpetual look of bewilderment on his face as he wonders how he got three kids under the age of two and all before turning 31.
If you listen carefully, you can almost hear the trap closing….
lol…
My father actually has 5 kids from my mother between the age of 25 years old (and 1 month precisely) and 1 month before turning 31…my mum was 20 and 3 months when i was born (i am the eldest) and 8 days after turning 26, she had her 5th child….all this while going to college. There is exactally 5 years and 9 months between the eldest and the 5th and youngest child.
She was always graced with a model type of body (5’9″, 125 lbs) inspite of a great appetite and no sport, had small babies, pregancies where she would gain a little less than 20 lbs and people barely noticing she was pregnant until the very last two weeks…thinking she still had a small bump from her last pregancy when she was about the deliver the next one already.
We are separated by 20 months, 20 months, 11 months and 18 months.
She ended up as an international official and my father as a doctor…it was hard for them as she said it but they want it all and it worth it…between jobs, school, exams and babies and friends from college helping with courses when sometimes, she didn’t attend because she had to nurse one or take a sick child back home…
Another friend of my father had 4 kids all born 12 months apart, all in march, 4 years in a row and before turning 29 years old.
Wow! Your parents must have loved each other… a lot!!!
🙂
I actually meant that Chris was single at 27, then husband and dad of three by 31!!
Indeed, they do, since they met when she was 18 and him, 23…to the point that my father has said many times that he will kill himself if my mum had to die before him (just like my grand pap tried to but was stopped by my father who had a knife and was crying loud the night my grand mum died of cancer at 72)…that he is sorry for his babies (he still see us as such even if we are adults) but he can’t live without her.
My father told us that if indeed he decided to finally stay for his kids after a potential death of my mum, that he will never look for another woman but that if he eventually ended up doing it, we should lock him to the next instuitution for a debelitating desease.
We had a conversation three days ago with my mum…she told me with a smile that my father who is a grand father is still jealous of my mum exes…even those who are already dead…lol
Your dad has really set the bar high for your future (or present) husband. It is nice to know that love that exists in real life, even though it will evade most of us.
I don’t think Elsa is the kind of girl who would eat for three…
You’re right Hannah she isn’t. She said in a magazine women shouldn’t use pregnancy to eat whatever they want. Welp!
God he’s beautiful.
I just saw Rush this past weekend and he was breathtaking. In a strange way he reminded me of Brad Pitt and I can’t pinpoint why? Daniel Bruhl. NOW I understand why he’s a thing. I can’t believe he didn’t get an Oscar nod for his role as Niki Lauda. Very impressive.
He has always reminded me of a young Brad Pitt. I think it is the shape of his eyes or maybe a common facial expression.
ETA If you look at the Celebitchy home page, they are almost next to each other and you can compare them. To my eyes, they could be brothers.
Oscar nomination?? Dreamyk, you are adorable.
No, but I’ll take his younger brother, thank you. Dumb, sure, but he’s cuuuuuuute…!
So hard. So so so hard *Unffff*Obviously the “Thor” wig makes a difference but does anyone think that he looks COMPLETELY different between when he’s bulked/trained for Thor and just randomly walking around? I watched the Oscar nominations and thought he looked very different.
He has another child from a previous relationship. He and the child’s mother keeps it quiet so there are four children.
^^^ This right here is why I read the comment section on blogs and news articles.
?!?!?!?
WHAT??? NO!!! DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS – I dont buy it. Doesnt fit.
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE!
BOLLOCKS!!
His body is great, i am not really into his face but he seems like a nice guy.
Id hit it til it broke, then hit it some more.
Being a tall gal (5’9″) it always pisses me off a bit when I see a tiny woman with a tall dude. I believe The Hems is what, 6’4? ‘6’5? Yeah, us tall gals like to gaze up into a man’s eyes too!!
*Fist bump of tall girl solidarity* 5″10″ here. My ex was closing in on 6″ 4″. He ended up being a total jackhole but my word, it was nice to at least feel like a small delicate flower (even if that’s the furthest from what I’ll ever be…)
Exactly. I dont want a guy I tower over or a guy who barely has an inch over me. Tall gals like to feel sheltered and protected too!
Thats why guys like Prince, Lenny Kravitz, Johnny Depp never did a thing for me. Too short and too fey. I cant deal with a guy who wears the same size shoe I do!
Supposedly 6’3” (and Liam is 6’4”). I am 5’8” so I feel your pain!
I’m 5’9″ and dated a guy who was 5’6″, imagine that. My current guy is only 5’10” but he’s hot so that makes up for it. BTW my C/B hubby RDJ is only about 5’7″ or 5’8″
I like my men thicker set and broad in the shoulder. Hollywood has so many dweeby, sissy boys on parade. Chris gets my vote.Lots of Midwestern men are well-built too.
I wasn’t into him, then I heard him speak last week. Holy!!! I love his voice.
Oh I’d hit him so hard, so hard . . .
Chris is bulking up for the next Avengers movie. Put on the Thor wig from the last movie and phrwooaarr……
This is the first time I have heard of a love child. If true I don’t understand the secrecy; it’s not a career-ender this day and age. Now unless these circumstances occurred:
This is an outside child conceived while with Patacky.
The would-be baby-momma was dating/married to someone else at the time of conception.
The sidechick was under the age of consent.
That’s a wrecking ball to the family man image. But if Chris and the alleged woman were free agents at the time this baby was made I don’t see the problem.
I need to know about this love child! I’ve never heard of this until now!
Wikipedia lists only one child.
Now that’s a guy I’d hit even if his face is a little lacking for me- i prefer squarer jaw lines and a little bit fuller lips. Oh yeah I know that’s been picky.
I’ve got a thing for tall,macho,manly guys even though am not tall- roughly 5″7.
*Geez,TMI.
Avengers3, can’t wait.
No I wouldn’t hit it because I’d go cross eyed trying to stare into his freaky too close together eyes.
He has a lazy eye as well though I wonder if I’m the only one that noticed it.
This-ness!
I love it. He’s a tall, gorgeous, filthy-rich movie star–and he walks around in board shorts, baggy Ts, and a baseball cap.
He’s even tamed the famewhore in Elsa. I can’t help but think this guy has a sane and sensible (and pretty) head on his (broad) shoulders.
Yes, yes I would. Loving the buff bod- hot!
Would I hit it?
Not in those clothes. Geesh, dudebro. Gee-yeeesh.
yes
Those arms!!!
No I would not, he is gorgeous but…no appeal there, dear Hemsworth fans, sorry!
Let’s put it this way… More for all of you 🙂