Here are some photos of Liam Neeson in England, outside of the BBC studios, still promoting Non-Stop. Liam is a big man. He’s really, really huge. He’s tall and broad with shoulders and legs for miles. He’s also HUGE in the other way – ex-girlfriends have confirmed that his Irish Thunder is enormous, and Liam ended up confirming it too. So imagine all of that bigness, all of that dongtasm, all in a tiny confined space like an airplane bathroom. Now imagine he’s banging you in that airplane bathroom. Because that totally happened. Seriously, this is the best promotion for a plane movie ever.
Liam Neeson has confessed to being a celebrity member of the mile-high club after ‘getting frisky’ on a plane.
The Irish actor admitted to a few naughty acts mid-air, but remembers one particular steamy session.
“I joined the mile-high club many years ago. I remember it was on a Lufthansa flight,” he said.
But he insisted that’s where his rule-breaking stopped and he never attempted a quick smoke in the airplane toilet.
“I’m an ex-smoker,” the Ballymena man told WENN.
“I’ve never done that. But I did smoke on airplanes back when you were allowed to.”
The 61-year-old has enjoyed a career revival in the past few years with parts in action movies Taken, Clash of the Titans, The Grey, The A Team and Taken 2.
I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing over this detail: “I remember it was on a Lufthansa flight.” Like, does he even remember the lady? Maybe, maybe not. But he remembers Lufthansa. Anyway, Liam doesn’t say that the mile-high adventure happened in a bathroom, but where else could it happen? I guess if you’re banging a stewardess or a steward, they know where to go. But otherwise… you’d have to use the bathroom. Imagine all that GIRTH in the bathroom. The logistics of it are staggering. I’m going to be thinking about the “logistics” all day. Mmm.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I don’t understand the appeal of doing it on a plane because, really, there is only one place to do it and… yuck!
I was coming here to say the exact same thing! The only thing that could be good is getting ‘handsy’ under a blanket. But the stench of the washroom…..uch!
As for how Liam does it, I didn’t mind thinking about that a little bit. He picked her up and put her against the wall. I think the close quarters would actually work quite nicely. But I’ve never been tempted. Plus people would totally see you go in and come out together. However, if Liam ever asks, I’ll meet him in there.
You low down dirty shame… But I’m right there with you. 😀
Yes people would totally see you but on an over night flight that risk is mitigated because most people are sleeping.
The logistics of it are complicated. For sure against a wall. 🙂
Generally not my bad because I hate plane bathrooms but in first class(less bathroom users), on an overnight flight with Liam- hell yes!
Love that you mentioned getting handsy because that is pretty much the safest way to fool around on planes. I suspect that most people who have fooled around on a plane have done that.
Friendly skies indeed.
Don’t get TOO comfortable…..I will push each and everyone of you off the plane…..*evil eye*
……….besides, who says it happened in the bathroom? The man has big hands—all you need is a blanket and a ball gag 😉
I so agree. I am very sensitive to smells, and I try really hard no to go into airplane bathrooms for any reason. I find nothing sexy about that smell. Even with Liam.
I also ruin my own fantasies sometimes, like I tried to imagine it without the smell, but all I could imagine was bumbling around in there, trying to get situated, hitting him in the face with your elbow while trying to remove the necessary clothing, etc. Sigh. Just doesn’t work for me.
Except for the plane bathroom thing yes yes and more yes on Liam.
I second your yes. He has got it going on.
I’d rather imagine it all in exclusive first class, solo passengers, and PLENTY of room.
+1.
Next to Pierce Brosnan, Liam is like, the baddest 60 year old guy ever. Love this guy.
I know, right! I have loved him since Rob Roy (mmmm….kilts…Irish thunder under it)
I cannot believe that 61 can be this sexy!
+1
+ me
I am going to assume it was with his wife since they were married for 15 years.
RIP Natasha 🙁
I’m shocked he’s 61. I never would have guessed.
The bathrooms aren’t that small, plus if you feel the need to do it then and there, the ick of the bathroom can easily be put aside.
As Graham Norton would say “well done you!”
Could he be talking about a private plane with plenty of privacy and not in the bathroom, or would that not count?
This was probably during his beyond hot Rob Roy days. If I were a passenger seated near him, I’m pretty sure, using that deep Irish brogue of his, he could have gotten me to do unspeakable things . LOL
I would so rampage with Liam Neeson…mm, yes, indeed I would.
He’s my dad’s age, and I would still hit that. In a plane, on a train, in a car, in a box, with a fox…
Actually, that could be the theme for the next Taken movie.
lunchcoma, so naughty! I’ve reread your comment three times, and laughed all the way through…..
Seriously though–Liam needs to take a look at his threads, every time he needs an ego boost….I would be smug as hell if I were him.
And I would be first in line for a ‘Taken III: Boning Chronicles’….
Oh God, this brought me to tears, thanks for making my day 🙂
Never joined the mile high club myself, but yawn. Tired of celebs talking about their sex lives..
Simply irresistible!
love your comment Lunchcoma! Liam is sex on legs, per Emma Thompson n I agree