I completely forgot about Adam Levine at the VMAs until now. Did any of us even cover him at all at the VMAs? Hahaha, I don’t think we did. Good. It was notable because at the VMAs and Emmys, Adam and Behati Prinsloo made their red carpet debut as a married couple. She’s wearing Prada… it’s not bad. It feels like more of a winter dress, but I kind of like that she went for a more conservative look rather than rock n’ roll. Adam, however, looks like a massive douche. He wore his sunglasses for almost all of the red carpet photos and he barely engaged with Behati. Douchebag. I guess the bloom’s already off that rose.
It actually feels like Jon Hamm has been making a concerted effort to stop with the big coupled-up photo-ops with his long-time girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. Or maybe I’ve just been paying less attention to them? Perhaps. Anyway, Jon lost again. He almost always loses the big awards. He’s never gotten an Emmy. Maybe next year he will, because that will Mad Men’s last season (half-season). Jennifer wore Marchesa. You know how you can tell? Look at that f—ked up hem. That’s another Marchesa Signature.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
That first pose is full of unintentional hilarity.
Douche always poses douchelike.
I hate Behati’s dress.
The Hamm’s Beard deserves it’s own Facebook page.
The Beardaconda!
What is that? It’s like the leg version of the Robin Thicke arm stance.
LMAO. So basically he sets the lady parts on fire for you, huh? I know you want it..
Yeah, she likes to picture him standing just like that at the foot of her bed wearing only the sunglasses.
Faaaack retribution is a bitch! You ladies might have forced me into a medically induced retirement. Ugh!
Maybe he just has gigantic, basketball-sized nuts so it hurts to stand with his legs too close together.
Ladies—I might throw up.
…and it’s not from all the vodka Kool-Aid that Kiddo’s been feeding me.
He totally has nuts like Cisco Adler, which I would post here but then I would be forever be banned from CB. You’ve probably seen them, Kitten, because your a hip cat, so I formerly challenge Kiddo & Goodnames to image google Cisco’s nuts.
*I’m laughing so hard right now, it’s ridiculous.
Oh my balls!
That is the most epic sac I’ve ever seen. Those nuts deserve their own Facebook page.
*swigs Kool-Aid*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
Oh Kiddo, you are so nuts.
BIG nuts.
Whispers “please pass the Koolaid-Aid” then passes out, muttering something about deleting history from ipad.
Levine stands like the lame ass he is. And both beards/stubbles are making my cheeks weep.
His pose is ruining the pictures of her dress.
We ought to start a pool for the inevitable divorce.
@Mimif. Dear Ms. Mimif,
I am writing you on behalf of my client, Kri, who through no fault of her own has been confined to a “special wing” of an undisclosed “facility” due to your suggestion of looking at a greasy cretin named Cisco Adler’s ball sack. I am afraid that my client is now begging for a circular skull and trepanning kit, whilst attempting to install an eyewash station in her padded “room”. We hope to release her by the end of the year, but we must ask you to cease and desist on the matter of Mr. Cisco and his balls. My client’s sanity depends on it.
Thank you,
Balzac, Skrowtem, and Nutzz ESQ.
So grossssss man can’t stand that Adam dude! But damn Jon Hamm😍😍
I don’t see much that’s gross about Adam and Behati. How he’s standing is irrelevant. Guys are not going to be concerned about the placement of their legs on the red carpet. I don’t really like how the netting fits at the neckline of her dress but otherwise they look cute together, maybe a little less happy than before? I like seeing photos of Jon and Jennifer. They always look so happy together, like they’re matched perfectly.
So you don’t think he’s standing like that because he has giant nuts, then?
Lmao you are killing me today.
Oh my god
If I had to choose between Adam Levine and having a colonoscopy with a garden hose while being wide awake…..well, even that one is no contest. I cannot, will not with him. Ever.
Lol oh thank you for this. Kiddo and GoodNames just tried to kill me, but your post hath brought me back to life. 😀
You can do a twofer. Adam is ready:
http://www.details.com/images/health-fitness/celebrity-workout/201112/adam-levine/adam_pose_3_thumb.jpg
Da fuq is wrong with you today?! I can’t laugh anymore. I have no laughs left to give.
(I’m laughing)
Both. He’s gross, and she’s cute. For now.
A front man for a real rock band would not even be at the Emmy’s; too establishmentarian and corporate – oh, that’s right this is Adam Levine we’re talking about – imagine Robert Plant or better flamboyant Freddie Mercury, from back in the day, at one of these industry snooze fests; they would steal the show.
Kaiser, I love your posts! You always hit the nail on the head. Adam Levine is such a cheeseball. I HATE Marchesa. Their designs are such hot messes.
I do, however, like Behati’s dress. It’s demure and ladylike. She’s not all sexed up like everyone else in entertainment. Which I find refreshing.
I don’t care about Adam, but Behati looks beautfiul. I love the dress.
Boy has Jennifer ruined her formerly lovely face with all that plastic surgery. Wow.
I was waiting on someone to notice/comment on that. It’s a thing of nightmares. She needs to STOP with the additives and surgeries. *shudders*
I can SEE the outline of her cheek fillers!!! Yuuuuuuuck.
Behati’s dress is OK – pretty but too much fluff in the skirt. Just too fussy for her frame.
Adam is just Adam. He always tends towards douchery. I don’t think that’s a reflection of their marriage, just his inner d-bag.
That said, does anyone seriously think this marriage will last ??