Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian outside of the DASH store in LA yesterday, ruining what was probably a planned photo-op and pap-stroll. Considering the sheer number of photos of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, the paparazzi got the tip to be outside of the DASH store at a certain time. And then Kim didn’t want to wear her sunglasses and thus she ruined the photo-op by shielding her eyes. Ugh. So, her outfit. She’s really starting to gain weight, but she still insists on wearing midriff-baring ensembles. Poor Kim.
Radar’s sources claim this week that Kim is really not ready to have another baby because North has already overwhelmed her. She might have to – GASP! – hire another nanny. Ha.
The family “does not think she is ready to handle another child!” According to the source, Kardashian, 34, “can barely take care of one kid as it is.” Kardashian has admitted to having hired help to deal with daughter North, who just turned two.
“But having a second child will give her even more reason to hire more help,” says the source.
Even after announcing that she is expecting a second bundle of joy to add to her family, Kardashian has not slowed down at all.
“Everyone knows that you can be a functionally working mother with one child,” the source tells radar. “But they’re worried that Kim won’t be able to handle two kids. She’ll need to get even more outside help than she already has.”
Lord, are we even supposed to be pearl-clutchy about this? Of course Kim and Kanye are going to hire more nannies. That being said, I think that Kim and Kanye both have done a better job at being hands-on parents now that North is a little bit older. When North was really little, I don’t think Kanye was around that much and it seemed like Kris Jenner was mainly taking care of North. I expect the second kid will be different.
Also – Kim doesn’t know how to spell Giorgio Armani. I would make fun of her for that, but I have to look up “Giorgio” every time too, because I am a terrible speller. You can read about Kim’s Twitter incident here.
Last thing – Kim did a video for Glamour.com. It’s like a “Where Will I Be In Ten Years” sort of thing. It’s pretty vapid, but what did you expect?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Well, her butt certainly looks pregnant. Sad.
And it looks like her feet are already swelling in those heels!
Thats all I could see in the photos, fat ankles already well I should say swollen. This pregnancy is going to be worse than the previous sausage stuffing I think.
Like the jacket but the rest of the outfit was made for someone much more svelte than her and and not pregnant.
You mean a working mother (I use the term ‘work’ loosely but whatever her career actually is she sure does a lot of it and yes that would require being away from your baby) hires HELP?!?! Shaddup!! Get outta here! That’s crazy!
Can we all just touch on the implication here that there’s a snarky undertone to a woman not being barefoot and giving up her job (again, whatever that may be) to stay at home 24/7 with her child? I mean, okay, it’s Kim and she’s fun as hell to dislike but is the same said of La Jolie, Tina Fey or any other more appreciated female celebrities out there? I don’t like the tone here at all.
I don’t think that’s where the snark comes from. I think it stems from the fact that she was “overwhelmed” by motherhood.
Please spare us the Kim is a working mother just like Jolie and others. Kim carries that child around for pap shots like she’s a pup in a tote.
At least AJ kids appears to be happy and as if their mom and dad actually spend time with them away from the cameras. North is alway sporting the get me away from this woman baby bitch face. I doubt Kim spends time with this child when she’s not working, if you call taking pap walks working.
As for that letter, keep on trolling us Kim. Yep it takes a lot of long hours of work to become that good at trolling.
Let’s be fair here, ANY celebrity that’s papped with their kids is doing the whole ‘pup in a tote’ routine. Love Jolie but she definitely has the means to ensure her kids privacy to the last, flouncing through an airport with her entire little ducklings in a row is no better than North West being trotted out, it’s all for publicity.
Also I think you’re rather naive to base a baby’s facial reaction to shouting paparazzi as any kind of indicator of anything other than how upsetting that situation must be for them at the time. The Jolie-Pitt kids are older and well schooled in how to perform for the photographers, so you can’t really compare the two… In fact, I’m rather confused as to why you compared them to begin with?
My point was no one would criticise any other celebrity female for getting help and listed an example. Don’t know why you’re comparing their kids of all things.
What exactly is Kim’s job, we all wonder. It’s being a spokesperson, and the subject of photography sessions. For this, and her TV show, she gets up (she says) at 5 am for full hair and makeup. Now, if it were any normal person, when you’re not being professionally needed (spokesperson or model), don’t you cut back on the makeup and pull your hair up in a ponytail? Maybe throw on some leggings and a big shirt, and run some errands or meet peeps for lunch. When you’re suffering from a severe (she says) bout of morning sickness, maybe have a day on the sofa watching movies or reading. Kim is seen nearly every day in full hair and makeup, and some ridiculous outfit, when the day’s requirement of her is not professional. So her job, she would consider, is looking good for the cameras, day in and day out. Even the lowest employee in the largest company can take a day or 12 to call out sick. So if she’s busy busy busy, and needs nannie(s) it’s because it’s her choice. That’s fine and dandy, and all mothers can probably agree that had we the money we would have loved to have had a little help, but let’s call a spade a space — she doesn’t NEED the nannies, she WANTS the nannies. To me, that’s a big difference. For crying out loud, the TV show that sucks up a lot of her time is SUPPOSEDLY a reality show, evidencing their ‘every day life.’ If she wasn’t such a vain waste of flesh her reality show wouldn’t be such a time suck. You do your thing, cameras follow you around. She has very little LEGITIMATE business happenings.
Kim has always had 24/7 nannies, not just one nanny. She had a night nurse because she needed her 8-10 hours beauty sleep and to be available for her big baby Kanye. Neither she nor Kanye have been diapering, bathing, or feeding the child (Kim is well known for hating messes, and babies are messy), which are major bonding moments for preverbal babies. She obviously weaned Nori at the speed of light, although she pretended to breastfeed a little longer. This was when she was sequestered away for months until she was able to show off her new body, so outside work wasn’t an obstacle. Kim has routinely told tall tales about Nori that are developmentally impossible and reveal that Kim relies on bits and pieces of stories other people tell her rather than on extensive personal experience. When interviewers asked more questions than in her script, she fell back on the idea that her favorite thing was to watch Nori while she slept…. Have you ever asked a mom about her baby/toddler? They can talk non-stop about all the cute and amazing things the little rugrats do, because they actually spend time with the kid and interact regularly, even if also working an outside job. Kim just didn’t spend much time with Nori and it was obvious.
More to the point, the child showed no indication of bonding to Kim in videos and still pictures even when Kim was posing her hardest in “bonding shots” taken at home with familiar people behind the camera or with a zoom lens by a lone photographer. The child simply did not respond in the normal way to Kim but instead showed signs of real distress (notice clenched fists, always pulling away, always reaching out to someone else, etc.) Nori has become more used to Kim over the past year, but she still doesn’t respond normally to her (she does show bonding with Kourtney and Khloe, so nothing is wrong with the kid). Kim had no idea how to comfort Nori when she melted down at fashion shows (to which she never would have been taken if Kim actually knew her child or anything about children in general).
Pathologically self-absorbed, narcissistic mothers are very difficult for babies and toddlers, and in Kim’s case her face is so often devoid of emotion that this adds to the problem. Nori does have people in her life who interact normally with her, so she is not in the situation most children are when stuck with an emotionally inaccessible parent. She doesn’t need to be loyal to Kim, because Kim is not her only option. I really wish Kim would get some therapy for her many issues. Instead, she seems to be getting worse over time. She really missed out on time with Nori she can never get back. Some have speculated that she will relate better to a boy. Don’t know if it will work out that way.
The Jolie-Pitt kids seem very relaxed around their parents and we hardly ever see them in pap photos. I doubt that their parents set up such things. Their parents also don’t try to hide the nannies and tutors the way Kim does. Kim has a financial arrangement with paps and gets a commission from some of them. She very definitely calls the paps herself, that has been confirmed many times. There are some situations that Kim can’t control so well, but in those cases she should have the sense to have the kid take another route or at least cover her up with a blanket to block the flashes and muffle the loud noises. She doesn’t because Nori is a prop and must be clearly seen.
Wow, Jwoolman, this is an excellent assessment! I completely agree with everything you’ve stated.
Omg that video… It was like watching Clueless.
She is so vapid that it hurts. I wonder what is like to be in Kim’s “mind”…No stress,no worries, no touch with reality. It must be amazing.
Ugh! As if!
At least Clueless was entertaining. Watching that video was like watching paint dry. Kim is a vapid shell of a person.
Clueless was fun. I like it too…but is a movie.
This airhead exists and makes millions!
I couldn’t sit through all of it. Such shit.
The very first thing she says in the letter to herself (video)
is about her body! Really!
I’m at home recovering from a big operation and a rather long stay in hospital, so am very limited in what I can do. I had the telly on this morning on the Aussie program, Sunrise, when they played this video. It was just playing in the background while I checked my emails, so I could hear it, but not see it. Is that her real voice? I have a real aversion to grown women who still speak like little girls, and her voice stunned me – it’s just not what I expected. Is it an affectation or for real? You’re all correct in your assessments – she is so vapid, clueless, narcissistic and self-absorbed that it embarrasses me. I’m starting to wonder about her poor daughter. She’s just a baby now, and Kim can bring her out like a toy, prop or accessory whenever it suits her, but when North gets older, will Kim see her as competition? I’ve seen it happen with people who were considered to be grounded, laid back and normal, so it’s not beyond the realm of possibility.
Enjoy how you look now, which is nothing like you looked 10 years ago, or will look 10 years in the future. I hope you learned how to keep your eyes moisturised because you lost the ability to blink in 2019.
Deep as a muthafunkin dried up puddle.
Kim is the first woman to ever have a second child okay?
You people don’t even KNOW, like okay so there’s one child and she has to like get her ready and make sure she’s camera friendly but then North West whines when she has to wear a leather jacket and it’s like “Nooorrrrrttth, this is gonna look SO good on you!” so then, like, she finally gets the jacket on her and they stroll out looking so bad-ass BUT THEN there’s like another baby!
I mean, I know Kim has two arms but seriously people…it’s just asking a lot of Kim okay? Ugh, and then there’s like hiring a nanny? What? Another non-famous person taking up space? Ugh, not cool. It’s just SO hard.
Perfect. 🙂
And it was AMAZING.Another favorite of hers.And that whole video was stupid.I can’t believe a grown woman would post something like that.
I feel like if Rihanna wore this I would be into it? You’re pregnant girl, this is the time to wear comfy things! Stop fighting it oh my god she always looks miserable bc she’s insists on being a fashion gal all the time.
Please don’t classify Kim as a working mother because her job does not fit the definition of working.
Once, just once, I wish the paps would ignore her “calls” and not show up. That would be a magical day.
I hope you’ll stay the queen of contouring? Sooo deep man.
She actually started okay with wishing well things for her family, but then it became pretty vapid pretty fast.
Its like, literally, like 10 years from now? Like, i mean literally, I don’t recognize my face from like 10 years ago
No mention of Rob.. I guess he won’t be apart of her life in 10 years. I mean he is her ONLY brother. Did she talk about the new baby or was this before she knew she was pregnant.
I like the shoes..
Oh my God she didin’t even mention her brother! How horrible is that?!
Did she mention Kanye? Or Bruce? I wasn’t paying that much attention, her voice made me sleepy.
While searching for the In Touch John Edwards story, I came across a thumbnail saying Rob was suing his family. I didn’t click it. Does anyone have any info on this?
What’s with her not wanting to wear sunglasses and then covering her face so the paps she called can’t get a clear shot? This is a woman who usually has her sunnies glued to her face, who’ll wear sunglasses indoors, yet outdoors, in the summer sun, she doesn’t wear them?
In that first picture of her exiting from the glass door, her lips – especially top one – look more ghastly than usual. Has she had a recent tweak? I really hate that neutral lipstick on her; she looks so much better with a crimson shade of lip colour.
Ok, full braggadocio disclosure here: I’ve NEVER heard her speak, so I don’t know what the letter says. I only realized that a couple of years ago, on this site, with all of you describing her awful voice (I haven’t had a T.V. since the 90s) . And now it’s a game with myself. I have decided to do all in my power never to have to hear her voice. Ergo, I did not click on the vid; I have a record to uphold.
I am 100% with you on this. Sad that this is something I actually pride myself on, but I am determined to not listen to what’s supposed to be the whiniest, most baby-sounding, vocally fried voice ever known.
We shall start a club, a very exclusive club.
You lucky bunny, you’ve actually managed to escape it all these years?
I thought I would too but then I didn’t reckon with advertisements for that stupid reality show featuring her whiny baby voice everywhere. So now I know what it sounds like, and I wish I could un-hear it.
I’m very sad I can’t be a member of the club.
Oneshot, since it was an accident, I think AcidRock and I can grant you an exception. Welcome to the club!
Why is her skirt wearing a merkin?
Hot tea out of the nose is NOT pleasant. Please give a girl a warning next time!
I still say suragrate, this women isn’t really pregnant. Her body looks foolish in that outfit, she’s too short for most of her fashion choices. I really wish they could all disappear, except North.
This doesn’t make sense to me. If she was getting a surrogate, why in the world would she intentionally gain weight? The argument is she was getting a surrogate to keep her body. So she’d have a cute little bump (covered up) instead of getting bigger and showing her midriff skin.
Sorry, conspiracy theorists. I think she was angling for the surrogate route and then got pregnant, herself. I’m sure she’s a little disappointed that the storyline they set up wouldn’t actually play out! My theory is she faked the fertility issues storyline for ratings and to have the surrogate then accidentally got naturally pregnant because there was absolutely nothing wrong with her to begin with…
I think she is pregnant too.Her fake everything is expanding very fast.
She seems to pay attention to online comments. She may have decided that she wouldn’t be believed enough about her fake fertility problems to get the sympathy she wanted for a surrogate, or maybe Kanye just wasn’t comfortable with it. The IVF storyline is almost certainly a cover for gender selection. I don’t know if Kanye realizes this, because that would potentially mean rejecting female embryos. So the fertility problems story might have been especially for Kanye’s benefit as well as a storyline. The advantage to Kim is that this will be her last pregnancy if all goes well. Once Kanye has the son he wants, she can go back on birth control permanently and never deal with the difficulty of body recovery again. If she didn’t do gender selection, there is too much chance of another girl.
If Kim has a girl, then I’m wrong. Having a boy won’t be absolute proof, but circumstantial evidence is pretty extensive. The idea that any doctor would seriously consider her an IVF candidate when her daughter wasn’t even two years old is pretty far-fetched, and she wasn’t taking precautions people do when they have real problems. Plus of course Kim lies as often as she breathes.
jwooman I agree with you.I will be shocked if the baby is a girl.
Kim like, bought a towel, like for the baby bugggy. Then she like, bought a blanket to like, cover the buggy, like, for when she does the like, pap stroll, ya know?
Yeah, she protected Towel Baby better than Real Baby.
Kim Kardashian is hysterical. Imagine in 5 years we find out she was a genius and masterminded a huge social experiment… just to see how long it would take to dumbify us. And then Ashton Kutcher pops out yells… ” Guess what, Amurica? You’ve been Punk’d” and Kim pulls off her fake ass and removes her plastic 2.0 face and says, “it’s true, you have been, my family and I were just apart of a huge social experiment about idiocy in American”. I would die. I would continue eating my sausage link sandwich and choke to death from laughter.
And yes, I sure did make a Punk’d reference. With Trucker hats and Von Dutch shirts 🙂
No matter how many horrible, ill-fitting, and UN-flattering outfits she squeezes into, I am amazed that I can still shock at how poorly (understatement) she can look.
Kudos to Kim, for always upping the game in the sartorial sweepstakes of worst dressed woman ever.
Oh, and nice hommage to Carrie in Sex in the City.
Nuh uh.
sometimes I wonder if she is ready for her youth to start going. Her youth is integral to her existence and worth. When she loses that….she’ll probably jump off a bridge. Sad.
is there any hope she’ll be a better mother to the kid she’s currently gestating, than she is to little North? (and that Baby 2 won’t end up with an equally absurd name?)
(also I would very much like to change my Celebitchy user handle to teacake but don’t want to be banned, is it ok if I announce that here? Or sign off as ‘formerly oneshot’ for a bit?)
Did anyone see the pictures of poor North on her Birthday on the DailyMail?That little girl rarely smiles.Kim was into Kim and looked more comfortable on the carousal pole then anything else.And Kanye, of course always looked like his miserable self and he would like to be anywhere else but with his so called family.This whole family are a bunch of losers.
Yes, I was puzzled by that also. The kid still looked glum at the happiest place on earth. Maybe she had a good time in other pics, especially since her cousins and Aunt Kourtney (and maybe Aunt Khloe?) were there and she relates well to them, but Kim posted these because they were really good pictures of Kim.
Hope the parentals haven’t lost interest in Nori again by the time she’s a few years older and take her again when she’ll be able to remember it. Little kids only lay down brief flashes of conscious permanent memory until they’re much older (well into grade school). They can enjoy it in the moment but not too much longer than that (the period grows longer gradually but is pretty short for a two year old). They can be helped by showing them pics. One friend reported that his five year old was really disturbed when she realized she couldn’t remember her best friend that she hung out with every day when they lived in another country for several years. Fortunately, he was able to show her a lot of photos he took, that made her feel better. This was just a few months after they came home. I know I don’t remember clear details of good friends at that age either (we moved several times in my childhood).
Was this definitely for the show? The K’s don’t seem to spontaneously shell out money themselves for such adventures.
I would suggest going ahead and making the change to your preferred name. You can do the formerly idea for a while in the name or within the message to clarify. People do change their names occasionally here.
I could not finish watching that video. Between her whiney voice, the vapid content and the obvious promotion of the K show it was unbearable.
She actually looks nice here.
Can we get a transcript of the letter? I have trouble listening to Kardashian girls’ voices. There’s just something cringey about them.
I can’t believe I just watched that.
No hopes for Rob or Catelyn, Kim? And Kanye didn’t get a mention because she knows he will have dumped her and she will be on her sixth husband by then.
omgosh and wtf
Of course no mention of Rob.