LeAnn Rimes takes a victory lap/pap stroll in Calabasas: is she hiding a bump?

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Single White Females: they’re just like us! They go grocery shopping and pick up the six-pack of Bounty, just like us! I’ve actually never done the six-pack. I just don’t go through paper towels that much, but maybe the six-pack is cost-effective. Anyway, these are some photos of LeAnn Rimes doing some grocery shopping in Calabasas on Saturday. Do you judge her for not having cloth bags?

This pap stroll could be considered a victory lap, considering LeAnn’s ancient enemy Brandi Glanville was just unceremoniously dumped from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There’s even a rumor that LeAnn will be invited to join the RHOBH cast. If producers thought Brandi was crazy, just wait until they have to deal with LeAnn, amirite? E! compiled a list of possible high-profile candidates for replacement Housewives and the list included LeAnn, Tish Cyrus (Miley’s mom), Tori Spelling (MESS), Jennie Garth (MESS), Denise Richards (hm) and Cindy Crawford (she would never do it). You can see the list here.

This loose dress reminds me of the rumor from two weeks ago that LeAnn and Eddie may be expecting after a successful round of IVF. LeAnn never bothered denying the tabloid report, which makes me suspicious because LeAnn LOVES to talk about how wrong the tabloids are. Hmm… could it be that really is knocked up? I tend to think if she really was expecting, she would be cryptically Instagramming baby-related crap, you know? And she hasn’t been doing that. But this dress is super-loose.

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  1. Abbott says:

    ‘Single White Females: they’re just like us!’

    DEAD.

    • charity says:

      goody, I hope she is preggers. cause when Eddie takes his leave, she will have to share the babe with another woman, would love to see how she deals with that!

  2. Shambles says:

    … Is exactly what she wants us to think.

    For what it’s worth, I don’t think she’s pregnant. I think that’s just a terrible dress. That doesn’t mean she’s not trying to “hide the bump” though.

    • AntiSocialButterfly says:

      The *only* way she would be preggo would be via a sperm donor. And SpecialEd wouldn’t likely tolerate that.
      I’m so tired of these is-she-or-isn’t-she stories. LeMann, newsflash- no one cares.

    • Sugar says:

      That dress is AWFUL. She has the worst taste in clothing but the sad thing is she thinks she has style.

  3. Sonia says:

    She was drinking shots with a Twitter fan last weekend for Ed’s birthday week, and posted pics to prove it! She hasn’t denied anything because she is getting attention, in my opinion. Allegedly. Gotta throw that in there to be cool. If it were true, she would have been posting shots of pee sticks, tweeting pampers to get free diapers, and been checked into the hospital twice for “dehydration” a la Tori Spelling.

    • Janis says:

      Agree. It’s sad that we know crazy, attention-seeking Leanne so well. She’s not pregnant. i thought Eddie got snipped.

      (Totally off topic, she looks dirty and I hate when dresses drag on the ground. So trashy. And what’s with her and tassel purses? UGH!)

    • AntiSocialButterfly says:

      Oh, god the pee sticks…you are so completely right.

  4. Sherrie says:

    I dont beleive it for a second. By now she would have already been pregnant the second they got married. Its a shame she is wasting her time with a deadbeat who doesn’t like to work. It obvious he is with her for the financial part and his toys. Leanne use to be pretty during her Deane days. She always looks like hasn’t showered!

  5. heidi says:

    Working out, drinking, flying hither and yon = not pregnant

  6. Green Is Good says:

    The woman has never seen a Pappz she didn’t like.

    • Byte Me says:

      She’s always aware when the camera is on her, she just looks so please with herself. How many paps will travel deep in the valley to fine her and take her picture outside grocery stores?
      She’s so thirsty and California is so dry.

  7. Susie Q says:

    Well, she is looking thick, but if we’re talking about her middle, I dont’ see a bump :D.

  8. Murphy says:

    I like to buy the 8-packs (or more) when they’re on sale. They last forever, Bounty really is the best.

    Ok Bounty, where’s my $3500?

  9. Jane says:

    Leann is in 7th Heaven because of Brandi’s issue with RHOBH. She was celebrating earlier with a sick picture of her “dancing” her way to the pool on Instagram and singing to a dog. The woman was flipping delirious with being so “happeee”! I’ve also noticed that she hasn’t been “sick” or “injured” for awhile since Brandi’s news. I bet my entire life’s savings the moment Brandi has a new gig Leann is going to be on her death bed, have to go to the dentist for painful “work” done or have another foot injury. Mark my word.

  10. JenniferJustice says:

    I will never watch RHOBH again if they sign SheMan on. Of those listed above, I opt for Denise Richards because she deserves a break, her relationship with Charlie is of interest in and of itself and I want her to make money other than from crazy Charlie. RH is always looking for drama, but honestly, it gets old so fast, I’d really rather see some normalcy and some decent people. Normalcy can be interesting because what’s normal to them isn’t necessarily normal to us and I’m not referring to drama… Just what they have to deal with outside of eachother.

    On another note, I hope to God LeAnne is not pregnant and never gets pregnant. I realize it would seem like justice on some level for her to have a child, lose Eddie to the next mistress, and have to deal with single parenthood and a schmuck for a baby daddy, but I can’t celebrate that at innocent kids’ expense. I don’t even think that would happen necessarily, but I definitely think she would be a horrible mother simply because she is neurotic, selfish, and completely unstable. No baby please. I wouldn’t trust her with a Cabbage Patch!

    • klein says:

      Denise Richards would be genuinely interesting and you’re right, she deserves a break.

      Leann deserves to find out what a hard shifts work in a supermarket or restaurant feels like.

    • Christin says:

      Any of the other options would likely have a broader name awareness, too. It has been rumored that Tish loves being in or at least close to the spotlight, and as her daughter’s star fades, I could see her doing the show.

  11. heidi says:

    On June 15 or June 16, Leann was in New York City taking shots with Eddie and her fan who harasses Brandi. Is Leann drinking while pregnant?

    That’s the same dress she wore to Jake’s soccer game on March 22. She wasn’t pregnant when she wore it in March, so why would she be pregnant now that she is wearing it again?

    Leann was shopping because that day she was throwing a party for Eddie and his friends at Lizzy’s house. We know that they were partying at Lizzy’s house on Saturday because Leann spent her night on twitter posting photos and videos and then tweeting about OITNB and to Taryn Manning. To get Eddie to participate in the happy family staged Father’s Day photo-op, Leann had to throw a party for Eddie and his friends and provide all the supplies. Leann was papped yet again on Sunday grocery shopping again, so we know that all the stuff she bought on Saturday never made it to her house.

    Leann hasn’t denied the pregnancy rumors because she is too busy taunting
    Brandi.

    • notreality says:

      lr still managed to find time to do a bit of swf’ing. brandi had lea delaria on her podcast on 6/17. she admitted to never watching it prior to lea being on, but being a fan instantly. fast forward to “she who shall not be named” mad tagging taryn manning for attention. maybe a coincidence, maybe not.

  12. Keeks says:

    I agree with some of these comments. She is enjoying the attention, but is not pregnant. If she was preggers, she would be wearing outfits revealing the bump. The fact that she is hiding or not commenting is that she wants us all to think she is hiding but there is nothing there but a gut feeling her man is double dipping.

  13. ncboudicca says:

    It’s driving me crazy that her dress is dragging on the ground.

    • cookie says:

      Her feet and hair are always dirty, can you imagine the filthy house they live in.

  14. Christin says:

    We are close to the rock bottom of boredom with this one, when discussing paper towel quantity and cloth or paper bags is genuinely more interesting.

  15. kcarp says:

    Not using cloth bags is really low on the list of things to shade Leann for. She may be like the rest of us who keep them in the laundry room by the door but forget them every single time.

    I dont know that the dress would be that loose if it wasn’t too long. Hey Leann find a tailor or better yet have your kept man learn how to do an iron on hem.

  16. Mrs Odie says:

    Don’t look for a bump. Want to know if a woman is in early pregnancy? Weird asymmetrical acne patches, a pillow under her chin, and big boobs. The bump doesn’t show up until month 5 or 6. Maybe sooner on a super skinny girl, but if it’s a first baby, unlikely.

  17. G says:

    Haha for what it’s worth i am kind of glad she and Eddie are still together if only to drive her haters crazy! She has some nasty ones who really go to far.

    • Deanne says:

      Why woukd they not be together? Eddie has no job but gets to live a luxurious lifestyle and take constant vacations. She pays for the expenses of his entire family and he can have all the side pieces he wants, without worrying she’ll leave him. She can’t divorce him because she’ll lose face. Part of me feels sorry for LeAnn because she’s married to a man who is with her for her money and who seems more in love with himself than anyone else. I’ve always thought they’d stay together. Eddie’s got it too good and as long as lack of money ( LeAnn’s) never becomes a factor, Eddie will be sticking around. Where would he go?

      • Tate says:

        Yeah, unemployed Ed is not going anywhere as long as she is providing the booze, vacations and looking the other way when it comes to side pieces. You win LeAnn!! Lucky you!

      • Katrina says:

        This. As awesome it would be if they got divorced, it’s not happening. #1, Eddie isn’t leaving the breadwinner, the family cook, and babysitter to his kids. #2, I truly believe that he hates Brandi more than he loves LeAnn, so he would never want to please her in any way.

      • why? says:

        Leann is obsessed with having a daughter because she is jealous of Eddie’s relationship with Elisa’s daughter. Elisa posted a photo of Eddie and her daughter sitting in Leann’s backyard with his arms around her. She also posted a photo of Eddie holding her daughter when she was a baby.

    • why? says:

      As many people have pointed out, Leann was drinking 7 days ago with Eddie and her fan in NYC, so she isn’t pregnant.

    • cookie says:

      Who wants a washed up diseased peen. Ha, Lele got the biggest loser. She had to get in the gutter, you know Eddies likes alley cats. The world laughs at her, would you want that for your daughter?

  18. Puravidacostarica says:

    She posted a photo of a little girl on her Instagram. Perhaps this website is what she reads with her morning coffee and Adderall dose?

    • Deanne says:

      Her obsession with having a little girl is strange to me. Sitting around naming her imaginary daughter when she’s not even pregnant and bragging about the boys helping to name their non-existent sister and it being a bonding experience is both odd and sad. Does she not know she could have a boy? Eddie already has two and it’s likely they’d have another. She reads every comment about herself so I’ll give her the truth. LeAnn, if you ever did get pregnant, it isn’t guaranteed to be a girl. I know that you are used to getting your own way but this is one thing that being a spoiled, narcissist stalker won’t change. Perhaps you should go find another married man with daughters, help break up that family and claim the daughters as yours. I’m sure Eddie will still let you take the boys on pap strolls and use them in staged photo ops if you offer him enough money.

      • Katrina says:

        I can just see the hashtags now: #daddysgirl #daddyslittleprincess #protective #omgshesnevergoingtobeabletodate #LOL

      • Jess says:

        I’ve noticed her obsession with having a little girl, and I think she does that simply to irk Brandi, giving Eddie a daughter would be the only thing Brandi hasn’t done first. Or she may truly want a daughter but it makes me feel bad for the boys because she obviously doesn’t want another one, either way LeAnn is just sick and twisted.

      • cookie says:

        What a scum bag Eddie is, he uses Leann to get back at Brandi who kicked him to the curb. He got stuck with the ugly one, no job, no Hollywood friends, no new TV or movie rolls, so he has to stay.

      • Christin says:

        Sometimes I wonder if it is a combination of wanting a girl because he doesn’t have one (that we know of, at least) AND wanting to mold a daughter into her mini-me.

        I think her parent(s) pushed the child prodigy idea on her so she could earn a living for them. Even though she has said she missed her childhood, I could see her doing the same to a daughter. Who knows, in years to come, she might even try to set up a mother-daughter singing team like the Judds, because we all can assume she wouldn’t stay in the wings.

  19. The back of that dress bunched up and hanging on the ground looks pure ghetto. She sure looks like she’s in a mood walking out of that store. Must not have seen her buddy pap yet or Ed isnt answering his phone. How many times are sites going to play the is she or isn’t she game? Nobody really cares except to comment and say who cares! Lol.

  20. RN says:

    Yes, I was judging her for not bringing her own bags. It’s easy enough to keep them in the back of your car. Where I live, the stores no longer offer plastic bags (thankfully) and you have to pay extra to get paper bags.

    Between the dress dragging on the ground and that ugly fringe bag, she looks unkempt as usual.

  21. Miran says:

    Oh come on. This is Leann. If she were pregnant she wouldn’t be hiding the bump. She’d be shopping in a bikini top.

  22. Mzizkrizten says:

    If she is in early stages of pregnancy I understand her not wanting to tweet/insta it yet, might jinx it.

    • why? says:

      She was in NYC drinking just 7 days ago with Eddie and one of her fans. She isn’t pregnant or in the early stages of pregnancy.

    • Janis says:

      You must be kidding. As stated above, she’s post the pee sticks…..

    • cookie says:

      Ya, binge drinking and laxatives is her way of life. She will never have a child, she needs to suck Eddie’s toes and things to keep her hubby.

  23. Jess says:

    Please, she’s not pregnant. She would’ve been “accidentally” knocked up within the first few months of being with Eddie if it were possible. I have no doubt he’s snipped, and he’s just enjoying all of her money as long as he can and has no desire for a baby with her, his responses on their reality show made that clear.

    Also, she shouldn’t wear anything backless, she’s way too wide and it looks awful.

  24. Katrina says:

    ” I tend to think if she really was expecting, she would be cryptically Instagramming baby-related crap, you know?”

    THIS.

  25. Miss wilso says:

    Not sure if anyone has mentioned this because I haven’t read the comments yet BUT… When her and Eddie were just in NYC for his bday her friend posted a pic of the three of them drinking shots together so pretty sure she isn’t pregnant.

  26. CharlotteCharlotte says:

    LeLe has been playing the game for years. Her sycophants call her ‘mama’. It’s really very sad.

    As much as her having to time share a baby with Eddie’s new piece would be poetic justice, it would not be fair on the child. Also, I think it’s easier for Eddie to just stay married to LeAnn. As long as he plays nice for the occasional pap shots, and allows himself to be bought for Instagram pics, he can pretty much continue in his dirty dog life. If he ever leaves her, his life would be worth sh1t with the stalking she would pull. We ain’t seen anything yet.