Just know that because these are the Grammys there will be people dressed worse than this whom you’ve also never heard of. These are just the ones who stuck out for me and I’m sure I missed a few.
First off is a singer from Cameroon named Dencia whose Wikipedia page was just deleted in the last 24 hours for being the work of her PR person. (The official reason is “Unambiguous advertising or promotion.”) So I can’t get more information on her. She does have a YouTube channel and her most viewed video has around 300k views. It’s a terrible song called Beri Beri with lyrics like “like a motorcar you want to bash me.”
Dencia was wearing pink Hello Kitty pajamas embellished with sequin crosses, random bits of mirrors and little angel wings framing her crotch. There were actual stuffed Hello Kitties sewn on the legs and in her giant blonde crimped wig. I was watching the E! Livecam of the red carpet and I tried to take a screenshot of this mess to put on Twitter but she was gone too fast. In the video below, with people screaming her name, just know that there’s a guy standing off to the side with a dry erase board to let them know who she is. Oh and she had on shoes with glued on shells, buttons and board game pieces on them.
Manika is also a singer, and her Wiki page is intact as of now. She was in this tacky ARThur Christine dress featuring tassel rhinestones and a sheer mullet skirt. Her ass was actually hanging out the back of this. This is next level shameless.
Joy Villa, also a singer, looked like a sexy villain from Land of The Lost in a bone-inspired corset thing. You can see her pasties through that dress, but at least she’s wearing some. She’s got a tulle headpiece, train, spider gloves, a purse that looks like a Rubik’s Cube (points for that) and she topped it all off with a choker.
Here’s a woman called Z Lala who took this whole process a bit more seriously than Joy Villa or whomever that was. She chose her accessories carefully so as not to overwhelm her alien-look hat, which seems to have been achieved with modge podge and a balloon.
You know she’s looking at her hands here and wishing she’d added the gloves.
Lisa Lampanelli is the only person here I’ve ever heard of before. She’s a comedian who had gastric surgery a few years ago. She looks like a Smurf Q-tip. Also, I don’t know why I’m focusing on this when there’s so much fug going on, but that’s a Christmas sweater. That should have been put away after the holidays.
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Funny how these nobodies are trying so hard to get some attention
So this is the result of that sh*- GaGa started. Now, everyone is walking around dressed like a damn clown, for attention.
That pos thing she’s wearing isn’t a HK onesie. That’s a onesie with stuffed animal HKs sewn on.
I have HK onesies and this isn’t it. How dare you
I love that you have a HK onesie, and can spot a fake one.
Actually… people were doing this in the 18th century. There are letters complaining about the ridiculous revealing costumes rich people (men and women both) would wear for attention even then. And when I say “revealing,” I mean showing more than Manika is up there. That’s my period of research, but I would be totally unsurprised if we found some cuneiform tablets from ancient Babylon with people complaining about exactly the same thing.
I love them all, but I think my favorite is the Hello Kitty.
Don’t know if you mean that sarcastically but me too GNAT. Silly, crazy outfits are a major highlight of award shows for me. Bless those who dare.
Lisa Lampinelli is a racist I hate her comedy
She was absolutely horrible to one female constestant on Celebrity Apprenctice, how she got mostly away with it is shocking. And the gastric band really ages some people.
OMG… THAT’S the Lisa from Celeb Apprentice?! Good lawd … just… durn. O.o
OMG! We saw her recently and it was horrible. I wish we had walked out. I was hoping that she would get funny at some point. Never again.
This is like the shooting of fish in a Barrel, do not give these Not Even Has Beens the attention they crave so as To see em in bad dressed lists, it’s Truly like feeding a Trash can Fire with oxygen
They’re worse than Has Beens. They’re Never Weres. I guess everyone wants to be famous for nothing now thanks to the Kardashians and other reality tv “stars” and YouTube “artists”.
So much to say here
I think that denica bleaches her skin which is why her hands and feet are covered
The girl with the butt out….just no. Looks like the mall club store version of a met gala look.
The alien dress is actually awesome and like artwork and the added gloves would have made it too goth I think but they could have worked. These are creative people and artists I think it’s nice to see the avant garde.
Lampenelli is a racist joke who made a name in part for her shock value discussions about sex with black men. Here to me she looks like a lesbian so..wtf. I smell a racist and she looks awful on literally every level, head to toe. But comedians often look bad. …
your first remark…. really?
this cb-post left me speechless XD
yup she’s known in the industry for advertising her own bleaching cream after she lightened her skin
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oh I meant the ‘so much to say here’
I could just look at my screen in disbelief at the buffoonery displayed by these ladies
I knew her name sounded familiar. She is quite proud of her skin bleaching if I recall. Smh.
whoa, I just Googled….wow. Wow. So much going on there, wow.
These girls who bleach their skin always end up looking sickly and washed out. Whatever your natural color is, it always looks better!
They must be terrible singers if they have to dress like that.
Jesus what happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was almost hot for like, a minute then she lost the weight and now she’s gone full on butch?
Hello Kitty woman has a butt plug dangling from her ankle. Classy.
It’s pretty sad when you have to make yourself look like a fool so people will notice your voice.
I just came here to comment that u can base their lack of talent by their lack of clothes.
Who are these people?
I’m going to give it to Joy Villa, nothing says desperate for attention like wearing a leather rib cage as evening wear. Good luck not having your ass slip through the straps.
Also TOTALLY wouldn’t have recognized Lisa without the tag, Geez.
Den is…yeah I’m going to need Cameroon to take her back. She’s been trying for years and I still don’t want her over here.
Welp, is Dencia the one of the skin bleaching cream? I remember her from Lupita’s speech a few years ago. Nothing nice to see here!
Dencia looks like Beyonce a bit with that makeup.
Dencia used to be dark (lupita nyongo kind of dark) but now she’s so light.
That sounds dangerous.
I love all of these outfits because they are so out there and people look like they’re having fun and don’t care what others think. It’s a nice antidote to the Oscars where everyone looks beautiful yet bland and very conformist.
Kind of agree. Dencia’s outfit is awful, but in a fun, creative way. You can honestly say you’ve never seen it before. And I absolutely LOVE Joy Villa’s look from the extensions to the actual costume.
+ 1 Half the fun of the Grammies for me is seeing the tacky / over-the-top ensembles. Bring it on.
I’d love to agree with what you said, but I believe that at least two of these women only dressed like this for shock value and because they knew people would discuss them (not even them, but their clothes) – not because they were feeling incredibly free. An honest YAY for being daring and doing things differently, but apart from that most of these choices aren’t winning me over. Oddly enough, the only (… I think I can safely say) ‘costume’ I kind of like is Z Lala’s outfit – except for the silver bra. A black bra would’ve been a lot better IMO.
Hello Kitty for the win.
So this is what fashion looks like when all the thirsty people end up in one place.
Omg, Manika. Haha. I was reading about her on Dlisted and I googled her and saw her twitter feed. She took MK’s line about Adele seriously.
https://twitter.com/ManikaOfficial/status/699423723145662464
I bet she has this alert thing so this CB post will land on her FB and twitter feed as an endorsement from CB and proof that she’s famous. I also read an ONTD expose post about her which was hilarious ( yes, I have too much time). No hate here. A lot of popstar wannabes in LA have rich parents paying for their careers. Manika is not unique. She’s no different from Hollywood spawns trying their luck in showbiz. Now how she got the gig of opening for One Direction amazes me.
What a fun post. If it’s not already an annual thing on Celebitchy, it should be!
dencia owns a line of best selling bleaching products called whitenicious. she’s a dolt who thinks shes africas nicki minaj.
Dencia’s heels are so crazy that they work for me in a weird sort of way.
Is being naked fashion?
I see the new cast members for RuPaul’s Drag Race are looking for attention.