I can count, on one hand, the number of times I’ve peed outside in the open air. I’m a private-bathroom person (only child!) and I absolutely loathe peeing outdoors. Thinking back on it… I think it’s only been three times? And two of those times involved one ill-conceived camping trip. Obviously, Jennifer Lawrence is nothing like me. Jennifer Lawrence will pee and barf wherever she wants. And she’ll tell all of her peeing and barfing stories on national television, because she’s so real, you guys. Isn’t it SO funny that she’s so real? She’s so real that she destroys sacred rocks with her ass. And it’s so funny that she just pees on her mom’s lawn for no real reason. I’m not really sure what the point of this story is?
The gist is that Jennifer Lawrence brought a photo of herself and her mother, which features her mom sitting in a chair with a wine glass and Jennifer squatting behind her mom, peeing. Her mom is oblivious to that fact. Jennifer said: “She has no idea, no clue. I went to pee and my friend got the phone because she knew I was peeing and then we both decided to leave my mom out of it.” What is the joke here? “Isn’t it funny that we took a photo of your mom while you peed in the background and she had no idea?” Is that even a joke or a prank? But what really bugs me is what goes unsaid: why the hell is Jennifer Lawrence peeing on what appears to be a manicured lawn? Was she too lazy/drunk to simply walk inside the house to use the bathroom?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Christie Brinkely would like a word with you young lady…..
Ha. Wonder if she’d bring the hose again?
Yes hahahaha
Imagine having a screaming match over pee pee on the beach lol
ugh. she may be a pretty face but sooo vulgar/crass/ewwww all around.
She’s crude, self-entitled, immature and very annoying. If she would just go away right now and take her potty mouth with her, it wouldn’t be too soon.
I don’t even find her pretty.
Her hair is all kinds of wrong and I think she’s so pretty but her face is morphing or something. I don’t mind 12 year old boy humor but the thing with body function jokes is that they’re funny once a year. Or at least once every several months. Joking constantly about where you peed, farted, shat, rubbed your butt, etc. is a little much. Plus, I never hear her talk about period stories. It just comes off like a plea to her teenage boy and man boy fan base every time she’s *confesses* she peed somewhere. Isn’t she cool? Isn’t she punk rock? Isn’t she so uncouth? Girl.
Remember when Chloe Sevigny called her vulgar and everyone freaked out. I mean, was she wrong?
Right message, wrong messenger. Can’t take that seriously coming from Ms Brown Bunny.
It’s not even the onscreen beej that is bothersome to me, it’s that Vincent Gallo is suuuuuuch an a hole. But yeah Chloe used to be a dirty drugged up club kid in NY I thought so I don’t know how why she can use the word vulgar. I guess because she’s some fashionista elitist debutante now? Puh lease.
Some of us don’t even think she is that cute or pretty. Don’t get the hype over her looks.
Oh grow up.
I told you all she was horrible.
But I guess it’s her lawn, so pee away. Just don’t talk about it on national TV.
But damn did she even wipe?
Like I said on another post about her, Jennifer is gradually becoming the new Anne Hathaway.
Anne Hathaway has more class than this bimbo.
Yeah, she’s not even close to Anne. Anne is much much classier. And a better actress.
Lawrence is annoying, but as an actress she’s on a different level to Hathaway – wider range, more intensity.
Anne has more range and a much more natural, subtler style, IMO. Jennifer overacts a lot.
No guys what I mean by becoming the new Ann Hathaway is that people are starting to get annoyed with her.
that’s not cute
or clean
her face is starting to look different to me
i dont understand why she needs to do that
yeah, its noticeable. The bold lip only distracts from it so much.
Yeah, it’s really noticeable and unsettling. Is it the nose? I can’t put my finger on it. I also get the feeling she’s really ‘toxing that forehead. I noticed her forehead muscles/eyebrows barely move in that video.
Can Jennifer and Amy fade into obscurity. Please?
We get it Jen.
We freakin’ get it. You are crass and annoying. No need to convince us any more.
We really get it.
What, no video?? I’m surprised she didn’t grab the wineglass to pee into.
Ha!
I’ve grown weary of her juvenile antics and her dirty mouth.
No idea why she would “prank” her mom by peeing behind her in the first place, let alone tell this story on a talk show. It’s not cute, relatable or funny, it’s just vulgar and gross. Her PR people need to tell her to tone it down. She is becoming more insufferable by the day.
Yeah, that doesn’t look staged at all.
Omg. Try harder, please. I USED TO PEE OUTSIDE EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT FOR 4 YEARS IN A ROW IN HIGH SCHOOL. You’re not cool or sexy or fun because you managed to squat without peeing all of your leg.
I, personally, think she’s very overrated. And the “I’m just like you” vibe she tries to put out there rubs me the wrong way.
Hm. Anal expulsive?
Ok, I’m done with this tool.
So let’s see:
-We got this one kiki-ing about scratching her ass on rocks & and spraying everything w/in leg-raising distance…
-Slate apparently has an loaded arsenal (pun, very much intended) of enGROSSing stories about purposefully pooping on herself (whether as a child or adult, at home or in public)…
-And Schumer with the vomits…
And they’re all using these hilarious stories to PROMOTE themselves and/or a book/film, etc…
All in one week’s time…
Siiiiiggghhh…
Yup. This is happening.
All 3 of them have managed to disgust me in just the last 2 days.
Wasnt Slate a child though?
She was a “child” in the room cleaning story (although if old enough to independently clean her own room, old enough to know/do better?), but she’s also told ANOTHER one on Drunk History (I think) abt doing so in an IKEA line & telling the cashier…and ANOTHER one about holding it in for 2 wks in Barcelona…
There’s also a collection of her copious poop tweets floating around Tumblr (of course)/IG now…bodily secretions/functions have been a part of her schtick for a minute.
God she’s becoming annoying and tiresome. She and Any Schumer both. Their crassness isn’t funny or clever.
She reminds me of a younger Kate Hudson who can act and didn’t get into the business because of her mother. I digress. Back in college days on those certain nights, I’ve seen my share of girls hiding in the great outdoors to tinkle as opposed to waiting in lines longer than they could hold it. Jennifer tries so darn hard to be what I think she perceives as wild and cool, that’s where the Kate Hudson part comes into play. The best things in life are the ones nobody knows about. Pee in the toilet or keep it to yourself please.
Isn’t it the other way around like: ….. Kate Hudson who CAN’T act and DID get into the business because of her mother ?
I like your posting. I think Jennifer is trying to not appear to be boring. That is a pity. She should privately be whoever she wants to be / whoever she really is. And then deliver a stellar acting performance and that is what we admire her for.
Yep I worded that wrong. We know of Kate Hudson’s existence because of Goldie and she never would have gotten a job in Hollywood if not for her. I agree 100 with the rest of your post as well.
I barely watch any of her movies but I think it’s funny she’s not well-liked by some people (for good reason) but at the same time, I just know she’s going to stay relevant until she’s at least 35. Too many people watch her films and critics seem to love her performances. I think she’s OK but definitely not so amazing that her acting makes me want to smash my face into the screen like so many critics act.
I think the combo of stereotypical hot girl/girl next door but approachable looks with cool girl qualities and non-PC/clueless ignorant attitude makes her so damn perfect for the Hollywood machine. It’s a classic It-girl who in 50 years from now won’t be seen as so amazing or iconic. Because after a certain age, her image won’t be cool, cute or hot and then it will be interesting to see what’s she’s going to do or how she’s going to cope.
Her publicist needs to talk to her. It’s not funny or cute anymore.
Silly joke.
She will develop.
Dunno what this kind of behaviour means – is this cool? Its vulgar and gross by anyones standards – I suppose we should be grateful she wasnt peeing on sacred rocks (rubbing ur arse on them is bad enough) or a war memorial….
Why would an adult woman find peeing outside, hiding behind her Mom’s chair funny? UGH! I can’t stand her, and think she, and her movies are sooooooooo overrated!
Whew. I thought I was the only one, Mrs B Pitt…
she’s such a dickhead. Not funny, not cool. Used to like her, now can barely tolerate her.
Her sense of humor being extremely poor pee and ass -stuff certainly makes her a superstar among the menchildren. Every day she makes herself appear dumber. Well done.
Her….”Isn’t it funny that I’m so crass” routine has gotten way old. Grow up.
That Jason Momoa link…mmmmm. Love me some Momoa.
Maybe she needs to cut back on the drinking.
You noticed it too. A lot of her stories she was either drinking or drunk.
Wow, I wouldn’t let my kid do that, much less accept it from a grown woman. You gotta do what you gotta do when there is no bathroom available, but she was literally steps away from the house.
I’m 58 years old, and the only time I have peed outdoors, has been post-menopause, when I sneeze or cough, and forget to cross my legs!!!! C’mon, ladies, you know what I’m talking about!!!! lol
I’ve never peed outdoors, but I did poop in the backyard once as a teen because I forgot my keys and my parents weren’t home from work yet. I just used old school papers in my backpack to clean myself up until I could get inside.
You can’t actually see if she is peeing or if she is just in the position and pretending to, right? I mean you can’t see the ‘liquid gold’ anywhere, can you? She could be doing anything, right?
So perhaps it was just a joke? And she made a joke on that show?
Yeah, and if it was just a joke, then she’s still an idiot. Who the hell thinks telling a pissing story (when she was steps away from her own house) is funny?
Then I certainly don’t get her sense of humour, can’t see how pretending to pee would be funny.
Can’t stand her or her “realness”. When did realness mean you proudly are a gross, tasteless, annoying, try hard, privileged, loud mouth? I’m “real” yet meet none of those standards…America’s sweetheart?? Good God, I hope not. #notmysweetheart
I think she’s trying to avoid the America’s sweetheart thing because certain pitfalls come with that. But she’s going too far in the other direction and in a way that doesn’t seem very genuine.
I sorta feel for her a little bit because you’re young, you wanna act, but a lot of side crap comes with it. And people expect you to look cute and be witty and interesting and the truth is probably that she’s a fairly boring awkward turtle who just wants to do her job and go home. But the Hollywood machine doesn’t work that way. That said, her whole press tour has been cringeworthy. Girl, just stop it. Be your boring self.
For whatever reason, J. Law is the “chosen one” that we are all supposed to believe is the real girl who made it in a Hollywood and the next coming of Meryl Streep. I just don’t get it, like at all. She’s incredibly overrated as an actress. And so trashy. Why is she being forced down or throats?
I have to wonder if she really peed or if she just says stuff for the soundbite, ya know?
Either way, she just slowly keeps disappointing me more and more. I dont remember her being this crass during the first Hunger Games/Silver Linings Playbook era. And Im not suggesting that peeing outside is gross or whatever, but she appears to be at her moms house and not like….hiking in the woods.
And she doesn’t wash her hands after going, right? That came out with the story about liking to pee in the sink, if I remember right.
And she was the worst part of Apocalypse–which, considering that movie, is saying a great deal.
I doubt she’s really peeing in the photo, she’s probably just crouching down so someone can take the stupid photo. She needs to go away, and take Schumer and Dunham with her.
Gross.
The more she over shares…
Cool Girl pees in the bushes.
“Look at me I’m one of the guys, I’m the cool hot girl, that acts like a guy”. SO sick of her act. She is the fake cool girl Aimee describes in Gone Girl.
That monologue started playing in my head when I saw the headline! It usually does any time I read anything about JLaw.
Trying to be cool. Looking like a fool.
Why can’t some people just be seen and not heard.
i don’t usually find her funny, but this one is because her mum. she’s still ignorant and generally disrespectful though.
I’ll defend her to the death for being charismatic and generally entertaining, but charisma has never excluded someone of being an entitled, self-congratulatory ass with a tired schtick. It’s time she retires this Jen as her public act even if it is the “real” her.
I used to be a JLaw apologist. No more. Come on now, woman. It’s not cute.
I just imagine if a POC would have been this crass we would have gotten pages and pages on how disgusting those people are with their poor hygiene and terrible habits.
This Schtick is getting old. And she’s too old to do this anymore. Wish she would act more mature for her age.
She thinks it’s so sexy that she talks about scratching her ass on rocks or peeing on the lawn! Like everyone is fixated on her private parts? No, I doubt it.
Probably tmi but I have peed outside countless times… All out if necessity. We spend a lot of time in the woods and camping. I don’t have a single pic of me peeing. I am not classy but I am classier than this. I have never gotten this kind of humor. But apparently people like something about this girl.
I went on this awesome (truly, sublimely awesome; seriously, everyone should go) trip to southern Africa a few years ago. It was an overland safari, meaning we were trundling through the Namibian desert in a modified truck.
There’s…not a lot of roadside cafes or highway diners in Namibia. One of our first rest stops consisted of, “Ladies, you go behind that big pile of rocks. Gentlemen, please use the ditch on the opposite side of the road.”
As you might imagine, most of the ladies decided they could hold it. I decided that no, I was not going to be uncomfortable out of squeamishness. And that I should start carrying toilet paper in my pocket for the rest of the trip.
So the number of times, in my life, that I’ve gone to the bathroom out of doors has SKYROCKETED. Why, I am a pro now.
But apparently not as much a pro as Jennifer Lawrence; long may she piddle.
Who doesn’t get drunk and pee outside or have like, that one friend who does that and thinks it’s funny every time. Like…she reminds me of a lot of people I’ve met, and they are popular, well-liked people. I feel like fame is already doing her in but…this is nothing.
I don’t mind her acting, but her personality is tiresome as hell. She’s a try-hard, I-get-along-better-with-the-boys, let’s have arm-punching fart-contests, entitled brat. I remember the pic of her and Emma Watson when she put her unwashed hands in Emma’s face. If that would’ve been me, I would’ve punched her in the throat. Can’t stand her antics.
Entertainment Weekly put out their review for “Passengers” today. D+. Pretty much said it’s really awful.