Page Six has an excellent/gross blind item today, and I thought we should discuss it. Because I don’t want to use photos of my actual guess for the blind item, let’s just enjoy Baby Yoda from The Mandolarian and imagine a world where the fame turns Baby Yoda into the kind of freak who sends unsolicited d-ck pics to LA swingers in the hopes of getting into a threesome. That’s the blind item:
An A-list actor — who has been hit with several #MeToo accusations — raised some eyebrows in the LA swinger community (which we imagine is pretty tough to do) by sending an extremely graphic picture to a number of couples online, without making any effort to conceal his identity.
He sent the super-steamy shot to a series of opposite-sex couples in the hopes of interesting them in a threesome, we’re told. The shot — seen by Page Six — shows the star grinning while holding the camera at arm’s length to show his torso and erect penis. The toned actor appears to be lying in bed.
Insiders said the shot shocked recipients partly because of the star’s apparent lack of interest in concealing his identity, but also because he’s been accused of sexual misconduct in the past couple of years. Said a begrudgingly impressed insider, “I’m a fan of the d–k and all, but aren’t you trying to be a movie star still?!” We’ve decided to conceal the actor’s identity out of respect for his privacy…
My guess is James Franco. CB’s guess was Ben Affleck. I honestly don’t want to spend all day thinking about either of their dongs, but there you go. I think Franco would do this because he still likely has the mindset that he can get away with doing all kinds of strange, inappropriate and criminal sh-t under the guise of “I was just acting” or “it’s performance art!” Affleck seems like the type to fall head-first off the wagon and into the swinger community. Baby Yoda judges all of y’all.
Photos courtesy of Disney.
My mind went first of all to James Franco and then to brain bleach, thanks for this start to the day guys!
Mine too!
Totally Franco. Ben Affleck is not ‘toned’.
And… coffee spit. 🤣🤣
haha, I had the same thought. But I will add…he’s still hotter than Franco who I find repulsive and always have, so…it’s okay Ben.
Franco without a doubt. And it’s nice they’re respecting his privacy even if he isn’t.
I don’t honestly get all the Affleck hate. Alcoholism is a disease and it’s tough to climb out of it. He seems decent overall and I have a feeling he would draw the line at anything like that. Franco just seems out there…literally.
I agree about it not being Ben because he’s not toned. James Franco is a solid guess.
my mind went to Franco as well.
Franco, also. I’m not sure he’s an A lister, though.
Just going to say that. I don’t particularly consider James Franco A-list, but yeah it’s plausible for sure.
Just throwing this out there… what about Jared Leto? He’s on Oscar winner, which sort of puts him in the A-list category I would think.
Definitely Franco. He’s got a younger girlfriend, I wonder where she comes into play with this story. If he’s contacting couples for a threesome, is he trying to cheat on her?
Yup, my first thought as well. He probably thinks of himself as quirky and edgy. Ugh.
Franco for the win. That was my first thought, too. He’s such a weirdo.
What about Ashton Krutcher?
Is Kutcher A-list? I honestly can’t tell.
Didn’t James Franco always have these ‘fake’ Tinder accounts he claimed weren’t him?? I am pretty sure he tried to play it off as some catfishing scheme but I was hesitant to believe it…so this wouldn’t surprise me either
I just read about this in a FB gossip page I belong to. The overwhelming favourite choice is James Franco based on the #metoo stuff that came out and his behaviour while at NYU/Columbia (whichever school he was it).
My first thought was Casey Affleck.
Baby yoda is everything and I shall no doubt have a house full of related merchandise once my children find out about him.
My first thought was Casey Affleck as well, but the more I think about it the more I think James Franco makes sense. He seems like he would think that sending out that type of pic of himself would make people fall over themselves to sleep with him.
is Casey Affleck really considered a major a-list celebrity though? I know he won an Oscar but he doesn’t seem a list to me.
I would think being an Oscar recipient would propel one into that territory, despite how utterly forgettable he seems.
Sometimes people play it fast and loose with the term “A list celebrity,” so I’m not putting too much stock in that part of the story, more just thinking of someone “famous.”
It took me while to actually read the post because I was oohing over the Baby Yoda pics. Something tells me it won’t only be kiddos picking up the merch.
I also thought no way is it Affleck based on the torso description, lol.
I have my money ready to throw at Disney to buy a plushie or 2.
Disney were caught off guard with how popular the character is, normally they have all the merc lined up. I was reading that they lost out on about $3mill worth of Christmas sales because of the lack of merc not just on Baby Yoda but for the show as a whole.
I am patiently awaiting the Funko pop Baby Yoda, dropping May 2020 lol.
I’ve already pre-ordered Funko Pop Baby Yoda.
Did I miss the news that Ben Affleck was accused of sexual misconduct? And yes, I also thought of Franco as I was reading this. In general what’s wrong with some men, why would they think exposing their dicks is some kind of flirting, wooing?
he grabbed Hillary Burton’s boob in an interview and was inappropriate with an interviewer at one point. nothing super outrageous, but just sloppy, gross, and bad in general.
I can’t believe we live in a time where a man grabbing a woman’s boob without consent is considered by some to be not “super outrageous”.
I’m on a dating site and I explicitly state that I am in the process of a divorce and just looking for friends/people to talk to. Yet 9/10 males message me and when we start having a good conversation they ask if I have Kik, and when I am like actually I do not (nor do I want see your junk, sir) all conversation stops.
@megan, I’ve just been through a divorce too, and tried those dating sites. Men on there are not looking for friends or conversation. 1 out of 20 will be a decent human, the rest, garbage, cheating on their wives, or just f@ckbois. Sorry. Had to say it. I deleted all my dating apps about 6 months ago.
What’s Kik?
@laura bee
Kik is a messaging app.
Annamarie Tendler (makeup artist) said Ben Affleck groped her at the 2014 Golden Globes – specifically, she said “He walked by me, cupped my butt and pressed his finger into my crack”
That’s the one where he was like pretending he was just moving her out of the way, right? Creep.
One of the writers I follow on Twitter, either Jen Statsky or Megan Amram said there were more stories like Annamarie’s of him casually groping women at parties. It’s not even like these women were flirting with him (not that that would make it okay either) he’d literally just grope unsuspecting women.
Annamarie is married to John Mulaney who worked at SNL for a really long time. I’m guessing he knew Lindsay Shookus pretty well? Wonder what she thought of that story.
Oh this has to be Cuba Gooding, Jr, right?
Yes, for sure!
I don’t think he qualifies as A- list, though.
Has he won any awards?
Cuba Gooding won an Oscar years ago for Jerry Maguire. I think he’s a good guess. Not sure about the “toned” part though.
He did. For “Jerry McGuire”
From Wiki:
“Cuba Mark Gooding Jr. is an American actor, writer, producer, and director. After his breakthrough role as Tre Styles in Boyz n the Hood, he appeared in A Few Good Men, The Tuskegee Airmen, Outbreak, and Jerry Maguire, for which he won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, and What Dreams May Come”
OMG you’re kidding, right! He’s got an Oscar for Jerry Maguire!
He has but he was more in the lime light in the 90s and maybe early 00s.
@Cherry, LOL! Sorry, I only think of him as in the bobsledding film, and then his recent issues with inappropriate contact.
@Alex, thanks for that… that explains my lack of awareness of his career… I was raising little children during that time. Three under three by early 2001, no time or energy for cinema!
I thought Casey Affleck and maybe Jared Leto.
Baby Yoda would be un-corrupted by fame.
Jared Leto is where my mind went straight away.
He’s also rumored to be well endowed, so the photo recipient’s response of being ‘impressed’ would fit. Toned, though? IDK…lean, yes, but toned? Doesn’t that imply some noteworthy musculature?
I thought of Leto too. And ew.
Either Franco or Jared Leto.
+1
My Guess is Jared Leto.
I thought that Leto’s target is underage/barely of age girls rather that swingers? So I still think it must be Franco
If the clue is well-endowed, from the rumors in the valley, it wouldn’t be Franco. He’s the first one I thought of but now Leto makes a lot of sense too.
Yes, Jared Leto is my guess considering Franco seems too obvious.
My first guess was Jared Leto too. TONS of stories about him, and his package is supposed to be…impressive. And he does seem like the type who wouldn’t care if people knew who he was. . .
James Franco first thought.
James Franco first thought.
James Franco first thought.
More like several thoughts lol but yeah
Technology! This happens between the Mr & I sometimes with our different cellular providers- texts from him in duplicate and triplicate.
LOL Raina!
My first thought was Franco too and I’m not even sure why. Maybe because he’s always been a horn-dog who enjoys crossing the line.
Don’t see Ben doing this.
Definitely Franco. He’s so into himself, he’d probably assume the couples would be honoured to receive a picture 🤢
You just know Franco shouts his own name when he climaxes.
@zapp- my new favorite insult.
COTW!!!
hahahaha!
NICE Zapp Brannigan!!!! Witty, witty, witty. XO XO XO
Yes!
My first thought was immediately James Franco.
Yep, Franco. And to be clear I take no issue with him wanting consensual threesomes…it’s the him being a disgusting sex abuser that bothers me.
Thank you for the Baby Yoda. Seriously!
Yeah I’d go with James Franco. The B. I. says grinning and James looks like he is perpetually grinning.
James Franco or Casey Affleck.. Ben Affleck is not in shape but was he caught up in the #metoo movement? Franco has numerous allegations against him, Casey sexually harassed women on the set of his movie & had to pay them off. Grabbing a boob is disgusting behavior & I’m not excusing it. However, but Ben is sloppy…& there’s no way he’s toned. Franco, Leto & his brother are all better guesses.
James Franco was my first thought!
oh franco for SURE. i can imagine the exact look on his face, ugh. such a gross man.
Franco, Danny masterson, Ed Westwick, Casey affleck or Cuba gooding jr.
So sad there is a plethora of choices!!
Ahhh it’s been a while since I’ve read a blind item. My first guess was also Franco but really in Hollywood it could be so many different guys
It’s definitely not Ben Affleck, he wouldn’t approach a couple. Don’t ever see him doing a 3some with a dude involved (unless it’s Matt Damon lol). Two women, yes, most definitely.
I actually could see his brother doing it tho.
James Franco is odd, so it might be him. Or Cuba Gooding, jr, but is he really considered A list anymore?
That quote, I’m screaming! “I’m a fan of the d-k and all”….. I can’t. Thank you for this.
Here, here!
That was hilarious!
+1! LMAO!
Probably Franco but is he really considered A-list? I’ve just asked the 4 people closest to me in my office if they know who he is and one had never heard of him and the others just a vague idea.
I would bet $1K cold hard cash that is Franco…probably going through withdrawal since he can’t channel that type of energy into “The Deuce” anymore…and this stunt has his name…ALL OVA IT!!!!!!!
My precious baby would definitely judge this pervert, who is 100% Franco. Mando protect baby yoda and us at all times.
Franco makes sense but I really don’t consider him A list so he didn’t jump out to me as the obvious. Well known yes, A list? I think all of the nepotism kids have watered down the term.
Ha ha we think alike! Franco was my first pick, he’s just the kind of arrogant smug jerk who would do that. My second pick would Jared Leto who has been whinny ever since The Joker and Birds of Prey trailer came out.
James Franco was the first to jump to my mind. He’s a headcase.
I thought Affleck until I saw the toned comment. Franco it is. Someone needs to come after him for the underage girls he was messaging.
I reread the page six blind and they ended with Dr. Dick. Franco has a PhD. I think it’s him. He seems the most likely candidate. He doesn’t have much of a career to lose anymore and he’s obviously a sick person and has been for a long time.
I was torn between Franco and Affleck, but the toned part settled it for me. Affleck isn’t toned.
Did Chris Pratt have any me-too stuff? I just thought of him b/c he went from Andy Dwyer to fitness weirdo, and the BI specifically mentioned toned- I feel like it has to be someone very fit. James Franco just doesn’t seem super fit to me. IDK, I am always horrible at these things.
I don’t even want to guess a lot of them are complete a-holes, I just want to thank you for the pictures of Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda is the best thing that happened to us, and I strongly recommend you to watch The Mandalorian if you haven’t started yet. The force is cute now. 🙂
I totally agree. Baby Yoda is the best and most cutest character I have ever seen. I love the sweet top pic of tiny Baby Yoda and the other where Baby Yoda is in the egg shaped crib. Baby Yoda is the only reason I clicked on this story, just to look at her or him. I wish so much s/he was real and I could adopt a Baby Yoda as Baby Yoda makes my heart melt. I hope the force keeps being cute!
I don’t know why this screams Jeremy Renner to me.
Jared Leto
Yup. He was the first person that came to mind when reading this.
Yep, James Franco was the first one to pop in my head.
James Franco although I am not sure why he’s considered A list. However this is very odd and brazen. If he’s not that dumb, it could be someone else is disseminating his naked pics to teach him a lesson.
My guess is Jared Leto. 🤷🏽♀️
Franco ftw
Is Franco considered A list? I never think of him as such. My first thought was Cuba Gooding Jr. Although he hasn’t been A list for years either.
It was sent to swingers. Who swing. Who are these recipients lol. I’d like to know the exact trip from start to finish. 😆
Because the end of the first paragraph I thought Franco.*
Shows how successfully he’s been marketing himself as a creep.
* (Although I think he *was* A-list…Now, he’s at best a high B)
Is anyone else thinking it could be Kevin Spacey? He’s the first person who came to mind for me. I know it may not be exactly in character, but after that weird youtube thing he released last year I feel like anything is possible.
Casey Affleck is the only one of the contenders that I would consider “toned.” Everyone else is old, flabby and bloated.
Casey is older than James. 😂
For variety:
Jeremy Piven
Michael Weatherly
Franco posted a nude selfie, blurred out, at one point so yeah my mind when to him too.
Again if you have threesomes and everyone is consenting go for it but the unsolicited dick pics are the problem
Sending a dickpick is not criminal. That said, it is improper and immature.
Leto.. it said grinning.. Like his big Joker Grin? and the rumor is he fills out his pants
Eric Dane …. Steamy (McSteamy) private (private practice) known for threesomes with ex wife and they were swingers
He is gorgeous yum! Forward his d1ck pic to me lol
Ooo Jared Leto is a good guess. So is Franco but I was like, surely there is another very plausible guess.
Everyone guessing Ben but wasn’t it his brother Casey Affleck that had the allegations? I’m going with Casey.