He's not even one, and Sean Preston Federline was named "Worst Dressed Man in the World" by Esquire Magazine. This sounds like a joke. Who would name a little baby poorly dressed? I received all sorts of ridiculous outfits as presents for my son -stuff with little ears and tails on it and cutesy buttons, and just dressed him in it, because he's a fucking baby. Kids can wear ugly mismatched things, and who really cares? That's just cruel.