Donald Trump was completely incoherent as the blue tsunami destroyed MAGA
Queen Camilla has been noticeably rude & weird during the Caribbean Flop Tour
The Sussexes will spend Christmas in the UK if Doria Ragland agrees to come
Mystery celebrity lost his bid for an injunction, but the papers still can’t publish his name
Elon Musk spent $446 million on the midterms & none of his candidates won
Kim Kardashian ‘never really gets embarrassed’ about flunking the bar exam
Prince William & Prince George jetted off to Spain to watch football in the rain
Another wave of cyberattacks disables supermarket refrigerators across Europe
King Charles’ ‘sausage fingers’ looked especially swollen during the Caribbean tour
