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20 Responses to “Oh, no! Heather Mills coming to America, hires Gloria Allred”

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  1. Sasha says:

    someone steal her leg!!

  2. Sam says:

    You Tube has a video of Hillary Clinton recently praising Heather Mills. No vote from me….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlFsVi5zuhc

  3. Syko says:

    We really need to be pickier about who we let come here.

  4. Scott F says:

    Heather Mills and Gloria Allred.. together… It’s like someone looked at my top ten list of people I’m most likely to run into within my own personal hell, and brought it to life.

    On behalf of all Americans, we have enough shit to deal with, please stay on your side of the pond.

  5. Emily says:

    On behalf of the UK, I am so, so sorry. On the other hand, we’re thrilled to be possibly getting rid of her!

    Maybe she should go to Hollywood? Then she could fade into obscurity amongst all the other delusional, narcissistic gold-diggers.

  6. summertime921 says:

    Unfortunately, I don’t think Heather will ever allow herself to become obscure-she seems to prefer acting obnoxious as long as the attention is on her rather than acting dignified and risk losing that attention. Dignity is clearly something she never learned.

  7. Cindy Kennedy says:

    I don’t care for Gloria Allred, she paints a picture of all women as being victims and this is simply not always true.

  8. Phil McCracken says:

    We fought two wars against the Brits just to keep repulsive narcissists such as Heather Mills out of the US.

  9. Toubrouk says:

    This is just weird. Heather dear, you need a lawyer BEFORE going to divorce court, not AFTER!

  10. Emily says:

    [quote]We fought two wars against the Brits just to keep repulsive narcissists such as Heather Mills out of the US[/quote] Ohhh, is that what those wars were for. We always wondered. 😉

  11. marsha Bartley says:

    HI, all that is missing in this scenario is Ann Coulter. Suppose the three of them had a lovely dinner date, would the world implode?

  12. journey says:

    one of the news sources quoted poor sniveling heather as saying she wouldn’t be allowed to leave england because of their child. that paul was once again victimizing her because he actually dared to want his daughter near enough that he could see her on a regular basis. one hopes for the child’s sake that it’s true. with a tranny godzilla for a mother the little tyke needs someone there for her.

  13. Syko says:

    That’s pretty normal in a divorce-with-kids situation, that the parties have to go on living fairly close so that the non-custodial parent can exercise visitation. Unless they agree to live further apart, or one side petitions the court for permission and it’s granted. Apparently Paul, that conniving, scheming devil, wants to be close to his younger child.

    Why does she want to leave England so badly anyway? Does she think other people might like her better? She’s wrong.

  14. headache says:

    She is moving on to bigger, richer targets, who have hopefully not heard of her, as if you could screw over a beatle without the whole world knowing about it.

    Gloria Allred is a scumbag. These two should be perfect for each other.

  15. mollination says:

    @ SAM- What’s going on with that video? Why is Hillary praising her? If nothing else, doesn’t she know how universally disliked Mills is? THANKS A LOT HEATHER! It was already gonna be hard enough to get Clinton a win, pretty sure she has no shot in hell now.

    Watch Obama come out with a McCartney-loving video. He’s just savvy like that…

  16. headache says:

    Oooo I hate to get into the political here but I think Clinton has a better shot than ever thanks to the outcry over Obama’s pastor. I love how Obama must justify everything even down to visiting the land of his ancestors and his feelings about his skin color while Clinton is rarely called on to justify anything.

  17. mollination says:

    Except to justify why she stayed with Bill after he cheated, why she teared up during a speech after she realized she hadn’t fallen out of the race, why she showed a centimeter of cleavage that one time, why she allegedly ONLY talks about her experience and nothing else… ect. ect. ect.

    They are BOTH unfairly put to task for the most ludicris things, instead of being charged about the issues.

  18. OXA says:

    FIONA SHOULD SUE HER ASS FOR ASSAULT, THEN THEY CAN TAKE HER PASSPORT AND HER MONEY AND WE WONT HAVE TO BE BOTHERED WITH THE SKANK.

  19. Cindy Kennedy says:

    Ann Coulter and Heather Mills would be a perfect match for each other. They should become lovers.

  20. Amanda says:

    What i definitely dont believe u!! It was all a prank on the paparazzi!! Its that new show on E! Pop Fiction. Its freakn awsome. The celebrities play pranks on the pap. What a genies idea. Paris Hiltons one was great all the paparazzi bit right into it. Shes not religious come on people. I love this show. Heres the link you wanted. Tell me what you think

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41Iw4qvy8jQ