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16 Responses to “Michael Jackson swears off the ladies for new album”

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  1. xiaoecho says:

    just……speechless

  2. geronimo says:

    Whoa, creepy pic. If he’s trying to move away from his (alleged) child molester past, that’s not the outfit to do it.

  3. Scott F. says:

    Geronimo – Saying Michael Jackson is an ‘alleged’ child molester is like saying OJ Simpson is an ‘alleged’ murderer.

    How freakish do you have to look exactly before they issue you the elephant man getup? He’s gotta be nearing the cutoff.

  4. cc says:

    If Michael J. is as hard up for cash as the rumors lead one to believe, Geronimo is smart to use “alleged”…might get sued…lmao! As for the picture and post, Ew, just ew.

  5. JennGush says:

    He should swear off little boys, then he may actualy being giving something up. *Shiver* He seriously creeps me out.

  6. Syko says:

    I think it’s a good thing that MJ has sworn off the ladies, because the ladies swore off MJ a long time ago.

  7. Cindy Kennedy says:

    Women have never been after MJ, anyway.

  8. headache says:

    Don’t make me repost Katt Williams’s musings on Michael Jackson being a child molester.

  9. geronimo says:

    Scott F – I was going to put an eye-roll after ‘alleged’ but my time ran out!

  10. gg says:

    omg! It’s death. Michael Jackson is The Grim Reaper.

  11. Julia says:

    Oh Good Grief…

  12. Sasha says:

    He swore off the ladies a looooong time ago, keep up on current events, CB.

  13. Wil in Mpls says:

    OMFG!! I damn near wet myself laughing on the headline alone. Sweet Jesus .. there are just no words for this sad, delusional little man. Ya Mike .. we’ll lock the ladies away for ya .. wouldn’t want ya distracted or anything .. *wink* *wink*

  14. T-Bird says:

    Funny how the article doesn’t say he has sworn off of little boys….now that would be the shocker…

  15. “Apparently the resulting inability to buy nine dozen camels and diamond-encrusted lily pads for his seven indoor ponds has forced Jackson to get back to work.”

    This is like some paragraph from Aladin :mrgreen:

  16. Peaceway says:

    Michael Jackson swears off women for new album?! He should put all his troubles behind him, forge ahead and look up to his maker. Very important if he must stand back on his feet again! No one seems to encourage this man (Michael Jackson), we all forget he is a human being, we could equally fall in same trap. I hope someone, somewhere will help light up the light in him.