You know, I realize I am hopelessly pitiful, but sometimes I don’t even have a birthday party! Oh, they buy me a cake at work and sing a song, but then I go home and just sort of ignore the fact that it’s become an OSHA hazard to put candles on my cake. I might go shopping and say “I’m buying myself a birthday present” but that’s just an excuse and I’d probably buy it anyway. My kids will drop by with cards and gifts and, most important, hugs – and the one kid on the left coast will probably send flowers and call me. But I have truly never felt the need to have a corporate sponsor for my birthday, and I pay for my own pedicures.
But then I’m not a beautiful talented actress like Lindsay would like you to believe she is.
The only sponsors this hot mess needs are of the AA type.
Of course if I don’t know, a suicidal cult wants to do the sponsoring, I am not sure if I would be terribly upset should Linds decide to follow the aliens waiting behind a comet or drink some tainted Flavoraid
how “nouve-rich” of her. Simply classless. Very NJ (minus the big hair).
I’m sure Red Dog Beer and Hardees will jump on the wagon. Camel is also considering sponsorship.
Maybe Valtrex and the World Class Tanning Salon, Inc should sponsor the party. Vitamin Water for all the vitamins lost to boozing and snorting would be helpful too..!
Cuh laaaaass eeee
It will be interesting to see which brands – if any – want to have their identity linked with that of the Ho-thief-skank-slut….
I’m sure Whores-R-Us will leap right on this.
You know, I realize I am hopelessly pitiful, but sometimes I don’t even have a birthday party! Oh, they buy me a cake at work and sing a song, but then I go home and just sort of ignore the fact that it’s become an OSHA hazard to put candles on my cake. I might go shopping and say “I’m buying myself a birthday present” but that’s just an excuse and I’d probably buy it anyway. My kids will drop by with cards and gifts and, most important, hugs – and the one kid on the left coast will probably send flowers and call me. But I have truly never felt the need to have a corporate sponsor for my birthday, and I pay for my own pedicures.
But then I’m not a beautiful talented actress like Lindsay would like you to believe she is.
We should form a limited company and help sponsor it 💡
how about “Shaggoff, Deer, Unken & Lush Inc”? 8)
The only sponsors this hot mess needs are of the AA type.
Of course if I don’t know, a suicidal cult wants to do the sponsoring, I am not sure if I would be terribly upset should Linds decide to follow the aliens waiting behind a comet or drink some tainted Flavoraid
It would be great if she would get completely glamourus stuffs like she surely hopes : acne treatment, anti-sweating deodorant, antiacid tabs
Too bad she’s not making enough money to become a Scientologist.
what kind of idiot would want lindsay on any product they are selling apart from spraytan companies?
*sigh*
I hope no one bites. I can’t think of anyone who’d want to be associated with her at this point.
Pah-thet-ic. She isn’t still trying to pretend that she’s clean & sober, is hse?
🙄 She needs an AA sponser!
ah, yes…class all the way.
how “nouve-rich” of her. Simply classless. Very NJ (minus the big hair).
I’m sure Red Dog Beer and Hardees will jump on the wagon. Camel is also considering sponsorship.
Maybe Valtrex and the World Class Tanning Salon, Inc should sponsor the party. Vitamin Water for all the vitamins lost to boozing and snorting would be helpful too..!