Brooke Hogan engaged to secret choreographer boyfriend

When I was 14 I invented a secret boyfriend. We had an awesome time together and did wildly inappropriate things. I’m pretty sure everyone knew I was lying. But I’ll defend that decision to this day. It saved my 14-year-old dignity (or so I thought), and I didn’t actually do any of those wild things. I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what’s going on with Brooke Hogan, who apparently has had a secret boyfriend for several years – and they’re now engaged. Brooke, it’s only cute to make up stuff when you’re young and dumb. Just being dumb isn’t’ enough.

The gentleman in question – who appears to have a thing for tranny-looking girls – got down on one knee and asked Brooke Hogan to spend the rest of her life with him. Apparently with all the romance going on in the Hogans’ lives these days, 21-year-old Jonathan Prater thought it was the perfect time to plan a once-in-a-lifetime (theoretically) occasion.

Brooke Hogan is secretly engaged to a choreographer – but they’re trying to keep their happy news under wraps until the dark cloud over the Hogan family dissipates. The Enquirer has learned exclusively that Jonathan Prater, 21, recently dropped to one knee and asked 20-year-old Brooke to marry him – and the “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” stunner said “Yes!”

The couple has been dating off and on for the past few years, but this time the romance has gotten hotter than ever. Even so, Brooke has decided to keep their engagement quiet until brother Nick’s recent felony reckless driving conviction and Hogan divorce controversies are put to rest, sources say.

[an "insider" tells the Enquirer] “With everything going on right now the Hogans feel like it’s not an appropriate time to be celebrating.” The family’s VH1 reality show, “Hogan Knows Bes,” now has been spun off into “Brooke Hogan Knows Best,” and fans can expect to see Brooke sporting a diamond engagement ring at some point.

[From the National Enquirer, June 2, 2008 print ed.]

I have to say, I think this Jonathan Prater character could have timed the engagement a little better. Brooke’s parents are divorcing, her dad cheated on her mom with her good friend, her little brother’s in jail, and she’s reportedly suffering a breakdown. Is now the right time? Really? My only guess as to what the guy was thinking was something along the lines of, “She’s really bummed out. Maybe planning a wedding will distract her.” Or something like that.

The Enquirer also mentions that Hulk threw Nick a big “Going off to jail” party a few days before his sentencing. Look what you’re marrying into Jonathan Prater! I don’t know who the hell you are, but I know you can do better than this.

Stay classy Hogans.

Here’s Brooke at the Broker Boxing Federation event to help raise money for the Alonzo Mourning Charities foundation on April 10th. Images thanks to WENN.

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  1. fluffyrabbit says:

    Poster child for “Don’t tap into daddy’s steroids”.

  2. just sayin' says:

    “Hulk threw Nick a big “Going off to jail” party a few days before his sentencing”.
    Did Hulk buy beer for his underage son again? MAYBE if Hulk wasn’t so concerned with being a cool dad he wouldn’t have gotten beer for Nick the night he raced and crashed his car. Maybe if Nicky hadn’t been drinking before his illegal street racing, his friend wouldn’t have to spend the rest of his life in a bed, in a nursing home.

  3. Lesa says:

    Good for her. I hope at least one Hogan has a happy ending.

  4. heehee says:

    If I were her I would not want to consider engagement or marriage, not during or righ after multiple choatic events or traumas. Id be afraid to make a decision in search of security or stability or comfort in a difficult time than a choice out of true love and feeling of correctness…but whatever. LOL

  5. vdantev says:

    Brooke Hogan embodies all the joys of being with a tranny, but with none of the commitment.

    Agree with the earlier poster, she doesn’t need to be thinking of marriage until her other issues are behind her.

  6. kate says:

    she should consider carrying a larger purse … that small clutch looks ridiculous in her beefy hands.

  7. Starla says:

    Oh,pleeze. They’ve all obviously inhertited a stupid, worthless, selfish, asshole gene somewhere along the way. Marriage now? Hulk holding a pre-jail party for his son of a bith kid? Hulk (again) sleeping with his daughter’s friend? Wow. So not trashy.
    Congratulations. Really.

  8. ayatolla_of_rocken_rolla says:

    she looks like hulk in drag…..fugly!

  9. a person says:

    I don’t know why everyone thinks she looks like a tranny.. I actually think she’s really pretty – so what if she isn’t starving herself. Most the people I know would kill to look like her! She’s a beautiful girl with a real body and that doesn’t make her a man!

  10. Mariia says:

    OMG brooke hogan is NOT a tranny would you ever wise up shes beautiful and talented and its sad whats going on in her family at the mo so i HOPE that on hogan has a happy ending

  11. Michele says:

    HATERS!! Everyone here saying Brookes a tranny and this and that about her family, youre all just jealous! Shes beautiful and you know it. Its no ones business who is with who and whos married and whos not. Mind your own damn business!! You people are so jealous its pathetic!

  12. Amy says:

    You losers need to get over yourself! She is so pretty. You all are a bunch of haters that prob are really fat and ugly!

  13. Melissa Decker says:

    Soooo. i think all yu people talkin bullshit are stupid and childish. She doesnt look like a tranny your all just pissed because theres no way in hell you could ever look that good.. awe poor lil whinney bitches. I think people should be thinking about there issues before they decide to judge others! Grow Up! IGNORE THE RETARDED COMMENTS FROM THE IGNORENT NOBODIES!hulk and brooke we love ya! yur both georgous!! (Melissa)