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ryan has been known to party a bit (er… lot) himself. he would be a terrible influence on her. or perhaps it would be the other way around… either way i get a joyful tingle everytime i read about lohan’s love being unrequited (james franco etc)
Why is she surprised? She’s so un-Reese.
“Aww, c’mon, Ryan! This is just a COLD SORE. It’s, like, totally NOT herpes. I, like, totally think you are, like, hot, and, like, I would do ANYTHING you want, you know what I mean? If you just, like, give me a chance, ya know? So, just try to look past my herpe-I mean, cold sore, and my, like, drug and alcohol problems or whatever, and the fact that I’ve slept with, like, every guy in hollywood, because I, like, totally love you!” I think THIS is what her pick-up line sounded like. 🙂 lol!
You know, I just feel sorry for her now. She’s that girl, the one you see at the party trying to chat up the fellas, and failing miserably, but hoping nobody notices, but everyone does and just either laughs behind a hand or looks away, embarrassed for her. She had so much potential, and she’s lost so much, and it’s just sad.
She looks…weird. Older, somehow. Is it the wrong hair colour, or has she ruined herself with too many chemicals?
Linsay Lohan wishes her clock would give her the time of day – I’d say she’s that permanently wasted.
As for Ryan, he doesn’t really need to give her anything when any random guy could describe the experience for him. Not to mention how it would ruin his ‘family divorcee’ image if he was photographed with her.
She needs to wise up.
Anyone with sense, who isn’t contractually obligated, will not be seen within a 10 blocks of Lindsay Lohan. Even being seen with Britney could be passed off as trying to help her – Lindsay doesn’t want to be helped and everyone knows it, therefore the reasons any guy would be in her company can be counted on one finger.
Yeah, isn’t m.a. correct? Hasn’t it been established that Lohan has a…..cold sore problem?