Kim Kardashian gets peed on for fun, not as a sex act

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CB and I were just debating whether Kim Kardashian had ever gotten peed on for sexual purposes. That was the rumor at the time of the sex tape drama between Kim and Ray J. Since neither CB or I have seen the full sex tape, we don’t know first hand, so we’re just going with what was reported – apparently, the “golden shower” scene was cut out of the Vivid Entertainment release of the sex tape. Allegedly, Kim always denied that Ray J peed on her on tape, although she denied the existence of the tape for a while too.

Anyway, all of that discussion was about whether to call this “Kim Kardashian gets peed on – again”. You see, Kim went to visit Ashton Kutcher in her production offices, and she met the magician Dynamo and his monkey friend. Long story short, the monkey peed on her, but it’s okay because the monkey pooped on Ashton. Ah, to be a monkey.

There’s no denying animal instincts.

Kim Kardashian learned that lesson the hard way when she visited the offices of Katalyst where pal Ashton Kutcher was filming. While there, Kardashian was treated to a show by the magician Dynamo, who made a monkey appear. At first, Kardashian found the simian “cute” – that is, until the furry friend peed on her.

Kardashian shared a photo of the offending animal on her blog, adding: “Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!”

On the upside, Kardashian wrote, “This magician was amazing, though. He did the craziest card tricks!”

[From People]

Yes, Kim tweeted all of this, which brings me to the second part of this story. Did you know Kim makes thousands of dollars per tweet? It’s because Kim works out promotional deals with advertisers, and mentions certain brands in her tweets often enough to make it seem like she’s formally shilling for certain companies:

Some might question her apparent celebrity status, however Kim Kardashian certainly seems to have acquired some pulling power. According to a report out this week, the U.S. socialite allegedly commands up to $10,000 (£6,300) for every tweet she posts on her Twitter account as part of her contract with in-stream advertising company Ad.ly.

Kim, 29, is the highest earner on the company’s books and the most popular on their roster of celebrity tweeters. The former best friend of Paris Hilton currently has over 2million followers on Twitter and Ad.ly have put her tweeting services up for hire alongside U.S. stars such as Lauren Conrad and Dr. Drew.

It is thought some of Kardashian’s advertisers include Reebok EasyTone and Carl’s Jr, the fast food chain. The reality TV star often mentions using products from both companies, in fact out of 30 tweets on her page, five mention products from either company.

Which means, if the reports of her earnings per post are to be believed, she was paid $50,000. Derek Rey, co-founder of Ad.ly, told U.S. website PRNewser that Kardashian can command $10,000 per tweet and that his company limits its publishers – as it calls Kardashian – to one paid tweet per day so as to not alienate her audience.

‘We’re not a polluter,’ Rey said.

Kim recently signed a deal with Carl’s Jr, which Rey states is not an advertiser with Ad.ly, appearing in a raunchy advertisement for their new salad range.

[From The Daily Mail]

Two million followers? Who are these people? It better not be any of you! I just looked at Kim’s Twitter feed, and it is supremely boring. Why do people follow her? She has literally nothing important to say. It’s not even funny-dumb like Jessica Simpson’s Twitter. And getting paid to mention stuff in your tweets? It’s like the end of the world is just coming, and you people are doing nothing about it!

Photo of Kim and the monkey courtesy of Us Weekly.

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20 Responses to “Kim Kardashian gets peed on for fun, not as a sex act”

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  1. Enonymous says:

    I actually seen the sex tape to see what all the rumors were about and saw not golden shower just boring scenes between two people who paid more attention at the camera then each other. So what is the deal, was the golden shower scene real or what?

  2. diva says:

    I have never looked a tweet in my life, I think it is the dumbest trend around. How boring must your own life be to want to know what your favorite celebrity is doing like getting their nails done, waiting in line at McDonalds etc.

  3. Newyorking says:

    I am so sick of these famewhores. People actually buy productsbased on her resets? Who are these losers? US must have the highest population of dumb people – howelse can you explain such stuff?

  4. Annabelle says:

    Her face is so long- kourt is so much prettier. I h8 when people use animals for entertainment or because they think it’s funny. Ashton is such a douche.

    • Shk says:

      Her sister looks like a dang hawg, at least Kim got pounded for her fame, what did that other idiot do ?

  5. Pont Neuf says:

    I think that the appeal behind Kim is that anybody could be in her place. She’s pretty, but not any more so than many other girls. She’s also not intelligent, talented or particularly charismatic, so she’s not threatening and she doesn’t fulfill an unattainable ideal to which few people can aspire.

    I guess that some people like her because they can easily identify with her mediocrity as they think “well, if she can, why can’t I?”.

    Anyhow, I find it sad that this talentless strumpet would be so famous for behaving like a brain dead potato on television.

  6. ! says:

    Right, Diva, ’cause everyone who isn’t you, and shunning Twitter, is a fool.

    I’m actually a (paid!) tech blogger and I use Twitter extensively for instant updates on the latest stories, and heads up from my tech friends on various tips and leads. Its a very valuable tool for some people. You, on the other hand, are just a tool.

  7. diva says:

    @! Very mature, I’m sure your Twitter must not have many followers since your comments are rather vapid.

  8. lucy2 says:

    The monkey peed on her and pooped on Ashton?
    I’d like to pay that monkey five dollars.

  9. JDa says:

    @ !-agreed. Twitter can be an great resource depending on how you use it. Diva-you got shut down.Shutup.

  10. Goddess711 says:

    Was the monkey a male?

  11. Dhavy says:

    Why is she famous to begin with? her and her family are a bunch annoying dumb rich people. I’m glad she got peed on

  12. Megan says:

    Kim’s face looks really weird in these pics. Has she had more surgery done? She is so effin plastic its sick.

  13. QB says:

    I use to say tht Kim should stop using the 5 pound of makeup she use, but then I saw a picture of her without makeup and I have to say she should keep shoveling the make up on because without it she looks so average, like any girl walking down the mall.

    PS: My professor made us open a twitter account for our business comunication class , the idea was good but it was not practical since all of us did not have time or a computer to log on daily and see what was going on .

  14. Bonfire Beach says:

    Twitter is kind of dumb if you use it to only follow celebrities. I don’t Twitter myself but I follow “management” coworkers when I can’t be in on the action. I’ve actually been kept abreast of important up-to-the minute happenings at work that I otherwise would not have known about. But yeah – Twittering to the world that you’re eating dinner or wiping your ass is lame.

  15. BK1Diva says:

    Tweeting is for twits….I have any form of communication that limits you to net-verbage that makes no human sense. It’s funny about the HOEdashians…ever since Ryan Secrest or whatever his name dug up these Hollywood has beens, Paris Hilton has seem to vanish? Has anyone noticed this? The only reason why the HOEdashisans are famous , is because Kim used to be BFF with Paris Herpes Hilton….I tell you, the more money most of these Hollyweird heiresses have, the more un-intelligent, stupid and plastic these people are. Look at the circles all of these sleezbags travel in…..SAD!!!!

  16. Trillion says:

    Kim Kardashian will name her first child either “Coke” or “Pepsi” depending on who gives the higher bid.

  17. WTF?!? says:

    “Long story short, the monkey peed on her, but it’s okay because the monkey pooped on Ashton. Ah, to be a monkey.”

    LOL.

  18. Warren Renee says:

    I remember I tried this a while ago. It brings back good memories. Nothing good seems to happen the first time. How long did it take you? I look forward to your next post.

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