Peaches Geldof’s one-night-stand speaks: heroin, lemons & Xenu


This story contains adult themes and is not for under-18. LOTS of sex and drug talk.

This story is now going mainstream, as Gawker, Dlisted and The Daily Mail have all picked it up. The whole thing started on a Reddit forum about “WTF one-night-stand stories,” and a dude who goes by Thatcoolguyben told a story about Peaches Geldof, Thanksgiving, heroin, and the Church of Scientology center. And the dude had the photos to prove it – at least the part about the sex. There are no photos proving the Xenu. Here’s his story:

Last Thanksgiving I was staying at a friends house for a few days before a trip to South America. I’d been spending most the time on the couch for the three days I was at the house. My friend lived with her boyfriend and one other girl who was “recording” her “album.” I would occasionally see this girl leaving early in the morning and coming back late at night while I was on the couch.

On my final day at the house, Thanksgiving day, the girl returns at about 2:30am (Thanksgiving festivities would start in a few hours.) I’d kicked back a few beers already and was having fun sitting watching TV. She comes in and pauses for a moment looking at me. She says “have you been living here the whole time I have?” I laughed and thought this question strange, she was showing how oblivious she was to the world. I said that I had only been at the house for 2 days.

She sits next to me and we begin talking about tattoos, which both of us have a good amount of. She had a cute English accent and wasn’t bad looking at all. The tattoo discussion leads to us deciding we should get each others names tattooed on each other.

At 3am I grab my friends car keys, and head out. We drive all over Hollywood looking for a tattoo parlor, with no luck. While driving around we get on the topic of drugs. At this point in my life I was very into all drugs, as was she. She told me she had a bit of heroin she brought with her from the UK and asked me if I was game. I was so the hunt began.

We drove all around LA looking for the supplies we needed. We drove to various pharmacies looking for needles and cotton. We finally found one, which as a look back on would be a funny sight. A well dressed guy and girl walk in an 4am looking for a 10 pack of diabetic syringes. We get them and begin the drive home. On the way back she mentions this is heroin base, meaning we need to dissolve this in lemon (I guess this is a British thing, I never have seen this in my years in NYC.)

We stop at a Dennys, asking them for a stack of lemons. Once again we got strange looks but it worked. We get back to the house, where I was promptly yelled at for stealing my friends car, and getting warned what I was about to get myself into. Once all the commotion settles down, we go to the girls room and rig up. At about 5am I was high as a kite and we start to watch a movie. Things get hot and heavy and before I know it we’re naked. I go down on her while we’re still having odd conversations about mutual friends and past hookups. I was too high to get hard and she knew it. After blowing me for a few minutes she asks if I was ok. I tell her I’m to high to get it up. I then immediately remember I’d packed a Cialis in my bag. I run out of the room, bring it back, and pop it in front of her. She laughs as we continue to have a naked dance party on her bed. I finally feel the blood rush to my member and the action begins. We did it every way possible, and for a young girl she sure knew how to work it.

This is where things get weird. Close to 8am she starts saying how someone was coming to pick her up. We’d continued to use all night so I was quite foggy about the happenings. I faintly remember her asking me for a ride and me driving her somewhere. I awoke at about 1pm in a sauna, throwing up all over the place. I started freaking out. I look around and see her on an exercise machine outside the room, looking in about the same shape as me. I get out of the room and people come past me cleaning the puke like it was nothing to them. I’m standing in the room groggy, in a speedo, and confused as hell. I look around and read some stuff realizing I’m in the Celebrity Scientology Center in LA. This girl ended up being a hardcore Scientologist and a D-List celebrity, and we were doing a process called Purif. I showered, got my clothes on, got her, and drove back to my friends, nodding out and puking the whole way.

Needless to say when I got back my friend and her boyfriend were pissed. I had “ruined” Thanksgiving. I sluggishly passed the day along and at 11pm went to LAX and flew to South America. Not until days later when I looked through my camera of the pictures of that night did I fully realize everything.

TL;DR: Did heroin, f-cked a minor celebrity, woke up in a Scientology center, ruined Thanksgiving, left the country.

[From Reddit via Gawker]

Gawker also did a list of reasons why this is probably the truth, or close to being true. First of all, the photos. This chick is Peaches, I’m like 98% sure. Second reason: Peaches has gone on record discussing the Church of Scientology and her positive feelings for Xenu. Also, Gawker is pretty sure that Peaches was working on her “album” last November. Ugh. I think this guy’s telling the truth about everything too. Jesus. I mean, that’s like the worst walk of shame ever… from the Scientology Center back to your friend’s house. I thought I had some bad stories.

Also, well done Eli Roth. You’ve scored yourself a real winner there.

UPDATE: Apparently Peaches Geldof has a representative (that poor bastard) and he (she?) is denying parts of the above story. Apparently, Peaches admits to posing for the nude photos (duh, but it would be funny if she tried denying it), but Peaches (through her rep) denies the parts of the story about heroin and Xenu. But what about the lemons, Peaches? You can read the whole sordid denial at Gawker, but the basic gist seems to be that Peaches thinks we’ll buy that she got drunk and let a dude photograph her naked, and that’s it. No heroin, no Xenu, and still a question mark for the lemons.

Photos courtesy of Gawker, additional NSFW photos here.

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  1. Sumodo1 says:

    Eli Roth, shame on you! She’s a skank, and a junkie. Do you really want your friends at TMZ shaming you? Just sayin’ because you seem to hand with Harvey and that crowd. She has always been a handful, according to my older friends in rock music.

  2. Kittypants says:

    Skanky. Not much else to be said really. She must be incredible in the sack, I can’t see why else Eli would be interested in this bucktoothed wonder.

  3. Joseph says:

    Disturbing article. I’m sure Daddy’s proud. The father (Bob) can “Feed the World” but can’t raise a daughter.

  4. irishserra says:

    Ugh! Trashy.

  5. ViktoryGin says:


    I bet you this is 2 minutes that she wishes she could get back.

  6. snapdragon says:

    everything she knows she learned from lindsay lohan.

  7. lucy2 says:

    ITA, a skank and a junkie. Wow, that Scientology is really working for her, huh?

  8. manda says:

    what a fugly girl

  9. kelbear says:

    Loved the story, can’t believe its possibly real hahahaha.

  10. Fiona says:

    She is a very “classy lady” and one of the leading it girls in Britain….What is wrong with the world?

  11. Sarah says:

    Not to sound out of the loop here but who is she?

  12. hmm says:

    It’s sad to see her following in her mother’s footsteps and tragically her life will probably end the same way.

  13. lisa says:

    She looks like a ten dollar ugly hooker, I can’t believe Eli Roth has been inside that.

  14. anon says:

    well she has a nice figure…tis a pity she’s a junkie. sad story

  15. hatsumomo says:

    When I read this and read it and read it, my skin just got this weird slimy crawling feeling. That has got to be a real low for anyone, never mind her. Maybe because Im too ‘Old fashioned’ but I would never do herion let alone a one night stand and let the dude take pics to prove it. How can this girl even live with herself? How can Eli live with her? This just further my theory that most guys dont want classy ladies anymore. They just want skanks and junkies.

  16. gg says:

    Why are young guys like him even having an Rx for Cialis? Good grief. Is Cialis the new date rape drug?

  17. ams says:

    i find this hilarious! great story.

  18. Melanie says:

    just in case you didn’t know, her mum was paula yates who died from a heroin overdose in 2000.

  19. Erin says:

    given her mom’s history, this is f’ing sad.

  20. sickofit says:

    the money raised with live aid ( whatsoever) was mainly used to by weapons by the countries the money went to. first i really couldnt believe it, but it seems to be true. also bob geldof is said to be broke completely. and i wondered how peaches could maintain her livestyle. well now i know… great, girl, go for it.

  21. John Doe says:

    Best. Story. Ever.

    And what a punchline “Ruined Thanksgiving”
    Effin brilliant!

    I’m setting up a church to worship Thatcoolguyben as a living God.

    How do I apply for tax free status?

  22. Hell says:

    with the parents she has i totally don’t blame her..and the last pic is actually cute (in a way).

  23. girl says:

    Umm, who said he had a prescription for the Cialis?

    I know a lot of people are saying “What was Eli thinking rubbing tacos with THAT?” Maybe Eli is into all this stuff too? Who knows?

  24. Fran says:

    Can I just say, on behalf of British people, that we all FUCKING HATE this girl. She is a useless attention-seeking twat, and a poor man’s Paris Hilton. Yeah, she’s had a tough life (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence RIP) but she’s a spoiled brat who needs to get her shit together and get off the fucking TV. Hate her. Even her irritating younger sister is going to uni.

  25. K.C. says:

    How long til travolta, Tom Cruise and Kirstie alley start trying to do damage control on this story? Not much of a spin you can put on this treat. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

  26. trvlbug529 says:

    Lie all you want Peaches but your eyes tell the true story.

    This girl will end up like her mother. Mark my word!

  27. ligeia says:

    haha wow she sure looks nothing like a super photoshopped image of her where she was posing for some lingerie company. ewwww

  28. Valerie says:

    Who is Eli Roth? Never heard of him before this.

  29. GrrrrlGrace says:


  30. Madisyn says:

    Snapdragon, love it! “everything she knows she learned from lindsay lohan”. True dat!

  31. Vajayjay says:

    I hate how this guys is so kiss-and-tell about this. What a jerk off!

  32. Solveig says:

    Well, she’s not the first spoiled brat in HW that acts like that, probably most of the celebrities you admire did (do?)
    what she did, so what?
    She’ll end up like her mother? Sad.
    She’ll be a saint? Fine.
    She’s doing what many teenagers do, but do on a harder level.
    Oh, and she must be quite trashy but I do like some of her tattoos.

  33. Shannon says:

    I totally believe this because the guy didn’t make anything up about being a rockstar in bed; he actually admitted to having problems getting it up. That alone really nails it (no pun intended) for me.

    And you can just tell they’re on heroin from the eyes. Red-rimmed but very wide (unlike weed, which makes you heavy-lidded) and slightly glassy.

    I feel bad for Peaches, heroin isn’t just something people use recreationally these days, is it? I mean, I suppose anything is possible in LA/Hollywood, but in my neck of the woods it’s not something people really play around with unless they’ve already got a hard drug problem. The one person I know who has done heroin was heavily into meth at the time. Given that her mother died of a heroin overdose, I think Peaches must be an addict.

  34. paranel says:

    Hope she finds her way back soon and not die of an overdose one of these days…

  35. kiki says:

    Like Mother like daughter how sad

  36. CeeCee12 says:

    She doesn’t seem well in the head. She goes through men at an alarming rate. I absolutely believe this story. It goes along with everything else that has been written about her in the last few years.

  37. anon says:

    Eli Roth is in it for the drugs because that girl is tore up! Her body is pathetic!

  38. Rianna says:

    I feel so sorry for her. You think that she would have learned from her parents and stayed away from that stuff.
    And when you are high… you will do basically anything including letting people take pictures of you. Heroin lowers your self inhabition and you are more inclined to do things like that.

    Oh and her manager can go suck it if he wants to tell me she is not high. Look at her eyes… she has that dead junkie stare.

  39. asiont says:

    the guy is totally unattractive

  40. Tru says:

    anyone can be a celeb now days. totally dirty and disgusting.

    welp, he has the pics to prove it.

  41. WeSLyN says:

    i wanna say like 80% of heroin addicts relapse at some point…

  42. ProudBrit says:

    i see the Yanks were the first to jump on the slagging off bandwagon. so what she took her clothes off and posed naked for a few pictures. and a bit of a scandal story. nothing different to some of teh dirty slags you got over there that do the same. as the saying goes. dont throw stones in glass houses.

  43. Trillion says:

    uh, ProudBrit, I think you’re the only one bringing nationality into this…
    Besides, you can’t tell where commenters are from unless it’s indicated in their name or content.
    So you can relax now.

  44. ViktoryGin says:

    Though I believe this happened, the guy is bad news. Apparently, he’s been expelled from school on a few charges including assault. He allegedly locked some chick up against her will and put a knife to her throat while threatening to kill her.

  45. Dawn says:

    All I can said is ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  46. gg says:

    I wonder if it’s more dangerous to use Viagara or Cialis while doing hard drugs. Other than being overexuberant with the sex, I mean.

  47. Linda says:

    That is not Eli Roth. It doesn’t even look like him.

  48. Alis says:

    I find the look in her eyes in the solo picture heartbreaking. She looks like a little girl, and I feel sad about what she gets herself into. No self-esteem.

  49. Zelda says:

    I loved this story.

    And holy sh*t, are there ever a lot of judgemental prudes in the comments section. Imagine! People having sex! With someone they are not in a committed relationship with! Egads…the world is just falling apart, falling apart…

    For the record, I hate every above poster who called this girl a “skank”. Apply it to both of them or neither of them you mysogynistic, frigid crybabies.

  50. Aussie Mama says:

    No surprises here at all.
    Daughter of Satan Bob, did lots for his ego, but how much money did the poor nations actually get??? Jack shit that’s how much. Bob had his daughters live on an entirely seperate floor, from him and his French girlfriend. this guy is a selfish, smelly pig, who is anything but a saint.
    Paula (mother died of a heroin overdose), never got over Michael Hutchence.
    And the kids are screwed up?
    Were they ever going to be anything but!

  51. Lilly says:

    Linda- No that’s not Eli Roth ! she is supposed to be dating him (he was in Inglorious basterds). As for her parents, Bob Geldof is famous for his do=dooder image from 20 years back (Feed the World) but has been out of the limelight since. Was busy NOT raising his daughter. Her mother, Paula Yates, heroin addict…Dead. Her step-father, Michael Hutchence…Dead (was lead singer INXS). totally believe this story. She is an absolulte wreck and is gonna end up dead. Get your sh*t together girl

  52. She’s a spoiled, ungrateful little whore.

    Then again, what do I know?

  53. mags says:

    1st rule of the hook up…no photographic evidence. especially if the guy is that busted looking. ^*~

  54. outsider says:

    guys. look at this:
    there is something wrong in the world. Eli must have gone mad (he’s definitely shameless).why would anyone drive around with a baseball bat in hollywood? is that in case peaches transforms into a warewolf (with those teeth, I wouldn’t be surprised)? how can people/friends still look at eli wothout loling?
    plus: stop with the Paula Yates story. I know many people who have been abused as children or have drug addict parents and they all turned out just fine and normal.
    the problem here is that anyone who claims to be a celebrity can be a celebrity (see Cory Kennedy and so on)and people (like Ultimo or agent provocateur) think is cool to use these people in their ad campaign. Peaches doesn’t have the body of a lingerie model (she’s no naomi campbell), she should be doing ads for clothes, at best.
    still, I bet we are all very disappointed at Eli (he should stick with making movies and reading fangoria).