Yesterday, I channeled my Linnocent role model and tried to psychologically get into the crack-addled mind of Lindsay Lohan. The result was a major screwup in which I published what I thought was going to be an open post for Lindsay’s eventual court appearance, which I truly thought was going to be held yesterday. Her court date is in reality TODAY, so that’s on me. I still feel like crap about it, and I’m really sorry for the mixup.
That being said, I’m not the only one with crossed signals! TMZ and Radar have taken their war of butt-hurt media one-upmanship to the Ongoing Crack Tragedy of Linnocent. TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay and Shawn Chapman Holley were asking the judge for a continuance in which they could negotiate a plea deal further. According to TMZ, the judge had agreed to the continuance, and Lindsay told them: “I am ready for court tomorrow, and I believe that the truth will prevail through all of this.”
BUT! Radar reports this morning that the continuance is a no-go. A source “directly related to the case” (meaning: someone from the DA’s office) tells Radar: “There will be NO continuance granted by Judge Keith Schwartz, period, end of discussion. Judge Schwartz told Lohan at the last hearing that he wouldn’t continue the case again.” Radar insists that the standing plea offer is 90 days jail sentence, in which Lindsay would end up spending about 21 days in jail, and that Lindsay has rejected the offer. A source tells Radar: “If Lindsay does decide to do an open plea in front of Judge Schwartz on Thursday, he will likely then set the matter for sentencing, which will then likely be set for another date in the very near future.”
Radar also includes the low-down on what would happen if Lindsay doesn’t accept the plea today, and she doesn’t get a continuance either. In that case, Judge Schwartz will transfer the case to Judge Stephanie Saunter, who Radar refers to as a “tough as nails, by the book judge”. Lindsay will then get a preliminary hearing, and then Linnocent would have to stand trial. Radar notes: “Judge Sautner would likely sentence her on the spot for the probation violation, and remand her into custody immediately.”
Anyway, Lindsay is due at the courthouse at 8: 30 PST, 11:30 EST. FREE LINNOCENT. Thanks to IDLITW for the story!
UPDATE: I’m turning this junk into an Open Post for all things Linnocent! Enjoy.
Magazine scans courtesy of CelebsGossip.net.
I liked yesterdays Linnocent photos better! These are too ‘shopped!
She always looks like she stinks.
Take 2:
Vodka CocoPuffs? Check!
Spiked beverage in a “discreet” can like Rockstar? Check!
Spiked watermelon balls? Check!
Popcorn with extra crack butter? Check!
Let the Crack Legal Games begin! *said in a boxing-announcer voice*
*waits for happygirl & brin to join the party*
Yay, sounds like Lindsay will be doing time…lots of it too! 😀
Kaiser, please stop beating yourself up. I think you actually built up the excitement of the Crackiest Trial of the century…and now the day has come! 🙂 Plus, we love you, you’re forgiven!!
And you KNOW I’ll be here waiting for it all to go down – let the CRACK DRAMA COMMENCE!!
with sooo many far more talented actresses in hollywood like emma stone, jennifer lawrence, emma watson, natalie portman and mila kunis, WHY DOES LINDSAY STILL EXIST!!!! these other women are grounded, infintely more talented and certainly much more well adjusted. THERE SIMPLY IS NO ROOM FOR A SCREW UP LIKE LINDSAY IN HOLLYWOOD, go back to middle america and sort out whatever is left of your life
Thanks, Happygirl! I really do feel like I screwed up so badly. I must have gotten a contact high from Linnocent.
I don’t know how you can keep all this crack litigation straight, Kaiser. Thanks for the update…see you in crack court!
*I’m here, fellow crackies…brought the Jolly Ranchers, too!*
@#6 Why does Lindsay exist? I know right she is an undying cockroach.
Just take a look at where her Mean Girl co-stars Rachel MacAdams, and Amanda Seyfried are at in their careers.
Yes Jennifer I was thinking the same thing! No matter how pretty she may look in the photo, she give the aura of dirty laundry and armpit.
Kaiser, I just fell out of my chair at “contact high from Linnocent” !! OMG…
@original bellaluna & brin ~ Woohoo!! Countdown has begun! I love that you ladies have all the good snacks today, too!! 🙂 I have the crack covered bon-bons if anyone’s interested!
I brought the happy brownies and the pot pops, but considering I am WAY too close to my 100 pounds lost – I also brought the coke laced cigarellas for all us dieters here at the the potluck, oops I mean crackluck!
I feel like we are tailgating the local high school homecoming game! Only dirtier, and smellier – and that begs to the questions how in the world can one woman, I’m sorry Dina, I meant one LITTLE GIRL be dirtier and smellier than a damn sweaty highschool football team?
And, what in olfactory hell is wrong with Samanatha Ronson?
How is nipple not showing in that first picture? O.o;
I’m really hoping the crackhead takes this to trial. It will be epic.
@ brin & happygirl – Awesome! I think our crack-snackage is complete! 11 minutes to show time. If anyone needs to use the potty, now’s the time. 🙂
@littleFATme – HAHAHAHA! Boggles the mind, doesn’t it? And congrats (truly) on your weight loss. Good on you!
Are we going to get an open post for this one?
You know LL is going to be busting out another “look at me, look at me, oh won’t someone just pay a little bit of attention to me because I’m a lost little girl but look at my cleavage” outfit.
LOL….we need to be high to follow this! Where’s the bong?
10 mins till trial begins! Come on…big money big money big money….no whammies…
OMG you guys are CRACKING me up!!!
@littleFAT ~ Love the post! YES! We’re tailgating! 😉 so much fun!
@original – hahahahaha!! Ok, I’m just overcome by the excitement…love the potty reminder! 😉
Now, ladies, which network will have the best coverage of the Crack Legal Game Drama?
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!! I can’t find the remote! *sobs crack tears*
@original – NO CRACK TEARS!!! (although that’s hilarious!) I’m just watching the live stream on TMZ…she hasn’t shown up yet…
bellaluna – TMZ & Radar have live streams. I’m sure CourtTV will probably cover it live too!
BITCH IS LATE.
@ Kaiser – Thanks Kaiser! Also, since I’m in SoCali, they’ve been playing it up on KCal 9 and a couple other local LA stations, as well. Of course she’s late.
@ happy – Found it! No crack tears!
Yep-watching it on TruTV (old CourtTV) right now!
Of course she’s late. This is her red carpet walk.
Maybe she’s done a runner…
I’m watching the TMZ feed and the guy just said that she hasn’t even left her house yet! She’s so fucked.
She’s late because she’s trying to make sure her lips are big enough for her strut walk into court. Oh, and she probably put underwear on by accident this time so she’ll have to take those off. Beauty takes time, people!
Oh, hahahaha! Late to court!
Dumb crackhead….should have stolen a watch, too!
ok, getting bored now…surely she should be taken into custody just for being late???
Why isn’t TMZ live feed working??? Ahhhhh…gonna miss the crack drama ;(
Okay…LMAO at “crack-snackage”!
@mln76 “Just take a look at where her Mean Girl co-stars Rachel MacAdams, and Amanda Seyfried are at in their careers. ”
So true and ultimately sad… one big difference is (at least to date), neither of those two are famewhores with famewhore parents. Lindsey Lohan is a modern day Gypsy Rose.
Unfreaking real. She’s late! KTLA in Los Angeles is sort of covering it; will cover it, I gather, when she shows up. I can’t believe she’s late! Why is she never penalised?
Does anyone know where the hell she is?
I’m STILL waiting for someone to be “by the book” regarding this mess. If I did half the crap she did I’d be in Guantanamo Bay by now. END IT! PLEASE!
Kaiser – Bitch IS late!! WTH?? I hope this pisses off the judge.
@Roma – Right!?!
@bella – I have the crack Kleenex if it happens again. 😉
Seriously, they need to close the border. Crackhead is probably headed to Mexico.
What multiple changing excuses is she going to use for being so late? This move could cost her days more in jail. She’s such an entitled piece of work.
– edit – they’re showing her house and she hasn’t left as someone was saying earlier, lol!
@ Jennifer – LMAO! Too right!
@ happy – Thank you. You’re so good to me.
How far is Venice from the courthouse? 20 minutes? 30? She’s now guaranteed to be at least 30 minutes late. How is this shit able to happen? Please oh please let her get thrown in jail for contempt or something. A lack of respect is so obvious by this crackhead.
Free Lindsay!
Free Lindsay!
Free Lindsay!
Ahahaha. Just needed the laugh.
And whoever has Jolly Ranchers with alcohol in them needs to pass them my way.
Ha, TMZ now has a live feed outside of her house!!! Jesus Christ
Now TMZ has a live feed of her house. Bitch still hasn’t left.
ooohhh….she’s finally leaving on radar…wow a whole 15 mins late!!
Why isn’t TMZ working for me???? Its always the better feed 🙁
She just left.
She’s JUST leaving.
Kaiser. Stop. I feel like a Cocker Spaniel. I just peed myself a little at the “border” comment.
With her being so late, would the judge now rescind the continuance that he was supposedly going to give her? She obviously doesn’t respect the court’s time so why should the court respect hers?
In all seriousness, ladies, there is no way (on these Cali freeways) she’s going to make it to the border in morning commuter traffic. Maybe she’ll head to Vegas? Or Canada?
I’m so joyously cracked to be here for the countdown to the crackdown on cracky crackerson! I think I may have a crackgasm!
Hollowdoll – Crackgasm! LOVE IT! 😀
Feed working now 😀
god, how sad is this watching her vehicle drive along a road….I really should get a life, but I just can’t!!!
So bad, feel a frisson of excitement at what is to come….voyeurism rules!!
Kaiser / CB pls don’t moderate my every comment…I promise I’m not posting anything obscene!!
Are they shooting this from a helicopter? You’ve got to be kidding.
lol@ ‘crackgasm’
Maybe that’s why LiLo always has a smirk on her face!
Does she think “fashionably late” applies to court appearances as well as blow parties and envelope-openings?
This is Crackie’s version of a movie premiere.
Looks like she’s stuck in traffic sucking on a crack pipe.
Whenever she’s late, I just picture Danette Meyers rings up her office and says “Called it!” Then she brings out the deck of cards and plays Old Maid in tribute to LaLohan.
Everyone get ready to hold up your mug shot shot glasses in a toast to Crackhead’s arrival.
@Ruby ~ girl, don’t feel like the Lone Ranger! We can’t escape the excitement of all the crack drama!
Ooohh!! brin!! Yes!! **holds up crackie mug shot shot glass**
Seriously…how long is this DRIVE?? Jeez…I’m gonna have to potty again soon!
I super love the OJ feel of watching her drive to the courthouse.
brin – Whoops! I already did a shot, because she was late. My bad.
We also need to do a shot for every lame-ass excuse she or Holley offer up for being late. Who’s with me?
Yes, LL, keep the Judge, the DA, your attorney, the Bailiffs and ALL court personnel waiting for your crack ass to show up!
She’s now 30 minutes late. 30 minutes = 30 days?
@ the original bellaluna, I’m with you all the way!!!
@ Happygirl lol! its the guilty pleasure!
@bella ~ HAHA! I’m with ya! Hell, I can call a cab to get me home from work! 😉
@Devon – I’m REALLY hoping it’s like 30 minutes late = 6 months! LOL
Make it a double, cheers Bellaluna!
@the original bellaluna…works for me!
Not sure is anyone else heard this, but when the judge asked Blohan’s attorney where her client was, she claim the judge said the hearing was supposed to be at 9:00, not 8:30. And the judge couldn’t read his own writing, so he went back into chambers.
I CANNOT F’IN BELIEVE THIS!
No boobs, no bare legs?
Right idea but 40 minutes late.
Who pays her attorney? Because I would think that whoever it is would need MAJOR bucks because she would be a nightmare to rep.
@ the original bellaluna, you have got to be kidding me!!!???
Kaiser, CB, and my fellow CB.com lovers – God, I love this site! You’re the best!
Cheers, all! *raises glass in prep for 2nd cracked-out excuse for lateness*
35 minutes late! JESUS.
If she goes to prison do you think Oprah will give her a prison reality show on OWN? And would it be totally shameful if I said Id probably watch?
@bella~ WHAT??? Are you for-freaking-real?? Don’t make me fire my optimism today. For F*ck’s SAKE!
Cheers!!!! 😉
@ Ruby Red & happy – True as God. It was on HLN, a cable news affiliate. But hey, on the up-swing, that was the first cracked-out excuse…did you ladies do your shots of delusion?
Taking a page from Kaiser’s book:
Lindsay’s court attire: cracktastic or tragic?
Bottoms up!!!
@brin its better than previous attire but still a minidress. *eyeroll*
@ brin – Cheers!
And h-e-r-e we go!
@ Bella, lol!! 1 down with bottle on standby for the next one!!
Ooooh, courtroom time ;D
Shots of delusion at the ready, ladies!
Cheers, brin!! You know…I couldn’t hardly tell what she was wearing, it all happened so quickly..but just for the sake of argument, I’m going to go with crack tragic. Can I make that a choice? LOL (it looks like latex? IDK..)
Oooh is judge hinting that blown is leaking?
OMG, this judge is as big of a divo as OJ’s judge!
Maybe we should change the drinking game to include the judge’s pontificating on lack of confidentiality. UGH!
I can’t believe how often she keeps looking at the camera. She’s not even subtle about it.
Why does she slather fake tan all over herself? I bet her natural skin colour is beautiful.
So she is rejecting the plea deal-which means that there is a high probability that she will get off since the store sold the tape footage. UGH! You know they are going to use that as reason to throw the trial out! >:(
omg! the next thing you know the judge is going to pull out a bag of the white stuff an do a happy dance on the table!!!
WTF, is this a court case or a smiley happy sitcom????!!
I’m in class and can’t listen to the audio- what is the judge saying?
Gods. Once again, nothing happens to her. Her attorney looks so smug. It’s disgusting.
She’s looking at the camera because she knows that SHE is the leak of info.
Please wipe that smirk off your face, Crackie.
‘alright everybody, have a nice day’
you have got to be kidding me???!!
And wipe the smirk off yours, too, Holley. Just. UGH.
Everyone one else was there at 8:30. How convenient that only lilo “misread” her call time.
Crackhead.
Jackson, ITA! She’s knows it’s her and she loves it.
UM….WTF JUST HAPPENED???? Un-F*CKING-BELIEVABLE!!!!
I just threw my crack covered bon bons at my monitor. And…I’m taking another shot now.
Now when I see her in photos I am wondering which items she “borrowed” from the set.
Well, I’m officially disgusted. For all that judge’s blathering about “no special treatment” and “you’re no different than anyone else” this just confirms what I already knew: He’s just like everyone else involved in her little atmosphere.
so its over?!
wow, what a let down 🙁
@Jennifer: HAHAHAHAHAHA. So true, so well-put, so succinct. I’d never really thought about it, but she truly does look like she’d smell terrible.
@ Ruby Red – Yeah. It’s like the hot guy with the big schlong who turns out to be a “minute man.”
*passes around the crack snackage* Enjoy, everyone. We have plenty.
These comments are more entertaining than anything that actually transpired.
Might someone clarify for me how Lindsay has violated probation since she hasn’t been tried, much less convicted, of this latest incident? Seriously. How can she have violated probation by getting into trouble that hasn’t been proven? I’m a little fuzzy on it and by no means defending her but it seems like if the probation violation that is resulting in this possibility of going back to jail is based on just an accusation, how is that real justice?
Did I miss another situation? The presumed assault of the worker at rehab? What?
Someone hep’ me here, mmmkay?
@Roma “Are they shooting this from a helicopter? You’ve got to be kidding.”
All I could picture is Kathy Griffin in a helicopter trying to put Lindsey out of her misery. ;-P
@ jay – I encourage you to review previous Blohan stories on the web. I don’t know everything she’s done, but I do know this:
When you are on probation (as she has been for a while now) you are not supposed to commit more crimes. Kinda like “parole lite”.
What a LET DOWN. Now Lindsay will make a 10th court appearance in 10 months.
@ jay “how is that real justice?”, its LA and she is a (chokes on my vomit as I write the next) a ‘celeb’ – there is no real justice, its just a happy sitcom type media frenzy
@ Bella, you’re too much 😀 my sides are hurting from laughing at that comment! Downing another shot as I type!!!
Ugh, why are we surprised?
Oh, Innocent. I’m sorry. *pours more shots of delusion for us*
I’m not geting this at all.
I thought this hearing was about her taking the plea or not, and now they just set a new date?
True Bella, so Innocent (aka Dina) is notably absent from this post…hmmmm
Prob on her way back to Lindsays to have a few more snorts and shots of delusion herself!
Edit – thanks Kaiser & CB for not moderating me during the live feed, tho notice I am now being moderated again…sigh..but I still love this site 😀
Edit – god, Innocent is here! I have obv drunk too many shots of delusion and didn’t notice… Apologies Innocent…
@ Isa – Blohan rejected the plea, so the new date is for her three-ring crack-circus trial. We’ll tailgate again, so everyone remember to bring the crack snackage.
@ Ruby Red – Very true, very true. I’m sure the partying (at least through the weekend) will be EPIC for Blohan and her hangers-on.
@ bella – you know I’ll be here, gf 😉 I’ll bring more crack snacks next time, too!
I’m late I’m Late sorry!! Can you pass me some of the cracksnacks?
I just finished off the crack lunch I brought with my bottle of rum
All HAIL LILO didnt go to JAIL!!!
AGAIN
the original bella luna:
I know you must stay out of trouble on probation; my question is how is just an accusation enough to warrant revocation? Seriously. I would think it would require actual proof and conviction otherwise it’s fairly easy to cause this kind of action, just say anything, I guess.
Ruby Red:
As to “real justice”, I actually edited in a comment on “real/justice” being sorta oxymoronic in Hollyweird but it didn’t take.:-)
Anyhoo, I still am struggling with the concrete reasoning of threatening her with jail for probation violation for a crime that hasn’t been definitely proven much less tried in court.
It’s just such a slippery slope; going to jail for something that you didn’t commit when you absolutely have committed others is always seemed divine retribution (at last) but it just doesn’t read like they have made a clear case for it all at this point.
Maybe too many raspberry martinis yesterday are causing me some brain fog but maybe someone totally in the clear could enlighten me.
Sigh. I need some excitement in my life; watching these trainwrecks is getting old. But, then, this site is always on top of anything/anyone who brings it in a major way, so there is that.:-)
Thanks. Time redeemed.
I don’t know how Kilo Crackhan gets away with all this B.S. I’m really hoping the next judge gives her the smack down but good. She could add a jailhouse tattoo to the rest of her “high quality” trailer trash tats.
I really wish she would get her head out of her ass. I used to think she was a saucy b*tch. Now it’s just sad.
@Johnny Depp’s girl – Girl…have some crack snacks! brin has the tequila filled Jolly Ranchers, original bellaluna has the vodka fueled CocoPuffs & crack buttered popcorn, and I’ve got the crack covered bon bons. Help yourself! And please join us next time at the tailgating party! 😉
@ original Bella Luna:
Thank you, I just updated myself on TMZ, because it was over before I even had a chance to witness it myself.
She bought herself more time, but the outcome could still be her taking the plea.
@ Jay, oh ok cool…hollyweird is just plain weird! good luck with figuring out the rest of your question! 😉
Anyhows, off back to my real life now, see you all next time for more snack cracks and shots of delusion 😀
Damn, I was at work,couldn’t participate!
Any crack snacks left?
Can anyone say ‘slut shaming’? I mean come on, in comparison the guys get a free pass. David Arquette, Shia LaBeouf, etc., it’s a ‘boys will be boys’ double standard. Even in Robert Downey Jr.’s worst drugged out years, the coverage was and is mostly sympathetic if you happen to be a drug using male celebrity.
1. A plea deal is A LOT less expensive than a trial and thus, where possible and appropriate, is encouraged.
2. Lindsay IS going to jail one way or another–either from the plea deal or the probation violation.
3. @Jay. Probation is a privilege granted by the court which enables the defendant to serve less (or no) jail time under certain conditions. As the person has been found guilty of a crime, the court may, at its discretion, send the person to prison/jail for the remainder of their sentence if the court BELIEVES the conditions have been violated. There is a hearing (due process) but the standard of proof is low.
@ sapphire – you didn’t miss much in court ~ but this thread sure has been entertaining! **passes crack snacks** 😉
Well apparently I didn’t miss a thing while I was out getting my hair all pretty. She is still as smug as ever.
@ sloane and other sympathizers.
I don’t hate her for the drug use…it’s her obvious sense of entitlement that angers. Her smug sneer while sitting there, her turning these court dates into her personal movies. Her calling up the paps to come document her trip to Millions of Milkshakes. Twice.
She even has photographic history of thieving. She was papped wearing that fur coat when leaving…but wearing a different coat when she entered.
Her constant whining and claiming to be a victim while making money off her trainwreck status. She treated Samantha despicably yet claims that dating a woman was the biggest risk anyone could take. As if Ellen hadn’t already paved that road. And Ellen treated Anne Heche a hell of a lot better.
RDJ actually went to jail. He took responsibility. Lindsay refuses. She got herself a lawyer who finds every loophole in the letter of the law so she can avoid the spirit of the law.
Lindsay doesn’t know what shame is.
@skeptical
Absolutely agree with you.
WTH?? Didn’t any of you have to work?? 🙂