Kanye West wants world leaders at his funeral. [Celebs]
Candace Bushnell is in the midst of a ballerina sex scandal. [Gawker]
Lindsay Lohan‘s ever-changing crack face. [Celebslam]
CODE RED BANGS TRAUMA: The Jenna Dewan Edition. [Go Fug Yourself]
Vanessa Hudgens‘s new piece is still very fancy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Irina Shayk‘s terrible GQ Spain shoot. [Moe Jackson]
Valerie Bertinelli talks about weight loss, diets. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Wait, FHM has an Indian edition? The misogynists have won. [Jezebel]
Demi Moore weeps at a funeral. [Radar]
Jessica Simpson is still talking ‘bout babies. [Life & Style]
Kristie Alley‘s size six ass doing some Christmas shopping. [INFDaily]
Does Andy Serkis really deserve an Oscar campaign? [Videogum]
Review of The Artist – I want to see this! [PopBytes]
Random D-list celebrities in bikinis. [Hollywood Rag]
Dr. Phil regrets his vasectomy. [LimeLife]
Blake Lively‘s Pillow Baby. [CityRag]
Christie Brinkley owes back-taxes. [Bitten and Bound]
I dislike Zoe Saldana‘s outfit, but I LOVE her purse. [Starpulse]
What is the date for Kanye’s funeral?
I may have to cancel plans.
LOL!
OMG! I nearly choked on my grilled cheese sammich reading this headling..
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Kanye.. this would so happen. NOT!
I’m seriously considering making my labor and delivery playlist ALL KANYE because if there was ever a time that you need an overdose of ego, it’s when you’re in labor.
BRING IT, KANYE.
@ Kaiser, I love this site but is there any way the links can open a new tab? I know, I’m picky.
Hold the ctrl key down before clicking the link.
Not sure how this site works but if its generated code without an option to open into a new window, she would have to code the links to target out to new tabs/windows – it can be a pain in the arse.
*edit i see they use wordpress so maybe its an option – sorry for commenting on this – its the nerd in me lol
I’m just lazy lol- dlisted’s links open in a new tab so Michael has spoiled me.
🙂
Is this clown for real?
he is such an adult-brat!!!
hahahahahaha
I want to see “The Artist” too. It looks good. Love the little dog!
Beware the Kirstie Alley link contains malware!
Thank you for the warning! 🙂
Is this douche for real?
Lindsay Lohan looks exactly like Dana Plato in the picture that appears when you open the link. Is this her most recent “fac?” How fitting.
Too bad Pol Pot’s not still alive. I’m sure he’d be game.
LOL!
He is such a delusional little narcissist.
Ohmygoodness! My thoughts EXACTLY! I just sent the link to a friend and pointing out that I should like to hope that saying this out loud helps him put two and two together and realize that he comes up short and needs to make some changes. However, the longer he has a public voice/presence the more I’m convinced he’s both narcissistic and out-of-touch-with-reality.
After all of their flirting when he was in NY last year, I’m bummed he and the-Kim-who’s-name-I-almost-fear-to-mention-b/c-things-have-been-quiet-in-that-camp-of-late didn’t become a couple. They have SO much in common!
Narcissistic people are so fun to watch. People who walk the Earth with an undeserved sense of entitlement fascinate me.
Anyone else think this guy may be more than just an “eccentric”?
I think he’s got a couple screws loose.
when did he die?
I hope that when he does die, he’s ancient history already. Can’t stand the narcissistic douche one bit. As my dad liked to say of people he disliked “I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire”….
Lindsay Lohan makes me wanna barf. I clicked through a few of those photos and almost lost my lunch. She’s just nasty. Am pretty sure her tits are almost at her waist already because she never wears a bra…
Ick, shudder…
Seriously, how do I get to the next page or the rest of the comments? I will see at the top that there are 19 comments but I can only see the first 15. Can you help?
I can help and don’t feel bad Maggs, I felt like an idiot. If you count the comments and the replies you will have the right number of comments. Replies aren’t numbered.
Thank you!
Why do you hate all bangs? I mean, those bangs aren’t the greatest, sure, but I mean should every time someone gets bangs it be labeled “Bangs trauma”?
Maybe kanye is actually planning an imminent event? He has probably realized this existence is too limiting, it can’t contain his greatness–so’s he’s chomping at the bit to check out the next one.
*sigh* oh kanye.
in other news The Artist is a great film, and you should all see it.
Zoe is looking more and more like Erica Badu, right?
One thing the world is never short of is egotistical idiots!
RIP KANYE!!!!
I don’t get the fuss about Zoe’s purse. It looks like a basic black bag to me
K, can I call you K? Lemme sit ya down here for a sec.
Most regular, everyday, non-leader types will barely notice your passing. If they do take note, they will care little, if at all. Honestly, I think you’re aiming a mite too high here.
Yeah, just like they all turned out for his mother.
Riggghhhtt.
Cuz I’m sure the ‘world leaders’ would have nothing better to do than attend this jackass’ funeral.
Let’s see: contributions to society…oh right, made MILLIONS off singing about how awesome he is.
He is living in his own little ghetto snowglobe!
Kanye West. His listenable rap is autotuned. He’s Rihanna.
I’d say to all rappers these days. Get over yourselves. Endless celeb bragging is kinda ovah. And nobody in the game now is really all that. The invention and innovation days are not your era.
But I’m all for the funeral.
World Leaders? I don’t know about that, but I’d support the leaders of the westboro baptist church at his funeral. Kanye, it’s time for a game-changer, drop the ‘tude’ and do something worthy of a world leader even KNOWING who you are. When he first came out, I thought he might be the one who changes the rap game, but so far all he’s done is serial date ho’s, jump on the stage and scare the curls out of lil’ Tay-Tay Swift, make crazy ego-fueled statements about how great HE is and that’s about it.
The only world leader who would show up is W, and that’s to make sure this loser is really taking a dirt nap.
Hey Kanye……you go ahead and start by jumping in front of the nearest bus…..and first thing tomorrow morning when I get up I’ll start makin’ them calls…..promise!
I’m SHOCKED that Kanye recognizes his own mortality.
He’s gay, right?
He’s got a VERY punchable face. When I look at him, a red mist falls over my eyes.
Kanye West the Pest as my boy calls him. He don’t stop.Good for him. either laugh along or ignore him. He is actually talented and highly driven, his bizarre egocentric persona is part of his appeal. Dude is troubled, and too forthcoming for his own good. Does anyone recall his old cut..can’t recall the name, but the hook was “we all insecure, i’m just not ashamed to admit it”…he is what he is and I hope all his blustering does not overshadow the fact that he is a talented, complex man with demons to spare. Listen to “Diamonds from Sierra Leone” he is not a one note charlie. Give the pest some slack, in the future he may surprise us all…travers out!
He’s got a screw loose but he really is ultra-talented which just adds to his huge ego. His recent album was EXCELLENT, super high quality with great songs. I like him, can you blame the guy for having a big ego? Every popular actor/musician does.
Sorry, but I have to forgive this guy for all he does wrong or weird. He’ll never get over the sudden loss of his mother and he blames himself for giving her the money for the surgery. I don’t think I’ve ever been so depressed over a celebrity losing their mom. He just loved her more than life itself. He’s so talented. I hope someday he’ll meet someone that can fill his mothers shoes. He needs to give that love to someone in the flesh to get his sanity back. Still so sad his heart aches.
Shame he’s turning into an egotistical A-hole. He’s supposed to be one of the few intelligent musicians out there.
KW is a Tool Bag full of NUTS!
proof you can be a mediocre, genuinely crazy artist. crazy doesnt mean genius