Here is a post devoted solely to the hot man meat (and some “mystery meat” too) of last night’s BAFTAs – I‘ve already covered my main man Michael Fassbender here. Let’s just start with Brad Pitt, just because. Brad was there solo, so he doesn’t get an entire post devoted to himself. Angelina Jolie stayed behind in Berlin, apparently, schmoozing and hanging out with Luc Besson. Brad looked nice – I mean, the man knows how to wear a suit, and he takes the time and effort to get stuff tailored. I’m sure Tom Ford (and I have no idea if this suit is Tom Ford, I’m just saying this for emphasis) has Brad’s measurements written in stone somewhere, so it’s easy for Brad to look good. He should have given that coat to Jessica Chastain, though.
I’m doing this no particular order, so please don’t yell at me and claim I’m trying to say Tom Hiddleston is the next hottest guy. He isn’t. I don’t get the Hiddleston love, but enjoy.
Ralph Fiennes does not look good here. Whenever I see a man with this kind of overwhelming beard, they remind me of my Indian relations. Yes, Ralph looks vaguely Indian to me here. Getting hot for him feels incestuous, that’s what I’m saying.
Jean Dujardin and his wife – she’s really pretty. I like Dujardin a lot, but he doesn’t always photograph that well in still pictures.
Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe – I was going to say they both looked kind of rough, but who am I kidding? I would hit it with either of them. Or both.
Jon Hamm is another one that doesn’t always photograph well. I love him to death, but he looks his age and in some photos, he was looking haggard. Ugh, I need Mad Men. NOW!
Colin Firth and Livia – Livia is so gorgeous, I forget to look at Colin. I love them together, though. So elegant, so classy.
The Cloonster also went solo last night. Maybe he and Brad had it planned that way the whole time!
The sheer fact that Gary Oldman’s wife is so amazingly gorgeous (and young) makes me think Gary has it going on in the bedroom. So… that’s sexy.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Dujardin is handsome, but he photographs terribly. Why does this happen?
And nice to see Tom Hiddleston. He was the best part of Thor.
Co-sign on Hiddles being the best part of Thor. I would totally be in a Loki-Thor sandwich! And my Hiddleboner is seriously raging after seeing this pic, despite the velvet jacket. *drools on self*
Talent is always hot!
Jon Hamn and Colin Firth please.
My thoughts exactly!
That’s his wife? I remember her cell phone clicking everything at the Golden Globes. She was so cute!
Colin & Liv! Period. Nobody beats them.
Gary’s wife is Alexandra Edenborough, aka Alex Eden, a singer.
No I meant Dujardin. Wasn’t clear, sorry.
Hum…. I ll hit…
1)Jean Dujardin
2)Jon Hamm
by now XD
Brad is very thin at the moment isn’t he? He looks good though. Mrs Oldman looks pretty, but gaunt.
Brad is Hot!! so much so that the host asked him to blow a kiss to the TV audience…What i’ve read and watching the videos It was all Brad Pitt.
OMG!!! Clooney first, then Pitt, then Jackman…..I don’t know if I could keep up, but I’d damn sure like to try. Hmmmmmmm, maybe I’ve been alone too long, ya think?
Valjean and Javert take the cake, only in these pics though.
Was Stacy busy in Vegas, or is there no clause in the contract about business trips to Europe?
Ang is still in Berlin for the Cinema for Peace gala tonight, and Brad is back with her. They will go back to LA tomorrow, I think.
Colin and Livia, they look so good together, as do Gary and Alex, and The Artist and his wife.
Oh, and the Hamm!
i cant get why Pitt doesnt cut his hair? i think he would look better and younger
mmmmmmm Tom Hiiddelston ftw – he’s so geeky and cool at the same time.
Clooney and Crowe are the hottest in my opinion, even if I have a crush on Brad Pitt too. I’d just wish he’d cut his hair.
hmm, so hard to chose, i would have to go with..BRAD PITT first and then everyone else, really, there is a lot of handsome, good looking men there,all of them look great. gary oldman wife is beautiful.
I pick Brad too. Then the French guy.
I LOVE Brad’s hair like that!
Brad pitt does nothing for me. he’s so boring now…
In the solo pic of Dujardin, he reminds me of a younger Charlie Sheen.
No! Please don’t compare my new boyfriend to Sheen in any way 🙂
Brad
Fassy (and I don’t always get his hot) and
Firth..
(all looked amazing on that RC)
Fassbender (DUH)
Not only are all of these fine gentlemen good looking they are all extremely talented so their recognition is well deserved.
Gary Oldman and his wife look amazing, hope he wins the oscar. Sorry but to me Brad Pitt looks like an old west marshal, all he needs is a hat and a gun.
The old west look Brad has going on works for me – I love westerns lol.
Fassy first (obv)
then Russ (I’m embarrassed to say it but I’d still hit it all night long)
then Huge Action
then Brad
then Gary
that weird little tom dude last
Brad Pitt is easily the best looking man there or anywhere, the blue eyes is really his I taught they were photo shopped.
I know this is off-topic, but the hot-guy post made me think of it. Kaiser, did you hear that Matt Bomer came out this weekend? I read it on HuffPo this morning.
“Having been the subject of tabloid and blogosphere rumors for some time, Matt Bomer has finally gone public about his sexuality, thanking his partner in an acceptance speech over the weekend.
As Towleroad is reporting, the “White Collar” hunk came out during Saturday’s Steve Chase Humanitarian Awards, where he received the New Generation Arts and Activism Award for his work in the fight against HIV/AIDS. Upon accepting the award, he thanked his partner Simon Halls and his three children. “
Matt Bomer might have come out this weekend, but basically everyone knew he was gay already.
Does Dujardin have a perpetually cocked eyebrow. Every picture of him I see he has a cocked eyebrow and it’s really giving off a douchebag vibe to me.
Oh I know! He seems like a sweet guy in interviews but he does remind me of Tom Hardy in the sense that he seems to suffer from major doucheface. I love Hardy but he really does look like a jerk.
Hahahaha! Agreed. 😀
I say in this order: Fassy, Brad and Colin. Gary Oldman’s wife is H.O.T. He hit it out of the park.
Colin Firth FTW. He could wear Nicki Minaj’s Grammy costume and still be sex on a stick.
Wait, so when George Clooney dates a woman half his age, he’s a “dog” or a “perverted old man” or simply “bearding” but when Gary OLD MAN Oldman does the same thing it means he’s “good in bed” and a stud? Am I missing something? Is it because he put a ring on her finger? Because if that’s the only difference, then that’s just really lame…
I think it’s the stream of much younger women that makes people think Clooney is a “perverted old man”, not just the fact that he likes younger women. The amount of young women and the frequency with which he goes through them is what makes people think he is a dog. Gary Oldman does not do the same thing, as far as we know, so he does not get the same label(s).
Um, Gary Oldman is on his FOURTH wife and yes, he “upgraded” for a younger model. Really, the only difference I see between these two is that one has remained a bachelor.
I see what you mean and, too a degree, I agree with you, but the reasons George gets called a dog or accused of having beards, and the reasons Gary doesn’t, have a lot to do with their careers and personas – it’s not just the relationships. It may be kind of ridiculous, but it’s not that hard to understand when you consider what we know about them and how much attention they get in the media, as well as what kind of attention.
I also must add that Gary Oldman is only 3 years older than George Clooney. If Gary Oldman is old (I don’t think he is), then what does that make George Clooney?
Maybe it’s because, although Stacy and Alex are the same age, Alex looks ten years older. It’s sad but true – being super skinny eats away at your face and she could pass for late-30s/early 40s here. Stacy still looks really youthful in comparison.
Wow the women look hotter than the guys here – Colin Firth is looking good, but his wife looks amazing! Need to rack it up a notch to bring it, guys.
Thank you for including Hiddles, def my number 1.
Pitt, Fassy and then maybe a little bit of Oldman on the side.
I’m surprised people aren’t going on about how ‘thin and bony’ Oldman’s wife is… I guess the skinny bashing is reserved for only one woman. 🙄
OMG, I was just about to post the same thing when I saw your comment. LOL
I wonder too, it can’t be age, as she’s only a couple years younger than Angie. They’re both beautiful, have beautiful skin, taller than average height. Is it because she’s European, I don’t get it.
Edit: I just looked at Gary’s IMDB, I never new he was married to Uma Therman!
Fiennes( even with the beard), Fassy & Hamm. Sounds like a delicious sandwich- Yummy!
I HEARD THAT CLOWNNY`S GIRLFRIEND DUMPED HIM!!!!!!LOLLOLLOL
You have no idea how much I hope that’s true!! hahaha!
Fassbender all the way!
Gary Oldman’s wife makes Angelina look fat.
Brad doesn’t have a good tailor, imo. Colin Firth’s pants are perfect. Brad and George’s pants are too long.
What’s up with Brad’s weight loss? He looks good in the face, but his legs are just tiny sticks now. I’m concerned about him.
I never got the whole Brad Pitt thing. He is very good looking guy but utterly unsexy.
Me either.It’s different strokes for different folks I guess.
Ditto. I have always thought he was beautiful to look at but I have not the slightest desire to touch. In that early Legends movie of his–wow–so so pretty, I admired him like I would a beautiful painting but he does not arouse me in any way. Just no sexual vibe for me AT ALL! You could have knocked me over with a feather when I heard he and Angelina got together. Last man on the planet I thought she’d go for. But she has certainly made him a more interesting person.
Check him out in the Guy Ritchie film Snatch, he plays a boxing gypsy, body, tattoos and all, no pretty boy there, but hot, yes…I never got his appeal either, until I saw Snatch, oh and Fight Club. Twelve Monkeys isn’t bad either, but they have him wearing contacts that give him one crazy eye, he plays “crazy” quite well. LOL!
Oops! I will have to amend my comments when I think of him in Troy. I did sigh a few times during that movie with the thought I sure wouldn’t kick him out of my bed if he showed up in THAT get up one night.
Hugh Jackman!!! Ahem…Otherwise replace Ralph Fiennes with JOSEPH Fiennes, and I would literally LEAP over the pond. Brad Pitt, I’d really like to see his strong jawline, and great facial structure just once, but that would require a haircut and a shave, and that’s just not going to happen. I like the color blue on his jacket and tie, it suites him well, hate the overcoat.
Hugh Jackman, I love you. And if Henry Cavill had shown up, he would have been the sexiest man there because he is carved from marble and I love him most of all. Okay crazy rant over.
May I also add that I do not understand what makes people hot over Jon Hamm.
Whenever I see super thin actresses, I just think how awful their breath must be.
The average age of these “hot guys” is 55. Dissapointing set of pics.
Oldman’s wife is stunningly gorgeous!! I think he’s sexy in his own way. Smart & interesting.
Fassy!
Why is no one talking about how Colin played Prince Charming and rescued Meryl Streep when she lost her shoe on the stairs as she went up to collect her Best Actress? He immediately ran over (he was announcing the winner) and gracefully put the shoe on her foot. Then she bent down and kissed him! I had to fan myself!
Is it just me, or does Jean Dujardin look like Justin Theroux’s not-quite-as-hipster cousin?
Hhmmm… Who’s hotter? I don’t know. Brad looks good, but he’d look better with short hair. I love Hugh, but the beard has to go so “no” to him for now. I love Russell too, but he looks kind of chubby.
I’ll say Jon. I gotta say though that I love Don Draper more. Sorry buddy. Jon comes off as this carefree kid. Not too sexy when compared to Don, but I do think he’s the hottest one here.
brad pitt? gross, there really isn’t anything else to say about him. That one word covers it all.
george clooney? his confidence is no longer cute and he just comes across as an ass.
ZOMG I love Tom Hiddleston! He and Fassy and Benedict Cumberbatch are like, my hot-guy trifecta. My ovaries worship these men. And holy SHIT is Garys wife SKINNY! Im talking her shoulder bones could poke your eye out. Gorgeous of course, but she could do with an extra 10-15 pounds =)
Mm-mm that Gary Oldman can wear the hell out of a suit! He is the sex! Speaking of which, how can he stand even sharing a bed with that skeleton? I mean, she’s beautiful and all but… That’s gotta be pointy!
Btw, John Hamm is a stunning beast and takes a damn good photo, in my opinion.