These are photos of Kim Kardashian arriving in Paris yesterday, likely to attend some events for Paris Fashion Week. A pox on her house for her shiny Birkin bag!!! Ugh. I hate that she’s all about the Birkins. I hate that Hermes can’t contain their clientele, you know? Now every reality star and sports WAG has a Birkin. So I’ve stopped lusting after them. Anyway, as you can see, Kim Kardashian’s face looks like it was molded out of spare Barbie doll plastic. I was so overcome by the jacked-ness (new word!), I wasn’t even looking at her hair situation. But other outlets were – Radar and The Mail claim that in the header photo, you can see evidence of “a very noticeable thinning patch of hair on the side of her head… her somewhat bald spot, often the sign of damage from hair extensions pulling at the root.” Look, people: I’ll make fun of Kat-Face for nearly any reason. But all I’m seeing is some slight hair loss, probably weave-related, not some massive “bald spot.” Just my opinion. And there are so many other Kardashian-katastrophes to make fun of.
In other Kardashian news, Kris “Um, BASKETBALL” Humphries is totally mad at his estranged wife. What is Basketball mad about these days? He’s mad that Kim kept all of their wedding gifts and donated twice the amount to charity.
That’s one heck of a he-said, she-said battle over a blender! Kim Kardashian may have announced plans to donate twice the value of the wedding gifts she received at her doomed nuptials to charity, but that isn’t sitting well with her ex Kris Humphries.
Receiving $100,000 worth of gifts in August, Kardashian — who filed for divorce from Humphries 72 days later — wrote a thank-you note to guests explaining that while their gifts were appreciated, the reality star wanted to repay them through a charitable donation.
Confirming that Kardashian did write a check to the Dream Foundation — a “wish-granting organization” for adults — in the amount of $200,000, a source tells Us Weekly that while the couple kept the actual gifts, the Dream Foundation, like most charities, could make far better use of the money versus high-priced vases and stemware.
Though Humphries applauds his ex’s generosity, a source close to the NBA star says he takes extra offense to the fact that she’s keeping the actual items in her possession.
“Kris has always felt they should return gifts to the people that spent their money on it,” the source explains. “Kris respects Kim for donating money and is happy she is doing that. He 100 percent thinks that is great, but she should give the gifts back.”
While a Kardashian source familiar with the couple’s prenuptial agreement argues the bride and groom were free to do what they wished with their own gifts, a Humphries insider counters she should have waited until the court declares their marriage dissolved to divide property.
“By court order, they are not supposed to do anything at the moment until the marriage is dissolved completely and they both decide how everything will end up,” says the Humphries insider, who tells Us he only kept Bibles given to him by family. “She is violating court order by saying she is not returning them.”
[From Us Weekly]
I actually groaned at the line, “who tells Us he only kept Bibles given to him by family…” Well played, Kris? Ugh. I mean, LMAO. So, multiple members of his family gave him BIBLES when he married Kim Kardashian? That’s a signal that it’s not going to last. You’re marrying an amateur pr0n star and your family is gifting you with multiple copies of the Bible.
As for Kris and Kim and their divorce… how much longer are they going to be fighting over this? The divorce battle is lasting longer than the courtside, engagement and marriage put together.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Bald eagles never looked so good…compared to …this atrociousness!
Apologies. Or is it atrocity?
it looks like a thinning patch because she is wearing her own hair on top with extensions instead of those lace wigs she normally wears….that’s all…and i think these reddish brown highlights aren’t doing her any favors..and it seems like she did some fillers or something to her chin SMH – cosmetic procedures must be addictive..its like a bad drug.
either way ‘atrociousness’ sounds funnier!
Oh god what is happening to her face? She looks like a glazed apple or ham
i’m going with “glazed ham”. an apple is too nice. definitely ham.
^^ THIS!!! ^^
she’s morphing into lil kim!
I think she looks like Bristol Palin.
I am … mystified by her face lately .. she gets on a plane and her face changes .. she goes back to the US it changes again .. I seem to keep watching her pics more and more… just to see what changes her face keeps making.
It’s a medical mystery now. I mean, I love plastic surgery and dabble in fillers and lasers etc myself, but Kim… I don’t even KNOW what or how she does it to keep changing her face, and go out in public.. where is the swelling? the bruising? there is obvious change.. I mean.. does she travel in secret with Suzanne Sommers and have some weirdo secret machine in her luggage and its really not shoes?
WHAT is it Kim? WHAT?
We might have to bribe Air port security to get to the bottom of this ….
I spend too much time waiting for her next face to unveil…. it’s become a research project. I need to step away from collage of before and after, after and afters… lol
Does she change her face to match her outfit? A bit extreme, okay, she changes her face to match the event she is going to. Plz stop, i see some Toni Braxton resemblence, don’t start looking like Lil Kim. You can still salvage what bit of God-given beauty you somehow have retained.
Wow, even another level of kat-face-ness! Why do these people think this is pretty?
She is looking freshly jacked, yikes! Who’s that Kevin Aucoin look-alike in the last pic?
I freaked out for a second and thought it was him! I do not believe he would hang out with her if he were alive today.
Isn’t that the dude she’s supposedly paying to hang out with her?
…her face…
Not sure about the bald spot, but has her face always looked that ridiculous? (I’ve never paid that much attention.)
Those lips, in the first picture…
She looks fug but I like her hair like this.
me tooo! love the hair, her face is looking mighty waxy
Her wax figure is starting to look more life-like.
Horrified! Her face looks so weird. I mean it always looks weird smeared in pounds of make up on various ‘red carpets’, but these pics really hit home how wonky her face is now.
Wow.
It seems like I read somewhere that K.K. lasered back her hairline to get rid of her “ethnic baby hairs”. And you know K.K.’s rule on any procedure! More, more, more!
Wow…..really? That is a bit strange. I love my baby hairs and would be very sad if they fell out.
Yes, I read that too. It’s why her hairline is so weird.
It doesn’t explain her face(s) though!
Take that piece of crap back to the US. We don’t need her here!!!
That’s right! Who needs KK when you guys have your “first lady” Carla Bruni to provide you with enough plastic surgery *don’ts* to last a lifetime.
LMAOOOOO! you went there! seriously though, Carla Bruni’s face looks worse than Kims, Lindsays and Madonna’s all combined IMO.
The term “bald spot” is a stretch. If people want the Kardashian’s to disappear, stop talking about them.
I’ve never had a weave and I’ve got a thin spot on the same side, so who knows.
But yes, her face does look freshly jacked!
Thats no bald spot. Thats a part and a natural hair line with some baby hairs.
Can you image kissing those rubbery sorry excuse for lips?
*shudders*
prob feels like a plastic sex doll.
God, her style is so tacky and terrible!
My, it is really coming out lately how much damage these hair extensions can do. Hearing this more and more. Better to have fun with a colored extention by attaching with a cute or edgy barrette, or some other creative way.
I think properly applied extensions done infrequently are likely fun and safe.
But when you’re Kim Kardashian and always want to pretend you’ve got a foot of hair, size 6 body, perfectly plump lips and all her other atrocities I think everything goes wrong at some point…see photo above.
I’ve got over a foot-and-a-half of (my own) hair; not highlighted, dyed, or even blow-dried (don’t own one). *ducks thrown objects* If she’d just give her hair a chance to get healthy and then KEEP IT THAT WAY, she could do away with the extensions.
There is nothing she can do for her jacked face now, short of trying to “maintain” it. And she’s going overboard with that.
I think you mean a size 2.
^^ THIS! So true & I think it is the most expensive, hard-to-detect extensions which are the worst because they are tiny snidbits of hair glued in to the roots of existing hairs.
This is also Lindsay’s problem but she doesn’t have the amazing Kardashian hair to stand up to the abuse (the Kardashians DO have great hair).
Agree, they do have great hair.
I think the expensive wh*re looks kind of pretty here. Maybe it’s the hair. I’d kill for her clothes, too.
Those shoes/boots? Burn them! They are awful.
Kim’s naturalish face:
http://www.tarlani.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kim-Kardashian.jpg
she used to be so exotic and real looking…its a shame she looks so fake now because she is a naturally pretty girl.
Holy shit, she was gorgeous. If you’d told me five years ago THAT girl would turn into the catfaced, self-absorbed idiot that’s all over the media like a bad rash…
…I never would have believed it.
Her ORIGINAL original face was a bit different.
http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Paris+Hilton+Advertises+Canned+Prosecco+1wWpkqUHILyl.jpg
extra waxy, isn’t she? and her face is so tight-looking, like she’s going to pop a muscle just blinking. gross.
I really like her with a side part. She should do this more often.
She looks like Octomom is that first pic!
I cant imagine what she is going to look like by the time she is 40 after all these procedures.
Why on earth does she always have her tongue exposed and half hanging out of her mouth? Words can’t adequately describe how gross she is….I feel like I could catch an STD just looking at her photo..*washing hands feverishly*
I’m pretty sure if I took a lighter to her face it would melt. She looks so waxy. The amount of botox she has done is going to damn her either way. Once you get the excessive amount of botox you either look awful without it or awful with it. It does strange stuff to your face. I wish they only approved it for women over 45. No one younger than that has any business touching the stuff. Also, how come no one ever talks about the fact she is looking exactly like her mother at this point? Was that the goal? I can’t see why because I think Kris is ugly as sin!
Family discount at the plastic surgeon.
Lol. Must be the same 2 for 1 deal that Lindsay and her sister get.
Botox isn’t THAT bad and it wears off regularly. It’s the fillers that are the culprit here.
guess she forgot she nds her lacefront wig, when traveling.
Holy sh*t. Her face is looking NUTS. Way way too much fillers. I wonder if she’s just going in for her regular fillers but because she’s been doing it for so long that her face is just starting to rebel. In other words, she might not be doing anything differently, but as humans, we’re just not meant to be injecting junk into our faces for extended periods of time.
As a recipient of light fillers, I was told it would wear off in 8-10 months and need to be redone. It is now three years later and I still don’t need more.
Maybe she keeps putting in “maintenance” fillers she doesn’t realize she doesn’t need?
Her face definitely is tighter. WAY to much work done. About those Bibles, maybe Kris H.s’ family thought he might need them to perform an exorcism on Kim, or her mama/pimp…I’m just sayin’.
Her face is starting to get that silly putty look to it. Not a good look.
She looks more plastic every day.
Yikes! Her face! She’s only a few nip/tucks away from looking like Pete Burns.
Kris Humphries is mad that Bichface dumped him so he’s getting even. LOL!
DUCK LIPS !!!
Man, I have a worse “bald spot” than that on both sides of my head and I’ve never had a weave or extensions in my life. fml.
She looks like lil kim
HAHA her cheeks look ridiculous. It almost looks like baby fat. How adorable.
And uhh that is not a bald spot. It looks like she just parted her hair..oh man SHES GOING BALD!! Ugh. The media is running out of things to write about.
I saw other pics of the bald spot and it’s real. Unlike the rest of her face.
HaHa! When I saw this on Radar Online late afternoon I knew Celebitchy would be ALL OVER it this morning. Nice work 🙂
She almost looks like a totally different person. Its terrible. She’s an idiot. I can’t wait for something to go really wrong during one of her procedures…She’ll show her new face and it’ll be horrific and obvious and she will no longer be able to say that she is all natural! Hahahah!!! (**evil laugh**)
I think it’s funny that this bitch isn’t caking on the plastic make up made in china by little hands that contains lead anymore, or wait she’s still selling biohazard bullshit . . . but at least she’s not caking on the war paint anymore.
she must read posts. Now she can read this:
your eye brows are over done and don’t get a repeat next time you are too lazy to do it yourself, b/c the person who did it jacked up your face more. That shape isn’t flattering because your face is HUGE and horse (you can thank yourself for that one with your lip plumpers old girl) like in shape, but catlike from too many procedures. . .
So hair extensions can damage d hair? Now I recognise the problems I’ve with my front hair.
But anyway, Kim’s face is so fresh & adorable. Her skin glows & her skin shines. I honestly think that she is one of the most beautiful girl on the planet. She is so endowed- nice shape. I so so love her!
Please tell me that is sarcasm.
No, I’m afraid not. Apparently there are Kardashian ‘loons’ now *eye roll*.
It’s not sarcasm. She seems to defend Beyonce and Kim K whenever anyone says anything bad about them.
UniqJazz – she’s also an Aniston ‘loon’ as well.
LOL. You know the rest of the world is sucking up to these famous people and blowing air up their butts. It’s a little refreshing to see people who use logic when commenting on these people and not just loving them blindly.
Many divorces last longer and cost more than the actual marriage and wedding.
I was hoping KH would be granted the annulment. And he is 100% correct: NOTHING can be done with “community property” until a judge rules what belongs to whom and/or how assets are to be divided.
I hope she gets the shaft! Not THAT kind of shaft, you dirty, dirty girl! 😉 She’s had plenty of those.
I think her side part is actually hiding a larger bald spot underneath: check out how the hair is falling from the crown and the “shorter” side of the part (our left). I think there’s more bald going on there than we see.
That is one overdone glazed ham.
All the obvious injections make her a FAT-face
not a cat-face.
Hilarious! She does look like a greasy pig!
Wow, she used to genuinely beautiful, esp after the nose jub. Now, its just unfortunate. In a uear or so she’ll be in Lindsay/puff face territory.
I thought the hair was the only thing that was real on this girl given that she is of Armenian decent. Now even that was fake? I don’t understand the need for someone who had naturally long thick hair.
It looks like she got her cheeks and lips refilled for her trip. She looks so awful! Her cheeks and lips look like they are about to explode.
At this point she’s on a Restylane IV, isn’t she? She’s slowly destroying her face in search of “perfection” And what’s worse is that she was a very naturally pretty, exotic girl to begin with. She’s following in the steps of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Maybe she as BDD? (Body Dysmorphic Disorder) it’s pretty clear she doesn’t need them, but her face changes on weekly basis. Scary.
Everytime I look at her I feel the need to shower after. She is so greasy & skanky!
bald spot?????…nah
cat face??????…oh yeah
LaToya Jackson ? Is that you???
My thoughts exactly!
First court date is next week.
These closeups of her face give a particularly scary look at its Frankendashian-ness. Like it’s made of wax. I wonder, when someone gets so much crap pumped into their lips, do they have a hard time eating? I mean, can she feel anything anymore? Or does food fall out of her mouth?
With all of Kris H.’s bitterness and candidness post-breakup, I wish he would dish about the FrankenASShian… I maintain my educated conclusion that there’s no way that unusually giant ass (just like the unusually giant lips) is real. No way. Come on, Kris! Dish on the derriere!
2nd pic, she looks like Sarah Palin’s daughter.
She has very thin hair! Take a look for yourself
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=282230131830069&set=o.300690446616163&type=1&theater
AND look at the surgery scar at the far left pic!
Insecurities speak so loud, and makes you so ugly.
I always thought her hair was natural until I saw a picture of her “exercising” and there’s an obvious weave bald spot in the back of her head. Is there anything that’s real about this woman? Plastic face, fake hair, silicone breasts, lard-injected butt, body achieved by diet pills and lipo…umm…wow.
Anyway, I’ve never met an Armenian with such thin hair before.