Kim Kardashian thinks she’s being clever. She is not. She thinks that if she wears bulky coats in July, maybe we’ll forget that she’s probably carrying her second child in her butt, just like when she was pregnant with North. Kim’s actively trying to deflect the paparazzi from getting butt shots. It’s sort of clever… except now the paparazzi want to get the rear shots even more. And by creating a butt-photo drought, Kim has now put a price tag on her butt. The first photographer to get a good, clear butt photo is going to make a fortune.
Anyway, these are photos of Kim wandering around West Hollywood yesterday. I personally think Kim was posing for the paparazzi yesterday because she’s tired of competing for attention. She’s tired of her Jenner half-sisters getting so many headlines, she’s tired of Caitlyn Jenner stealing her thunder and most of all, she’s tired of having to wear bulky coats in July (I imagine the Kardashian swamp butt is intense). I wish Kim would realize that if she did give photographers the butt shot, she would get all the attention, just like with her first pregnancy. But no.
In other Kim K. news, you can tell she’s miserable by the number of thinner-body throwback photos she posts on Instagram. Yesterday, Kim posted a classic throwback to her W Magazine cover shoot several years ago, which was the same shoot that Kim threw a hissy fit over on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Do you mean to tell me that the Kardashians FAKE their drama and storylines on KUWTK? Well I never.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Ain’t workin’.
…and neither is that bra.
Her bras never work. They are always ill fitting. And what is with the nipples showing lately?
Women have nipples. No one told you?
Have some manners.
Well there’s only one country you could be from. Where I live you lack manners when you stare & comment on someone’s nipples like you’re 5. Except of course, kids are not phased by the sight of nipples…
Tsk, Lucy. You made me scroll back and look…
Please help me understand why she insists on wearing crap like this when she is pregnant?? It makes her look terrible! Wear some cute maternity stuff for the love of God! My eyes can’t take this for another 4 months..or however long.
I honestly don’t think that I’ve ever seen her in anything loose, pregnant or not. It’s like…if it’s not skin tight and showing every curve, it doesn’t exist for her.
I find it so strange, because in the summer I love my loose, flowy maxi dresses, cute tunic tops, and so on.
true.
i’m still surprised given her intense vanity that she allows herself to be pregnant given how she looks.
and while i can’t stand the woman, i’m not body shaming her.
i look like a beached whale when i’m pregnant.
but ya know what?
she probably doesn’t realize how awful she looks, right?
it’s obvious she’s unaware given how she dresses when she’s not pregnant.
so maybe there’s no shame on her part.
gah…she’s gotta already be uncomfortable i.e. her enormous boobs cut by a too small bra.
hot summer days ahead as she gets bigger and bigger.
covering her butt won’t matter.
gotta say…
i’m surprised she wanted to get pregnant again given her vanity and how she carries.
one would think being so incredibly superficial would have prevented her from going there again…
She gets extra PR from being pregnant and via her child/children, though. Plus an opportunity to create loads of new storylines and rumors about herself.
I thought for sure she’s stop after 1 kid considering how terrible she looked while pregnant. But her siblings are overpassing her fame and it seems like she couldn’t resist.
Nice to see she’s keeping in line with her previous pregnancy and wearing clothes and underwear 3 sizes too tight and stupid gladiator high heels.
But didn’t she say she had a tailor to make all her clothes fit her pregnant body???? With my second child I was in loose clothing as soon as possible!
The things this woman wears. Stupefying.
She’s revolting.
On the contrary: she’s inspiring. And a genius.
In fact, I’m off the thrift store – where I’m going to stock up on as many old trench coats as I can find (even cheaper in summer!). I’m going to carry them around with me hanging off my shoulders as a layered supercape, and any time I see something or someone I don’t like – or don’t want others to see – I’m stylishly tossing that trenchant problem-solver right over it. Or them.
And they – or it – will simply no longer exist in my world.
Brava!
Can I walk behind you with boom box blasting Macklemore?
She must be gaining it all in the rear.. because she hasn’t shown her backside in some time it seems. It is Summer and she is walking around in those coats.. I don’t care how light. I thought she was proud of her butt.
But maybe she is going to get a percentage of the money from that ultimate shot. They are always working that angle.
Yeah this could be a calculated move. She’s in on it so she can make some money and get some pr…even if it’s bad pr. She’s so thirsty for attention…she can’t even hide it at this point.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Everything she does is calculated. She’s not hiding her butt right now because she’s ashamed of it, she’s hiding it to build up demand to see it… and for the big reveal which of course will be on all the media. That will take away from her sister’s followers and likes or whatever the h*ll the ridiculousness is all about now.
Huh? I thought the bigger butt the better for Kim.
IKR! The contradictions are mystifying. Why go through the trouble of artificially enlarging your butt just to be embarrassed of your huge ass? Plastic surgery that seemed like a good idea in her twenties isn’t so fun as a pregnant thirtysomething? Huh.
I take your point, bettyrose. What if she really loved her bum before she got pregnant, but now, as she is pregnant, and has obviously put on weight, it’s become too big, even for her? I’m just that owing an idea around…
She’s still going with the sexypout look, then… How has no one told her she now needs different and really good, supportive bras? How can she not see she’s got quadboob happening every day now? I’m not a fan of hers at all, but sometimes I want to give her a little hug, followed by sharp slap to the face, a kick up the arse and a “Wake-up-to-yourself-woman!”…
But this is why I also think it’s criminal to be frivolous with plastic surgery on a healthy twentysomething body. Your body has so many changes to come and you can’t know the long term impact of cosmetic surgery. I worry for the Jenner girls (and Megan Fox and that teen bride girl…) I feel like they’re facing an endless cycle of maintenance.
Yes, bettyrose, I completely agree with you about plastic surgery on women so young. The Jenner girls are still teenagers. They may not have been encouraged to believe they were lovely as they were, and they certainly haven’t had time to “grow accustomed” to their unique look and actually accept themselves. Is it too late now? I heard a specialist cosmetic surgeon here in Australia saying that it’s highly unethical of doctors to perform such procedures on such young women. He also said that once a woman starts on that road, there’s no going back, and maintenance is something to seriously consider. I feel a bit the same as you – where to for these young women?
Why so much spanx to cover her growing tummy? It’s ridiculous to try to look like you have a flat stomach when everyone knows you are pregnant. Just dress accordingly KIM with your kind of money it shouldn’t be too hard to find beautiful clothes for your body type!
Ughhhh she exhausts meeeee.
Well, she clearly does not discriminate between positive and negative attention… If she started wearing regular, cute maternity clothes she’d probably get less attention total, which is why she doesn’t. I’m sure their on-call paps keep them in the loop as to which photos sell the best, doubt it’s the flattering ones.
Everyone knows she’s pregnant? like 80% of the ppl here are carrying on and on about how she’s not really pregnant and is using a surrogate. Same goes for a lot of other sites. It’s baffling. If it’s not one thing, it’s something else.
At least now it’s clear for everyone to see that she really is pregnant.
Agreed. She is legit pregnant.
Finally I believe it! I was super skeptical for a while.
After a while coats won’t be able to cover the donk at all. But then if she wore looser clothing we would not notice the ass of lies. Either way, I see major flaws in her logic.
If she wore looser clothes you all would still call her a whale. IT’s the way she’s built. No matter what she puts on, especially while pregnant, it’ll look a bit ill fitting. That jersey dress she has on, despite what everyone thinks, it probably comfortable for her. Anything loose will make her look frumpy. She’s tiny with very broad hips.
Wasn’t this obvious with the first ridiculous long coat excursion?
If she is that self conscious about her body while pregnant, she should take a lesson from Victoria Beckham’s playbook of pregnancy which was to hide from the cameras. There are very few pictures of Posh in the later stages of pregnancy because she she hid from the cameras, apart from her attending the royal wedding and a few other outings.
I feel (just slightly) bad for Kim because of her uncomfortable pregnancies and it must be hard to dress her body during them. But then she does long coat excursions in the middle of summer… Sigh.
Please, Kim CALLS the paps and tells them where she is. She also gets a cut of the sale of the pics. She wants to be seen. She wants to be talked about. She is an insane person.
She also makes her pregnancies uncomfortable! Wearing too tight clothing and sky high heels. Whenever I could I was barefoot (my mom yelled at me saying my feet would spread wider – they didn’t). Tight clothing was uncomfortable and loved my loose flowing clothes.
lol I love Victoria and you’re right, her MO was to hide from the cameras in the later stages of her pregnancy. Then again, Posh is in a totally different class of people than Kim. I remember reading an article on The London Evening Standard’s website in May last year that claimed Kim desperately wanted to wear a VB dress for her wedding to Kanye. But supposedly, Victoria refused using the excuse that she was “too busy” and “doesn’t really do wedding dresses,” which was so clearly rehearsed. lol Apparently, the real reason was that she didn’t want to “devalue” her brand by being associated with the Kardashians and being “dragged into the world of reality stars,” since a lot of her clients are actual royals. Go VB. If true, what a slap in the face to Kim. lol The fact that you didn’t see much of Victoria as her pregnancy progressed was a plus though, because when she finally did give birth and it was all over the news, it wasn’t as irritating since we hadn’t been oversaturated with it for months. She wasn’t overexposed like Kim.
The bra is bad, but the too tight dress showing off her belly button is killing me. We know she won’t wear cute maternity clothes or anything sized properly, so I say bring on the coats! Just drop a tent over her head, bring on the tarps! Please protect our eyes. Or, here’s an idea; learn from Moms who not only look cute throughout pregnancy, but they don’t stuff their poor swollen feet in heels!
The muse is looking quite large lately…
Her pregnancy fashion sense reminds me of Jessica Simpson’s.
Jessica had really cute maternity style though. And… her actual maternity line is my current maternity wardrobe staples.
Kim is hiding behind those coats, because it is a lumpy filled mess. If it was smooth… she would be showing it.
Irony.
Paying ten of thousand of dollars, to have fat pumped into your butt. So you can have a big phat ass.
Then having it get all lumpy and having to hide it behind coats. Apparently she can’t have the procedure, to smooth it back out while pregnant.
But rest assure. The day is coming, when she will have to have all that lumpiness removed. By a surgeon. And then having to lie about a new diet that made her loose 15 pounds of ass.
I still can’t believe Kim did it to begin with. When you see any older pictures of her, during her Reggie Bush time period, she is a incredible looking girl. With really cute build.
That girl is long gone.
Ah oh, that explains it. I have heard these fake asses need a looot of upkeep.
After all the money she spent on that butt you think she’d never want to cover it up.
That’s what’s so idiotic about it! She PAID to have that done, and now she’s ashamed of it? Too late!
At the end of the day it’s her own choice to choose what she’s wearing and it was her own choice to get her butt and breasts enlarged in the first place.
Obviously, she’s seeking attention constantly, and it seems that those coats give her that attention 🙂
Still, I can’t believe how this woman is able to walk in all those uncomfortable clothes and shoes. I’m pregnant myself and unfortunately, I’m due when she is and I’m having a boy though mine is a creation of good old intercourse as for me the gender of my baby was really irrelevant.
I do however feel sorry for her for having such a scumbag of a husband. Mine would do anything to ease my discomfort and he thinks I’m the most beautiful woman on earth wearing whatever I feel comfortable in.
It’s so awesome not being a bloody celebrity or an attention wh**e
Wouldn’t a really long tunic top achieve the same thing? Then go with maternity leggings? Why is everything about these people so overly complicated? Do they like it that way?
She is just a moose!!! She draws more attention to her sausage body with these coats then without.
Insisting on wearing these form fitting clothes when pregnant shows how vain she is. Obviously she sees something different in the mirror than we do. Of course, she has all these a** kissers around her telling her she is the most beautiful woman in the world. Truthfully, all these Kardashian/Jenner women are just average looking. The media hype pushed down the public’s throat convinces some they are better than the rest of us mere peasants. It bothers me how many young girls seem to worship these mindless souls that have had everything handed to them cause their Mom is a pimp.
I can’t stand the Kardashians, but to be quite honest the only two I’ve ever thought were really pretty girls were Kourtney and Kendall.
swamp butt? omg – you seriously made my day.
If you’re amused by swamp butt, go to YouTube and search for “Swamp A$$” with Nathan Fillion.
I don’t understand why she doesn’t just wear cute maternity clothes. There are so many out there! tons that are loose and cover your butt. No long coat needed. why kim why.
It would be cute if she wore some cute stylish maternity outfits.. but in all fairness most of the women in Hollywood don’t were maternity wear. They were the same clanothing a before. Kim’s are just a bit too tight
I can tell through her dress and her (at least) one pair of spanx that her belly button is an innie not an outie. Her outfits are not ‘a bit to tight’ they are ridiculously and unnecessarily revealing. Saran Wrap would look far more appealing and infinitely more comfortable.
All I see when I look at these long coats in July…is the Golden Girls’ wardrobe. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE GG, but for some ladies who supposedly lived in hot, humid Miami, they sure did wear a lot of these long coats over their outfits!
I’m confusef, the pictures on here she looks like she could be pregnant on her IG pictures there is no sign of a bump
“Do you mean to tell me that the Kardashians FAKE their drama and storylines on KUWTK? Well I never.” HAHA YES That is why I don’t think any of their relationships are as bad as they are made to seem on the show, it’s all scripted, which makes it so much easier to spot their blatant PR stunts for ratings when you see them in the tabloids. NEXT. Also, I don’t think Kim is upset just about Caitlin, Kendall and Kylie stealing her thunder. Kourtney has too for the past two weeks with her baby daddy “drama” with Scott (also obviously staged), so Kim is being somewhat of a sourpuss right now. She IS PMK’s cash cow after all, nobody is supposed to get more attention than HER. But like you said, if she’d just give the photographers what they want, she’d get all the attention as usual.
It annoys me when pregnant women wear heels all the time. Your pregnant, wear flats for crying out loud! Heels are just going to aggravate any foot swelling and are bad enough for your lower back normally but EVEN WORSE for your lower back when you’re pregnant. It just seems so try-hard and irritating that she REFUSES to wear nothing but sky high heels while pregnant. Like who is sitting there being impressed by that?
You could wear coats and whatnot…or…here’s a thing…PANTS. Maybe look into a pair of high-waisted, wide legged pants. It will camouflage her booty. Pair it with a tunic top and the paps get nothing. Although, I suppose dressing like a normal human is not her “brand”….the skintight thing…ugh. Can you imagine squeezing yourself into her clothes EVERY DAY!? Hell, I feel an overwhelming rush of relief when I take my sports bra off after a tennis match…
LOL she looks like a fool with all of these coats in the summer. It’s so funny because the solution would be for her to just wear clothes that fit and aren’t revealing and deal with her pregnancy as a normal human being, but she can’t stop trying to be a blowup doll, even when she’s with child.