It’s like we’re going back to 2007, when every day there was some new Britney Spears hell. Yesterday, it was the report from The National Enquirer that Jamie Spears still won’t allow Britney to be alone with her sons. Today’s story comes from In Touch Weekly, and it’s partially along the same lines as that article from The Sun a few weeks ago, about Britney’s dad ordering mandatory breakups (with Jason Trawick) and bras. Only in this In Touch Weekly story, it’s Britney who wants to breakup with Jason, and she also wants her daddy to fix her up with someone new before she does the dumping. She even has a list of dudes she’d like to date. Hold your breath, because this list is hilarious:
Britney Spears’ romance with her agent, Jason Trawick, seems to be nearing the end — so she’s asking her father, Jamie, to help her find a new guy! Since Jamie is Britney’s legal conservator, he keeps a watchful eye on anyone with whom the star, 28, is romantically involved.
According to a friend, she has given him a “wish list” of famous men she’d be interested in dating — and Britney’s got high standards. The friend claims that Brit has her eye on, among others, Ryan Phillippe, Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Doug Reinhardt and Avatar star Sam Worthington.
“Britney wants a new boyfriend lined up before she dumps Jason,” the friend explains. “She doesn’t want to be alone, so she has her dad looking for her.”
[From In Touch Weekly]
The Situation? Sure. Ryan Phillippe? I think the guy’s a douche, but I know he wouldn’t get anywhere near Brit. Sam Worthington? How random. And Doug Reinhardt? That’s my pick, honestly. Paris Hilton will be so pissed!
Anyhoodle, is there any merit to this story? Who knows? I’ll buy that Brit doesn’t want to be alone, and I’ll buy that she thinks she needs to have a boyfriend at all times. What I don’t buy is the idea that Britney is making her own decisions about her love life, or anything else. I think her daddy told her to “date” Jason because Jason would be a good “minder” for her. And I think the only way Jason and Brit are going to breakup is if Jason wants out of his contract.