– Lindsay Lohan is too American and not abusive enough to represent Louis Vuitton (PopSugar)
– If Dali had painted Angelina Jolie (Gallery of the Absurd) [via]
– Happy Birthday to Tina at Glitterati (Glitterati)
– Michael Douglas blames the reporter for all the crap he said about Brangelina (Hollywood Rag)
– Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend are in Istanbul, not Constantinople (A Socialite’s Life)
– Paris and her purses (Just Jared)
– Has been Jessica Simpson stumbles into Sydney (The Bastardly)