Is Miranda Kerr as boring as she seems?

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Miranda Kerr is the June cover girl for GQ’s “Love, Sex, & Madness” issue. While I never really get the fascination/love for Miranda, I do think she looks pretty on the cover shot and throughout the photo shoot (NSFW slideshow here). My only question is why choose this tangerine-colored background? It only highlights Miranda’s orange-looking fake tan, which is becoming more of a problem for GQ, judging from last month’s cover shot of Jake Gyllenhaal. Anyway, in the online excerpt from the cover story, Miranda talks about the now infamous incident with the banker looking at her photos on his computer while he was in the background of a live television interview. Here’s more:

You might recognize her from her work with the lacy underwear Xanadu Victoria’s Secret or know her as the girlfriend of the actor Orlando Bloom. But Kerr is most famous for almost getting someone fired. Not long ago, a young banker at a Sydney, Australia, investment house received an e-mail with a series of photos—from a previous issue of this very magazine—of a certain supermodel in states of glorious undress.

The problem was that one of the banker’s colleagues was being interviewed on live TV in their office at the time, talking about interest rates, while the poor banker in the background clicked through the photos. Four million YouTube hits later and the busted broker had become a phenomenon—not just because the video was funny, though Lord knows it was, but because men everywhere could relate. How can you operate a computer in 2010 and not eventually wind up looking at naked photos of Miranda Kerr?

“It was a huge deal,” Kerr told GQ recently over tea in New York City. “I wasn’t offended. I just felt sorry for the poor guy.”

Welcome to the twenty-first-century minefield of sex and the workplace, in which an ill-considered e-mail attachment can blow up into an interoffice scandal—or in Kerr’s case, a global incident. Men have always been getting themselves into these kinds of predicaments, but modern life—with its changing attitudes about sex, its new technology, its Miranda Kerrs—has widened the gray areas. At the same time, the stuff that’s always tormented the workingman hasn’t gotten any easier. When men and women work together, how do they handle the inevitable attraction? Does harassment really come down to who holds the power? Should we just permanently turn off this computer and quietly hum Bible hymns?

Posing near naked for a living can give you a certain perspective on such things. Kerr considers the scandalized Aussie banker with whom she’ll be forever intertwined. “I wonder if he’ll get into trouble if we send him this cover,” she asks. “We should send him a signed cover! He can read the magazine at home instead of at work on the Internet.” A brilliant idea.

[From GQ]

Eh, she sounds cute I guess. Orlando Bloom seems to adore her, so maybe she has a really great personality. I’m really struggling for an angle here, just because I don’t have strong feelings about Miranda in either direction – she’s about as interesting to me as a dry piece of toast.

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Photos courtesy of GQ.

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  1. Steeze says:

    ive seen her in some interviews and shes simply a sweet happy person… nothing wrong with that!

  2. pebbles says:

    Eh, I’m not sure that “Orlando Bloom seems to adore her,” is a ringing endorsement for a really great personality.
    He seems somewhat vapid, as does she.
    She is pretty though……I’ll give her that.
    What is disturbing is that in some of those tangerine pictures, her face is very child-like….felt like I should be arrested for clicking through the slideshow.

  3. e says:

    Didn’t Olivia Wilde do that yoga pose thing? Looking at this girl in underwear is about as exciting as looking at Giselle in underwear (not very). I get that they have incredibly skinny and toned bodies but it just doesn’t do anything for me.

  4. Kaiser says:

    e- I totally agree. I know that a lot of male-oriented sites are going to talk about how sexy she is, but I never see it with her. She’s so, so skinny and bony.

  5. ruru says:

    It’s so weird seeing her as a Vicoria Secret model- she first became known in Australia for winning a teen magazine modeling contest at 13 and she had the wholesome look going on for ages. Incidently, she was a lot prettier then.

  6. ligeia says:

    did she get fake boobs recently or are these chicken cutlets? she’s got (or used to have) itty bitties judging by that topless shot.
    also, is her hair really purple or is that another bad photoshop?

  7. scotchy says:

    i am with you e & kaiser, skin and bones is not a pretty site.
    how men find this attractive, i will never understand.

  8. Huma says:

    I think she’s cute and she’s always seemed sweet enough to me. She said in some interview that she wanted to get married (and then stop being a VS model) and go live on a farm, and I liked that. Just cute, innocuous, normal.

    But what i really want to know is this: they put that girl in a bra and suddenly she’s got bazongas. She poses topless and even *I* have better bewbage than her, and I’m, shall we say, petite all over. So what I want to know is, WHAT KIND OF HUGE BAZONGA-HAVING BRA IS SHE WEARING AND WHERE CAN I GET ONE?

    (Probably VS. I know, I know. Spoiler alert.)

  9. name says:

    Hating on people really isn’t that interesting either.

  10. Luci says:

    she’s got a beautiful smile but
    girlfriend needs to eat a sandwhich asap

  11. dd says:

    no!i love that girl..she is pretty funny and sweet
    i think she have a great style and amazing body!

  12. Novaraen says:

    too bone skinny….makes her look so odd.

  13. Iggles says:

    Her head doesn’t look like it quite goes with her body.. It’s kind of strange. Like the opposite of a bobble head.

  14. Iris says:

    I think it’s kind of creepy that girls with baby faces model lingerie. Of course, isn’t that every perv’s fantasy? A girl that looks too young to be legal? But is? Gross.

  15. Iris says:

    But she seems sweet enough. Plus, I appreciate celebrities that don’t try to punch you in the face with their personalities. Megan Fox should take note.

  16. dee says:

    Ha, at least they could have airbrushed her ribs! Boney is not sexy. She had more meat on her before but was excluded from catwalk work. Shame.

  17. jover says:

    Hey, at least that put a real fashion model on the cover, and not some completely photoshopped female celeb from SATC or Gossip Girl. I don’t find her all that bad, but over the course of the VS thing, there are many girls better than her – too bad they didn’t date an Orlando Bloom to get some press.

  18. Sally says:

    Eh, she’s too skinny now.. and she was always pretty skinny! I do think she’s cute though. But wtf, are those tan lines I see in the slideshow??

  19. Hm says:

    I think she’s gorgeous and I like that she has a natural, non-surgically-altered nose.

  20. Emily says:

    I think she has a really cute face, I’m a sucker for dimples and I love her smile. But she’s so, so skinny. She’d look a lot hotter if I couldn’t see her entire skeleton.

  21. blinditemreader says:

    She’s doing that ‘yoga pose’ improperly.

  22. M says:

    Bland!

  23. Caan says:

    I lost a few brain cells reading that GQ excerpt. Who the hell writes that shit and how do they live with themselves?

  24. corey says:

    I can’t stand her stupid face and her shapeless, flat body.
    And the way she answers questions in interviews ……. it’s clear there’s not much brain in that big bobble head. She totally deserves her nickname MORONDA Kerr!!!!!

  25. Yes says:

    I think this girl is very beautiful.
    As for the child-like face, it will definitely help her in the long run as her face thins out from age.
    Maybe we should start paying attention to the good qualities she has rather than the negative.
    If you guys spread that mentality, perhaps people will stop talking shit about you.
    : P