Some Simon Baker hotness in the afternoon


Here are some lovely photos of Simon Baker in Monte Carlo today for the 50th anniversary of the TV Festival there. He’s promoting The Mentalist, which I rarely watch, but my mom does and she loves it. I just like to look at photos of Simon. He’s just so lovely and pretty. CB and I were gawking over these photos earlier, although CB thinks his hair is too long nowadays. I kind of like it though. I imagine running my hands through the curls, having a rogue blonde strand tickle my… nevermind. We don’t need to do another Daniel Craig fan-fiction story, right? Speaking of Mr. HotGayPants Craig, he and Simon have something in common, in my opinion: they both sound just as sexy when they’re doing American accents as when they’re talking in their respective English and Australian accents. Rawr.

Meanwhile, while Simon was in Monte Carlo, he told reporters about a strange epidemic that some members of his family had succumbed to: Bieber Fever. According to Accidental Sexiness, Simon said: “My nine-year-old son said to me the other day, ‘Oh Dad, I’ve got Bieber fever!’ – when I asked him what that is, he told me it’s when you get a Justin Bieber song in your head and you can’t get it out’… So yes, my son had ‘Bieber fever’, and then an hour later, said he doesn’t have ‘Bieber fever’ any more.” Aw, that’s cute. I would have preferred he said it directly to me, whilst undressing slowly, but I’ll have to make due with these photos.

Thanks to Oxa for the I’m Not Obsessed tip!

Mm… these are some bedroom eyes, ladies.



Simon Baker in Monte Carlo on June 9, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. Stephie says:

    Heheh, yes, rawr ! 🙂

  2. Eileen Yover says:

    Oh man-the glasses…*swoon* I love hot nerds! Just like my husband!

  3. Kiska says:

    His hair…so touchable. *swoon*

  4. Jeri says:

    Love him & the show. Never watched him before but I’m a fan now!

  5. d says:

    It freaks me out he so looks like a boyfriend I used to have who was an utter sociopath. Gah!

  6. OXA says:

    He can eat crackers in my bed!!!

  7. canadianchick says:

    So cute. I prefer tall, dark and hamm-some but for him, I’d make an exception.

  8. Mental Mickey says:

    Yes indeedy he is super gorgeous…and ladies, he has the most perfect tush ever. I got a perfect view of it as he warmed up for the Soccer Aid match at Old Trafford on Sunday 6th June. He kept bending over in front of me…what’s a girl gonna do?!! He is the sweetest shy guy and even more beautiful in the flesh than he is on TV. Yummy! Well done Sy, I was cheering you on!

  9. Mel says:

    He makes my heart race, love curly hair on men.

  10. Lisa says:

    Jeez that man is sexy! Yum!

  11. Kitten says:

    Aw, why’d you have to include the quotes about his stinkin’ kid? Totally ruined the fantasy.
    Anyway, I’ve loved him since The Guardian days.

  12. MsLib says:

    Just as cute as a button 😉

  13. missmilly says:

    @kitten–ROFL!!! I love it!!

    Isn’t it nice when a hollywood guy dresses to the nines, showers, does their hair and cares about being (or at least looking) like a gentlemen? So re-freshing! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  14. meme says:

    I’m more inclined toward HAMMsomeness too, but Mr. Mentalist is ssssssssssssssssssssssmokin hot!

  15. buckley says:

    He has great hair.

    How embarrassing for his son to have Bieber fever thou….

  16. LindyLou says:

    Damn. I gotta check out his show. That’s one tasty looking piece of man candy. 😀

  17. YT says:

    Love his show. He character is adorable, and he is great eye candy.

  18. Pleister says:

    He’s cute, I really like the glasses.
    I really enjoy watching the Mentalist.

  19. Kimberly says:




  20. Laurie says:

    He is the only private eye/cop character that smiles. What a smile, too!

  21. Fae says:

    Over here in the UK, calling someone a ‘mentalist’ is basically a slang way of saying they’re a crazy person.

    Makes me laugh every time I see the guy now.

  22. AIMEE says:

    He is SMOKIN’…

  23. Fae says:


    Just realised who he reminds me of: Michael Flatley.

  24. meme says:

    tic tac toe board face and michael flately. WTF are you people smoking (not cigarettes, i hope)?

  25. I Choose Me says:

    Ohmyohmyohmy. Loved him ever since I saw him in Something New with Sanaa Lathan. That hair is purrrrfect. And I love his smile and laugh lines. Le sigh.

  26. I Choose Me says:

    Modded again?! And I left a lovely comment too.

  27. Peanut says:

    H. O. T.

    And the kid thing just makes him a DILF. No fantasies ruined for me!! Haha. 😉

  28. Raven21 says:

    OH MY! I LOVE the Mentalist. He is just soooo yummy. Those eyes and that smile!


    Had to buy the whole 1st season so I can watch him at my leisure

  29. Susette says:

    Thank you for the pics! And Mental Mickey, I always thought he had a nice bum. Glad to know that TV didn’t lie. 🙂

  30. Kimi says:

    I love Simon Baker – don’t watch the mentalist for nothing! HOT HOT HOT

  31. Harper says:

    After I saw him in Something New I was wanting something new too. A hot Aussie blonde. I like em dark but this one…something new indeed.

  32. ChinaCat says:

    Cute guy but the show bites…

  33. Call me Al says:

    Thanks for the pics…he is so beautiful. I have been interested in him since L.A. Confidential. The more I hear about him, the more I like him. I also liked The Guardian.

  34. tess says:

    Bless you kaiser, for caring about us little people.

  35. Kimberly says:

    OMG , when I saw him in those glasses my insides just tingled .

    I seriously adore him and his accent . he’s just so damn sexy .

  36. Mentok the Mind Taker says:

    He’s hot, he’s married, and the women are going to be flinging themselves at him like water balloons (if they’re not already).

    How long before he announces his divorce, or is he gay?

    He’s just too good to be true. Yes, I know. My cynic is showing again.

  37. CB Rawks says:

    Yeah, his crinkly-eyed smile is awesome. I used to watch him on all the various lame Australian soaps, because he always stood out as the only gorgeous and talented one.

  38. Mental Mickey says:

    Well, Susette…pert round and perfectly formed 😉 ! And that smile lit up the entire stadium. The thing I love about him the most is how committed to family he is. I dream of having someone who loves me as much as he loves his wife. His name is Baker and he can put a bun in my oven anytime! 😉

  39. Isa says:

    I have always thought he was weird looking since the Devil Wears Prada. Did anyone notice his eyebrows in that movie?!?! What was up with that??