Last night, the CMT Awards were held in Nashville. Kid Rock was the MC, and country stars like Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood won big. People Magazine has more details about the show here. Since I’m not invested in country music or who wins, I’ll leave the awards show recap at that. But since we’re here, let’s talk fashion and who had some work done.
Um… LeAnn Rimes had something done, right? She didn’t used to look like this. Some nip-and-tuck, Botox and… God knows what. The dress is hideous ‘70s shower curtain too, but considering LeAnn has horrible style, this might be one of her better looks.
Nicole Kidman was wearing some kind of shiny, upholstery-looking shift dress in a neutral beige/yellow kind of color. It did nothing for her coloring, but it wasn’t too bad either. I just wanted to show this photo of Nicole’s crazy lips in profile.
Taylor Swift went sleek, finally straightening her hair. I love when she has straight hair, and yes, I know it must be a time-consuming bitch to straighten her curly hair, etc. I’m not saying I hate her curly hair, just that I think she looks so much better and more sophisticated with a sleek hair style. If she can figure out a way to style curly hair to give her the same effect, God bless. As for her dress, eh. I like the color. She does the sweetheart neckline too often.
F-ck me, I love Paula Deen. I’m surprised she wasn’t wearing an evening gown made of butter and chocolate. She looks awesome! But she always looks great, the lady can do no wrong.
I didn’t just choose a Sheryl Crow photo where her face looks especially jacked, her face looks like this in many photos. I think she had some bad Botox before she came or something. But I really like her dress!
Who is Jake Owen and why is he so pretty?
Not looking so pretty? Luke Wilson. He looks… unclean.
I was going to say that Faith Hill’s dress was too cutesy, but it’s actually not that bad. It’s very sweet and pretty. Taylor Swift would look good in this.
Hayden Panettiere looks… ugh. Well, she doesn’t look like she’s got implants anymore. And her hair has grown out a little and I think it looks kind of cute. But the dress is horrible.
Yikes. Miranda Lambert is a pretty girl, but this dress is A) crazy unflattering and B) fug.
I’ve finally figured out what always bothered me about RHOA’s Kim Zolciak – she and Trisha Yearwood could be sisters. While I appreciate Trisha’s boldness in wearing leather, this dress is not flattering at all.
Cruela de Underwood.
Okay these photos are too funny to even comment on. Ladies and gentlemen, Reba McEntire and Kenan Thompson:
I’ve been trying to figure this out for a while now…when did Kid Rock become a country “artist”?
isn’t he from Detroit? and isn’t his music more along the lines of rap/rock?
did he realize he sucked at that and wanted to try country? (a la Jessica Simpson?)
OK, how the hell does Leann Rimes’ dress stay up (please tell me it stayed up)?
Plus, I know it’s wrong, but I love Kid Rock’s hat. It’s a bright blue straw trilby. I mean honestly.
Yes, who IS Jake Owen? And how do I get one?
Oh, I’m going to have to try and catch this show in the CMT reruns! I did see one bit of that fugly troll Hayden Panty-whatever, sitting next to Carrie Underwood, looking like such a sourpuss! It was right after Carrie won something and little missy did NOT want to stand up and applaud! Does Nashville not have ANY stylists? Like, at all? The shoes are straight out of Payless- all of them.
I love Reba. That’s all I’ve got.
Taylor’s hair is straight! Looks great.
Leann Rimes has definitely had something done to her teeth.
I love Miranda Lambert. She’s got a gorgeous face and a real woman’s body…her boyfriend is adorable (Blake Shelton)…she’s a talented musician and songwriter…she hunts. She’s a real country girl, and I absolutely love that about her.
As for Leann Rimes (ptooie!), she definitely has veneers, and looks to have lost quite a bit of weight. I think the teeth, though, have completely changed the shape of her face, which is too bad…she used to be a cutie.
Nicole Kidman makes me want to barf. Could she look more like a zombie?
kaiser you did great on this story!!! You were so right on with your comments!!!
how does a fake woman boy look like…swift look really nice with straight hair
wow, hayden’s hair color is heinous.
I love that kenan is there with reba!!! That was one of the funniest digital shorts all year! I always wondered if it made reba laugh her ass off
What is Underwood’s problem? She’s about to get married, she’s up for awards, she good looking blah blah blah. She needs to start faking it better than that.
Miranda Lambert an Jake Owen need all the attention people will give them. Miranda’s a great artist (glad to see she won something!) and Jake is really trying to be.
Reba is hilarious as usual.
Gwen: I second the Reba love!
Also, LeAnn Rimes is a dog-face.
Cruela de Underwood! HA HA HA. I just don’t get why someone with her kind of money would dress like she does. Her clothes always look cheap. I mean hot pink chiffon and black rhinestones! It looks like Claire’s boutique came out with a clothing line. And that facial expression! B*tch get over yourself.
While I appreciate that Miranda Lambert is attractive and not “stick thin” she needs to rethink her wardrobe choices. I’m not saying she has to be Carrie Underwood skinny, just dress for her body type (Are you reading this Jessica Simpson?)
Omg, Leannie Rimes, with her new teeth looks like Eddie Cibrian; Paula Deen is what Kate Gosselin will look like in about 10 years; and Carrie Underwood is looking alot like Ashton Kutcher only with Katherine Heigl’s eyes, damn I want to smack that look off her face.
Love you PAULA!! Every recipe I make of hers is awesome. Next trip to Savannah I am eating at her and her sons restaurant.
My husband has a major crush on Faith Hill and wow-she just gets prettier with age.
Hayden looks like a gift wrapped Fredrick’s of Hollywood model. Yuck.
And Jake Owen looks like a dead ringer for that Survivor dude Ethan Zahn!
Miranda Lambert and I have the same thighs– LOVE HER (but don’t like this dress)
Paula Deene gets best-dressed IMHO.
And I like Kid Rock’s shirt. Is it for flood relief charity ?
Taylor Swift looks like a baby Nicole Kidman
Eeeeeewie! Why does Kid Rock look like the cryptkeeper?
Oh yea, Nicole and LeAnn both have some seriously large veneers. But they are both happy and I am not going to mock them.
Carrie Underwood. Someone please explain who that girl is shagging in Nashville. Who has enough pull to get her the awards she keeps winning.
She has mediocre songs. Maybe 2 a year. But somehow she keeps winning awards. Well granted this was only video awards.
As a person that listens to and enjoys Country music, I don’t get her.
There has to be a sweaty old man in Nashville somewhere that knows what she looks like naked. Trust. haha! At least earlier this year, Swift kick her ass at the legit music awards show. And Underwood didn’t win squat.
For the record. As cute a Trish Yearwood is, she has never ever been able to dress herself properly. At least she sucked in her stomach on the red carpet. Because she forgot to on stage. And you could tell how deep her belly button was because of it.
Kaiser did you see what Sheryl Crow was wearing at the end of the awards show!?!? It was the ugliest thing I ever saw and her butt looked extremely bad from behind. I didn’t even realize it was her til Kid Rock called her by name. You should have put a pic of that.
Ms.Rimes not only looked awful, her performance was terrible. Could not understand a word, she cannot dance and there was light applause at the end.
And she had to twitter about “her love” waiting for her off stage. Still got that leleash around Eddie!
LeAnn Rimes’s nostrils can be used as a spear tunnel under the La Manche in France…
did nicole get new teeth? they are enormous, and her duck lips are awful. she’ll look like michael jackson soon.
i’m feeling miranda lambert love, too. i have all her albums and i think she is adorable. she deserves a better dress than this.
leanne rimes looks inbred.
Jake Owen is a hot one. It’d hit it. He reminds me of James Franco. I’d hit that, too. 🙂
omg, i love paula deen!!! just hearing her voice puts me in the mood to cook some comfort food!
i love keenan and reba, hilarious
and what is up with the ladies and the botox nowadays???
and also: what the hell happened to sheryl crow’s face? not to be mean but she looks almost as if she’s had a stroke or bell’s palsy or something. i hope not. maybe it’s just a bad photo? or bad botox?
Re: Nicole Kidman’s lips….Unfortunately I have the same top lip ie: NONE. Any photo that is taken of me, I just want to scream, “I want top-lip implants!” I think that the side profile is an unfortunate one, because, face on, I really do think she is pretty. IMO!
Faith and Tim are just adorable! Love them!
I would LOVE to spend a day with Reba, she seems very down to earth and sweet and kind.
I HATE Leann Rimes, but I think she should part her hair on the side all the time. It softens that horse face of hers.
@ original kate: I didn’t notice until I read your post about Sheryl Crowe. She DOES look not-quite-on, but I’m thinking it may be a bad photo, at least I hope that’s all it is (??)
And Paula Dean….well, Y’all! She ROCKS!
Yes, it is a huge pain in the butt to straighten curly hair, not to mention particularly damaging.
And hey, Sheryl Crow and Trisha Yearwood, put my grandma’s shoes back in her closet!
Just noticed that LeeAnn Rimes has Renee Zellweger eyes–just little slits that look closed all the time.
This makes me think that Reba enjoyed the digital short with Keenan, which just enforces that she’s a cool lady. Love that!
My mom and dad went to Paula & Sons’ Restaurant (that’s the name, right?) on their last vacation down south. The line was huge but they LOVED it. Mom said the food was pretty simple but it was awesome.
Anyway. Nicole and Keith looked awesomely happy and they didn’t cheat on anyone to get there, so who cares about her lip or teeth?
LeeAnn has never learned to dress herself and her face looks like it’s caving in on itself. Karma, bitch. Carrie, wtf is going on with your wardrobe? You look like a hooker. I’m all for gorgeous curves on women, but Miranda, Trisha and Keenan are not looking good. Yes, I know, Keenan’s a dude.
I think Taylor wears the sweetheart neckline a lot because she’s got no chest at all and it sort of mimics a boobline. I suppose she thinks she’s fooling someone.
Oh, Luke, I SO wanted to do you when you were on the X-Files. Now I want you to go away so I can do that Jake guy.
what the hell is wrong with LeAnne Rimes face?!?! Jesus christ put it back its not done yet!
Luke Wilson’s eyes look ready for sex. I’d go with him anyday, he’s really sexy here not unclean!
Kid Rocks been making southern fried rock for ages. listen to more than whats played on the radio.
LeAnn look like she did something so weird with her teeth. I’m I the only one who thinks so? She just isn’t as pretty any more I guess pretty is as pretty does….
I can’t see the picture of the Jake Owen guy.
But man, Nicole looks freaky. It looks like more than just botox and filler–as if she has had cheek implants and maybe a forehead implant too. Or maybe her brain is swollen from the botox?
Everyone looks so trashy. :-/