Brad Pitt finally shaves most of that nasty beard off


We don’t have any photos of the glorious de-bearded Brad Pitt, but X17 has some blurry car photos, if you’ve forgotten what Brad looked like without the massive, nasty beard. The photo above, from a year ago, approximates what Brad looks like now. He actually didn’t shave it all off – you can see that he’s still rocking some kind of short goatee. Ugh. Just commit to your razor and shave the f-cker off, Brad. At first I defended it as a temporary quirk – and then the months went on and on, and he still wasn’t shaving. My dog has better grooming, and my dog is generally filthy and thinks he’s clean because he neurotically cleans his paws. So, I’m glad Brad found his razor, and looks relatively clean, at last.

As far as other Brangelina news goes, apparently Brad is maybe going to star Moneyball soon? Could be. And he’s been meeting with Terrence Malick about that movie Brad and Sean Penn did way back in 2008, that Malick is still editing. Angelina, meanwhile, has several films in various stages of preproduction, so I have no idea what she’s going to be doing next, or when she’ll go back to work. The Sun did get their hands on the first still from The Tourist, that film she just finished with Johnny Depp (still is below). One other thing – World Refugee Day is on the 20th, and the UNHCR just sent out a press release about all of the activities that are going to be happening for the event. Angie’s presence is confirmed, but I can’t figure out if she’s going to be in New York or Washington, or whether she’ll be in another country. We’ll see.



Brad on July 28, 2009, and at Cannes on May 20. Credit: WENN. Photo still from The Tourist courtesy of The Sun.

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  1. bite me says:

    lets see rehearsal for moneyball has already started, so yes he will be doing moneyball… and i think The Tourist might be released in late December

  2. RHONYC says:

    …only to reveal that he’s *gasp*…pulling a ‘redford’!!!

    that she-beast, grendel’s mom has officially sucked the hotness out of ol’ boy.

    his looks are officially hitting the wall in 5,4,3,2…

  3. bellaluna says:

    Oh, thank God. Not that I’m a fan of the Brange, but damn, man, enough with the fug!

  4. truthSF says:

    Poor guy, he’s basically getting condemned for growing hair on his face, just because ppl who are in no way in his life, or connected to him in any way, don’t like it. I think his f*ck you approach to it all is just brilliant.

  5. nycmom10024 says:

    Ok what is a Redford?

  6. meme says:

    brangelina annoys the crap out of me. smugness overload.

  7. bite me says:

    robert redford i believe and damn depp looks freaking bloated in that pix

  8. RHONYC says:

    go to google images and type in robert redford.

    he was a GOD until he reached his mid-40s…then it went all downhill from there. (my mother is still in mourning)

    so now, that bitch devilina retired his hotness and now brad…well, he’s…pullin a ‘redford’. lol

    your welcome. *wink* 🙂

  9. Kel says:

    Growing a beard is an easy way of covering your face post-surgery…

  10. clare says:

    I think Brad is aging well. I much prefer him now than to his “pretty-boy” stage.
    Johnny Depp reminds me of Orlando Bloom in that photo. Yum.

  11. Miranda Ann says:

    Damn, damn!! A man can’t even grow a beard without the ENTIRE WORLD acting like it’s an affront to them, personally. I liked the beard and it’s something a lot of men do when they are not working or have major downtime in their lives. There aren’t many men who like shaving and only do it because they have to (for work or for their sig other). Now, Brad has trimmed the beard and will most likely be clean shaven within the next week or two because of “Moneyball” and it makes front page news. I guess everybody has forgotten about that flood in Arkansas.

  12. melbe says:

    The citation under the last picture is incorrect. (Brad on July 28, 2010, and at Cannes on May 20.)

  13. Obvious says:

    @Miranda Ann,

    this is a gossip site. It is not meant to report on hard news. If you are upset that we enjoy obsessing over Brad’s beard vs the state or Arkansas, then please leave and go watch the news. Thank you.

  14. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I didn’t really care about his facial hair. Its not something I found attractive on him but I didn’t care. I am just so excited for Salt, I am hoping for a magazine interview/cover from Angelina. Soooo fingers crossed for that.

  15. Milan says:

    “My dog has better grooming but he is generally filthy, but thinks he’s clean because he neurotically cleans his paws!” teehehehehe, that was fecking simple but hillarious.

  16. bite me says:

    or maybe the years of tanning with malibu barbie and smoking for 20 plus years have taking a freaking toll on the pretty boy

  17. nnn says:

    Brad is THE MAN,hence his beard has become an wordly affair. That’s the biggest testament and a reversal demonstration of his undeniable…hotness since his beard or so called lost of hotness is even more talked, dissected and analyzed than the international economic crisis itself.

    Oh and i like the often ‘Jolie sucked his hotness’…wonder who sucked hers…..Or isn’t it called maturing and having a large family and your priorities in check when you take more times to take care of them than catering to your physique loke you did before ?

    Fact is they like each other’s physique and that’s what counts.

  18. bellaluna says:

    It has nothing to do with growing a beard. It has everything to do with the actual unkempt, food-flecked, beaded, generally nauseating state of said beard. There are only a few faces that would actually be improved by having that on them.

  19. Hautie says:

    Robert Redford.

    He was a pretty man for many years. And I thought he was aging fine till he got the face lift and screwed up his eyes.

    The trick about having those face lifts, do a mini lift in your late forties. When it is practically not noticeable.

    But sadly Robert Redford went in too late and got the Joan Rivers special. It was too obvious he had it done.

  20. nycmom10024 says:

    Ahh thanks RHONYC.

  21. denise says:

    Much better Brad. Now leave Angie.

  22. YeaRight! says:

    The part about Pitt trimming his beard, as far as I am concerned can be filed under “who fricken gives a f*ck.

    However, what concerns me is that he is driving around while talking on a cell phone! It is ILLEGAL in the State of California to be using the cell phone while driving!

    It’s not only against the law, it is dangerous! Are the litter of kids with him and his HO?

  23. prissa says:

    Get over it ppl. Enough already. Whether he has facial hair or not, who cares? As long as AJ likes I’m sure that is all that matters.

    Anyway, I love this couple. They’ve got great genes. When is another BABY coming???? LOL

    Ang looks her best when preggers!

  24. I Choose Me says:

    He got my memo I see. Hee!

  25. womanfromthenorth says:

    I think it was all about not being on the covers of people as the “sex god” of the year. He’s over it… and his face hair made sure he was excluded!

  26. d says:

    @ womanfromt: a masterful deduction!

  27. cedar falls says:

    “that she-beast, grendel’s mom has officially sucked the hotness out of ol’ boy.”

    Haha! And from the looks of the bloated Tourist still, she’s started feasting on Johnny’s life force too…

  28. bite me says:

    referring to children as litter,how crass and another thing, brad divorced his HO in 2005

  29. Isa says:

    My husband gets into these phases where he feels the need to grow a beard. Until it gets itchy and I start complaining about it scratching me. Luckily, he’s now a cop and can’t have facial hair!

  30. Majosha says:

    The white pageboy is the real tragedy here.

  31. RHONYC says:

    no worries tho’…his beautiful looks have been immortalized in lil’ brad jr., otherwise known as:

    lil’ miss shiloh jolie-pitt

    ahhh, thanx brad.

    lol 🙂

  32. Melanie says:

    @ Rhonyc. Thank you. That is all.

  33. Sumodo1 says:

    Thank God. Thank God. Thank God the Cap’n Lou Albano beard is almost gone. Thank God!

  34. Jeri says:

    I often wondered if he grew the beard to piss off Angie. It was something he could control.

  35. RHONYC says:

    @ Melanie. anytime. my foot.

  36. Janeth says:

    I never found him that attractive to begin with but now it’s just ridiculous. He is truly disgusting to look at! And people that is my opinion, so don’t go around talking nonsense to me.

  37. AIMEE says:

    He looks bloated, puffy and miserable. Wonder why???? Hmmmmmm.

  38. Lilias says:

    It isn’t that he grew a beard in general. It’s that said beard was GROSS. It looked dirty, unkempt, and foul-like there might have been fleas living in there. It looked like it was unwashed. And then he put beads in it a la Captain Jack Sparrow. What on earth was that about?

    I heard some time ago that they would be filming in Oakland and the surrounding areas for Moneyball. I hope they just go to Toronto or something. I do not want that paparazzi circus coming to my town and disturbing the peace.

    EDIT: Why is everything I say being moderated all of a sudden?

  39. Cheyenne says:

    RHONYC, lay off the haterade, honey. All it’s doing is making you old and bitter.

  40. Bruce says:

    He looks great! Good looking man..yeah I said it!

  41. Cheyenne says:

    Trimming that beard trimmed off about five years. If he cuts it all off he’ll cut off about five more years.

    Denise, get over it. He’s been with Angie longer than he’s been with the whiny ex.

  42. Josephina says:

    That’s the true beauty of this man. He can grow a bread or forest or whatever…and then in amatter of 20 minutes, he can look scrumptous again, enough to make your mouth water!

    Damn, he’s fine as hell! He’s got the genes (look at his beautiful babies) and he looks like he can “put it on a woman” when he wants to. That beard did not fool me, only some of you.

  43. RHONYC says:

    haterade? lol!
    now, that’s a word that ages you.

    now, now, settle down, brown cow…this is just a meaningless form of escapism.

    all losers that takes this crap too seriously…this is where u can get off. 🙂

  44. Steph says:

    *Sigh* He was looking to age so well. Since he’s been with Ange, he has aged so quickly and so badly!

  45. nnn says:

    He is still less bloated and less crass looking than Johnny Depp and he looks way better than his ex wife serial of beau pre and after him…though they are all younger.

    He is still Brad Pitt, the only 47 years old whose physical is analyzed, discussed by nostalgics of his younger Ken/Barbie era more than actors half his age…tells a lot about the MAN’s physical attraction….I mean nobody care about Depp being bloated or/and crass looking 90 % of the time for a decade now….

  46. ViktoryGin says:

    This whole thread is why I don’t usually comment on the BrangelinaAnniston trifecta. Side eye. I did come in, however, as vigil in miniscule of the Brad that was. Ironically, though, I don’t know if the pretty boy was ever really him. Caveman seems to suit his personality better. I just think he rode the Pretty Boy Bandwagon to get ahead. He’s knocking on 50. If he wants to look like a hermit, I say let him.