Hot new couple: Teri Hatcher and Jason Lewis?

What is it with Sex and The City hottie Jason Lewis? It’s like the gossip rags link him with whichever single woman they want to talk about that week. He was supposed to have been living with Jennifer Aniston late last year despite the fact that they were rarely spotted together. The unreliable source for the story that Aniston and Lewis were living together, Star Magazine, is now reporting that Lewis, 36, has moved on to cougar Teri Hatcher, 43.

Take this with a shot of the very strong liquor you would need if you were Jason Lewis to create beer goggles strong enough to find Teri Hatcher bangable. The sightings of the two do add an air of credibility to this otherwise questionable story:

[Jason Lewis] is now quietly dating Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher, 43. The couple was spotted hiking together on the trails near Beverly Hills’ Coldwater Canyon park in early March and “acted like teenagers in love,” an eyewitness tells Star. Later, the two “were smiling” over eggs at the Glen Deli.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, April 7, 2008]

In related news, Teri Hatcher has denied reports that her wonky face is the result of plastic surgery and claims to never even have had botox. She said “I think I might be the only person left in Hollywood who has nothing fake about her. I could do Botox once and look younger but, to me, it feels like getting on a hamster wheel. Once you get onto it you have to stay on it and keep pedalling. I’d rather gracefully mature into an older-looking woman.” This quote was reported recently without a date, and it’s possible it’s something she said a while ago, but it’s new to me, as is the news that Jason Lewis would find her attractive. He does have that deer in the headlights look and maybe he appreciates natural beauty.

Jason Lewis is shown on 2/10/08 at the Global Green pre-Oscar party. Teri Hatcher is shown on 2/9/08 at the Keep Memory Alive “Power of Love Gala,” thanks to WENN and PRPhotos.

Update: I know this post is not my typical style, and is particularly harsh to Hatcher. She is not my favorite person, and there are times when I want to go off on celebrities but hold back, but obviously I didn’t here. No offense was meant against women who age naturally and you guys are right that this was rude and that she is naturally decent looking.

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  1. iheartlasagne says:

    Well, they certainly have in common that they both were once attractive. What the hell is with that hair/facial hair on J. Lewis? It looks terrible! He’s got Jonathan Rhys-Meyers’ coke face going on.

  2. Anonymous says:

    That guy is 10 times hotter then Brad Pitt.

  3. headache says:

    From Rosario to Teri?? ick!

    I have a hard time making smart ass remarks about Teri’s face. I really believe her looks to be a result of natural aging and to say something nasty would suggest that I think she should do something unnatural which I don’t. She was gorgeous back in the day.

  4. Kate says:

    I think the only problem with Teri Hatcher’s face is that she’s so excruciatingly thin. She’s got a naturally longer face, and her thinness emphasizes this. If she gained even 10 pounds she’d be stunning, no matter her age.

  5. melissa says:

    I agree with headache and kate. at least teri is not all plumped up with fillers and botox. she looks her age and she looks ok for her age, although with some weight gain, she would be more youthful looking. i remember when she was on lois and clark – she was gorgeous back then.

  6. Mairead says:

    Kate – you took the words right out of my keyboard.

  7. Sarah says:

    Teri was and is an absolutely stunning woman. I believe her (from one out of thousands) that she didn’t do anything to her body except eating too less of that macrobiotic food and maybe working out a bit too much. Her face still looks the same like the days of MacGyver and Lois & Clark. She indeed grew older but we all do, so what’s the mess? Stop talking crap on her. She might have an issue with weight (though she was ALWAYS extremely thin, watch old shows and photoshoots of her!), but that’s it. I think it is fair to assume that some ppl just have the right genes to keep the youth a bit longer in their lives than others. And she for sure doesn’t look as weird face-wise as that Kidman babe.

    Wow… that’s the first time I took side for an celebrity!!! WTF? What the frak is wrong with me??! 😆

  8. frewt says:

    Geez does that mean all 43 year old women aren’t ‘bangable’ just because they look their age? Such offensive ageist sexism and coming from another woman too! Its also bullshit. Terri is a good-looking woman in anyone’s language. Really, that’s the sort of commentary I expect over at ‘the Drunken Stepfather’.

  9. judi says:

    I hope this isn’t true..hes just way too hot to be with her…Ryan Seacrest didn’t want her either.She used to be pretty, not anymore..

  10. geronimo says:

    Wow, CB. That’s a really bitchy write-up. I know, celebitchy, I get it, but even still. Jezebel will be putting you on their hitlist along with Drunken Stepfather, Perez and whats her name at the Skinny website if you’re not careful. I think she’s really attractive, botox or not.

  11. celebitchy says:

    Alright, I hear you guys and I updated the post. The issue is that I don’t like Teri Hatcher.

  12. iheartlasagne says:

    I don’t care for her either, CB. Granted, maybe she’s just gotten older, maybe it’s just due to being thin, but I find it hard to believe she hasn’t had any work done.

  13. Lucilu says:

    Teri Hatcher used (past tense) to be beautiful. Now she is too, too thin. Wasn’t she dating Eva Longoria’s ex-fiancee a while back? What happened with that? This poor chick has no luck in the man department.

  14. Teri looks old now and if she hasn’t gone for any done up of her face as she claims then she should seriously consider it!