OK! cover: Jennifer Aniston’s baby news!

OK! is running yet another in a long line of misleading covers this week claiming that Jennifer Aniston has “baby news” and allegedly said “Yes, I’m having a baby!” The teaser article on their site reveals absolutely nothing, so I’m sure that they have absolutely nothing other than another weak assurance from Jen that she eventually wants to be a mother after being asked for the umpteenth time about it. (That’s a commentary on how many times Jen is asked that question. It’s in no way a judgment on her choice to live a super rich single girl yoga by day chardonnay-guzzling by night lifestyle.)

There have been some half-assed rumors that Aniston is considering adoption after her friend Sheryl Crow adopted her second son, but I doubt that OK! has anything more than “sources” or a very brief “sure, I would have children at some point” mention from Jen. Her IVF comedy with Jason Bateman, The Switch, is coming out in August so we can look forward to many more breathless “Jennifer is pregnant!” rumors as she does the press tour.

I don’t know what’s worse: this probably worthless article or the way they smudge tooled her face into oblivion. This isn’t the first time OK! has declared Aniston pregnant. They did a “Confirmed: Finally a Baby For Jen” story claiming that she was pregnant with Kaiser’s lover Gerard Butler’s drunken sperm this April. There was an “Exclusive: [Aniston] Pregnant at 40!” cover in September, 2009.

At least they didn’t make Vienna and Jake’s non-shocking split the lead cover story. You know this tired nonstory about Aniston’s alleged baby news is going to sell better than anything with a photo of those two nobodies.

40434, MAUI, HAWAII, Tuesday May 11, 2010. Jennifer Aniston continues to film scenes for the upcoming romcom Just Go With It . Jen was seen in a white dress shooting cabana scenes with Adam Sandler & Nick Swardson and also wiping her mouth after leaving her wardrobe.Photograph: Will Binns, PacificCoastNews.com

Just Go with It continues to shoot scenes in Hawaii on May 11, 2010. Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler take various breaks on set to chat with family and friends. Pictured here is Jennifer Aniston Fame Pictures, Inc

Fast friends Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker, and Nicole Kidman chat it up between takes, as the star studded cast and crew look to be having a blast soaking up the sun and film 'Just Go with It, in Hawaii on May 6, 2010! Fame Pictures, Inc

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  1. Melanie says:

    Congratulations Jen. God Bless you and the baby!

  2. Anya says:

    OK is not OK. How that pitiful tabloid stays in business is beyond me. LOL

  3. bite me says:

    brad pitt better not be her baby daddy

  4. nnn says:

    LOL, Who is the father ?

    Last time i check, she was supposed to be “specially” treated by G Butler, the ‘Finger’

  5. mln says:

    How long can the tabs get away with this shizz the endless Bermuda triangle is getting more mileage than Elvis sightings,and alien stories combined

  6. gabs says:

    lol to the first comment. Jen is not the mother type. She wants to sip her margaritas and tan in cabo. Why cant people just accept that? Its so ridiculous

  7. lucy2 says:

    I was wondering the same thing Anya, who is buying this stuff?
    I wish they’d stop pestering certain actresses of certain ages about having kids – if they want to, they will, if not, they won’t.

  8. Ogechi says:

    Having a child is a good news but the story coming from this magazine is quite questionable.

  9. Kim says:

    I hope she adopts. So many wonderful kids need homes and she seems like a loving mother type.

  10. bite me says:

    if america sweetheart does adopt, it better be from the u.s. of a. :D

  11. bc says:

    Hell, I would LOVE to have a life where I get to do yoga every day, drink expensive wine every night, and regularly vacation in Mexico. Why does she need kids? Sounds like she has a great life to me! Although, to be fair, if she really wanted the stories to stop, I think she would comment that she doesn’t want kids.

  12. Lisa says:

    I don’t see jen as the wonderful mom who does the soccer thing….just my opinion but whatever!!!! Isn’t that half the reason her and brad aren’t together anymore is because he wanted kids and she wasn’t interested at the time???? I also think if she wanted to adopt shed have already done it…. Who really knows but her.

  13. viper says:

    LOL how funny would it be if jen ended up using brad and hers frozen enbrios? Thats is if they ever had them frozen. Oh man that would be so messed up. LOL

  14. Rosanna says:

    I’ve never been a fan of JA but for God’s sake she doesn’t need a baby just because everybody else her age has one. It’s about time to stop defining a lady’s life in terms of babies and partners.

  15. Taya says:

    OMG! A woman over 40 without children. Shoot her now!

    Leave Anniston alone.

  16. denise says:

    I don’t believe this story.

  17. cee says:

    She is an idiot and I can not stand her. I wish she would just be the romcom person that she is. The triangle has been over for 5 years except in her and the tabloid minds.

  18. Melanie says:

    I can just picture her on the beach(or playa) with her baby in a little sombrero. Oh, that is going to be so cute. :)

  19. Snarf says:

    I don’t begrudge America’s Favorite Abandoned Sweetheart for not wanting kids.

    I do begrudge her for constantly lying about it in the press to appease her fan base.

  20. CC says:

    I find the horribly photoshopped wedding photo of RPattz and Kstew funnier. LOLOLOLOL!

  21. Anya says:

    She has 2 more films scheduled this year, one starts July 1 to September, and the 2nd starts September to December. Now when is she supposed to have time to be a Mommie as not OK lies about? Think people!

    It really is OK for a woman not to want to be a parent, really, parenting is not for everyone.

  22. anonymous says:

    I don’t like her at all.but leave her alone,she I dont think can have children.I think that is why Brad Pitt left.

  23. Belle Epoch says:

    Hope this is false for the child’s sake.

    I read somewhere that she is so obsessed with her appearance that she spends all day looking at tabloid pictures of herself and fretting about keeping her looks.

    Probably would not respond well to throw-up on her front – and she doesn’t have a baby daddy like Matthew Broderick to take care of the kid.

  24. javagirl1 says:

    lol Melanie….and think of the beautiful matching tans they’ll have!

  25. Melanie says:

    Well I read that she plans to have a octo litter and jetset around the world. She even has Supernanny on retainer! Of course, I also read that she would not carry the children herself. (too vain, and she likes her wine and smokes.)

  26. Morgs says:

    Ha! Love it.

  27. Cheyenne says:

    Oh sweet Christ, if I had a nickel for every fake-ass story the tabloids have run on Jennifer’s-having-a-baby over the past five years I could retire rich.

  28. WTF?!? says:

    “I read somewhere that she is so obsessed with her appearance that she spends all day looking at tabloid pictures of herself and fretting about keeping her looks.”

    Then it MUST be true, Belle Epoch, and you should most definitely judge her based on some nebulous blurb you think you remember reading somewhere.

  29. Feebee says:

    LOL, jaysus here we go again.

  30. Beth says:

    I don’t understand why tabloids and people keep shoving Jennifer’s baby down her throat. If she was just 1% as desperate as the tabloids claim, she would have a child by now. It’s clearly not a priority in her life.

  31. Melanie says:

    Yeah! Jens baby news is beating the little Miss holier than thou up there 30 to 20. Who is bad! Jennifer is!

  32. DD says:

    Cheyenne, I’ll match your nickel for every fake Angelina’s-having-adopting-a-baby over the past 5 years. We’ll be rich.

  33. Emilie says:

    I don’t believe this story, but even if she were pregnant, she’d probably make a good mom. She seems intelligent and friendly. It’s so strange to me, though…not wanting to be a mother.I respect women who choose a different path, but I just love being a mom so much. If I had her money, I’d probably go the Angelina/Kate Gosselin route! LOL

  34. mslewis says:

    Well, OK is so far down that doing a cover with Jennifer being pregnant is the only way they can sale this thing. I’m surprised this rag is still in business.

  35. Lem says:

    HOLY photoshop

  36. ctkat says:

    Why do the gossip mags continue with this whole “Jen is desperate for a baby” thing?

    This woman is rich, powerful, and successful. If she wanted to be a mom, she would be a mom.

    She has a pretty spectacular life as a single woman, and she seems like she gets a lot of enjoyment out of it.

    I wish she would do what Cameron Diaz does, and just admit that marriage and motherhood aren’t really where her heart is at. There’s nothing wrong with making that choice! Just own it- don’t pander by pulling the whole “I so want children, but, well…sob” stuff!

  37. hatuh says:

    One of these days it’s going to be true, and I will be sooooo happy. Love her. I want to be her.

  38. Belle Epoch says:

    “Then it MUST be true, Belle Epoch, and you should most definitely judge her based on some nebulous blurb you think you remember reading somewhere.”

    Cool, WTF, you’re personal friends with Jen! How fabulous for you! That means you don’t have to read nebulous blurbs like the rest of us. Oh, wait…

  39. Camille says:

    I didn’t think trannys could have kids??
    ;) :D

  40. Rob says:

    I’m sorry but i’m not buying this story at all. Jennifer could have had a baby a long time ago. Personally I dont think she wants to be a mother. Shit her own mother wasnt a good mom. I’m sure she questioned whether she would turn out the same way. Plus, she totally into her body to lose her shape.Adopting maybe, probably by the time she turns 45. or when she stops getting the movie roles. Career will always be her first choice!

  41. Lilias says:

    Zomg, Belle Epoch, all nebulous blurbs should be believed? Dude, BatBoy is real y’all!

  42. Me says:

    I think she shouldn’t give up her dreams, the wait is worth it. I had been single for years hoping the right man for me would come along refusing to settle for second best and even contemplating future without a man. And guess what happened, by pure accident I just met the man of my dreams and the perfect match for me. I don’t see a reason why this shouldn’t happen to Jennifer too. And when it does, I would srongly reccommend she makes her partnership a priority. My boyfriend is is a diplomat and I’m ready to follow him anywhere just to make our life together solid. I know now that I will never regret it.

  43. Maritza says:

    I won’t fall for that story again…
    I’ll believe it when I see her carrying the baby.

  44. lisa says:

    Well as usual the denial from her reps. REALLY. If Aniston wanted a child she would have one at this point. She has signed on to my knowledge to make at least 2 or 3 movies.. Hardly the action of a woman planning on bringing a child home or getting pregnant. This is the dream her fans still have.. thus the constant covers stating This Is It. Jen has a baby. Who else is buying this crap. Nothing wrong with not wanting children. I myself don’t have that desire. But I also have no problem telling the world. She I think won’t ever say that even if it is how she feels. Must keep that Good Girl image.

  45. Cheyenne says:

    @DD: Oh yeah, Outa Touch is at it again with another fake Angelina-is-adopting-again-and-neglecting-the-older-kids-and-Brad-is-pitching-a-fit bullshit story. I don’t think they plan on making any additions to their family until the twins are at least three years old.

    I don’t know why in hell these tabloids can’t stay out of other women’s uteri. It’s positively freaky.

  46. josie says:

    She doesn’t want kids. I think the reason Brad Pitt left her was she refused to have kids.

  47. Anna says:

    She can’t afford another disappointment at the box office so she’s getting the rumor mill running again.

  48. Cheyenne says:

    @josie: I very much doubt Brad left because she couldn’t have kids; I think one reason he left was because she wouldn’t (not couldn’t) have kids. But that marriage was in so much trouble almost from the beginning that by the time he met Angie, he just wanted out of there.

  49. Kim says:

    I wonder why the tabs rarely do stories about other over 40 actresses being pregnant or wanting a baby like Renee Z or Cameron D. I guess these stories sell. BTW OK will probably be out of business soon. Their sales have dropped alot in US.

  50. WTF?!? says:

    No, Belle, I’ve seen them, I just don’t go misrepresenting something I think I may have read (or dreamt once) as fact.

    I take no position one way or the other, I just find you comical.

  51. Seer says:

    PR BS! There are two choices here: you can either see her obvious ploys (and don’t tell me she doesn’t have anything to do with these false rumors) as pathetic or as career savvy. Face it, this woman is getting her face plastered all over the place – so while she comes across as desperate for attention to some, to others she simply appears as knowing how to the play the media game.

    Who wouldn’t want to remain rich and famous for as long as possible? Can you imagine the perks? Of course it must be almost impossible to let go of all that. I can’t really blame her for trying to hang on tooth and nail.

  52. Belle Epoch says:

    Glad to amuse, WTF. Laughing is the best cure for people who need to lighten up!

    The subject is Aniston, and I think it is universally accepted that she is obsessed with her looks. And it pays off – she looks fabulous.

    Why don’t you stop picking on me and go find some other nebulous blurbs to dispute?

  53. judy says:

    I dont understand why people need this woman to have a kid lol. What is she some kind of saint and NEEDS to have a kid hanging on here and messing up her botox treatments and face lifts and nip and tucks?? How about her dating? I mean who hasn’t she slept with lately?? No way to raise a kid lol Let the woman party until she is old and grey, she has dogs to love.