Kristen Stewart wears bizarre one-armed dress to Eclipse premiere

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Kristen Stewart is becoming something of a fashionista, but I sometimes find her junk hit-or-miss. For the past year, she’s been doing a lot of miniskirts, and while this white dress isn’t really mini, it doesn’t really hit it out of the park, does it? It’s Elie Saab, by the way. And it’s furry. Not really, it’s just some kind of textured fabric that I can’t distinguish. The one-armed thing isn’t great, in my opinion. Instead of sleek and finished, it looks like she lost a sleeve in a welding accident or something. The hair is pretty good though – and the shoes are Louboutin. I’m getting a very “hipster bridal” vibe from this.

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Cast member Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of the motion picture romantic thriller fantasy The Twilight Saga: Eclipse , as part of the Los Angeles Film Festival at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles June 24, 2010.  UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom

Guess who looked horrible? Robert Pattinson. While the hair is an improvement, the burgundy suit makes him look like… a valet? A realtor? I can’t figure it out. Instead of Robert Downey Jr.-esque quirky movie star, he looks like he should parking the car.

24 June 2010 - Los Angeles, California - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Los Angeles Premiere at the 2010 Los Angeles Film Festival held at Nokia Theatre LA Live. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Los Angeles Film Festival ECLIPSE Premiere held at The Nokia Theatre L.A.Live in Los Angeles, California on June 24th, 2010. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart                                      Fame Pictures, Inc

Dakota Fanning did the one-shoulder thing too! Her dress is cute and age-appropriate, but it washes her out a little.

24 June 2010 - Los Angeles, California - Dakota Fanning. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Los Angeles Premiere at the 2010 Los Angeles Film Festival held at Nokia Theatre LA Live. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Taylor Lautner looking cute and wholesome. And about 12 years old. The kid knows how to wear a suit, though.

Los Angeles Film Festival ECLIPSE Premiere held at The Nokia Theatre L.A.Live in Los Angeles, California on June 24th, 2010. Taylor Lautner                                      Fame Pictures, Inc

You know Ashley Green is a Movie Star, right? She’s the most important character in Twilight! That’s how she dresses, anyway.

Cast member Ashley Greene attends the premiere of the motion picture romantic thriller fantasy The Twilight Saga: Eclipse , as part of the Los Angeles Film Festival at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles June 24, 2010.  UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom

Kellan Lutz scares the bejesus out of me.

24 June 2010 - Los Angeles, California - Kellan Lutz. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Los Angeles Premiere at the 2010 Los Angeles Film Festival held at Nokia Theatre LA Live. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Nikki Reed is also a STAR! But is she also an ice dancer?

Cast member Nikki Reed poses at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse during the Los Angeles Film Festival at Nokia theatre at L.A. Live in Los Angeles June 24, 2010. The movie opens in the U.S. on June 24. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Speaking of, Evan Lysacek. For why?

24 June 2010 - Los Angeles, California - Evan Lysacek. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Los Angeles Premiere at the 2010 Los Angeles Film Festival held at Nokia Theatre LA Live. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

The Kardashians all scream at once: “DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!

Los Angeles Film Festival ECLIPSE Premiere held at The Nokia Theatre L.A.Live in Los Angeles, California on June 24th, 2010. Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Courtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner                                      Fame Pictures, Inc

Um…

Cast member Robert Pattinson attends the premiere of the motion picture romantic thriller fantasy The Twilight Saga: Eclipse , as part of the Los Angeles Film Festival at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles June 24, 2010.  UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom

Header: K-Stew on June 24, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. Jackson says:

    Oh my. Unfortunate. That dress might, MIGHT, work in the winter time. Summer? No way. In fact, all of the dresses in these pics are, at best, unfortunate….except for the woman in the long gown, whoever she is. A bit overdone though. And Dakota’s dress is nice for her, but I agree, that color isn’t the best choice for her skintone.

  2. Des says:

    Who’s that on the left in the Kardashian pic? I thought there were only three birds of prey.

  3. Tess says:

    EWWWWWW.

    Call in the lawyers. Kristen needs an ironclad document prohibiting closeups of those leg stubbles.

  4. lucy2 says:

    Love Dakota’s though it does wash her out a bit. Did they all coordinate little fluffy light colored dresses? Weird. Don’t care for Kristen’s, but it’s WAY better than that ice skating costume the one girl is wearing.

  5. Yell says:

    Stewart and Pattinson are the worst and most hypocritical celebs that Hollywood has produced in recent times.
    They use the media for their awful franchise and to boost heir image but do nothing but to complain and whine why the poor celebrities aren’t treated fairly.

  6. Kaiser says:

    The two girls on either end of Kim & Kourtney Kardashian are the little Jenner girls.

  7. Dorothy says:

    Taylor, Dakota and Robert all look great. Everyone else is a fail!

  8. GatsbyGal says:

    Kellan Lutz has a really messed up face. Like, he looks special. Helmet special.

    And that close-up of Kristin’s heels…did she not even shave? That looks like a day’s worth of stubble there. She really just doesn’t give a crap, huh?

  9. Anon says:

    I hate Ashley Greene’s dress. Effing hate it. If she didn’t leave her hair down, it might have been manageable – but the hair, and the shapeless dress, make her look horrible.
    I love Pattinson’s suit though. Maybe it’s because I usually do not like him, but the burgundy tone looks good on him and adds a touch of quirkiness.

  10. DoMaJoReMc says:

    Why does she always slouch? STAND UP STRAIGHT, GIRL!

  11. ams1 says:

    RPATZ LOOKS LIKE RON BURGUNDY!!!!!!!!

  12. vi says:

    not a fan of the dress but she is getting much better at these appearances, she looks clean and smiley! she’s come a long way,

  13. lisa says:

    What happened to the first thread regarding their EW interview.. Why was that one deleted.

  14. gabs says:

    Kristen and Ashley look nice. Ashleys hair is horrible though. Kristen should have worn it longer, its a bit short. Rob does look like hes ron burgundy in anchorman LOL.

    Nikki looks like a bird. That is why i HATE marchesa. It makes anyone wearing it look cheap.

  15. serena says:

    What the hell with those dresses o_O oh well, at least kristen is smiling and not pissed off of something-she-only-see.

  16. Feebee says:

    Whole cast needs a stylist STAT.

    Or maybe I’m just old, maybe this is what the young people like these days 🙂

  17. k says:

    Kristen’s would work better during winter, or in Japan, but it’s still consistent with her style.

  18. Mairead says:

    Why is Sparkles styled like the World’s Laziest Teddy Boy? Honestly he looks like he couldn’t be bothered to do a proper quiff; he couldn’t be bothered to get a contrasting lapel for his jacket; and he couldn’t even be bothered to find crepe-soled “br0thel-creeper” shoes. 🙄

    I’d say the fabric of Kristen’s dress looks better in real life without the lights from the flashes drowning out the shimmer. It would have been better sleeveless. And if she wore tights.

  19. lisa says:

    I just love Dakota..really such a beautiful girl.. I love the dress on her but I don’t like the color. I like that she looks her age not over made up at all.. I just remember her in I Am Sam.. and look at the young woman she is.

    Take note to the others. YOU don’t have to be trashy.. This young woman has had a career the rest of them could only pray for. I hope she stays on the path she is on. It is just so inspiring to see a young person that started out so early in Hollywood do so well. ANOTHER favorite of mine is Emma Watson.

  20. Vee says:

    For the first time, there was very little awkward and nothing but smiles and confidence on the carpet. This was a huge win for all!!!
    I loved Kristen’s dress, the color worked, her hair and makeup beautiful and she added many smiles, great for her. Rob’s suit was a risk and the cut and style fit him perfectly. I’m on the fence about the color. Taylor looks great and predictable. Nikki and Ashley dresses are awful. Dakota looked great.

  21. Sara says:

    Stewart’s dress looks as if it was made out of the Muppets.

  22. denise says:

    Sure the dress is a little weird, but I think she pulls it off.
    Luv Dakota’s shoes.

  23. annaloo says:

    “Um”

    HILARIOUS caption

  24. Lady D says:

    “the little Jenner girls? There are actually more of these……..(had to think what to call them) Who are they, when did they arrive on the scene and more important, do they act like the Curs, I mean Kardashian women? I’m also gonna go out on a limb here and assume that when you say ‘little’ Jenner girls you are referring to their age.

  25. Beth says:

    I think Rob looks great with his burgundy suit. Adorable is the word I would use to describe him at the premiere. Yes, adorable.

  26. Kitten says:

    Kim looks really scary, like full-on catface.

  27. Annie says:

    Something has always bugged me about this chick and I think I’ve figured it out. I seriously think she is the illegitimate Granddaughter of Elvis Presley. I mean…COME ON!!! Tell me I’m wrong about this theory!?

  28. ams1 says:

    dakota fanning is ADORBS always & ashley greene looks like she wrong turned out of some low budget beauty pageant. gorgeous girl-awful outfit.

  29. ams1 says:

    @ gatsby girl…its just a pale girl thing! we shave & its smooth…but the paleness doesn’t cover up the follicles or something. i hate it!!!

  30. Erin says:

    Right behind you, ams1. If you are pale and have dark hair, you can still see the hair follicles under your skin. That is exactly what my legs look like right after a shave. It is what it is.

  31. Megan says:

    Kim Kardashian is now the ugliest of the sisters after having so much work done on her face, which is such a waste of thousands of $’s because she used to be by FAR the prettiest.

    Kristen needs to shave her legs before going out in front of paparazzi.

  32. Jeri says:

    Oh no! The Kardashians are now ho-ing out the cute Jenner girls too. Kris, please let them have a private life & not be laughed at like the others.

    What’s w/Kellan Lutz’s hair? It never looks good but this is ludacris!

  33. gg says:

    I think Kristen looks GREAT here! (Hate the shoes though.) She’s smiling and looking pleasant. I can tell she’s making an effort.

  34. Kazoo81 says:

    LOL, love the captions.

    dakota’s dress would look awesome on someone with darker skin. she still looks cute, though.

  35. Pleister says:

    Wow, where were the stylists?
    Pattinson’s suit is just fugly. Kristen’s dress is maybe appropriate in the winter, but summer? Not so much, I like it that it’s a tight dress and not that weird black feather thing she wore on one of the press junkets.
    And why why did Nikki Reed killed the blue Big Bird *cries* (yes, in my country big bird is blue 😉 )
    Kellan Lutz is just a creep.

  36. fashionfreak says:

    wow, seeing the jenner girls and mistaking each one for khloe makes me really think bruce jenner is khloe’s dad, or at least that kris got busy with some other man cuz khloe looks like the jenner girls but not at all like kim and kourtney.

    did anyone notice the little boy behind kristen with ‘bella’ written in red all over his face? nice lil lol there

  37. ams1 says:

    @ erin! haha i’m irish man. there is NO WAY around it.

    @ megan! easy on us almost-albinos…we got see-thru skin & black hair!!

  38. ams1 says:

    also, those little jenner girls don’t look white? i mean like bruce….whats that all about? they got that olive skin/dark hair/armenian thing going. is that from their mom?

  39. Jello says:

    I think K. Stew looks great. She’s smiling and looking happy. I even like the dress. Besides, the time to try out more off beat fashion is when you’re young. DF looks “sweet” but we’ve seen that look on her a million times. It’s a bit of a “yawn”.

  40. kelbear says:

    Kristen’s dress works for her. She always wears a short dress. Could of shaved though. LOVE the heels!

  41. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    How many of those girls are there? If their last name is Jenner, do they have the same alliteration affliction? Is there a Jamiroquai Jenner running around unbeknownst to me?

    Not loving the outfits, but everyone looks happy, so that’s good enough. Not like I’m going to see any of these (I thought these films came out in autumn, no?)

  42. KittensMcGee says:

    K-stu looks so pretty! Great make up and shoes. Dress…not so much. Dakota’s outfit looks fab. You’re right though, it washes her out a bit. Maybe if she’d done up her make up and hair a bit more there’d be more pop. Those shoes are fabulous though.

  43. marge says:

    it’s so sad when a muppet is killed for bad fashion 🙁

    DF looks lovely as usuall
    Love the long light grey dress AGreen is wearing… who is it from?

  44. J says:

    They are young stars, so probably they chose their own outfits — and they all failed. But it’s cute!

  45. dovesgate says:

    That is freakin’ hilarious that the close up showed her legs like that in all their pale, follicle dotted glory. My legs are exactly like that too.

  46. GatsbyGal says:

    @Ams1 – I’m super pale too, so I do know that. But Kristin’s is bad! No way on earth did she shave that day.

  47. Sarah says:

    Mine too, even when I’ve shaved them a minute ago.

  48. buzzaroo says:

    I love Sparkles suit and think he looks hot.

    I wish somebody would tell K-stew that she does NOT look good in short skirts, honestly, her legs are an eye sore.

  49. buzzaroo says:

    Oh, forgot to mention, I don’t reckon that is Nikki Reed in the Ice dress, I reckon it’s the woman who plays Angela ??

  50. Christine says:

    buzzaroo: Nope that’s the girl who plays Rosalie. Amazing how different she looks with blonde hair in the movies…

  51. chris says:

    Rob looked hot. 😀 No one with that face would ever be mistaken for a valet. I loved that he dared to be different.

  52. Vee says:

    Rob is getting rave reviews on the fashion blogs for his bold fashion choice. The styling and the cut of the suit were impeccable, the color daring and it worked.