About a month ago, January Jones was spotted at the same party with Adrien Brody. Rumor was that they had started a little something on the downlow, although the “downlow” aspect was a little strange because they were both single and both could have benefited from a hot hookup rumor. Anyway, less than two weeks after that one party, January Jones allegedly got hammered and not-so-allegedly plowed into a series of parked cars. And who did she call for help? Not Adrien. She called Bobby Flay, married dude. It was a matter of days before tabloids ran with the story that January and Bobby were having some kind of affair, and the Adrien rumors got shelved temporarily. Until now! Us Weekly’s “insider” source claims that Adrien and January are still totally dating. And their insider is called “Holy sh-t people figured out I was f-cking Bobby, now, I can’t… damn it… push the Adrien story, sh-t, don’t use my name okay?”

Romance under wraps!

Adrien Brody denied reports that he was dating Mad Men’s January Jones, calling her “a friend,” this spring. But a source tells Us Weekly that Brody, 37, has fallen hard for Jones, 32 (who has dated Ashton Kutcher and Josh Groban, and has been linked to Jeremy Piven).

“Adrien loves talking about January,” says the insider. “He says, ‘We’re dating. We’re really happy!'” (The secret couple was recently spotted at NYC’s Rose Bar.)

Still, the Splice actor didn’t look too attached at L.A.’s Omega Constellation Launch June 26. “He was flirting with girls,” says a source. “He was partying hard.”

[From Us Weekly]

Sounds like Adrien hit it and quit it, and is currently douching it up with fan girls who like Ed Hardy, baggy leather jumpsuits and sadness. Sounds like Bobby Flay hit it and quit it too – even the tabloids made it sound like a very casual fling, and likely one of many that Bobby has had over the years. Star Magazine claimed that he and January had some drinks, flirted, then went up to his hotel room for a few hours, and that “Bobby has a gorgeous wife, but he just can’t seem to help himself when it comes to hot young women!” Ugh. Let’s try this again, January. You’re a beautiful woman and a somewhat talented actress, let’s find someone interesting for you, mmkay?