Pam Anderson is not Denise Richards, won’t let kids appear in reality show

Pam Anderson wants you to know that she is not Denise Richards. Sure, she is dim and plastic, a shitty actress, can’t function without a camera pointed at her, and she’s going to have her own reality show like Denise, but that’s where she draws the line. Pam Anderson is moving forward with her E! reality show, scheduled to air this summer and she wants everyone to know that the show will not feature Anderson’s two sons with former husband, Tommy Lee.

Unlike some of E!’s other shows, including Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood and the upcoming Living Lohan, Pamela will not feature Anderson’s children in the show, according to the network.

The series will be shot in a highly stylized documentary style, according to the producers of the series at World of Wonder Productions.

“Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,” said Randy Barbato, managing director of World of Wonder Productions, in a statement. “The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today’s most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film.”

[From Broadcasting & Cable]

These E! executives must think we are morons. “Artistically rich and visually stunning?” I think they mean “vapid and ridiculous, with lots of closeups of Pam’s T&A.” That sounds about right. I can see it now: Pam washes her car. In a bikini. Pam goes shopping. In a bikini. Pam files her taxes. In a bikini. Riveting television, I tell you!

As for the decision not to showcase the children, it’s probably a good idea, considering that she spends more time skanking around Las Vegas, getting married and divorced on a whim and trading sexual favors for card game losses than, you know, actual parenting. Besides, with parents like Pam and Tommy, these kids have enough to deal with.

Note by Celebitchy Anderson gave Hugh Heffner a naked lap dance for his 82nd birthday. She came out of a bedroom in his Vegas suite wearing nothing but heels and proceeded to dance for him. The owner of The Palms Fantasy Towers confirmed the story, saying “[Hugh] was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

Anderson is shown on a German TV show with magician Hans Klok on 3/15/08. Denise Richards is shown performing with the Pussycat Doll in June, 2006.

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  1. Ur A Loser says:

    Honestly, what do people see in these skanks? They are middle age women walking around in their bras & underwear (actually i take the underwear comment back) jumping on the opportunity to exploit themselves as well as their children. How sad!

  2. MaiGirl says:

    Ladies, please clear up your Daddy issues early, or you will end up like Pammy.

  3. Jody says:

    My husband and I got married in the villa that happened to be next door to where Pam Anderson and Rick Soloman were married– when we left later, she was standing out in the hallway, in what was her wedding dress I assume– a white satin strapless number that barely covered her vag/boobs.
    Anyway, as we were passing we congratulated her, and she was incredibly sweet, gave us both hugs and kisses as she congratulated us– granted she was pretty tipsy, but I thought she was quite down to earth, as was everyone in her little entourage.

  4. Mairead says:

    I’m going to be the voice of dissent (again!) – I like and admire Pammy. She’s pretty articulate and has a decent head on her shoulders… just not the ability to brush her hair properly or choose decent men. Any decent men at all. But she’s hardly alone in that sense.

    And while her men are truely GODAWFUL, there hasn’t really been that many of them, that we know of – she was with Brett Michaels (glurgh) Tommy Lee (blech) and Kid Rock (barf) and Marcus Shenkenburg (there must be something wrong with him) for years!

    I could be wrong, but she always seemed to be a decent parent, rarely hawking them for photoshoots ( If wrong, I stand corrected).

    Besides – Barb Wire is one of the funniest films ever 🙂 (not intentionally of course, but it’s so bad it’s good)

  5. Carrie says:

    I just saw her on Ellen recently and she came across as though she was trying too hard to be funny.

    Other than her constant need for attention, she doesn’t bother me one way or the other.

  6. xiaoecho says:

    Love me some Pammy

    She seems to know who she is, after all, if she suddenly got class she wouldn’t be Pammy would she?

    …and she knows her limitations, which is classy

  7. CandyKay says:

    Speaking as a 44-year-old, body-positive female…isn’t it kind of time for Pam to hang up her bikini? A woman can age beautifully, but not when she’s trying to look and dress like she did twenty years ago. Pam is a lovely lady, but It’s time for her to move into the next phase of her career.

  8. CJ says:

    From what I’ve seen about her, she seems to be a good Mom. Going to the movies, baseball games, grocery shopping, basic Mom stuff. She seems to have things together with Tommy Lee. Where as most divorced couples HATE each other.

    I like Pammy!

  9. Bodhi says:

    Yeah, I like Pam too. I think she is hilarious, poor taste in men aside. I wish she & Kid Rock had stayed together. They were the most trash-tastic couple EVA!

  10. KateNonymous says:

    I like her, too. Although she’s great at self-promotion, she also seems to know that the world isn’t all about her. It’s too bad that her taste in men is so…peculiar. (Rick Salomon? Really? Why does anyone want to sit next to that guy at dinner, much less marry him or make sex tapes with him?) But she seems to be able to poke fun at herself and be nice to other people. If only Russell Crowe could do the same.

  11. MaiGirl says:

    Wow, you guys. So it’s okay to be a slutty idiot as long as you know you are a slutty idiot and have a sense of humor about it? And how can a woman playing musical marriages (with Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds, no less!) and partying non-stop be such a good mother? Just….wow.

    Post-feminism is a bitch.

  12. fabulous says:

    I love Pammy…At first I thought she was just another T&A girl in a red swimsuit but over the years I’ve come to kind of admire her.

    She’s not scared to be seen without her make up on, she does normal things with her kids – taking them to soccer matches and she’s not botoxed.

    So she likes dressing up, being a bit of a bit of a party girl, so what. Who says that you can only do that when you’re 25.

  13. Sasha says:

    All drunks are entitled to a moment of clarity, even those drunk on their own egos.

  14. daisyfly says:

    She can’t have her kids on the show. They would eclipse her washed up frankentitties and then what good would she be?

  15. headache says:

    It’s really hard to accurately describe how I feel about her parenting. I believe that she loves her boys very much but I also believe that she is quite self destructive. The marriages, the endless drunken partying despite a diagnosis of Hep C which can kill even the most healthly of people shows that her love only goes so far.

    She’s a selfish mom, only about as good to them as it doesn’t cramp her style. I doubt going to the movies and having her show up at your soccer games does little to negate the damage of quickie weddings and annulments, on and off relationships with a volatile ex, your parent’s sex time and the endless hard drinking on the lives of two young boys for whom their mother is more of a sex symbol than any sort of a role model or positive influence.

    I wish her boys the best but I see them growing up into a cross between Brody Jenner and Joe Francis some day.

  16. frewt says:

    How can she possible have a good head on her shoulders when she continually makes crappy choices in her love life? That indicates to me the girl has no emotional IQ at all. Add to that fact her need to perpetuate the bimbo persona and flaunt herself all over the world (in a very skanky, low rent fashion) and I would surmise she’s actually pretty stupid.

    She looks fucking awful in that photo. If she were smart, she might try to reinvent herself.

  17. mollination says:

    hey now. tommy lee seems like a very good father to me. And I don’t know how pam divides her time (50/50?) between her kids and partying, but I do see quite a few pics of her doing stuff with her kids. So who knows what kind of mother she is? The kids are probably with tommy when she is partying, and i would NOT complain about spending that much time with tommy 🙂