Are we at the point where we can just refer to Rachel Uchitel as a “whore”? I mean, she got paid $10 million from Tiger Woods to keep her mouth shut about their relationship – the affair that started all of Tiger’s scandals. And then she and her lawyer Gloria Allred tried to extort David Boreanaz for money or something too, after Rachel and David had something going on when his wife was pregnant. So, “whore” = a lady who gets paid for relationships, to put it nicely. But is being a whore good business? Donald Trump thinks so. He’s offered Rachel a “position” on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. And she’s accepted Trump’s proposition. God knows, they probably knew each other in another life:

TMZ has learned Donald Trump is getting in on the action with Tiger Woods mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel … because he’s offered her a job on the next season of “The Celebrity Apprentice.”

Trump — a longtime friend of Tiger’s — told TMZ he personally called Uchitel three weeks ago and offered her a spot on the show …. telling her she’d be “awesome.”

We called Uchitel and asked if she was going to take the offer — and she said, “Absolutely.”

We’re pretty confident she’ll excel in business — since she’s already proved she can handle the load.

NBC has the final say on whether Uchitel will be on the show, but Donald usually gets his way.

[From TMZ]

You know what? I think this is a dumb move by Rachel, and it shows her vulnerability. She’s vulnerable because she actually wants to be famous, she actually wants to be legitimate in a mainstream way. If I had gotten $10 million for doing the nasty with Tiger Woods (unfortunately not true, because I don’t work at Ho-Jo’s), I would just sit around, being rich and quiet and not giving a sh-t if anyone thought I was legit. Now we’re going to have to watch Rachel martyr herself on network television – and you know someone is going to get into it with her.

Header: Rachel on Decemeber 10, 2009. Credit: WENN.