Amy Winehouse is pregnant, say eagle-eyed beer-gut watchers


I saw these photos earlier and laughed to myself: “Crazy Winehouse is sh-tfaced again, ha!” I noticed that she’d stuffed her drunken tittays into an unflattering hot pink swimsuit-like top, and that she’s not in the best shape. I also noticed that she appears to have barfed, sweat or spilled something down her swimsuit. But here’s what I didn’t notice: that Amy Winehouse “looks pregnant”. So says Starpulse. To me it just looks like a beer gut. But maybe I’m wrong! Maybe La Winehouse is knocked up, and she decided to celebrate by closing down every bar in London last night with Nas!


I just noticed her “Blake” tattoo on her drunken tittay. God, how do you think that makes her new boyfriend Regg Traviss feel? Not only does he have to pour Amy’s drunk, pregnant self into bed every night, but he also has to compete with Blake’s luscious love-making skills, and be reminded of Blake every time he motorboats… GAH, I can’t even finish that, I am so disgusted and amused. Jesus, I need to stop. Here’s more of Amy and Nas, looking totally and completely sober:



Amy and Nas on July 21, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. ams511 says:

    whoa. train-wreck.

  2. bellaluna says:

    Oh dear, I hope it’s booze bloat. She’s one of those who should have been sterilised before birth.

  3. SammyHammy says:

    I don’t see how she could possibly get pregnant or carry a baby to term with her cracked out lifestyle. I think it’s just a beer gut.

  4. Fluffy says:

    It’s just booze bloat. Her liver is probably the size of a small country by now.

  5. caitlinsmommy says:

    no, please, don’t let her be pregnant!

  6. Sumodo1 says:


  7. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    I can’t hate on Amy, she’s a mess. Gotta love she doesn’t give a flying eff about what anyone thinks.

    Wish she would make some new music.

  8. hanh says:

    I wouldn’t put it past her to drink like crazy while pregnant. She probably thinks the baby needs to learn how to par-tay also.

  9. Sarah says:

    It’s sad cause she was actually decent looking long long time ago. But yeah, that’s bloat not baby.

  10. LindyLou says:

    Her tummy is always like that. Whether its booze-bloat or just distended from living on a diet of heroin and beer. I seriously doubt she gets any kind of regular exercise other that picking herself off the floor after she falls down drunk. Love the snarl face she throws at the paps – it’s awesome!

  11. Missfit says:

    Whoa, need to keep this one away from Jesse James, he’d hit that in a heart beat, it’s just his type of female breed.

  12. Strawberry says:

    @Fluffy Kitten Tail: She’s been saying her new album would be ready “in months” about every 2-3 months now in the British press. I’ll believe it when her record co. actually publishes a release date..

  13. Tia C says:

    Y’all are killin me today – LOL!

    bellaluna thinks she should’ve been “sterilised before birth,” Missfit says she’s just Jesse James’ “type of female bread” – awesomeness!! And so true.

    And I have to agree with Fluffy Kitten Tail, too – I have a hard time hating her, even though she’s obviously a total mess. And I wish she’d make some new music also.

  14. jones says:

    I always enjoy Amy Winehouse…she cracks me up! Keep up the good mess Amy.

  15. anjasmomma says:

    I think the bigger story may be why Amy Winehouse is hanging out with Nas?

    What an odd pairing.

  16. a says:

    gross. i really hope it’s not a baby.

  17. GatsbyGal says:

    Well, if she IS pregnant, she won’t be for long. Fetuses typically don’t respond well to crack and meth.

  18. Iris says:


    And though she’s more of a trainwreck than everyone except maybe Pete Doherty, she’s a million times more endearing than Lindsay Lohan.

  19. Andrea says:

    I love the look on her face in the bottom photo-I’m a high school teacher and I totally need to work on my “bitch face” before September.

  20. Camille says:

    Its weird that she gets a pass, yet many others don’t. Strange.
    I think the words ‘hot mess’ were invented for this woman. Actually, minus the word hot.

  21. gloaming says:

    @ Iris. No, she’s not dating NAS, she was at his and Damien Marley’s show at the Hammersmith Apollo.

    May I also add she was photographed sh- tfaced draped over the speakers and falling asleep….

  22. Nibbi says:

    she’s a mess but i can’t stand to see her name listed anywhere near lohan’s, i just feel like it’s WRONG to put them in the same category somehow. “Back to Black” was an album of pure genius. seriously, her music fascinates me and cracks me up and bums me out. she’s a hell of a character, i want her to stick around for a long time.

  23. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    I don’t think Jesse James would be terribly interested in hanging out with Amy, what with her being Jewish and all. What a barf that dude is.

    No way that uterine Shame Day can support life. she probably swallows the GNP of The Maldives from one fortnight to the next.

    A sad portrait, she was actually a pretty girl before all of the, um, ‘living’.

    I enjoy her music and was heartened to see her improving, but what can you say?

  24. Anastasia says:

    You gotta remember, girlfriend is TEEEEENY tiny, so any amount of bloat looks HUGE on her frame. That’s bloat, seriously. I’d bet my left arm she’s not pregnant.

  25. Beer Brewing says:

    Wow Amy Winehouse looks like a mess, but probably not pregnant. Why is she dating Nas regardless?

  26. Jello says:

    Yes she’s a mess. But I’m loving the snarl sneer she’s throwing at the paps.

  27. Shay says:

    She is totally feral.

  28. gg says:

    Poor messed up Amy.

    Camille, she doesn’t really get a pass at all. People saying this is awesome are only joking since she’s been such a mess for so long now.

    Also, she doesn’t do interviews and nobody wants to do photo layouts of her, so we don’t see all the denial as with the Lohan.

  29. MoP says:

    Malnutrition stomach? The rest of her is darned skinny!

  30. RaraAvis says:

    I refuse to give her a pass just because she has natural talent. She does nothing to cultivate it – just smokes and drinks and abuses her body with tats, rats and implants. She’s a waste of talent and a joke. And not a funny one, either.

  31. Lucia from Brazil says:

    The pregnant belly appears from the third month of pregnancy. So if she is pregnant, Reg Traviss is not the father. Amy and Reg have been together for one month and a half.

  32. Richi says:

    Oh DEAR NOOOO!!!Not a baby for her!!

  33. Richi says:

    her fugly body reminds me of canvas awating for painting!!! eww ewww ewwww