-Thanks to the success of her first time guest-starring on the show, Britney Spears will be reprising the role of Abby on CBS’ How I Met Your Mother. [Yeeeah!]
– Emma Watson has good timing. The girl left her 18-year-old Birthday party, slid into the car and flashed her see-through panties. Boy she just couldn’t wait a day could she? [Dlisted]
– Kim Porter and Diddy were spotted last night going to a party hosted by the Beckham’s. Usher and Tameka were also at this swanky event [Bossip]
– Newly Non-Sexist Judd Apatow Reaps Benefits of Wikipedia Whitewash [Defamer]
– Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? review [Pajiba]
– Rihanna making what we can only guess is her sex face while performing at the HP Pavilion in San Jose (4/19) [Celebslam]
– Jordin Sparks Has A Career Threatening Throat Injury [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Denise Richards Was Surrounded By MILF Chasers [The Bastardly]
– Amanda Bynes has a back-up career planned if Hollywood turns its back on her – she’ll turn her hand to designing clothes full-time. Not sure if this is the very best backup plan I’ve ever heard [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Fergie Bikini Pictures… not quite as scary as you’d expect (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Carmen Electra’s 36th birthday pics. She sipped on mixed drinks, danced a little and flirted with her man until about 1 am when PURE nightclub presented her with a birthday cake [Hollywood Rag]
– Tori Spelling shows off her pregnant belly button [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– YouTube pulls Scientology defector’s video after curious, massive flagging occurs [Agent Bedhead]
– These pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini are every bit as mundane as you’d think they’d be [The Blemish]
– And a little more Aniston, if you can handle it [CityRag]
– Who knows who had the bright idea to give Alicia Silverstone another lead in a situation comedy, but I think we know which new series will be headed for cancellation first [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Does Gossip Girl Deserve the Title of Best Show Ever? [PopSugar]
– Heidi Klum & Kids Have Fun @ The Grove [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Page Six says today that Paris Hilton thinks she and ex-BFF Nicole Richie should get married to their boyfriends, Benji and Joel Madden, in a lavish double ceremony [WWTDD]
– Miley Cyrus Offers Seductive Pose, Begins Road to Rehab in Earnest [Websters is my Bitch]
– Perhaps second to only Heather Mills, not many women are as universally despised as Denise Richards, which is why it’s baffling that any network would give her her own reality tv show [Lainey Gossip]
– Everyone is probably wondering how Mariah Carey lost 20 pounds and three sizes. Here’s the answer… She probably didn’t [The Skinny]
– Juliette Lewis is Satan. Or best case scenario, totally freaking crazy [Derek Hail]
– Marky Mark and the Funny Shirt [Best Week Ever]
– According to a couple top 10 lists from the Huffington Post, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama’s bestest, most awesome celebrity supporters are both talk show hosts. Clinton’s got Ellen DeGeneres and Obama’s repped by Oprah. Clinton also has the backing of Eva Longoria and Magic Johnson, while Obama counts Chris Rock and some Kennedys as fans [Mollygood]
– Kelly Osbourne Is As Cute As Her Buttons. Who would have thought? [Jezebel]
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