Lindsay Lohan, Maxim cover girl: “This too shall pass.”


I hope I don’t sound too nasty, but did this bitch just spend her entire pre-jail time doing photo shoots? Is Lindsay Lohan just a cracked-out model at this point? So, yes, Lindsay somehow managed to do a photo shoot for the cover of September’s Maxim magazine – this is in addition to her GQ Germany photo shoot, her Vanity Fair photo shoot (for the October cover) and her Complex magazine shoot. She loves to have her picture taken. She lives to be cracked-out in front of a camera. As for the actual Maxim photos, eh. They Photoshopped her face to look less cracked-out, and she almost looks natural and pretty. She also gave an interview! Let’s see how she sounds:


On her incarceration:
“I am feeling strong. I’ve experienced a lot in my life, and my mom has given me a lot of faith. This too shall pass.”

Her goal:
“To focus on myself and my work, and to move all press on me to focus on the work I do. Also, I’d like to do more work in India and travel to Malawi.”

Her personal motto:
“Stay true to yourself always. At the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and be content with the choices you’ve made, and will make, in your life. Go with your gut!”

On the past year of cracked-out shenanigans: “Another year in a lifetime of living and learning.”

On her inspiration: “Sex appeal and sensuality … without trying too hard. I feel that women have such power with their bodies alone.”

[From HuffPo and Hollyscoop]

Yes, delusional as always. That’s our crackhead! Lindsay also discussed her role in Inferno, where she will be playing Lindsa Lovelace. Although there have been some rumors that Lindsay will be replaced, producers came out yesterday and said that the part is still Lindsay’s. Lindsay spoke about playing Lovelace in Maxim as well: “”I don’t really want to discuss anything until I am on set… I need some secrets.”

Photos courtesy of HuffPo

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  1. denise says:

    Wow photoshop works wonders!
    Why is the space under her belly button so long?

  2. jen says:

    What’s with the hand to head pose?

    Is she holding in her brains?

  3. denise says:

    @ Jen

    lol! I think she is just trying to show her tattoo.
    Or maybe not, it’s gone in the second pic.
    I guess she is holding in her brains.

  4. lucy2 says:

    I think she was looking for attention and CASH, and magazines were the only ones offering.
    Another year in the lifetime? Seriously, she’s lucky she IS still alive.

  5. Feebee says:

    I too was wondering about the hand to the head pose… I think it’s to combat the headache of working.

    “This too shall pass”, yes but then it’ll happen again and again unless you get with the programme.

  6. onyx says:

    are the granny panties and nursing bra supposed to be zexy or just go along with the old perv’s taste for lingerie?

  7. meme says:

    And Hohan is absolutely correct. She will come out of this richer and more famous than ever. That’s how we do it here in America. We reward bad, stupid, criminal behavior from our celebs, real or pseudo.

  8. gabs says:

    Why does the girl in the mirror look like vanessa hudgens?

  9. Kaz says:

    Copy Britney spears

  10. Riley says:

    Does she even know where Malawi is? Bitch, please. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

  11. Kat says:

    There are SO MANY Lilo shots with her hand to her head, hand(s) in her hair.. she needs a new pose.

  12. meme says:

    @kat – perhaps she could give the peace sign or blow us a kiss? LOL this girl is such a cliche

  13. Slig says:

    Why not in jail go go go go in jail and enjoy

  14. Kaz says:

    Not vanessa this britney spears sl*t

  15. Lisa says:

    @Kaiser- No! You do not sound nasty, you are simply stating your thoughts. This little entitled b*tch is starting to get on my nerves. I guess you have to be a train weck, be a hard-core crackhead, nearly kill ppl while on once of your crackhead shirrades to become magazine cover worthy.

  16. sapphire says:

    Kaiser, you are being kind! Seriously shopped photo (Am I the only one who think she always looks grubby and needs soap and a scrub brush), fake boobs and delusions. Oh well, she needs to pay for UCLA somehow.

  17. gretchen says:

    really a beautiful girl, and can’t blame her for doing the photo shoots, wouldn’t you if offered 😉

    hope she can get herself together, kick the drugs and get back to work as an actress. i enjoy her in films. she used to have a very sweet side to her, hope she can get it back.

  18. Diana says:

    She has made the same face in every single photo for the last three years. That “I’m so sexy when I frown” face which actually reads as “Im constipated from the meth” face. I’m so f’n sick of it. I want her to go away immediately.

  19. Brittney says:

    That B&W mirror shot is VERY Gia… right down to Angelina’s early-20s body type. I never noticed that about her before.

  20. Constance says:

    @Brittney: Likely its the drugs. ^^

    The PS job isn’t very good. I find it awkward design-wise as to why they left the freckles(?) on her gag-sexy-gag hip in the first image so dark! Yuck… the first thing to pop in my dirty mind was “fire crotch is a dalmatian?” It just draws the eye to wonder how dark all the rest are in person.

    I’m half Irish and I admit I creamed my childhood freckles away. But when she’s always so naked… her freckles don’t do it for my visually.

  21. original kate says:

    lohan’s beyond boring – i want to hear more about the 6 craziest sex moves.

  22. Green Is Good says:

    *eye roll* “Lindsay Untamed”. Oh, b*tch please! Yeah, being “untamed” is REALLY working out for her so well.

  23. lew says:

    OMG!!! as said many times above.. another boring cover same sh*t different mag…
    She missed the boat on her acting she had the chance that not many get, and a chance to get help before she got worse with her addictions but with parents like hers why would she get help DENIAL DENIAL.
    I saw the photo of her “mean girls” movie with the other 3 girls, Amanda Syegfired (not sure on spelling) and Rachel McAdams and Lacey, they all started together in a way. My point being that they all had the same opportunity to move into movies etc.. Lacey IDK and two of those girls did and what did the star do? She went on to party and live a stuck up, fantasy, obnoxious life; while Amanda n Rachel become real Stars! She could’ve been in those movies or tried out but she was busy being passed out somewhere getting photographed in that lovely shape. Can we stop

  24. snowball says:

    I wish it could be found online, but there was a shot of her when she was just starting to take “older” roles after her Parent Trap days, she was kneeling in the sand wearing this green sweater and I swear, she looked like a young, cute Anne-Margaret.

    She had so much promise, it makes me just sick to my stomach to see where she’s ended up. I hope she does better. I just don’t think she will any time soon. This Linda Lovelace project sounds like a trainwreck in the making. A violent, nasty soft porno?

  25. teri says:

    I seriously have no idea where some get so much hatred for Linday at. She didn’t hurt you or kill anyone. She’s doing her time, getting her life on track and here you all are sitting all high and mighty in judgment of her. There are no second chances for anyone according to you. All these people who have gotten in trouble make a huge profit off of it, OJ, Tiger, Bill CLinton, Paris Hilton and so many others. Again I see nothing to hate her over.

  26. Electric says:

    Wow she’s really expanding her modeling range beyond a finger in the mouth….now she has the hand in hair pose.

  27. Jesus Christ Superstar says:


  28. serena says:

    She is not bad in the photos, I’d have to admit that (and it’s hard).
    But the mirror-thing is just crap. I don’t want to hear that from her. Lol such a delusional child!

  29. Just a Poster says:

    Okay great photo shop with the first picture, I think the 2nd one is really more like how she looks now.. the rest, I dunno about.

    But the first picture, she looks like the girl she should be, before the drugs and other issues that are now her problem.

    In some way now, I feel sorry for her, and I have to admit I am rooting for her now. I really hope she can get healthy and find some sort of peace in her life.

  30. Tia C says:

    Enough photo shoots with this girl. She obviously doesn’t realize that barely anyone cares about her anymore.

    I really hope that Linda Lovelace movie is NOT made. I am no prude, but it sounds like pure trash. That is the last thing her career needs now is another bad, trashy movie.

  31. a says:

    wow. 2 days in jail does wonders for her career… did they not think she would make it?

    how is she supposed to get better with all of the positive reinforcement from the magazines whenever she goes wrong, etc…

  32. Jeri says:

    I thought India banned her after she saved all those children single-handedly. (yuk yuk)

  33. bubbs says:

    UGH photoshop!!!!!!!!

  34. bagladey says:

    The person who chose that cover photo should get an “F”. Nothing about that photo is attractive or even sexy. If I was the clothing company I would be mad about the way that bikini/swimsuit, pyjama (what is it?) looks. It looks too big for one thing and it looks bulky and sloppy and Lindsay looks unappealing, un-curvy, freckly, weird (with that pose)and even a bit vulgar.

  35. Innocent says:

    I agree even although i’m a fan i still think anyone should have compassion for individuals dealing with addiction and mental health problems.
    The judge wasn’t fair at all
    She got 90 days for a minor violation even although she only seved 14 90 was extremely harsh when she completed the program.
    Despite the fact she PASSED all the drug tests and provided medical proof for her prescriptions she is forced to do 90 days inpatient.
    She may as well have been taking coke if the judge was going to set her up like that.
    I hope this horrible judge retires or moves so Lindsay can be treated fairly.

  36. jane16 says:

    She’s hideous. Inside and out.

  37. meme says:

    @bagladey – Lindsay IS a bit vulgar.

  38. gretchen says:

    “Im constipated from the meth”

    @ Diana #18: meth makes you constipated?? wow good to know

  39. jessica says:

    since we all know everybody is doing it…they might make more money if they photoshop all them freckles away…sick…

  40. d says:

    *sigh* again with the arm … honestly photographers, do you not know any other poses to put her in? sheesh.

  41. javagirl1 says:

    @ gretchen no meth doesn’t make you constipated….quite the opposite…
    I just can’t take anymore of this girl’s crack poses. Its annoying and ridiculous.

  42. Angie says:


    Lindsey did nothing to you. All this hating on her doesn’t really make you feel better about yourself, it’s only an illusion.

    Get over yourselves already.

  43. Annabelle says:

    well they are very photoshopped photos, but OMG she is so fkn gorgeous.

  44. gg says:

    Why do people still hire this girl? They’re enabling her to stay in denial with her drug addictions.

  45. gretchen says:

    Why do people still hire this girl? They’re enabling her to stay in denial with her drug addictions.

    @ GG : well tell that to all the beer guzzeler’s wives…im sure u’d get an argument about the pay check being cut off LOL

  46. skeptical says:

    when someone gets drunk/high/whatever in the privacy of their own home.. i don’t care.

    when someone who is drunk/high/whatever gets behind the wheel of a car, (especially someone else’s car, with innocent people inside) that person becomes a public health hazard.

    Judge Revel was NOT too harsh. Not by a long shot. She read out all the crap lilo’s pulled. Do some people here need a refresher?

    Lindsay didn’t go to jail for probation violation.. she went to jail because of her crimes. The probation was the only thing keeping her out of jail and she screwed that one up royally.

    girl needs serious help and Revel is the only one willing to lay down the law.

  47. MEMOIME says:

    lol at most of the post and i agree..ick.. and until she knows a rock bottom..she will never get better…oh… maybe for a while.. maybe even a yr or 2..then she will think shes got it licked and go back to the sleazy hollywood drug/drink/party life….nothing BAD has happened to her yet.. wait till she loses an arm or leg in an accident, or end up a QUAD, or KILLS an innocent.