– Foxy Brown was spotted attending St Paul’s The Apostle Church in NYC this past Sunday. I did too, but I was lacking the Zac Posen day dress, stilettos and huge sunglasses. Oh, and the camera crew. [Hollywood Rag]
– Ashlee Simpson’s T-Shirt Line: It’s time to give it up and call it a day when your clothing line makes Heidi Montag’s line look like some couture shit [Dlisted]
– Jada Pinkett Smith hit up that party hosted by the Beckhams looking like this. Judging from the pics from yesterday, this seemed like it was an event where Jada could’ve put a little effort into the hair or the get-up or something [Bossip]
– Milo Ventimiglia’s Pathology is an unholy mess of a movie [Pajiba]
– Tom Cruise dropped $100k on a birthday party for daughter Suri last Friday (pics here). $17k was dropped on flowers and another $5k was spent on a four-tiered cake for Suri and personalized cakes for each of the 24 guests [Celebslam]
– Chris Rock Explains How ‘Chippendales’ Killed Chris Farley [Defamer]
– The New York Post says Natalie Portman, “was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run.” [WWTDD]
– David Beckham gets a back, crack and sack wax. [popbytes]
– Mariah Carey showed up at Hot 97 studios in New York yesterday in the biggest, most unflattering pair of denim shorts the world has ever known, including Levi’s brief foray into bib-front overall shorts and the Navy’s unfortunate experiment with military-issue denim culottes [Yeeeah]
– Heidi Klum And Seal’s First Date Was Too Naughty To Talk About [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Geri Halliwell says motherhood sealed the bond with her & Victoria Beckham. Awww [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Jodie Marsh has the world’s most frightening cleavage (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Martin Hyde is suing Gordon Ramsey and Kitchen Nightmares for $1 million in London for re-airing the show there and Martin says the show ruined his life according to Daily Mail [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– For those who hoped the buzz of a Penelope-Javier-Scarlett threesome were true for Woody Allen’s upcoming film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, this picture might lend some credence to those rumors. However, the true answer will have to wait until late August [Agent Bedhead]
– We’re not sure who told Leighton Meester that looking like a young Susan Sarandon for the opening night of the Metropolitan Opera was a good idea, but she needs to stop [The Blemish]
– Has Pete Wentz forgotten his underwear or found a new way to show-off his junk [CityRag]
– Richie Sambora was charged with two counts of DUI, but prosecutors declined to file any child endangerment charges. What exactly does it take to endanger a child these days? [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Neil Patrick Harris and Kal Penn stopped by TRL yesterday to help get us all even more excited for this weekend’s release of Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. Which I wasn’t at all into, until I found out that Neil Patrick Harris is in it [PopSugar]
– Lourdes Leon, 11, and her dad Carlos, strut their stuff on the streets of NYC [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– In Miley Cyrus’ First French-Kissing Endeavor, She Fails to Properly Align Face with Partner [Websters is my Bitch]
– Gwyneth Paltrow had dinner last night at the Ritz in Berlin with Jon Favreau and attended a photo call today for Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr. [Lainey Gossip]
– Rose McGowan leaving the Neil George hair salon in in Los Angeles this past Saturday [The Skinny]
– Carmen Electra’s 15 min are up. That sure took a long time [Derek Hail]
– The Top 12 Sandra Bullock Movie Titles That Could Also Describe Her Recent Head-On Collision [Best Week Ever]
– Eddie Izzard Considering Run for Office [Mollygood]
– CNN’s Richard Quest Has A Long History Of Rope Tricks [Jezebel]